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Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:11/23/2014
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#76 - it's not real, just a machination of the darkest part of my mind 06/09/2014 on swampert 0
#75 - no as in no of course not. God has not forsaken us yet  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on swampert 0
#78 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
Dont scare me like that man, my brain was not ready for that
User avatar #76 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
it's not real, just a machination of the darkest part of my mind
#61 - Love how half of these are just the New York City MTA. … 06/09/2014 on Crazy Stuff Spotted On The... 0
#56 - no no no YFW  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on swampert +2
#73 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
Fuck that, im out
User avatar #75 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
no as in no of course not. God has not forsaken us yet
#78 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
Dont scare me like that man, my brain was not ready for that
User avatar #76 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
it's not real, just a machination of the darkest part of my mind
#41 - Mega-Sigilyph Ability: Wonder Guard  [+] (11 new replies) 06/09/2014 on swampert +8
#77 - volksworgen (06/09/2014) [-]
The first fucking sigilyph you fight in white/black 2.
#62 - xchaosreaperx (06/09/2014) [-]
Fairy type attacks does 2x to dark types. Hackers causing this with things such as the pokebuilder app was a main reason to the creation of fairy type, ad well as the broken ass dragon type.
User avatar #113 - volksworgen (06/09/2014) [-]
What.
User avatar #115 - xchaosreaperx (06/09/2014) [-]
I messed up. I was thinking spirittomb. Forgive me sempai
User avatar #118 - volksworgen (06/12/2014) [-]
You're forgiven child.
#47 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
pls tell me you're joking
#56 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
no no no

YFW
#73 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
Fuck that, im out
User avatar #75 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
no as in no of course not. God has not forsaken us yet
#78 - GeneralPuug (06/09/2014) [-]
Dont scare me like that man, my brain was not ready for that
User avatar #76 - mikepetru (06/09/2014) [-]
it's not real, just a machination of the darkest part of my mind
#102 - Robert = King Ned = King's Hand King > King's Hand … 06/08/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... 0
#95 - I don't think you understand how a pardon works. If he betray…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +3
User avatar #96 - Mebeshe (06/08/2014) [-]
Bullshit and you know it. Stark was Hanf of the King and Stark would never have let that happen. Jorah broke the law and Stark is all about the law.
User avatar #104 - commontroll (06/09/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter what Ned wants when the King issues a pardon. The king trumps everyone else in power numbnuts.
User avatar #102 - mikepetru (06/08/2014) [-]
Robert = King
Ned = King's Hand
King > King's Hand

Had Robert lived to make good on his pardon and Jorah chose to go home, it wouldn't matter what Ned wanted
#90 - This has nothing to do with him being friendzone. The point i…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +3
User avatar #94 - Mebeshe (06/08/2014) [-]
He's not devoted. He just realises that Daney's the best chance he has of getting Bear Island back. He's not stupid.
User avatar #95 - mikepetru (06/08/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand how a pardon works. If he betrayed Dany, he'd get Bear Island back. All he had to do was go home and let Dany drink the wine. He had a chance to get Bear Island back. All he had to do was let her die. He didn't. That would have been the easiest way to get Bear Island back.
User avatar #96 - Mebeshe (06/08/2014) [-]
Bullshit and you know it. Stark was Hanf of the King and Stark would never have let that happen. Jorah broke the law and Stark is all about the law.
User avatar #104 - commontroll (06/09/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter what Ned wants when the King issues a pardon. The king trumps everyone else in power numbnuts.
User avatar #102 - mikepetru (06/08/2014) [-]
Robert = King
Ned = King's Hand
King > King's Hand

Had Robert lived to make good on his pardon and Jorah chose to go home, it wouldn't matter what Ned wanted
#41 - to fund his eventual invasion of Westoros Straight fr… 06/07/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +2
#37 - dany didn't want them to get savagely raped. Drogo's men were…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +2
#40 - reycall (06/07/2014) [-]
and mind you that it was drogo who ordered them to.
#39 - reycall (06/07/2014) [-]
and originally, why did drogo have his men start killing and raping the traveling merchants?
User avatar #41 - mikepetru (06/07/2014) [-]
to fund his eventual invasion of Westoros

Straight from the Wiki:
"The Dothraki raid a village in Lhazar, a peaceful country to the south-east of Vaes Dothrak. Khal Drogo plans to take slaves to fund the invasion. Dany is disturbed to see the Dothraki killing the villagers and raping their women, and orders it stopped. The warriors are angry at being denied the spoils of victory. Drogo silences the complaints by killing Mago, one of the offended warriors who challenges him."
#34 - dude the fight started cause dany wanted to save the sheep peo…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +2
#35 - reycall (06/07/2014) [-]
and why did dany want to save the sheep people again? what was drogo going to do?
User avatar #37 - mikepetru (06/07/2014) [-]
dany didn't want them to get savagely raped. Drogo's men were going to rape and kill them.

