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mikepetru

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Age: 111
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:Shadow Realm
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#8 - eh I didn't include it because it wouldn't have made sense in …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on The Brazilian Blitzkrieg 0
User avatar #9 - articulate (07/09/2014) [-]
Never forget the one.
User avatar #10 - mikepetru (07/09/2014) [-]
the world will
#11 - articulate (07/09/2014) [-]
But I will not. Mfw they scored even the one.
#21 - I swear, Chloe Moretz just gets cuter and cuter 07/08/2014 on How Harry should have... +6
#19 - "It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weap… 07/08/2014 on How Harry should have... +8
#30 - But their spawn would be transgender dick girls desensitized t…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/08/2014 on war +52
User avatar #238 - TarnRazor (07/08/2014) [-]
You're right! I don't see any downsides!
User avatar #211 - childpls (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #131 - fukkendragonite (07/08/2014) [-]
And then daddy 4chan fucks the child because they're that damn fucked up
#95 - nonanonnon (07/08/2014) [-]
Or they could cancel each other out, like matter and antimatter.
#88 - mexicanbean (07/08/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled image**

The kids
User avatar #40 - miia (07/08/2014) [-]
So you're saying we SHOULD do this?
#52 - teranin (07/08/2014) [-]
#35 - negan (07/08/2014) [-]
#1009 - Plastic trash can. If 1 guy 1 jar taught me anything, this is… 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#61 - No one can force you to feel a certain way about yourself. Yo… 07/07/2014 on The Mass Media +3
#37 - Live Your Life In My Ass 07/06/2014 on In My Ass 0
#468 - Picture 07/06/2014 on i'll jerk off to this +1
#23 - I wonder what other stuff she'll eat... 07/05/2014 on What. +2
#264 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on The MV Blue Marlin 0
#14 - I live in New York, folks  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on trains are nice 0
#45 - smbiosis (07/04/2014) [-]
Both Subways I've been to on the upper west side had Indians just like you described. It's annoying as shit.
#22 - cheeseboyofdoom (07/04/2014) [-]
New Yorker here, they're in all the fucking Dunkin Donuts too. Went to DD and asked for an everything bagel not toasted and no cream cheese, just the bagel. Took me like 5 minutes to explain it to her. She kept inching closer to the back repeating , "toast, toast?" It felt like the torture sequences in Metal Gear.
#7 - Well in the wild, it is advised that you make yourself appear … 07/03/2014 on trains are nice +18
#6 - Around my area the subways are all manned by Indians with THIC…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/03/2014 on trains are nice +99
#51 - gloriousthighs (07/04/2014) [-]
I had that problem at a Dominoes near here when the Indian taking my order started saying Nym over and over again. Took me too long to realize he wanted my name for the order.
#44 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
God damn the racism is funny, Indians get a bad name for nothing. At least we aren't known for gangbanging and stealing shit. I mean we are betafags who don't wear deoderant but at least we are for the most part hardworking people.

TLDR: I laugh at Indian Jokes and I am Indian, but fuck real racists
(This comment made me laugh so hard, because it's true)
#43 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
Indian people are the Jewiest Jews to ever Jew the Earth. Hitler focused the wrong group.


I work retail, and I get Indian people in there all the time ready to fight me over a $0.50 price difference on an item that was clearly in the wrong spot.



