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mikepetru

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Age: 111
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:Shadow Realm
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#138 - The government will not arrest you for being gay, or forcibly … 06/30/2015 on Just saying 0
#21 - Lightning Ridge Blue Opal is currently my favorite 06/29/2015 on Gems and Minerals 0
#38 - Yes, it's extreme to set yourself on fire. However, what disg…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on A Texas minister set... 0
#103 - gigabowzer (06/29/2015) [-]
**gigabowzer used "*roll picture*"**
**gigabowzer rolled image** What is with the downvotes on this guy? He speaks truth. What has FJ become?
#34 - How about a can of Chef Boyardeath? 06/28/2015 on Lava vs Ravioli -1
#8 - Well, he has a noibat now, which will be a Noivern soon. 06/28/2015 on The Greatest Trainer 0
#256 - I feel obligated to mention the only reason I had the balls to… 06/28/2015 on Do you have a girlfrand? +1
#255 - We just started dating but we really click and I really get th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Do you have a girlfrand? +1
User avatar #256 - mikepetru (06/28/2015) [-]
I feel obligated to mention the only reason I had the balls to ask her out is because despite my beta obliviousness, she made it pretty clear she wanted to hang out after I graduated, despite the fact we had only known each other for like 3 short rehearsals. We had a cast party after the play readings and she didn't show up. When I messaged her via FB to ask why she didnt come, she said she had to leave early and then just gave me her number.
#43 - My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R My bologna … 06/28/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 4 +13
#1869 - 3 women....but all children.... 06/28/2015 on This is your new husband 0
#1867 - **mikepetru used "*roll picture*"** **mikepetru rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on This is your new husband 0
#1869 - mikepetru (06/28/2015) [-]
3 women....but all children....
#63 - so like they included an Inception mod for train tracks? Cool! 06/28/2015 on Watch Dogs 0
#115 - She has a good voice for anime 06/27/2015 on Papa Franku's lost sister 0
#40 - "Guys, why did nobody come to my airport grand opening pa… 06/27/2015 on Admins secret +1
#77 - I mean, you dont need to be black to have older siblings that … 06/25/2015 on DBZ Black Twitter Comp 0
#81 - I'm saying if someone wants to be in a relationship where each…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on Egghead -1
#88 - abrahamzx (06/23/2015) [-]
You're just... making it a big deal... dude.

The prank involved is bad, and the consequences are you sleeping in the couch, and if you don't want to affront the consequences like a man then there's something wrong with you.

What's the matter with sleeping one night outside your partner's room because you did something bad? God.



Sorry for bad english bro
#75 - I don't think it makes me a faggot to expect the same respect …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Egghead 0
User avatar #79 - abrahamzx (06/23/2015) [-]
>If she can make me sleep on the couch, then I can make her, too.

So... why are you going to complain if she makes you sleep on the couch? Is that a big deal? And are you going to complain for what she did after you did the prank of the post?
User avatar #81 - mikepetru (06/23/2015) [-]
I'm saying if someone wants to be in a relationship where each party can demand the other sleep on the couch, that's fair. It's not nice, and it doesn't sound like a healthy relationship, but it's still equal treatment. I would not want to be in a relationship like that.

If the prank stuff is a common occurrence, I can see why it would be annoying and worth having a serious discussion over. If it was a one time thing, well, it's an egg. Seems like something you could just shrug off even if you didnt find it funny. It doesn't seem to me to be something you would have such an intense anger over that you refuse to sleep in the same bed as a person. I mean, i've seen some fucked up pranks like the girl on youtube who spreads butter on the floor outside of the shower before her bf got out, he almost cracked his head on the tiles and she was dying laughing. THAT'S something to be angry over because it was prank that could have seriously injured someone. But in the case of the content, it's an egg, probably easy cleanup for the guy, no one got hurt, not something to file a police report over. I guess what bothers me is that making someone sleep on the couch is sorta like locking the door on someone. If you have a problem, you talk it out. Don't let it fester by trying to one up the humiliation you might have felt.
#88 - abrahamzx (06/23/2015) [-]
You're just... making it a big deal... dude.

The prank involved is bad, and the consequences are you sleeping in the couch, and if you don't want to affront the consequences like a man then there's something wrong with you.

What's the matter with sleeping one night outside your partner's room because you did something bad? God.



Sorry for bad english bro
#64 - Is he allowed to make her sleep on the couch when she does som…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Egghead +2
#74 - John Cena (06/23/2015) [-]
yea if he's pissed off at her he can make her sleep on the couch but most of what I've seen men won't argue, they'll just walk out and not answer her calls or texts
User avatar #72 - abrahamzx (06/23/2015) [-]
Now you sound exaclty like a third wave feminist and being what we hate about them... stop whining, you faggot.
User avatar #75 - mikepetru (06/23/2015) [-]
I don't think it makes me a faggot to expect the same respect I give to my significant other to be given to me. If she can make me sleep on the couch, then I can make her, too. If she won't, then I won't.
User avatar #79 - abrahamzx (06/23/2015) [-]
>If she can make me sleep on the couch, then I can make her, too.

So... why are you going to complain if she makes you sleep on the couch? Is that a big deal? And are you going to complain for what she did after you did the prank of the post?
User avatar #81 - mikepetru (06/23/2015) [-]
I'm saying if someone wants to be in a relationship where each party can demand the other sleep on the couch, that's fair. It's not nice, and it doesn't sound like a healthy relationship, but it's still equal treatment. I would not want to be in a relationship like that.

