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mikepetru

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Age: 111
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
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latest user's comments

#40 - Just means you get to kick their canes out from under them whe…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Let me play Xbox or I'm... +1
User avatar #41 - fukinitech (02/22/2015) [-]
im the tallest but theyre huge douches and my dad likes them more than he likes me
User avatar #42 - mikepetru (02/22/2015) [-]
so kick the cane out from under your dad
User avatar #43 - fukinitech (02/22/2015) [-]
fuck yeah
#13 - The Clockwork Orange one broke my laugh box  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Ernie and Bert Comp (Part 9) +40
User avatar #30 - cookiecoketwo (02/22/2015) [-]
That movie tripped me out when I watched it.

The girl with no shirt on the stage, when they where showing off his changes, was hot AF tho.
User avatar #16 - shogg (02/22/2015) [-]
What one was that?
#17 - mikepetru (02/22/2015) [-]
Beaker and his droogs
#37 - Random thoughts can't melt steel boners  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on 3.14 (mirrored) = PIE +215
User avatar #189 - derpthefifth (02/22/2015) [-]
My personal boner poison list in order from most to least effective.

Anita Sarkeesian.
Feminazis
STDs
Unwanted children
That weekend of which we do not speak
User avatar #100 - xchillxmakerxx (02/22/2015) [-]
try jet fuel
#37 - Oh Christ no  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on doesnt afraid of anything +1
#63 - zaperzero (02/22/2015) [-]
Yours look pretty good.
#128 - Umm......my body, my choice? 02/21/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... +2
#20 - he also gets a new transformation if the rumors are true  [+] (12 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Let me play Xbox or I'm... +1
User avatar #21 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
But frieza is boring. Cell and Buu were actually kinda neat. But...frieza's just a lil bitch. According to my buddy who watched battle of the gods, Bills is a neat character too.
#30 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
buu saga kind of irritated me. like how these godlystrong people kept having pink goop sneak up on them. good god how oblivious can you be. cell best villian in my opinion.
User avatar #32 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
Cell is my favorite as well. I liked buu simply because Gohan got another chance to kick some serious ass.
User avatar #38 - godofsteak (02/22/2015) [-]
Actually i hated how gohan achieved that amount of power that saga. Goku and vegeta trained their ass off for seven years, and Gohan surpasses both of them by having an old man read comics and dance around him for a day. Bullcrap.
Cell saga Gohan was much better
#33 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
yeah they buu fights were really cool. i just didnt love the charactor in general. i didnt understand why gohan didnt go super saiyan though. being so strong normal. im sure theres probably some explanation but i never looked into it.
User avatar #34 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
Gohan had that whole unlocked power thing back when the elder Namekian was still alive. He unlocked even more power while training with the kais. Basically, he didn't need to transform. As far as I understand it anyway.
#37 - namenotallowed (02/21/2015) [-]
I thought that was the transformation? It just didn't show up as obviously as super saiyan does. I haven't seen the Buu saga in years though so I'm probably remembering wrong.
#65 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
Think about it this way: Gohans source of increased power throughout the whole series was emotion. If something upset him and drove him over his breaking point, a huge increase in power occurred and he started kicking serious ass. but it always relied on him having hit a state of frenzied emotions.

Going SSJ is a lot like this, you heighten your power level by being brought to a breaking point where your saiyan DNA kicks in and saves your ass by transforming.

What the Kai did was essentially unlock Gohans potential power without him having to power up or reach a state of frenzied emotion. He had the full power he would have reached even if he had powered up to SSJ3 somehow, without even going past normal. Going SSJ in this state would just fire him up without making him any stronger.

