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Age: 110
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:Shadow Realm
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#12 - Dat ************ hair look like a uterus 01/03/2014 on go lvl up guys 0
#59 - I saw Putin just the other night in that movie, Home Alone 01/03/2014 on Some Famous Individuals in... +2
#3 - Not only does it get easier, I realize you start having a NEED…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on When I started Running 0
User avatar #4 - pheonixinstinct (01/02/2014) [-]
ya, when youre used to running 13 day every two weeks you start to get really pissy.
#13 - 3rd panel: **** , I'M OUT OF MAX REPELS!!! 01/01/2014 on Men! +2
#97 - I'm sorry I was so rude as to stop you from busting a nut to a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Such a good idea +4
User avatar #334 - daviid (01/02/2014) [-]
shut up jean
#119 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
It has absolutely nothing to do with me busting a nut or not. You felt like sharing that you found a porn video starring an "acquaintance" from school, and then not providing said source you're nothing more than one of the girls randomly stating (for no real reason) "Hurr durr I'm a girl, please give me attention."

Not quite the same, but "tits or gtfo" applies here. Stick your condescending attitude somewhere else.
#6 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Resolutions +35
#14 - slugnugget (01/01/2014) [-]
wheres diet?

Runs on treadmill for 20 minutes

I think I deserve a Chinese

...
#49 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
No one deserves to eat a whole person...
#27 - ryderjbudde (01/02/2014) [-]
You can have a little Chinese. Just not, like, a whole box. And not all the time.
User avatar #16 - imnotkickthecat (01/01/2014) [-]
It doesnt matter what your diet is if you dont care about getting cut or losing weight.
#65 - slugnugget (01/02/2014) [-]
eat less that your daily need and you'll lose weight eventually.

best to eat a lot of protein and work out at the same time so you're not just a skeleton.
User avatar #15 - luckyspirit (01/01/2014) [-]
Well Chinese food does consist of vegetables most of the time.
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2014 on You get what you pay for +97
#38 - EKcEntRIC Comment deleted by mikepetru
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#18 - atomicman Comment deleted by mikepetru
#65 - Or you know, quarantine yourself. It's so easy to preach abou…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on MRW religious people say... 0
User avatar #85 - syntheticdoll (01/01/2014) [-]
They didn't take the necessary steps to stop the virus from spreading and mutatuing so why would you punish the ones who tried to do something about it?
#65 - Except she stopped after doing one or two and is now trying to…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Such a good idea 0
#234 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
fag pussy
#79 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

But don't talk about it, will make people want to see if she is hot It's rude and serves no reason for you to even mention it, if you're not going to post source.
User avatar #97 - mikepetru (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I was so rude as to stop you from busting a nut to a complete stranger. I mean, it's not like there's tens of thousands of other woman you can wank to on the internet.
User avatar #334 - daviid (01/02/2014) [-]
shut up jean
#119 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
It has absolutely nothing to do with me busting a nut or not. You felt like sharing that you found a porn video starring an "acquaintance" from school, and then not providing said source you're nothing more than one of the girls randomly stating (for no real reason) "Hurr durr I'm a girl, please give me attention."

Not quite the same, but "tits or gtfo" applies here. Stick your condescending attitude somewhere else.
#53 - I'm not that much of a scumbag, sorry.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Such a good idea +14
User avatar #63 - rokulda (01/01/2014) [-]
"oh my god you put my online porn video and name on the internet?"
pics or it didn't happen fgt
#61 - bluemoonz (01/01/2014) [-]
gib pls
#60 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
You don't want to give link to said porn video, where the girl willingly went into porn, which in turn would give her more viewers - maybe make her more popular and thus furthering her career?

And you say you're not a scumbag. Please.
User avatar #65 - mikepetru (01/01/2014) [-]
Except she stopped after doing one or two and is now trying to pursue a respectable career and I do not wish to ruin her chances of doing that by making her more popular on the internet for her porn, thus making it more likely for future employers to find out about them
#234 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
fag pussy
#79 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

But don't talk about it, will make people want to see if she is hot It's rude and serves no reason for you to even mention it, if you're not going to post source.
User avatar #97 - mikepetru (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I was so rude as to stop you from busting a nut to a complete stranger. I mean, it's not like there's tens of thousands of other woman you can wank to on the internet.
User avatar #334 - daviid (01/02/2014) [-]
shut up jean
#119 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
It has absolutely nothing to do with me busting a nut or not. You felt like sharing that you found a porn video starring an "acquaintance" from school, and then not providing said source you're nothing more than one of the girls randomly stating (for no real reason) "Hurr durr I'm a girl, please give me attention."