If the prank stuff is a common occurrence, I can see why it would be annoying and worth having a serious discussion over. If it was a one time thing, well, it's an egg. Seems like something you could just shrug off even if you didnt find it funny. It doesn't seem to me to be something you would have such an intense anger over that you refuse to sleep in the same bed as a person. I mean, i've seen some fucked up pranks like the girl on youtube who spreads butter on the floor outside of the shower before her bf got out, he almost cracked his head on the tiles and she was dying laughing. THAT'S something to be angry over because it was prank that could have seriously injured someone. But in the case of the content, it's an egg, probably easy cleanup for the guy, no one got hurt, not something to file a police report over. I guess what bothers me is that making someone sleep on the couch is sorta like locking the door on someone. If you have a problem, you talk it out. Don't let it fester by trying to one up the humiliation you might have felt.
#88 - abrahamzx (06/23/2015) [-]
You're just... making it a big deal... dude.

The prank involved is bad, and the consequences are you sleeping in the couch, and if you don't want to affront the consequences like a man then there's something wrong with you.

What's the matter with sleeping one night outside your partner's room because you did something bad? God.



Sorry for bad english bro
User avatar #68 - marno (06/23/2015) [-]
Welcome to the world, men are stronger, women get social privilege.
#61 - If your girlfriend "makes" you sleep on the couch, i…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Egghead +2
#63 - John Cena (06/23/2015) [-]
well after a mean prank like that can you blame her?
User avatar #64 - mikepetru (06/23/2015) [-]
Is he allowed to make her sleep on the couch when she does something he doesn't like? Tbh never heard of a man making his wife sleep somewhere else unless it's a domestic abuse situation.
#74 - John Cena (06/23/2015) [-]
yea if he's pissed off at her he can make her sleep on the couch but most of what I've seen men won't argue, they'll just walk out and not answer her calls or texts
User avatar #72 - abrahamzx (06/23/2015) [-]
Now you sound exaclty like a third wave feminist and being what we hate about them... stop whining, you faggot.
User avatar #75 - mikepetru (06/23/2015) [-]
I don't think it makes me a faggot to expect the same respect I give to my significant other to be given to me. If she can make me sleep on the couch, then I can make her, too. If she won't, then I won't.
User avatar #79 - abrahamzx (06/23/2015) [-]
>If she can make me sleep on the couch, then I can make her, too.

So... why are you going to complain if she makes you sleep on the couch? Is that a big deal? And are you going to complain for what she did after you did the prank of the post?
User avatar #81 - mikepetru (06/23/2015) [-]
I'm saying if someone wants to be in a relationship where each party can demand the other sleep on the couch, that's fair. It's not nice, and it doesn't sound like a healthy relationship, but it's still equal treatment. I would not want to be in a relationship like that.

If the prank stuff is a common occurrence, I can see why it would be annoying and worth having a serious discussion over. If it was a one time thing, well, it's an egg. Seems like something you could just shrug off even if you didnt find it funny. It doesn't seem to me to be something you would have such an intense anger over that you refuse to sleep in the same bed as a person. I mean, i've seen some fucked up pranks like the girl on youtube who spreads butter on the floor outside of the shower before her bf got out, he almost cracked his head on the tiles and she was dying laughing. THAT'S something to be angry over because it was prank that could have seriously injured someone. But in the case of the content, it's an egg, probably easy cleanup for the guy, no one got hurt, not something to file a police report over. I guess what bothers me is that making someone sleep on the couch is sorta like locking the door on someone. If you have a problem, you talk it out. Don't let it fester by trying to one up the humiliation you might have felt.
#88 - abrahamzx (06/23/2015) [-]
You're just... making it a big deal... dude.

The prank involved is bad, and the consequences are you sleeping in the couch, and if you don't want to affront the consequences like a man then there's something wrong with you.

What's the matter with sleeping one night outside your partner's room because you did something bad? God.



Sorry for bad english bro
User avatar #68 - marno (06/23/2015) [-]
Welcome to the world, men are stronger, women get social privilege.
#157 - Whatever comes through that peel, you will stand your ground! 06/23/2015 on SURPRISE +1
#43 - Whenever someone mentions "the city" without mention…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on MFW I work in a ladies... 0
#44 - paulthehero (06/20/2015) [-]
New Orleans actually, but I can see the confusion. Land of delicious food and hurricanes.
#30 - He's their eye in the sky... 06/20/2015 on Random Comp +2
#32 - MFW the men's rights activists showed up 06/19/2015 on Uncanny Accuracy +8
#31 - MFW that punchline 06/19/2015 on Mexicans, eveyone. +22
#35 - Comment deleted 06/18/2015 on Protein World +1
#83 - No, grandma, he lost so much spaghetti it's seeping out of his… 06/18/2015 on Asking women out +3

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User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Iroh would be proud
User avatar #13 - jorgemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
hey man, I love some of your content
User avatar #8 - mffinmanu (11/16/2012) [-]
hello brooke
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
hello, Clarisse
User avatar #10 to #9 - mffinmanu (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
User avatar #12 to #11 - mffinmanu (12/30/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - wbossint (06/29/2012) [-]
Forza Italia, my friend.
User avatar #3 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I remember thumbing up both your most recent OC yesterday....
Today,IT IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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