I don't know where you're going with this
#40 - reycall (06/07/2014) [-]
and mind you that it was drogo who ordered them to.
#39 - reycall (06/07/2014) [-]
and originally, why did drogo have his men start killing and raping the traveling merchants?
User avatar #41 - mikepetru (06/07/2014) [-]
to fund his eventual invasion of Westoros

Straight from the Wiki:
"The Dothraki raid a village in Lhazar, a peaceful country to the south-east of Vaes Dothrak. Khal Drogo plans to take slaves to fund the invasion. Dany is disturbed to see the Dothraki killing the villagers and raping their women, and orders it stopped. The warriors are angry at being denied the spoils of victory. Drogo silences the complaints by killing Mago, one of the offended warriors who challenges him."
#30 - um no...Drogo died from an infection from a fight wound that w…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +7
#32 - reycall (06/07/2014) [-]
and how did the fight start again? because the situation spiraled out off control when drogo got mad BECAUSE dany almost got poisoned.
User avatar #34 - mikepetru (06/07/2014) [-]
dude the fight started cause dany wanted to save the sheep people, drogo allowed this, and one of his bloodriders called him her bitch essentially
#35 - reycall (06/07/2014) [-]
and why did dany want to save the sheep people again? what was drogo going to do?
User avatar #37 - mikepetru (06/07/2014) [-]
dany didn't want them to get savagely raped. Drogo's men were going to rape and kill them.

I don't know where you're going with this
#40 - reycall (06/07/2014) [-]
and mind you that it was drogo who ordered them to.
#39 - reycall (06/07/2014) [-]
and originally, why did drogo have his men start killing and raping the traveling merchants?
User avatar #41 - mikepetru (06/07/2014) [-]
to fund his eventual invasion of Westoros

Straight from the Wiki:
"The Dothraki raid a village in Lhazar, a peaceful country to the south-east of Vaes Dothrak. Khal Drogo plans to take slaves to fund the invasion. Dany is disturbed to see the Dothraki killing the villagers and raping their women, and orders it stopped. The warriors are angry at being denied the spoils of victory. Drogo silences the complaints by killing Mago, one of the offended warriors who challenges him."
#18 - Let me put it this way, in the books she went from being a she…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +26
User avatar #20 - thechosentroll (06/07/2014) [-]
OK, I've changed my mind. It's going to take rape, torture, rape by dragons, impalement (the proper kind that doesn't kill you instantly) and then being thrown into a vat of molten lead.
User avatar #43 - blesstheinternet (06/07/2014) [-]
she's a great character, very determined and a great ruler. just, right now, she's acting like a bit of a moron. at first, she was just a little naive about war, but now she's being really stupid. i'm sure she's still going to wind up being a kickass ruler, later, though. haven't read the books

however, the way she acquired her army was fucking cool.
#5 - umm...no  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... 0
User avatar #6 - mrnpc (06/07/2014) [-]
Well I know for damn sure they mentioned prisoners being killed. Guess I just lumped him in with the dead.
#33 - spleed (06/07/2014) [-]
Damn it.
Nothing like having Daario die to show the Khaleesi how important Jorah was.

Daario's a cunt.
#3 - yeah except that doesn't happen if I remember the books correctly  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Fire can't kill the dragon,... +2
User avatar #4 - mrnpc (06/07/2014) [-]
Daario gets captured as a hostage in DwD and is killed when the Khalessi goes flying off on her dragon
User avatar #6 - mrnpc (06/07/2014) [-]
Well I know for damn sure they mentioned prisoners being killed. Guess I just lumped him in with the dead.
#33 - spleed (06/07/2014) [-]
Damn it.
Nothing like having Daario die to show the Khaleesi how important Jorah was.

