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Age: 110
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Shadow Realm
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Content Ranking:#963
Comment Ranking:#1655
Highest Content Rank:#132
Highest Comment Rank:#421
Content Thumbs: 110434 total,  125419 ,  14985
Comment Thumbs: 25372 total,  27062 ,  1690
Content Level Progress: 80.9% (809/1000)
Level 307 Content: Lord Of Laughs → Level 308 Content: Lord Of Laughs
Comment Level Progress: 78.4% (784/1000)
Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 323 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:3983281
Times Content Favorited:5744 times
Total Comments Made:2347
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#5 - Yeah, they don't wear ANYTHING... 07/23/2014 on Is this Pacific Rim? +2
#1514 - The little kid adrenaline was pumping strong with Sonic Advent… 07/22/2014 on Games 0
#57 - "No means no! Who I decide to have sex with is my choice… 07/21/2014 on Tumblr SJW gold 0
#56 - I bet an electrician would find a way to turn you back on. I … 07/21/2014 on Tumblr SJW gold +1
#26 - It warms my heart when someone uses my content in the comments… 07/20/2014 on Dr. Phil +7
#29 - Of course! It all makes sense! That why he gets killed… 07/19/2014 on DAS RACIST 0
#77 - So he went to McDonalds for his fries, and Carl's Jr for his d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Japanese Propaganda +1
User avatar #85 - navadae (07/19/2014) [-]
he has 3 drinks.. he walked in with the carls after eating 12 burgers, but he required more sustenance so he came to mcdonalds for the second half of his meal
#26 - Glad you prefer to be Day and not a bird! 07/18/2014 on fj users +2
#581 - Me and Vegeta in Pokemon Emerald. Vegeta would probab… 07/18/2014 on Lets Hear 'Em Gents. 0
#66 - My brain is ******* spasming after reading that image 07/18/2014 on I ruined my friend's... 0
#6 - Bought one of those bad boys from someone who bought it at SDC… 07/17/2014 on Vuhgeeta +3
#43 - Jesus, stop yelling! You're triggering my ear drums with your… 07/17/2014 on dis nigga serious? 0
#30 - He doesn't need money for food because people from Uruguay hun…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Good Guy President +62
#52 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
hahahahahahaha fuck you
User avatar #82 - mexicandudeinsd (07/18/2014) [-]
callese alv
#11 - You know, even in the event you're annoyed because a bunch of …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on HIMYM +16
User avatar #48 - knucklebunny (07/18/2014) [-]
I agree that she could have been much nicer. But… he used a pick up line. I don't think that's the right way to initiate a pleasant conversation. :/
User avatar #35 - instalation (07/18/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ it's a TV show.
User avatar #42 - TheBigGummyBear (07/18/2014) [-]
This kind of thing happens in real life more often than you'd think.
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Boonanas -4
User avatar #34 - symmiie (07/17/2014) [-]
It would help to read the comments before you make an idiotic post. Someone posted 10 hours ago that says they are clementines.
User avatar #26 - sagedivinity (07/17/2014) [-]
Tangerines tend to be much larger than that. They're Clementines.
#9 - How I flirt  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on How To Flirt +69
#96 - atrocitustheking (07/16/2014) [-]
#85 - Nachodip (07/16/2014) [-]
#50 - captainp (07/16/2014) [-]
SURE I WILL DUEL YOU
#9 - It's a matter of national pride. For players, it is the culmi…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Gonna be lots of German... +87
#48 - wagastragas (07/15/2014) [-]
while not at the fifa they are usually playing in different segregated teams
User avatar #41 - emptysuperman (07/14/2014) [-]
Sounds to me like a double standard. Okay for you, but not America.
User avatar #22 - EnemySpy (07/14/2014) [-]
And then there's the few of us who don't give a intense bodylove about any of the sports.

Or am I alone on this one?
#25 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
No, your not alone. Just don't act like you're special for not caring about sports.
#10 - wheredahoodat (07/14/2014) [-]
Screw four years. Most of the German team has been playing together since 2004, reaching at least the semi final in every major tournament since 2006 as well as having Jogi Löw as (assistant) coach for all that time as well. Most of the German team has been waiting for and working towards this moment for 10 goddamn years.

Some longer than others, of course.
#187 - I'll name her Sawney! 07/13/2014 on Why couldn't Elliot Rodgers... +1
#31 - Comment deleted 07/12/2014 on Do the tit fuck? 0
#28 - Now that's what I call cracking open a bear 07/12/2014 on OH SHIT A BEAR! 0
#47 - The second guy's face looks like a cartoon character who just … 07/12/2014 on Glorious Chin Battle +1
#166 - Dude.....thanks......but I know a roundhouse when I see one. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on The new best thing in the... 0
User avatar #167 - beerbeerbeer (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh, missed your reference. Still, maybe my post can entertain somebody. Remember to not hit with the bag with your leg fully stretched/locked, that fucks up your ligaments. Starting to retract your foot like a hook kick just before it hits is how to do it. Good luck with your training.
#57 - I still don't think it was the new bf's business getting invol… 07/12/2014 on Hello my dear +2
#32 - Wow that new boyfriend loves her so much he's going through he…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Hello my dear +12
User avatar #106 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
If your girlfriend gets a text at 2 in the morning, the noise will probably make you notice it
The noise will probably make you look at it and see the preview of the text

You're welcome
#116 - targaryren (07/12/2014) [-]
are you seriously going to comment to everyone
User avatar #117 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
Well, I am the holder of the one true opinion, so, you know.
Gotta educate the masses.
User avatar #120 - targaryren (07/12/2014) [-]
I understand
carry on, you brave brave soul
#122 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
#55 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Ok, as a girl, if an ex texted me at 2 am and called me "his dear" he would not be trying to apologize. At least not in my opinion. He may apologize but that's just so that he can try to sleep with you. Also after you've hurt me enough to end the relationship, I would want to have no further contact with you and couldn't give a shit about an apology at 2 am.
Maybe I just hold grudges but after the relationship is over, don't fucking contact me.
User avatar #57 - mikepetru (07/12/2014) [-]
I still don't think it was the new bf's business getting involved. If I was him, I would have let her know about the text and let her deal with it. She's an adult and she can handle the situation however she wants. I'd trust her enough to let her deal with this guy how she sees fit.
#31 - Comment deleted 07/12/2014 on Hello my dear 0
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User avatar #13 - jorgemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
hey man, I love some of your content
User avatar #8 - mffinmanu (11/16/2012) [-]
hello brooke
User avatar #9 to #8 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
hello, Clarisse
User avatar #10 to #9 - mffinmanu (12/29/2012) [-]
That's not my name, Brooke
#11 to #10 - mikepetru (12/29/2012) [-]
My name's....not.....BROOOOOOOOOOOKE!

You must have me confused with someone else
User avatar #12 to #11 - mffinmanu (12/30/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #4 - wbossint (06/29/2012) [-]
Forza Italia, my friend.
User avatar #3 - dragonzard (05/11/2012) [-]
I remember thumbing up both your most recent OC yesterday....
Today,IT IS ON THE FRONT PAGE!
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