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#125 - I'm here to talk about this kick...... I don't know what t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on The new best thing in the... +5
#165 - beerbeerbeer (07/12/2014) [-]
It's generally called "spinning (reverse?) roundhouse kick" but so are several other kicks. When I trained Tae Kwon Do we called it "bandae dollyo chagi", or reverse round kick. I think the term these days is reverse hook kick. It's quite a powerful kick, but it's cumbersome and unless the form is good you'll see it coming from a mile away. If the form IS good, and the martial artist is well trained the kick is faster than a untrained person can punch. Blink and you're out, like. It can be used to break a clinch (in a TKD match you're not allowed to grab your opponent) so even if it looks like a cartwheel it can be fired from point blank range. you kind of turn under your opponent right arm and kick him in the left ear. I've seen some great KO:s like that, it looks like a ninja shadow step or something.

It's not a "muscle" kick, the secret is in using your hip for speed and range, it's like a whiplash. The main drawbacks of the kick are that your center of mass is high (and you stand on one leg) so you fall easily, and anyone fast enough to duck can and will bitt chagi you in the gut. Doing like the guy in the video and throwing it as first attack in a real world fight is stupid but brave, and the reasons for using it as welcome drink are:
1, your opponent doesn't know that you are a martial artist and will be surprised and likely knocked out
2, If your guess is that he himself isn't trained in martial arts, he won't know how to defend against such an exotic kick (seriously, everybody expects a kick to the balls)
3, It looks very intimidating and many people will bugger off when a boot just swished past their face.

Taekwondo Master
User avatar #166 - mikepetru (07/12/2014) [-]
Dude.....thanks......but I know a roundhouse when I see one. I've actually been trying to perfect my balance+form on the heavy bag at my local gym for the past month. My comment was referring to another edited video similar to the content where a kid is reviewing a nerf gun and tries to say something....tough I guess?
User avatar #167 - beerbeerbeer (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh, missed your reference. Still, maybe my post can entertain somebody. Remember to not hit with the bag with your leg fully stretched/locked, that fucks up your ligaments. Starting to retract your foot like a hook kick just before it hits is how to do it. Good luck with your training.
#551 - Hey, baby. Do you like reptiles? Cause I'd love to introduce… 07/12/2014 on Pick Me Up 0
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#352 - now you claim to be 55.4% male and 44.6% female with a 2 % mar… 07/11/2014 on The difference between... +3
#121 - I was attempting to imply you did not wish to acquaint yoursel… 07/11/2014 on max lel +8
#119 - Racist!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on max lel +7
User avatar #120 - lordoftheflies (07/11/2014) [-]
How so?
User avatar #121 - mikepetru (07/11/2014) [-]
I was attempting to imply you did not wish to acquaint yourself with him because of the large amounts of melanin in his epidermis. This joke did not elicit the intended reaction. Therefore, I resign myself to continue perusing this site for humorous content. Have a blessed day, sir.
#20 - TFW your crush is making out on the floor with your friend whi… 07/10/2014 on That feely feel that feels... +3
#40 - Goku was a baby when he came to Earth. Wtf could he have poss…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Dispelling Some DBZ Rumors 0
User avatar #83 - IamSofaKingdom (07/10/2014) [-]
Babies are sent to weak planets so that when they rampage as a monkey during full moons they will kill everything on it and others can show up later to collect the planet to be sold by Frieza.
User avatar #55 - Mr Unsmiley (07/10/2014) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, his ship would've caused a projection to educate him about his duties once he got old enough. It did something similar when it projected a hologram of a full moon to bring about the Oozaru transformation.
User avatar #51 - dragonstew (07/10/2014) [-]
I know it was already explained twice but this is one of my favorite things about the DBZ universe so I wanna go a bit more in-depth

The saiyans are a race of warriors from planet Vegeta. Inherently, they are violent and destructive. Some make a living off selling hospitable planets for real estate. If there are sentient creatures on a planet they're looking to sell, then they go and exterminate them. However, if the planet's creatures are exceedingly weak (such as earthlings in the DBZ universe), they send an infant to do the job. Goku was sent to Earth as a baby for the purpose of exterminating the humans. When Gohan (Goku's adoptive grandfather) first found Goku, Goku was extremely violent and lashed out at Gohan. However, Gohan accidentally dropped the infant Goku on his head, causing him to be more calm and docile.

