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mikepetru

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Age: 111
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:Shadow Realm
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Content Ranking:#611
Comment Ranking:#654
Highest Content Rank:#132
Highest Comment Rank:#421
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Level 310 Content: Wizard → Level 311 Content: Wizard
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Times Content Favorited:6011 times
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latest user's comments

#41 - ******* warlock cyberbullies....  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on True story bro +5
User avatar #49 - deadnanners (02/24/2015) [-]
snakes are more along the line of druids i think
#47 - If I remember correctly it was titled "Lily Thai: A Taste…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Anon has an idea +3
#95 - professorcuntickle (02/24/2015) [-]
"that is totally to my benefit"
User avatar #94 - chillybilly (02/24/2015) [-]
For those who want a direct link:
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1149358975
It's at 11:10
#85 - manofiron (02/24/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ. I lost my shit.
User avatar #87 - mikepetru (02/24/2015) [-]
I appreciated Lily's enthusiasm, but someone needed to hit that other fucker with a horse tranquilizer
User avatar #111 - tranquilizer (02/24/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #88 - manofiron (02/24/2015) [-]
He sounds like some dumb caveman who only knows the word cum.
User avatar #48 - manofiron (02/24/2015) [-]
Hmm, I'll have to check it out in a little while.
#50 - The only correct response IMO to someone saying "I'm depr… 02/24/2015 on Depressed +3
#34 - I'm afraid to watch porn with sound on ever since I saw a vide…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Anon has an idea +58
User avatar #42 - manofiron (02/24/2015) [-]
I want to see it. Do you remember the video?
User avatar #47 - mikepetru (02/24/2015) [-]
If I remember correctly it was titled "Lily Thai: A Taste of the Orient" man das racist
She's on a purple couch
#95 - professorcuntickle (02/24/2015) [-]
"that is totally to my benefit"
User avatar #94 - chillybilly (02/24/2015) [-]
For those who want a direct link:
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1149358975
It's at 11:10
#85 - manofiron (02/24/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ. I lost my shit.
User avatar #87 - mikepetru (02/24/2015) [-]
I appreciated Lily's enthusiasm, but someone needed to hit that other fucker with a horse tranquilizer
User avatar #111 - tranquilizer (02/24/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #88 - manofiron (02/24/2015) [-]
He sounds like some dumb caveman who only knows the word cum.
User avatar #48 - manofiron (02/24/2015) [-]
Hmm, I'll have to check it out in a little while.
#60 - When a man spends his life in a prison, a day in the outside w… 02/23/2015 on True Story +1
#23 - "I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, … 02/23/2015 on Drone and eagle +1
#64 - I initially read that as "black dads ball on their kids&q… 02/23/2015 on jaden smith +11
#166 - NO *crosses arms* 02/23/2015 on My faith in 2D girls was... 0
#32 - When you were at any kind of park and Hasidic Jewish children … 02/23/2015 on Ed, Edd n Eddy comp +1
#36 - "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't r-" … 02/23/2015 on jaden smith +126
#102 - I've seen black guys with asian girls, but never in my life ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on My faith in 2D girls was... 0
User avatar #129 - xxabbiexx (02/23/2015) [-]
my fiance is white/Filipino is that Asian enough for you?
#166 - mikepetru (02/23/2015) [-]
NO
*crosses arms*
#28 - I love you, You love me, I'm gonna **** … 02/23/2015 on Admin as a furry 0
#51 - With blood and rage of crimson red, Ripped from… 02/22/2015 on baby its cold outside +2
#108 - The future is coming sooner than she thinks. Time flies when … 02/22/2015 on 1.21 Giga-wat +1
#57 - I'm taking a Adaptation Screenwriting course at my school and … 02/22/2015 on Feel Old Yet? +4
#17 - Beaker and his droogs 02/22/2015 on Ernie and Bert Comp (Part 9) +7
#42 - so kick the cane out from under your dad  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Let me play Xbox or I'm... 0
User avatar #43 - fukinitech (02/22/2015) [-]
fuck yeah
#40 - Just means you get to kick their canes out from under them whe…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Let me play Xbox or I'm... +1
User avatar #41 - fukinitech (02/22/2015) [-]
im the tallest but theyre huge douches and my dad likes them more than he likes me
User avatar #42 - mikepetru (02/22/2015) [-]
so kick the cane out from under your dad
User avatar #43 - fukinitech (02/22/2015) [-]
fuck yeah
#13 - The Clockwork Orange one broke my laugh box  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Ernie and Bert Comp (Part 9) +40
User avatar #30 - cookiecoketwo (02/22/2015) [-]
That movie tripped me out when I watched it.