Its like the avengers quote; "That's my secret....I'm always angry." He's essentially constantly powered up, with no need to do more.
#67 - namenotallowed (02/22/2015) [-]
Ah okay that makes sense and is pretty cool. Thanks for explaining it.
#36 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
yeah i love how gohans the only charactor who just got beefed up over and over without doing extreme work (other than cell saga). still seems silly to me though. he was beating him but couldnt really finish it. why not just fucking get exponentialy stronger and bury his ass.
#26 - solomonkane (02/21/2015) [-]
Frieza is one of the best characters on DBZ..
#28 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
I disagree, but respect your different opinion.
#18 - one wish to bring him back. one wish to make him immortal  [+] (14 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Let me play Xbox or I'm... +1
User avatar #19 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
Ah. Still lame though.
User avatar #20 - mikepetru (02/21/2015) [-]
he also gets a new transformation if the rumors are true
User avatar #21 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
But frieza is boring. Cell and Buu were actually kinda neat. But...frieza's just a lil bitch. According to my buddy who watched battle of the gods, Bills is a neat character too.
#30 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
buu saga kind of irritated me. like how these godlystrong people kept having pink goop sneak up on them. good god how oblivious can you be. cell best villian in my opinion.
User avatar #32 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
Cell is my favorite as well. I liked buu simply because Gohan got another chance to kick some serious ass.
User avatar #38 - godofsteak (02/22/2015) [-]
Actually i hated how gohan achieved that amount of power that saga. Goku and vegeta trained their ass off for seven years, and Gohan surpasses both of them by having an old man read comics and dance around him for a day. Bullcrap.
Cell saga Gohan was much better
#33 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
yeah they buu fights were really cool. i just didnt love the charactor in general. i didnt understand why gohan didnt go super saiyan though. being so strong normal. im sure theres probably some explanation but i never looked into it.
User avatar #34 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
Gohan had that whole unlocked power thing back when the elder Namekian was still alive. He unlocked even more power while training with the kais. Basically, he didn't need to transform. As far as I understand it anyway.
#37 - namenotallowed (02/21/2015) [-]
I thought that was the transformation? It just didn't show up as obviously as super saiyan does. I haven't seen the Buu saga in years though so I'm probably remembering wrong.
#65 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
Think about it this way: Gohans source of increased power throughout the whole series was emotion. If something upset him and drove him over his breaking point, a huge increase in power occurred and he started kicking serious ass. but it always relied on him having hit a state of frenzied emotions.

Going SSJ is a lot like this, you heighten your power level by being brought to a breaking point where your saiyan DNA kicks in and saves your ass by transforming.

What the Kai did was essentially unlock Gohans potential power without him having to power up or reach a state of frenzied emotion. He had the full power he would have reached even if he had powered up to SSJ3 somehow, without even going past normal. Going SSJ in this state would just fire him up without making him any stronger.

Its like the avengers quote; "That's my secret....I'm always angry." He's essentially constantly powered up, with no need to do more.
#67 - namenotallowed (02/22/2015) [-]
Ah okay that makes sense and is pretty cool. Thanks for explaining it.
#36 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
yeah i love how gohans the only charactor who just got beefed up over and over without doing extreme work (other than cell saga). still seems silly to me though. he was beating him but couldnt really finish it. why not just fucking get exponentialy stronger and bury his ass.
#26 - solomonkane (02/21/2015) [-]
Frieza is one of the best characters on DBZ..
#28 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
I disagree, but respect your different opinion.
#49 - Oh God I just imagined soaring in the sky on Hodor like Latios… 02/21/2015 on Whore door +2
#5 - Here's some GT.....PSYCH! It's not canon DBZ! 02/21/2015 on Let me play Xbox or I'm... +13
#37 - "coll off and reconsider my generosity" 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 2 of ? +16
#55 - Oh God haven't played M&B in so long. I'm in college now,… 02/19/2015 on No Solicitors 0
#12 - 2. Are you also taking part in the Pony Cum Jar Project? …  [+] (31 new replies) 02/19/2015 on 20 things you shouldn't say +116
#172 - AztecJew (02/19/2015) [-]
#21 - hewhoepicfails (02/19/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, it's real.
#200 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/19/2015) [-]
Fucking hell man. And I thought I had seen it all.
#188 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
#182 - greedtheavaricious (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm sealing souls in a lantern and what is this.
#179 - captainwow (02/19/2015) [-]
Oh God, imagine the smell.
#195 - ovencat (02/19/2015) [-]
thanks bro, now I need a new keyboard.
#134 - furiousmarshmellow (02/19/2015) [-]
#125 - mexicannachos (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #114 - hackerpi (02/19/2015) [-]
I think now is a good time to change my profile picture...
#100 - madeofhydrogen (02/19/2015) [-]
There's a line that everybody passes once in a while...