Not quite the same, but "tits or gtfo" applies here. Stick your condescending attitude somewhere else.
#50 - MFW when I found a porn video and I recognized the porn actres…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Such a good idea +80
User avatar #303 - Kadzait (01/02/2014) [-]
This is the most bullshit thing I've heard in a long time.
User avatar #128 - thelastamerican (01/01/2014) [-]
As far as I know there are two people who I've been in school with who are porn actors. Not very good porn actors though
#96 - HolyArachnid (01/01/2014) [-]
Did your blood run cold when you realized your memory had just been sold?
User avatar #138 - technoshaman (01/01/2014) [-]
I haven't heard that song in years, what was it called again?
User avatar #149 - HolyArachnid (01/01/2014) [-]
"Centerfold" by The J. Geils Band.
User avatar #241 - technoshaman (01/02/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#111 - schneidend (01/01/2014) [-]
God I hate that song.
#51 - bluemoonz (01/01/2014) [-]
sauce and facebook link
User avatar #53 - mikepetru (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm not that much of a scumbag, sorry.
User avatar #63 - rokulda (01/01/2014) [-]
"oh my god you put my online porn video and name on the internet?"
pics or it didn't happen fgt
#61 - bluemoonz (01/01/2014) [-]
gib pls
#60 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
You don't want to give link to said porn video, where the girl willingly went into porn, which in turn would give her more viewers - maybe make her more popular and thus furthering her career?

And you say you're not a scumbag. Please.
User avatar #65 - mikepetru (01/01/2014) [-]
Except she stopped after doing one or two and is now trying to pursue a respectable career and I do not wish to ruin her chances of doing that by making her more popular on the internet for her porn, thus making it more likely for future employers to find out about them
#234 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
fag pussy
#79 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

But don't talk about it, will make people want to see if she is hot It's rude and serves no reason for you to even mention it, if you're not going to post source.
User avatar #97 - mikepetru (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I was so rude as to stop you from busting a nut to a complete stranger. I mean, it's not like there's tens of thousands of other woman you can wank to on the internet.
User avatar #334 - daviid (01/02/2014) [-]
shut up jean
#119 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
It has absolutely nothing to do with me busting a nut or not. You felt like sharing that you found a porn video starring an "acquaintance" from school, and then not providing said source you're nothing more than one of the girls randomly stating (for no real reason) "Hurr durr I'm a girl, please give me attention."

Not quite the same, but "tits or gtfo" applies here. Stick your condescending attitude somewhere else.
#199 - **** girl power, this movie is about Bilbo.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on [Spoiler inside] 0
User avatar #205 - technoshaman (01/01/2014) [-]
Actually it's about Gandalf and his quest to secure the northern reaches of Middle Earth in preparation for the inevitable return of Sauron and the war of the ring. Plus some midgets doing stuff. A lot of what they added comes from the Silmarillion, which I don't mind but I wish they had specified that in the title or something.
#24 - THEM NIPPIES 01/01/2014 on Pornhub comments cringe comp +5
#23 - COME OUT, BARREL-RIDER! 01/01/2014 on Check every spot +6
#191 - I honestly don't understand why the love story between that el…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2014 on [Spoiler inside] +4
User avatar #198 - kinginyellow (01/01/2014) [-]
The girl is just there because of some bs that a girl seeing a movie without female characters would be wrong in our society
User avatar #199 - mikepetru (01/01/2014) [-]
Fuck girl power, this movie is about Bilbo.
User avatar #205 - technoshaman (01/01/2014) [-]
Actually it's about Gandalf and his quest to secure the northern reaches of Middle Earth in preparation for the inevitable return of Sauron and the war of the ring. Plus some midgets doing stuff. A lot of what they added comes from the Silmarillion, which I don't mind but I wish they had specified that in the title or something.
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on reposts +8
#16 - takemythumb (12/30/2013) [-]
The tables are turned.
#78 - I don't understand your pic. pls explain  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2013 on Smaug 'n' shit 0
#82 - theblackhorntail (12/30/2013) [-]
In Sherlock, the first thing Sherlock asks John is, "Afghanistan or Iraq?" after correctly deducing his past. Benedict Cumberbatch plays both Sherlock and Smaug.
User avatar #97 - demandsgayversion (12/30/2013) [-]
He also voiced PIco in Boku no Pico
#115 - thebaseballexpert (12/30/2013) [-]
He's also, obviously, Kahn in Star Trek: Into Darkness

such a fantastic actor
#87 - Going to the gym is not a popularity contest. You're going th… 12/30/2013 on Please don't hit me 0
#89 - 99% of the Earth's mass maybe 12/29/2013 on God fucking dammit, Government +1
#61 - Galaxy quest 12/28/2013 on Alcohol-Induced Creativity 0
#60 - Is DC renamed DLC because you have to keep paying it more and …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on Alcohol-Induced Creativity 0
User avatar #65 - idellechi (12/28/2013) [-]
DLC is Delaware. DC is AC/DC XD
#21 - Picture 12/28/2013 on God fucking dammit, Government +13
#15 - Your generation needs to learn about sacrifice becau…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on (untitled) -6
User avatar #55 - schneidend (12/28/2013) [-]
> probably a baby boomer
> kickass economy for most of life
> jobs fucking falling out of the sky
> already experienced and accomplished
> "sacrifice"
#44 - Brother? 12/28/2013 on Banana +4
#110 - **** It says "Never forget what you … 12/27/2013 on Nigger 0
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User avatar #13 - jorgemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
hey man, I love some of your content
User avatar #8 - mffinmanu ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
hello brooke
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikepetru ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
hello, Clarisse
User avatar #10 to #9 - mffinmanu ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
User avatar #12 to #11 - mffinmanu ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - wbossint (06/29/2012) [-]
Forza Italia, my friend.
User avatar #3 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I remember thumbing up both your most recent OC yesterday....
Today,IT IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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