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Age: 110
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Shadow Realm
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#33 - Comment deleted 06/13/2014 on Are pokemon fusions still in 0
#26 - One time the kids went out to dinner The sitter called and… 06/13/2014 on Clown mask 0
#23 - "Welcome to the new season of The Bachelor, ladies!" 06/12/2014 on (untitled) 0
#20 - >Be with girl in bedroom >Kissing my neck >Ta… 06/12/2014 on alone and horny +34
#50 - Found some Adam 06/12/2014 on Jewel Caterpillar +5
#90 - I encourage you guys to give this a read before crucifying me.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on HA-HA dead babies -9
User avatar #177 - samthediv (06/12/2014) [-]
> Vaccines arent jsut used in America
> If they are protected in the UK by the government, and even if they did cause severe autism, that person would then live off benefits. Not exactly what the conservative government in place right now want is it?
#95 - tranminh (06/12/2014) [-]
what about vaccines that work for old diseases, its not like the change it every year. measles is still measles. There's a reason why the last samples of smallpox are kept under severe lock and key. If someone were to get their hands on that shit and spread it. we're totally unprepared cause we dont stockpile smallpox vaccines.

If you look at human history with the advance of medicine there is without a doubt that if everyone stopped using vaccines our population would drastically decline
User avatar #94 - Icedangel (06/12/2014) [-]
Because if some kid has, lets say has an allergy to a component of the vaccine. Like Latex or something and didn't know it. Or hell, maybe they did know it.

The kid has an allergic reaction and dies, if the allergy is severe enough. Without Liability protection the family could sue the company who made it for billions.

Or, as was the case with the fake Autism claim, parents could try to sue the company for their children getting autism. They wouldn't win, but it'd waste the companies time.

That website is horribly biased. By all means 'When they could have made them safer' is relying on 20/20 hindsight. Like if there was some latex or something you could say 'Oh, you shouldn't have used latex!'
#89 - Comment deleted 06/12/2014 on HA-HA dead babies 0
#64 - "People are so stupid! They're not getting their kids va…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/12/2014 on HA-HA dead babies -49
#98 - Visual (06/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - mikepetru (06/12/2014) [-]
I encourage you guys to give this a read before crucifying me.
One of the main reasons I'm skeptical about vaccines is that most pharmaceutical companies are protected by the government. In other words, they are not liable should they administer a potentially harmful vaccine and cannot be sued. Plus, many vaccines are being mandated in this modern age. So government is mandating vaccines, but will not be held liable should these vaccines have adverse health effects. If vaccines are so safe, why do pharmaceutical companies need legal immunity? (no pun intended)
www.nvic.org/nvic-vaccine-news/march-2011/no-pharma-liability--no-vaccine-mandates-.aspx
User avatar #177 - samthediv (06/12/2014) [-]
> Vaccines arent jsut used in America
> If they are protected in the UK by the government, and even if they did cause severe autism, that person would then live off benefits. Not exactly what the conservative government in place right now want is it?
#95 - tranminh (06/12/2014) [-]
what about vaccines that work for old diseases, its not like the change it every year. measles is still measles. There's a reason why the last samples of smallpox are kept under severe lock and key. If someone were to get their hands on that shit and spread it. we're totally unprepared cause we dont stockpile smallpox vaccines.

If you look at human history with the advance of medicine there is without a doubt that if everyone stopped using vaccines our population would drastically decline
User avatar #94 - Icedangel (06/12/2014) [-]
Because if some kid has, lets say has an allergy to a component of the vaccine. Like Latex or something and didn't know it. Or hell, maybe they did know it.

The kid has an allergic reaction and dies, if the allergy is severe enough. Without Liability protection the family could sue the company who made it for billions.

Or, as was the case with the fake Autism claim, parents could try to sue the company for their children getting autism. They wouldn't win, but it'd waste the companies time.

That website is horribly biased. By all means 'When they could have made them safer' is relying on 20/20 hindsight. Like if there was some latex or something you could say 'Oh, you shouldn't have used latex!'
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User avatar #85 - Icedangel (06/12/2014) [-]
Eh.. "side effects"? What side effects? A sore arm and a little swelling, at worst? Unless you're allergic to it then it's harmless.