This man decide to go further and deserves to be beaten.
#91 - thesirofponies (02/19/2015) [-]
#67 - meek (02/19/2015) [-]
#53 - nonanonnon (02/19/2015) [-]
I could've gone my whole life without seeing that.

Rainbow Dash never deserved this.
#44 - marconde (02/19/2015) [-]
>Mfw I was on that thread to see the whole thing
#39 - ovencat (02/19/2015) [-]
what the fuck is wrong with these brony guys.
User avatar #228 - monkeysniper (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm a brony, I write stories and enjoy the art and all that jazz. This makes most of us want to vomit too.
#231 - ovencat (02/22/2015) [-]
you mean jizz, right?
#128 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
Well, by that logic, non-bronies enjoying squishing kittens heads. Legit fetish.
Freaks =/= the majority.
#192 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
Some freak fanbases are larger than others. Bronies have a very large fetish fanbase. You have to admit that.
User avatar #186 - RockyTheEvilRock (02/19/2015) [-]
Freaks are freaks
#69 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
a lot
User avatar #36 - Shiny (02/19/2015) [-]
Cooked human semen. My life is complete and I don't like it.
#32 - argoniantits (02/19/2015) [-]
"boiled in cum"
#28 - helterskeletor (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #50 - screwyouman (02/19/2015) [-]
I like that gif. It's a nice gif.
#104 - terminallyunique (02/19/2015) [-]
it's from D-Frag! in case you were wondering
#23 - neefew (02/19/2015) [-]
#22 - lyonsy (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - theurizen (02/19/2015) [-]
Please... just don't.
#13 - mrselfdestruct (02/19/2015) [-]
>Pony Cum Jar Project
#165 - Welcome to Modeling School! Put one hand on your hip, bend… 02/19/2015 on Homeless people's stories +1
#254 - CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! 02/19/2015 on Cringe adventures #3 0
#2 - He's missing a ******* eyebrow 02/17/2015 on So what was this? +9
#92 - Picture 02/17/2015 on A beautiful tale of love +4
#100 - "You're wrong because I'm right." I concede defeat.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Peanuts vs Plain nuts +1
User avatar #102 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/16/2015) [-]
Good. Glad we got that taken care of.
#6 - Mine is the jam that will pierce the heavens, A'ight?!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on I hate people +1
User avatar #21 - ilcecchino (02/17/2015) [-]
is that video real? or from a movie or something? did i just see someone die?
User avatar #25 - weinerdick (02/17/2015) [-]
My marine friend does nothing but work, drink, fuck and lift.
Can confirm this happened to him and he's not kill
User avatar #24 - cookiecoketwo (02/17/2015) [-]
Welcome to the internet, if he did die.
#23 - Love is not taking no for an answer and hunting that bitch dow…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on I appreciated this a bit +2
User avatar #24 - angelious (02/16/2015) [-]
well to be fair she never even got to ask...or hear the answer.
#22 - Bro, Hunchback of Notre Dame 02/16/2015 on I appreciated this a bit +2
#24 - We can carry a 7 pound food baby for close to two hours before… 02/16/2015 on Owned +8
#44 - "B-B--Bigu Birdu nii~san..." 02/16/2015 on Ernie and Bert Comp (Part 7) +2
#61 - Peanuts are a clear and present danger to kids with peanut all…  [+] (19 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Peanuts vs Plain nuts -9
#245 - anonexplains (02/17/2015) [-]
The issue is not about simply choosing not to vaccinate at all, its about the amount of vaccination we choose to recieve. Basic vaccines that have been around for decades should be given regardless of opinion, but certain vaccines can be seen as unnecessary and more of a burden then a help. Its the idea that "should my 10-11 year old daughter really be getting a vaccine for a STI. Vaccines are good and certain ones should be manadatory, but the pressing issue is "How much is excessive vaccination really going to benefit us?"
User avatar #164 - tomowrath (02/17/2015) [-]
Pro vaxxers are sheep.
They will pummel anythign that isnt labled "pro vaccines"
User avatar #199 - fizzor (02/17/2015) [-]
"omg everyone who doesn't blindly believe in the same conspiracy theories as I do is A SHEEP WHO IS BLIND TO THE TRUTH AND ONLY GOES WITH WHATS POPULAR!! They only people who aren't sheep are the people who blindly believe in the same conspiracy theories that I blindy believe"

