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|#125 - I'm here to talk about this kick...... I don't know what t… [+] (3 new replies)||07/12/2014 on The new best thing in the...||+5|
#165 - beerbeerbeer (07/12/2014) [-]
It's not a "muscle" kick, the secret is in using your hip for speed and range, it's like a whiplash. The main drawbacks of the kick are that your center of mass is high (and you stand on one leg) so you fall easily, and anyone fast enough to duck can and will bitt chagi you in the gut. Doing like the guy in the video and throwing it as first attack in a real world fight is stupid but brave, and the reasons for using it as welcome drink are:
1, your opponent doesn't know that you are a martial artist and will be surprised and likely knocked out
2, If your guess is that he himself isn't trained in martial arts, he won't know how to defend against such an exotic kick (seriously, everybody expects a kick to the balls)
3, It looks very intimidating and many people will bugger off when a boot just swished past their face.
#166 - mikepetru (07/12/2014) [-]
Dude.....thanks......but I know a roundhouse when I see one. I've actually been trying to perfect my balance+form on the heavy bag at my local gym for the past month. My comment was referring to another edited video similar to the content where a kid is reviewing a nerf gun and tries to say something....tough I guess?
#167 - beerbeerbeer (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh, missed your reference. Still, maybe my post can entertain somebody. Remember to not hit with the bag with your leg fully stretched/locked, that fucks up your ligaments. Starting to retract your foot like a hook kick just before it hits is how to do it. Good luck with your training.
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|#121 - I was attempting to imply you did not wish to acquaint yoursel…||07/11/2014 on max lel||+8|
|#119 - Racist! [+] (2 new replies)||07/11/2014 on max lel||+7|
#121 - mikepetru (07/11/2014) [-]
I was attempting to imply you did not wish to acquaint yourself with him because of the large amounts of melanin in his epidermis. This joke did not elicit the intended reaction. Therefore, I resign myself to continue perusing this site for humorous content. Have a blessed day, sir.
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|#40 - Goku was a baby when he came to Earth. Wtf could he have poss… [+] (12 new replies)||07/10/2014 on Dispelling Some DBZ Rumors||0|
#51 - dragonstew (07/10/2014) [-]
I know it was already explained twice but this is one of my favorite things about the DBZ universe so I wanna go a bit more in-depth
The saiyans are a race of warriors from planet Vegeta. Inherently, they are violent and destructive. Some make a living off selling hospitable planets for real estate. If there are sentient creatures on a planet they're looking to sell, then they go and exterminate them. However, if the planet's creatures are exceedingly weak (such as earthlings in the DBZ universe), they send an infant to do the job. Goku was sent to Earth as a baby for the purpose of exterminating the humans. When Gohan (Goku's adoptive grandfather) first found Goku, Goku was extremely violent and lashed out at Gohan. However, Gohan accidentally dropped the infant Goku on his head, causing him to be more calm and docile.
Source: Raditz explains this to Goku in one of the first episodes of DBZ
#65 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
Goku wasn't sent to earth to destroy it? Bardock sent him there to save his life when he found out frieza was going to destroy the Planet Vegeta.
#107 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
No. Goku was sent to destroy earth. IT just so happened that his mission started just when bardock is confronting freiza.
#42 - feelythefeel (07/10/2014) [-]
If I remember right, the idea was that everyone assumed Goku's destructive and powerful nature as a Saiyan would cause him to conquer (Or at least scout out and weaken) the planet he lands on to clear the way for future Saiyans (Raditz, Vegeta, etc).
Normally it's a safe assumption, Saiyans are assholes.
#73 - futuregohan (07/10/2014) [-]
Pretty much sums it all up. Saiyans are ordered around by Freiza to conquer and/destroy planets he doesn't want there anymore. Freiza was just using the Saiyans (like the big earth shattering apes as they are) to control these planets. Those who wouldn't obey got destroyed along with their planet.
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