Also, what the fuck is an anguhree board?
#25 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
subway is the new 7-11. no racism intended, just an observation...
User avatar #17 - axeul (07/04/2014) [-]
As an Indian I say sucks for you. It's awesome when you can speak in any Indian language to them and they give you extra shit for free cause they like you. Also works with Halal carts, Dunkin, and many other places.
User avatar #38 - Monsterofthedog (07/04/2014) [-]
I live in surrey, bc. As an Indian this shit works
User avatar #13 - makomirocket (07/03/2014) [-]
So you're also from England then?
User avatar #14 - mikepetru (07/03/2014) [-]
I live in New York, folks
#45 - smbiosis (07/04/2014) [-]
Both Subways I've been to on the upper west side had Indians just like you described. It's annoying as shit.
#22 - cheeseboyofdoom (07/04/2014) [-]
New Yorker here, they're in all the fucking Dunkin Donuts too. Went to DD and asked for an everything bagel not toasted and no cream cheese, just the bagel. Took me like 5 minutes to explain it to her. She kept inching closer to the back repeating , "toast, toast?" It felt like the torture sequences in Metal Gear.
#12 - thereasonableperso (07/03/2014) [-]
Do you in south Houston?
#13 - so I can dance around the ball for a minute, do a backflip and…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on In the end... +13
#25 - nolikeusername (07/03/2014) [-]
U cant move back, if u try to trick and move back u loose the ball
User avatar #14 - phenact (07/03/2014) [-]
if you wait too long, the other team will kick the ball away. omce the ref blows the whistle, eeryone can move. I think
#15 - comradewinter (07/03/2014) [-]
No, the team can move when the ball is struck. Otherwise the goalkeeper could just rush out and grab it.
#18 - Picture 07/03/2014 on The MV Blue Marlin +12
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on The MV Blue Marlin +5
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#264 - mikepetru Comment deleted by mikepetru
#11 - Nope. You can't stop at the ball. You can stutter in the run…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on In the end... 0
User avatar #12 - phenact (07/03/2014) [-]
yes it is. the rule is you cant stop moving, did he stop? no
User avatar #13 - mikepetru (07/03/2014) [-]
so I can dance around the ball for a minute, do a backflip and shave my balls, THEN kick it and that's alright? Once you reach the ball, you have to kick it. No tricks. No spins. No waiting. Nothing
#25 - nolikeusername (07/03/2014) [-]
U cant move back, if u try to trick and move back u loose the ball
User avatar #14 - phenact (07/03/2014) [-]
if you wait too long, the other team will kick the ball away. omce the ref blows the whistle, eeryone can move. I think
#15 - comradewinter (07/03/2014) [-]
No, the team can move when the ball is struck. Otherwise the goalkeeper could just rush out and grab it.
#275 - That thing looks like a pissed off Animaniac  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #342 - saltyfries (07/03/2014) [-]
that thing, is the University of Wisconsin's mascot, Bucky Badger
#135 - Yeah it's easy to be a world champion when you play a sport th…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2014 on 'Murica +1
#187 - kignaz (07/02/2014) [-]
that's the joke, fucknugget
#145 - Orc (07/02/2014) [-]
Don't Canadians and Australians play it too?
User avatar #215 - zomaru (07/02/2014) [-]
They play Rugby I think.
User avatar #160 - doughboyfreshcak (07/02/2014) [-]
Japan also plays.
#155 - fartsmakemesmile (07/02/2014) [-]
Canadians do play football but the rules and field are a little different which is why the US has the NFL and Canada has the CFL
#98 - Jesus, the old man ******* scalped him?! 07/01/2014 on apple juice +2
#60 - you're right. asian girls don't move at all. my mistake 07/01/2014 on Girls -1
#23 - Manray used water pulse! 07/01/2014 on Water pulse +10
#21 - Acquired the Lab Ray Had a Mutant Jetsam, Robot Grarrl, Gr… 07/01/2014 on neopets +1
#20 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Water pulse +3
User avatar #22 - ayumu (07/01/2014) [-]
get it?
#23 - mikepetru (07/01/2014) [-]
Manray used water pulse!
#36 - *Asian girls in gym class  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Girls -6
User avatar #54 - kevinator (07/01/2014) [-]
no, no, girls in gym class was a correct statement.
User avatar #60 - mikepetru (07/01/2014) [-]
you're right. asian girls don't move at all. my mistake

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User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak (01/11/2015) [-]
Iroh would be proud
User avatar #13 - jorgemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
hey man, I love some of your content
User avatar #8 - mffinmanu (11/16/2012) [-]
hello brooke
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
hello, Clarisse
User avatar #10 to #9 - mffinmanu (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
User avatar #12 to #11 - mffinmanu (12/30/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - wbossint (06/29/2012) [-]
Forza Italia, my friend.
User avatar #3 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I remember thumbing up both your most recent OC yesterday....
Today,IT IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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