- you
#152 - Jeff C (02/17/2015) [-]
Unvaccinated children are a clear and present danger because THEY CAN GET DAMN NIGH ERADICATED DISEASES MUCH, MUCH MORE EASILY THAN VACCINATED ONES. Maybe not present in the sense of 'immediately', but it's a present danger.
User avatar #94 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/16/2015) [-]
"A child who is unvaccinated and doesn't have a disease is not a clear and present danger."

But they are, so you have no point.
User avatar #100 - mikepetru (02/16/2015) [-]
"You're wrong because I'm right."

I concede defeat.
User avatar #102 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/16/2015) [-]
Good. Glad we got that taken care of.
#64 - commencingfailure (02/16/2015) [-]
ehhh dude, vaccinations are used to isolate and potentially destroy certain virusses in certain areas.

Not vaccinating your child is pure egoism(though actually just stupidity in this case) and a direct thread to the environment
User avatar #69 - ForTehLawlz (02/16/2015) [-]
That was a joke right?
Some people are genuinely uncomfortable with having their children vaccinated?

May it be for religious or personal reasons it doesn't matter, it shouldn't be mandatory if that child's family is willing to run the risk of not having their child vaccinated who the fuck are you to say that their choice is stupid?
Truthfully, Anyone who claims people that don't have their children vaccinated are egotists, are the actual egotists lol? Youre spitting out what literally everyone says about people who dont get vaccines. Not only is YOUR opinion stupid, but its pathetic and sad to see.

Oh and on a side note. Myself & my daughter bother receive vaccinations, my opinion still doesn't falter because everyone else's you fucking sheep.
#113 - shredmaster (02/16/2015) [-]
If you're uncomfortable getting your child vaccinated, get the fuck over it. I don't give a shit how uncomfortable something makes you if the alternative is putting your child and other children at risk. Anyone who disagrees is fucking autistic.

"if that child's family is willing to run the risk of not having their child vaccinated who the fuck are you to say that their choice is stupid?"

I am a person who can actually think. Being against vaccinations is not an opinion. It's wrong.
User avatar #73 - mrdogface (02/16/2015) [-]
Religious or personal, whatever, but when a kid is dependent on someone else for good health and that person DELIBERATELY keeps the child from getting vaccinated is that ok? I personally find it to be child abuse, they are putting their kid in danger by not vaccinating them. Most kids are too dumb to know if vaccines are good or not, or if their parents are wrong, at that point in life most kids just trust their parents blindly. I don't give a fuck if people don't get vaccines themselves, or if they're just stupid. But when your stupidity starts to put others in danger, that's when someone has to step in.
User avatar #74 - ForTehLawlz (02/16/2015) [-]
The only person in "danger" is the child who isn't vaccinated? Also I would like to add my parents never had me vaccinated as a child and I still make the decision to have myself and my child vaccinated.
I wasn't put in any form of danger. My parents didn't DELIBERATELY think to themselves "Hm, well this kid could have *Blah blah illness*, But he'll make it, no worries."
they had their own thoughts and concerns behind it, maybe if you took the time to fully educate yourself on the topic you're clearly blindly and ignorantly commenting on you wouldnt look like you just went full retard. I close my case, you dont have to agree but dont you dare call someone else stupid because they dont share the same views or opinions as you, fucking pig.