Daario's a cunt.
#11 - The video is funnier  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2014 on no idea +20
#12 - ninjabadger (06/07/2014) [-]
"Spreading"

My sides
User avatar #27 - mcmental (06/07/2014) [-]
Sauce! Sauce for the uneducated fool?
User avatar #28 - ninjabadger (06/07/2014) [-]
Wakfu
#29 - mcmental (06/07/2014) [-]
Muchas Gracias!
#29 - Why do all tard stories involve the tard pissing themselves? …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Bub and Jud +1
#39 - Womens Study Major (06/18/2014) [-]
That's exactly it. They just can't control it. That's also why they drool, etc
#2384 - **mikepetru rolled image ** We can rebuild him, we have th… 06/07/2014 on Your new penis 0
#32 - that peter piper parody 06/07/2014 on Pepper Dick +8
#170 - You're Pokemon were playing together, and my goodness we were … 06/07/2014 on *Scooooot +1
#27 - And now for a srs one  [+] (11 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Inconvenient Al Gore +21
#205 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
Who's going to pay for infrastructure maintenance?
#200 - kanyesfishsticks (06/06/2014) [-]
Except when that tax money goes to multinationals that invest outside of the country.
#88 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
but tax money is also spent by government, and almost instantly, as opposed to people that keep it just for interest on bank accounts.
#112 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
>keeping money in a bank account
>in an inflationary economy

Ishygddt
#53 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
The general problem with that is that once the companies get their returns, they usually won't invest the bulk of it back into the company, thus creating sustainable growth, but will invest in operations on the financial market which just generates more and more profit with a disproportionate amount of actual GDP growth.
User avatar #63 - economicfreedom (06/06/2014) [-]
There is a huge difference between taxing the rich and taxing corporations
User avatar #58 - economicfreedom (06/06/2014) [-]
Everything you just said is false...
#147 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
I'm 53 142 143 and 145
not 88 or 112
#142 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
Could you explain why? (I thought that I got that one right, but if I didn't I would like to hear why because I have a macroecon exam coming up and I need to correct what I misunderstood, you know, in order to not fail/ or one day make misinformed decisions).... I was referring to the cycle post collecting taxes and crating new jobs with them... Didn't m.friedman say that expansionary fiscal policy doesn't work? Or am I misunderstanding horribly? Because more jobs comes with growing AD and that means higher profit for the supply side, but they aren't obligated to reinvest that into the market of goods....? I would love a response as fast as you can
#145 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
Also I'm obviously not studying economics in english, I tried to appropriate the technical terms as best I could.
#143 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
the / was redundant
#26 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Inconvenient Al Gore +219
#207 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
There are approx 17,500,000,000,000,000 (17.5 quadrillion) gallons of water in the ocean. A standard koolaid pack is used for 1/2 gallon of water. So divided by 6 billion people, each person would have to put 5,833,333 packets of koolaid in the ocean for it to work. So start saving up guys.
#110 - brainbug (06/06/2014) [-]
The thought of doing this makes me so hard
User avatar #76 - Gandalfthewhite (06/06/2014) [-]
really salty kool-aid though. Plus loads of people will get dehydrated and keep drinking the water
User avatar #83 - rhiaanor (06/06/2014) [-]
natural selection at it's finest, they'll die by salty kool-aid
#42 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
That would be kind of cool, except all that dead fish would really stink.
User avatar #80 - turbodoosh (06/06/2014) [-]
and it'd be really salty
User avatar #85 - dbBlues (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, if you're trying to make white people kool aid.
But if you make black people kool aid, there will be enough sugar to give the earth itself a cavity.
#29 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
I am ready.
#25 - Picture 06/06/2014 on Inconvenient Al Gore 0
#32 - I swear on my mother's life I did not even realize #5. I reme…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on the mountain in da club +1
User avatar #36 - holycrapimacupcake (06/06/2014) [-]
You swear on your mothers life? Not enough! You must swear on my mothers life!
#6 - Best comment I ever saw yesterday on some GoT content …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2014 on the mountain in da club +167
#33 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
He stole it from 4chan.

Sorry.
#31 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2014) [-]
#5 literally said it before you & yet you have 130+ more thumbs than him because you used a picture completely unrelated.
#32 - mikepetru (06/06/2014) [-]
I swear on my mother's life I did not even realize #5. I remembered it from something I saw yesterday.
User avatar #36 - holycrapimacupcake (06/06/2014) [-]
You swear on your mothers life? Not enough! You must swear on my mothers life!
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User avatar #13 - jorgemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
hey man, I love some of your content
User avatar #8 - mffinmanu (11/16/2012) [-]
hello brooke
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
hello, Clarisse
User avatar #10 to #9 - mffinmanu (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
User avatar #12 to #11 - mffinmanu (12/30/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - wbossint (06/29/2012) [-]
Forza Italia, my friend.
User avatar #3 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I remember thumbing up both your most recent OC yesterday....
Today,IT IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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