There is a 0% chance of "contracting" autism, if that's what you mean. "they're afraid of side effect that don't exist!" is more correct.
User avatar #78 - thenewgizmobox (06/12/2014) [-]
you wanna know why you'll never contract that disease?
oh, i dunno, i think it stopped spreading around the time it was VACCINATED.
User avatar #74 - shunkahawolf (06/12/2014) [-]
i think your pic applies more to you then it does to us. see the only reason unvaccinated people will "most likely never contract" the disease is because us people with this thing called reasoning skills and common sense all got vaccinated, now we cant get it so they cant get it. but whats going to happen if 3 generations when all people who weren't vaccinated are running around, going to foreign places or just meeting foreigners here? thats right, someone is going to catch smallpox, or whooping cough or some other highly preventable disease because there parents were a bunch of retards who believed another retard who thinks because she used to watch E.R. she knows about medicine. congrats. you're responsible for the next plague : D
User avatar #77 - playerdous (06/12/2014) [-]
This applies to more than just vaccines. Like how fluoride in water supplies helped prevent tooth decay, but nowadays most people don't experience the same level of tooth decay and think fluoride is evil.
#73 - stringfingerable (06/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - ninjaroo (06/12/2014) [-]
You say "foreign object" as though it's a bad thing.
Food is foreign.
And the only reason they'll likely never contract the disease? Vaccines that make it nearly impossible for the pathogens to get anywhere near them in the first place.
#66 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
Sure that may be true, but the things that the vaccines are for are usually for something that is more lethal than what the parents are worried about their kids getting sick with.
#60 - **mikepetru rolled image ** My greatest sin  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on The truth was spoken +1
User avatar #65 - playerdous (06/12/2014) [-]
agreed
#340 - You know what bitch? No salads. Eat lettuce leaves one by one 06/11/2014 on 404 +2
#21 - Picture 06/10/2014 on My Best Friends +25
#76 - .................wtf...............I said Mance Rayder, not Mi… 06/10/2014 on SPOILERS SORT OF 0
#96 - Ok, let's throw you in the jungle of a country you did not sig… 06/10/2014 on How can black children be... 0
#96 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Anons sex life +4
#113 - erasercannon Comment deleted by mikepetru
#95 - Comment deleted 06/09/2014 on Anons sex life +2
#9 - Giving up the fight to make your life happy and meaningful is … 06/09/2014 on Cowardly 0
#76 - it's not real, just a machination of the darkest part of my mind 06/09/2014 on swampert 0
#75 - no as in no of course not. God has not forsaken us yet  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on swampert 0
#78 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
Dont scare me like that man, my brain was not ready for that
User avatar #76 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
it's not real, just a machination of the darkest part of my mind
#61 - Love how half of these are just the New York City MTA. … 06/09/2014 on Crazy Stuff Spotted On The... 0
#56 - no no no YFW  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on swampert +2
#73 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
Fuck that, im out
User avatar #75 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
no as in no of course not. God has not forsaken us yet
#78 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
Dont scare me like that man, my brain was not ready for that
User avatar #76 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
it's not real, just a machination of the darkest part of my mind
#41 - Mega-Sigilyph Ability: Wonder Guard  [+] (11 new replies) 06/09/2014 on swampert +8
#77 - volksworgen (06/09/2014) [-]
The first fucking sigilyph you fight in white/black 2.
#62 - xchaosreaperx (06/09/2014) [-]
Fairy type attacks does 2x to dark types. Hackers causing this with things such as the pokebuilder app was a main reason to the creation of fairy type, ad well as the broken ass dragon type.
User avatar #113 - volksworgen (06/09/2014) [-]
What.
User avatar #115 - xchaosreaperx (06/09/2014) [-]
I messed up. I was thinking spirittomb. Forgive me sempai
User avatar #118 - volksworgen (06/12/2014) [-]
You're forgiven child.
#47 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
pls tell me you're joking
#56 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
no no no

YFW
#73 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
Fuck that, im out
User avatar #75 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
no as in no of course not. God has not forsaken us yet
#78 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
Dont scare me like that man, my brain was not ready for that
User avatar #76 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
it's not real, just a machination of the darkest part of my mind
#102 - Robert = King Ned = King's Hand King > King's Hand … 06/08/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... 0
#95 - I don't think you understand how a pardon works. If he betray…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +3
User avatar #96 - Mebeshe (06/08/2014) [-]
Bullshit and you know it. Stark was Hanf of the King and Stark would never have let that happen. Jorah broke the law and Stark is all about the law.
User avatar #104 - commontroll (06/09/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter what Ned wants when the King issues a pardon. The king trumps everyone else in power numbnuts.
User avatar #102 - mikepetru (06/08/2014) [-]
Robert = King
Ned = King's Hand
King > King's Hand

Had Robert lived to make good on his pardon and Jorah chose to go home, it wouldn't matter what Ned wanted
#90 - This has nothing to do with him being friendzone. The point i…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +3
User avatar #94 - Mebeshe (06/08/2014) [-]
He's not devoted. He just realises that Daney's the best chance he has of getting Bear Island back. He's not stupid.
User avatar #95 - mikepetru (06/08/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand how a pardon works. If he betrayed Dany, he'd get Bear Island back. All he had to do was go home and let Dany drink the wine. He had a chance to get Bear Island back. All he had to do was let her die. He didn't. That would have been the easiest way to get Bear Island back.
User avatar #96 - Mebeshe (06/08/2014) [-]
Bullshit and you know it. Stark was Hanf of the King and Stark would never have let that happen. Jorah broke the law and Stark is all about the law.
User avatar #104 - commontroll (06/09/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter what Ned wants when the King issues a pardon. The king trumps everyone else in power numbnuts.
User avatar #102 - mikepetru (06/08/2014) [-]
Robert = King
Ned = King's Hand
King > King's Hand

Had Robert lived to make good on his pardon and Jorah chose to go home, it wouldn't matter what Ned wanted
#41 - to fund his eventual invasion of Westoros Straight fr… 06/07/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +2
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User avatar #13 - jorgemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
hey man, I love some of your content
User avatar #8 - mffinmanu ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
hello brooke
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikepetru ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
hello, Clarisse
User avatar #10 to #9 - mffinmanu ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
User avatar #12 to #11 - mffinmanu ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - wbossint (06/29/2012) [-]
Forza Italia, my friend.
User avatar #3 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I remember thumbing up both your most recent OC yesterday....
Today,IT IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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