You want to talk about role models and what not? Alright well show YOUR child that people are different and thats fucking okay.
User avatar #153 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
That first part isn't accurate. The vaccinations don't make you 100% immune. After the two doses you are about 98-99% immune. Being infected if exposed is unlikely, but still possible. Take the recent measles out break. A few people with were vaccinated still got it. Secondly, You don't get the first dose until you are a year or so old. That means all babies are at risk whether the parents intend to vaccinate or not.
User avatar #246 - profkitty (02/17/2015) [-]
That's where the pack immunity is vital with infants. Also statistically speaking if there were 120 students, 100 were vaccinated and 20 unvaccinated, that means the probability of the vaccinated being successfully infected around 1-4% or 1-4 students while the unvaccinated has a very high probability of catching measles if exposed, up too two hours the person has left the room, around the 90th percentile, around 16-20 will catch it.
One thing that many people may not understand is that while vaccinations are highly effective, and greatly decrease the chance of contracting preventable diseases, no vaccine is 100% effective. According to CDC reports, “most routine childhood vaccines are effective for 85% to 95% of recipients. For reasons related to the individual, some will not develop immunity.”
It's vital for the possible recipitents of the community to be vaccinated to eleminate almost all posibilities of easily presentable diseases. I understand that the main cause was people not wanting to get their child vaccinated was because of autism, but that has been proven falsified research and just outright lies. The people that refuse without a legitamate reason are endangering lives and needs to stop. Yes you weren't vaccinated and yes you turned out fine but with more people not being vaccinated the likely hood of getting infected is drastically increasing and are much more likely to harmed because of it. Parents look past logic and go off of past experiences and need to realise not everything you experienced is the same.
User avatar #256 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
I believe your comment was meant for ForTehLawlz

I agree with you btw
User avatar #290 - profkitty (02/17/2015) [-]
Fuck I thought the purple line met up with mrdogface's comment, my most sincere appologies being tired and blurred vision sucks sorry again. . But hey ForTehLawlz look fucking here #246
#291 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
It's all good! No worries! He'll get pulled over from our name mentions unless he has those turned off.
User avatar #79 - mrdogface (02/16/2015) [-]


If a parent is in a first world country, with free, or fairly inexpensive vaccinations, and they DO NOT have their children vaccinated for reasons besides serious medical concerns (allergies, and interfering condition etc.) then they are not only stupid, but they are a fucking asshole. I don't know the circumstances regarding your family, nor did I say anything about the children subsequently not vaccinating their kids. I'll say it again, if someone wants to fuck up their own body, all the power to them, but keeping their kids from getting the proper medical care is a whole nother ball game. And don't spout shit about people disagreeing with you being uneducated, because not everyone comes to the same conclusions you have, you uptight prick.
User avatar #75 - ForTehLawlz (02/16/2015) [-]
on another side note, id also like to add, that people who sit there and have no reason as to why their child shouldnt be vaccinated are pathetic individuals standing up for no reason. I chose to take my route which is different from theirs, I don't judge them based on health care decisions? lol...
#44 - Why the **** is Majin Buu on Christian Mingle?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Christian Mingle +2
#47 - aproudpatriot (02/16/2015) [-]
That is weird. Considering how Satan is his best friend
#52 - kameken (02/16/2015) [-]
Satanists are technically sort of Christians.


Not really.
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Hot for teacher +88
#15 - blarghagh (02/15/2015) [-]

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User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak (01/11/2015) [-]
Iroh would be proud
User avatar #13 - jorgemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
hey man, I love some of your content
User avatar #8 - mffinmanu (11/16/2012) [-]
hello brooke
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikepetru ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
hello, Clarisse
User avatar #10 to #9 - mffinmanu (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
User avatar #12 to #11 - mffinmanu (12/30/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - wbossint (06/29/2012) [-]
Forza Italia, my friend.
User avatar #3 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I remember thumbing up both your most recent OC yesterday....
Today,IT IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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