The girl with no shirt on the stage, when they where showing off his changes, was hot AF tho.
User avatar #16 - shogg (02/22/2015) [-]
What one was that?
#17 - mikepetru (02/22/2015) [-]
Beaker and his droogs
#37 - Random thoughts can't melt steel boners  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on 3.14 (mirrored) = PIE +215
User avatar #189 - derpthefifth (02/22/2015) [-]
My personal boner poison list in order from most to least effective.

Anita Sarkeesian.
Feminazis
STDs
Unwanted children
That weekend of which we do not speak
User avatar #100 - xchillxmakerxx (02/22/2015) [-]
try jet fuel
#37 - Oh Christ no  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on doesnt afraid of anything +1
#63 - zaperzero (02/22/2015) [-]
Yours look pretty good.
#128 - Umm......my body, my choice? 02/21/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... +2
#20 - he also gets a new transformation if the rumors are true  [+] (12 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Let me play Xbox or I'm... +1
User avatar #21 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
But frieza is boring. Cell and Buu were actually kinda neat. But...frieza's just a lil bitch. According to my buddy who watched battle of the gods, Bills is a neat character too.
#30 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
buu saga kind of irritated me. like how these godlystrong people kept having pink goop sneak up on them. good god how oblivious can you be. cell best villian in my opinion.
User avatar #32 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
Cell is my favorite as well. I liked buu simply because Gohan got another chance to kick some serious ass.
User avatar #38 - godofsteak (02/22/2015) [-]
Actually i hated how gohan achieved that amount of power that saga. Goku and vegeta trained their ass off for seven years, and Gohan surpasses both of them by having an old man read comics and dance around him for a day. Bullcrap.
Cell saga Gohan was much better
#33 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
yeah they buu fights were really cool. i just didnt love the charactor in general. i didnt understand why gohan didnt go super saiyan though. being so strong normal. im sure theres probably some explanation but i never looked into it.
User avatar #34 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
Gohan had that whole unlocked power thing back when the elder Namekian was still alive. He unlocked even more power while training with the kais. Basically, he didn't need to transform. As far as I understand it anyway.
#37 - namenotallowed (02/21/2015) [-]
I thought that was the transformation? It just didn't show up as obviously as super saiyan does. I haven't seen the Buu saga in years though so I'm probably remembering wrong.
#65 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
Think about it this way: Gohans source of increased power throughout the whole series was emotion. If something upset him and drove him over his breaking point, a huge increase in power occurred and he started kicking serious ass. but it always relied on him having hit a state of frenzied emotions.

Going SSJ is a lot like this, you heighten your power level by being brought to a breaking point where your saiyan DNA kicks in and saves your ass by transforming.

What the Kai did was essentially unlock Gohans potential power without him having to power up or reach a state of frenzied emotion. He had the full power he would have reached even if he had powered up to SSJ3 somehow, without even going past normal. Going SSJ in this state would just fire him up without making him any stronger.