Source: Raditz explains this to Goku in one of the first episodes of DBZ
User avatar #92 - messerauditore (07/10/2014) [-]
Wait, Gohan? Isn't that his son? Did he name his son after someone?
User avatar #96 - dragonstew (07/10/2014) [-]
What porksammich said
#95 - porksammich (07/10/2014) [-]
Gohan, Goku's son, is named after Goku's adoptive Grandpa Gohan
User avatar #97 - messerauditore (07/10/2014) [-]
oh. ok.
#65 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
Goku wasn't sent to earth to destroy it? Bardock sent him there to save his life when he found out frieza was going to destroy the Planet Vegeta.
#107 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
No. Goku was sent to destroy earth. IT just so happened that his mission started just when bardock is confronting freiza.
User avatar #50 - xigdix (07/10/2014) [-]
It was shown that when Goku was a baby he he was violent and destructive until he hit his head then he became nice and quiet. So Sayians are probably born with those instincts to conquer and destroy.
User avatar #42 - feelythefeel (07/10/2014) [-]
If I remember right, the idea was that everyone assumed Goku's destructive and powerful nature as a Saiyan would cause him to conquer (Or at least scout out and weaken) the planet he lands on to clear the way for future Saiyans (Raditz, Vegeta, etc).

Normally it's a safe assumption, Saiyans are assholes.
User avatar #73 - futuregohan (07/10/2014) [-]
Pretty much sums it all up. Saiyans are ordered around by Freiza to conquer and/destroy planets he doesn't want there anymore. Freiza was just using the Saiyans (like the big earth shattering apes as they are) to control these planets. Those who wouldn't obey got destroyed along with their planet.
#80 - That hair makes him look like a Medieval serf 07/10/2014 on HRW I use puns to ask for sex. 0
#42 - "The old lickaroo."  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on HRW I use puns to ask for sex. +4
User avatar #43 - swimmingprodigy (07/10/2014) [-]
>hear her vagina shutting down like the Windows 98 shut down sound
#92 - According to Dave Chappelle, that one white guy is the most da…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Aunt May +9
#113 - tomthehippie (07/09/2014) [-]
black dude gets into a gang by robbing a gas station
white dude gets into a gang by robbing a police station
black guy still does time for robbing the gas station
white guy gets caught red handed and they let him walk out with his loot
#10 - the world will  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on The Brazilian Blitzkrieg +1
#11 - articulate (07/09/2014) [-]
But I will not. Mfw they scored even the one.
#8 - eh I didn't include it because it wouldn't have made sense in …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on The Brazilian Blitzkrieg 0
User avatar #9 - articulate (07/09/2014) [-]
Never forget the one.
User avatar #10 - mikepetru (07/09/2014) [-]
the world will
#11 - articulate (07/09/2014) [-]
But I will not. Mfw they scored even the one.
#21 - I swear, Chloe Moretz just gets cuter and cuter 07/08/2014 on How Harry should have... +6
#19 - "It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weap… 07/08/2014 on How Harry should have... +8
#30 - But their spawn would be transgender dick girls desensitized t…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/08/2014 on war +52
User avatar #238 - TarnRazor (07/08/2014) [-]
You're right! I don't see any downsides!
User avatar #211 - childpls (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #131 - fukkendragonite (07/08/2014) [-]
And then daddy 4chan fucks the child because they're that damn fucked up
#95 - nonanonnon (07/08/2014) [-]
Or they could cancel each other out, like matter and antimatter.
#88 - mexicanbean (07/08/2014) [-]
**mexicanbean rolled image**

The kids
User avatar #40 - miia (07/08/2014) [-]
So you're saying we SHOULD do this?
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#1009 - Plastic trash can. If 1 guy 1 jar taught me anything, this is… 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#61 - No one can force you to feel a certain way about yourself. Yo… 07/07/2014 on The Mass Media +3
#37 - Live Your Life In My Ass 07/06/2014 on In My Ass 0
#468 - Picture 07/06/2014 on i'll jerk off to this +1
#23 - I wonder what other stuff she'll eat... 07/05/2014 on What. +2
#264 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on The MV Blue Marlin 0
#14 - I live in New York, folks  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on trains are nice 0
#45 - smbiosis (07/04/2014) [-]
Both Subways I've been to on the upper west side had Indians just like you described. It's annoying as shit.
#22 - cheeseboyofdoom (07/04/2014) [-]
New Yorker here, they're in all the fucking Dunkin Donuts too. Went to DD and asked for an everything bagel not toasted and no cream cheese, just the bagel. Took me like 5 minutes to explain it to her. She kept inching closer to the back repeating , "toast, toast?" It felt like the torture sequences in Metal Gear.
#7 - Well in the wild, it is advised that you make yourself appear … 07/03/2014 on trains are nice +18


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hello, Clarisse
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That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
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