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Date Signed Up:1/05/2011
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#9 - "crime doesnt pay" haha 12/23/2014 on but actually... 0
#3 - and eat some food, 120lbs and 6ft tall, whew you a skinny … 12/22/2014 on The Trip +1
#2 - Dont worry about it man, next time just put some good tunes on…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on The Trip +1
User avatar #4 - notcoolman (12/22/2014) [-]
i hear what your saying man but when i tried to stand i could not tell the difference from the ground and my feet. but like #1 said i just overdid it, thanks man
User avatar #3 - miketheemo (12/22/2014) [-]
and eat some food, 120lbs and 6ft tall, whew you a skinny fuck.
#7 - its also technically a poison 12/22/2014 on Alcohol IS a solution! 0
#1 - haha 12/22/2014 on All I want for Christmas is... +2
#19 - it appears i was misinformed, on the other hand this blue text…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on What the fuck kind of... -8
#24 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
it's probly the "you would be retarded not to think that" part that got you so angrily responded to. Plus it's a pretty logical fact that we don't share 99% of what makes us what we are with every other animal. It's a good chunk, but not that much.
#2 - no way, cops dont just KILL people for no raisins!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Nice job cops +13
#19 - carthos (11/16/2014) [-]
Why would they, noone even likes raisins
User avatar #15 - acheryus (11/16/2014) [-]
that's how they get away with it, the eat the raisins before other cops get there, they destroy the evidence! no motive no crime
User avatar #8 - beasert (11/16/2014) [-]
You're right. Sometimes they want to feel like a badass.
#2 - your face when all words are made up 11/16/2014 on Not to mention the word... +9
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (28 new replies) 11/16/2014 on What the fuck kind of... -114
#152 - bemmo (11/16/2014) [-]
I'm the 100th person to give a downvote! Do I win a prize?
#141 - letting (11/16/2014) [-]
Low quality trolling.
User avatar #133 - freepotatoe (11/16/2014) [-]
Mike, continue to cut yourself please
User avatar #132 - freepotatoe (11/16/2014) [-]
Mike, continue to cut yourself please
#6 - cloudpawtwo (11/16/2014) [-]
Don't go around spewing shit like that

Simplified, for your obvious minute brain
ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2013/07/125-explore/shared-genes

Not to mention, not all DNA is all actually used. Roughly 3% of genes make up the human genome. The majority rest is called non-coding, or junk DNA.
Despite the fact that there is so much junk, we still share 95-98% of our DNA with a chimp. And 80% with a mouse. This means that we share a few genes and a ton of junk DNA.
A lot of this DNA isn't really junk. Lots of it helps control when, where and how much a gene should turn on. And this DNA probably has other functions too.
But some of this DNA is true junk. It is a bunch of old viruses and dead genes, just taking up space.
A genome is the complete recipe book for a living thing. It is the sum of all the genetic information that an organism carries. Each chapter is made up of recipes for hereditary traits (genes). It also contains lots of blank pages in between that don't code for genes (non-coding or junk DNA).
8% of human DNA is actually old virus DNA. Some viruses, called retroviruses, put their DNA into the DNA of the cells they infect. HIV is a virus like this.
User avatar #131 - wisdombranch (11/16/2014) [-]
in 2012, ENCODE discovered that at least 30% (possibly 95%) of our DNA is not for telling HOW to build proteins and stuff.... but Whether or not to build them, and how much of what to build.

We have 3% of the DNA loaded with information on how to run the body and the rest is frickkin MANAGEMENT.
#162 - cloudpawtwo (11/17/2014) [-]
cool.
#41 - theruinedsage (11/16/2014) [-]
People not knowing how to read highlighted text
User avatar #37 - paradoxrocks (11/16/2014) [-]
you should get a refund on that colored text i can't read it worth shit
#40 - cloudpawtwo (11/16/2014) [-]
That's the point.
User avatar #62 - dyalibya (11/16/2014) [-]
It is not very efficient to try to educate people and use and use a text colour that discourages reading
User avatar #47 - respawnhydra (11/16/2014) [-]
pretty easy to read once highlighted, dont know why other people dont realise it
User avatar #21 - sanbonzakura (11/16/2014) [-]
you're like a mute but on the internet arent you?
#19 - miketheemo (11/16/2014) [-]
it appears i was misinformed, on the other hand this blue text has burned holes in my corneas.

oh and thanks for informing me of something so important i'm gonna hold this with me for the rest of my life wow man you are so amazing, i guess i should have googled all this like you before hand huh
#24 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
it's probly the "you would be retarded not to think that" part that got you so angrily responded to. Plus it's a pretty logical fact that we don't share 99% of what makes us what we are with every other animal. It's a good chunk, but not that much.
#18 - bothemastaofall (11/16/2014) [-]
oh god
#9 - sandpounder (11/16/2014) [-]
#11 - cloudpawtwo (11/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - mothertrollbegood (11/16/2014) [-]
this is probably a very well-thought counter-argument but we can't read it due to cancer blue text.
#60 - dyalibya (11/16/2014) [-]
You a casual ?
#148 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
GODDAMN that's even worse
#149 - jmillenium (11/16/2014) [-]
I disagree.
#10 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
Protip, highlight the text, it comes out white, with blue background, much easier to read
#8 - cloudpawtwo (11/16/2014) [-]
I got this text color to hurt peoples eyes.

I enjoy it.
#31 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
Keep using it => Less people actually read what you write.

Your choice.
#32 - cloudpawtwo (11/16/2014) [-]
I don't have much to say anyways. I post a comment once in a violet moon.
#33 - cloudpawtwo (11/16/2014) [-]
Plus I could just do this, surround it in white tags
User avatar #15 - derpthefifth (11/16/2014) [-]
Didnt actually hurt my eyes at all until i read that it was intended to hurt peoples eyes..... at which point it became moderately annoying... Go figure
#71 - last time i checked no piercing is necessary 11/15/2014 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
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#6 - miketheemo (08/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - miketheemo (01/27/2011) [-]
nah
User avatar #1 - asadshoe (01/26/2011) [-]
Do you has an xbox live called miketheemo?
 
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