Its like the avengers quote; "That's my secret....I'm always angry." He's essentially constantly powered up, with no need to do more.
#67 - namenotallowed (02/22/2015) [-]
Ah okay that makes sense and is pretty cool. Thanks for explaining it.
#36 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
yeah i love how gohans the only charactor who just got beefed up over and over without doing extreme work (other than cell saga). still seems silly to me though. he was beating him but couldnt really finish it. why not just fucking get exponentialy stronger and bury his ass.
#26 - solomonkane (02/21/2015) [-]
Frieza is one of the best characters on DBZ..
#28 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
I disagree, but respect your different opinion.
#18 - one wish to bring him back. one wish to make him immortal  [+] (14 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Let me play Xbox or I'm... +1
User avatar #19 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
Ah. Still lame though.
User avatar #20 - mikepetru (02/21/2015) [-]
he also gets a new transformation if the rumors are true
User avatar #21 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
But frieza is boring. Cell and Buu were actually kinda neat. But...frieza's just a lil bitch. According to my buddy who watched battle of the gods, Bills is a neat character too.
#30 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
buu saga kind of irritated me. like how these godlystrong people kept having pink goop sneak up on them. good god how oblivious can you be. cell best villian in my opinion.
User avatar #32 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
Cell is my favorite as well. I liked buu simply because Gohan got another chance to kick some serious ass.
User avatar #38 - godofsteak (02/22/2015) [-]
Actually i hated how gohan achieved that amount of power that saga. Goku and vegeta trained their ass off for seven years, and Gohan surpasses both of them by having an old man read comics and dance around him for a day. Bullcrap.
Cell saga Gohan was much better
#33 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
yeah they buu fights were really cool. i just didnt love the charactor in general. i didnt understand why gohan didnt go super saiyan though. being so strong normal. im sure theres probably some explanation but i never looked into it.
User avatar #34 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
Gohan had that whole unlocked power thing back when the elder Namekian was still alive. He unlocked even more power while training with the kais. Basically, he didn't need to transform. As far as I understand it anyway.
#37 - namenotallowed (02/21/2015) [-]
I thought that was the transformation? It just didn't show up as obviously as super saiyan does. I haven't seen the Buu saga in years though so I'm probably remembering wrong.
#65 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
Think about it this way: Gohans source of increased power throughout the whole series was emotion. If something upset him and drove him over his breaking point, a huge increase in power occurred and he started kicking serious ass. but it always relied on him having hit a state of frenzied emotions.

Going SSJ is a lot like this, you heighten your power level by being brought to a breaking point where your saiyan DNA kicks in and saves your ass by transforming.

What the Kai did was essentially unlock Gohans potential power without him having to power up or reach a state of frenzied emotion. He had the full power he would have reached even if he had powered up to SSJ3 somehow, without even going past normal. Going SSJ in this state would just fire him up without making him any stronger.

Its like the avengers quote; "That's my secret....I'm always angry." He's essentially constantly powered up, with no need to do more.
#67 - namenotallowed (02/22/2015) [-]
Ah okay that makes sense and is pretty cool. Thanks for explaining it.
#36 - vegasstoner (02/21/2015) [-]
yeah i love how gohans the only charactor who just got beefed up over and over without doing extreme work (other than cell saga). still seems silly to me though. he was beating him but couldnt really finish it. why not just fucking get exponentialy stronger and bury his ass.
#26 - solomonkane (02/21/2015) [-]
Frieza is one of the best characters on DBZ..
#28 - inuares (02/21/2015) [-]
I disagree, but respect your different opinion.
#49 - Oh God I just imagined soaring in the sky on Hodor like Latios… 02/21/2015 on Whore door +2

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User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Iroh would be proud
User avatar #13 - jorgemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
hey man, I love some of your content
User avatar #8 - mffinmanu (11/16/2012) [-]
hello brooke
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikepetru ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
hello, Clarisse
User avatar #10 to #9 - mffinmanu (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
User avatar #12 to #11 - mffinmanu (12/30/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - wbossint (06/29/2012) [-]
Forza Italia, my friend.
User avatar #3 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I remember thumbing up both your most recent OC yesterday....
Today,IT IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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