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#23 - I've never seen anything that wasn't actually there off of 7g+...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on TRIPPIN' CAT 0
User avatar #24 - darksideofthebeast (02/15/2014) [-]
I took 1.5 and was seeing very goofy shit.
Nothing out of reality or anything, but my vision was a spiral basically.
kaleidoscopes, the normal psychedelic experience.
I just know that psilocybin is much more likely to induce "hallucinations" rather than acid.
On acid it's all just a change in perception, anything you see is real, it's just in a different perception.
Psilocybin and DMT alike are both linked more so with seeing mythical creatures than acid is. Acid is more like riding a space wave.
#126 - This was in Syria. 01/14/2014 on Dear lobbyist, go fuck... 0
#2 - Your conception of what hallucinogens do is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay… 12/04/2013 on The more you know +1
#92 - No she is not. People have the right to drive whatever …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Woman.... 0
User avatar #96 - timmity (11/28/2013) [-]
about ofencive to the enviroment part
#99 - watanigga (11/28/2013) [-]
>ofencive

I lol'd
User avatar #101 - timmity (11/28/2013) [-]
i am lightbulb incrnite
#95 - xalka (11/28/2013) [-]
Are we allowed to drive whatever we want? Yes. Does that still make us assholes? Yes.
#25 - That is the dumbest ******* thing I have ever hea… 11/26/2013 on T 0
#19 - You are correct. 11/26/2013 on Cook Me A Pie 0
#10 - It rains sulfuric acid on Earth too... Ever heard of acid rain?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Most metal planet in our... 0
User avatar #22 - lurifax (11/13/2013) [-]
Not as frequently
#85 - Source 11/10/2013 on Funniest thing you seen... -1
#84 - "Either OG or Afghani".. is that an educated guess f…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on Homer's tripp 0
User avatar #111 - bobsagget (10/30/2013) [-]
no it's a guess by what usually blows through town.
#7 - Then your doses are too small man. Get up to around 3-400+ mic…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Homer's tripp 0
User avatar #8 - GnRNoD (10/28/2013) [-]
I take 1 "tablet" but I am very big... I've had more a few times I only feel more "melted" than usual, it's a great feeling but meh without weed it kinda sucks also and if I take it with alcohol only I get agressive.
#25 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
I'm about 180 lbs/ 82 kg and I'm usually good with 2 tabs. 3 is just plain fun. I've had some crazy ass trips on it. You simply aren't doing enough if that's all you're getting, and you have to remember that LSD compunds as you take more. If you take one hit, you get a basic trip like you're used to. Take 2, and it changes exponentially. Take a third, and it will again, get much more intense. Hell, last time I did 3 I ended up hugging a panda. Not a real one mind you, but at the time i could feel it's soft fur and I loved it. I also climbed mount olympus that night, but that's a story for another time.
User avatar #26 - GnRNoD (10/29/2013) [-]
I'm so taking three this next time off maybe take 4 or 5 extacy when the creamfield comes
#27 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
Same anon here, 3 hits is easily the best trips I've had. 4 it starts to get a little too intense, and 2 is good but it's just not quite there yet. That trip we were actually camping. It was the most amazing trip I've had. We started around 6 pm, it got dark around 9. Of 2 of us took 3 hits, 3 took 2 hits and one guy just drank. Some of the stuff we can't explain. For example, our fire went out when 4 of us went for a walk. The walk happened to be mount olympus, but we'll get there. Anyway, apparently while we were gone, the fire went out. The 4 of us that left, were the two of us on 3 hits, and 2 on 2 hits. So one with 2 hits was back at the campsite with the guy who was drinking. They said that pretty much right after we left, the fire, which had been pretty much full blown at that point, just kinda died. They couldn't get it restarted so they just sat there in the dark. About 5 minutes before we got back it had apparently started going crazy big again.
#28 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
It was a pretty huge fire by the time we got back. We didn't believe them, of course, until later that night. It started raining, so naturally the fire went out. We were all in the tent, and while the rain was still down pouring, the fire started up on its own and was huge. Everyone was there this time, and we all saw it happen. Freaked us out, but we were so gone that it just intensified the trip. Now, back to Mount Olympus. When we first took the hits, we went for a walk as a whole group and found this pathway up a hill. So naturally, we followed it. Well, later in the night, the four of us that went for a walk got to it, I looked and tapped my friend on the shoulder and just pointed. He got wide eyed and both of us, at the same time, said Mount Olympus. Needless, to say, that meant we had to climb it, because why the fuck not. So we start climbing, and all four of us are stuck on this Mount Olympus thing. We have harpies all around us, there are gladiator fights going on below
#31 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
It was amazing. Then, at one point, me and the friend I first tapped on the shoulder went on our own trip. It was...intense. The two of us just stopped walking, and in front of us was Zeus. We started talking to him, and he sent us on a quest to find Zeus Fuel. Now, being out of our minds, we logically thought, "what around here can be used as fuel?" The answer is wood right? Wrong. The answer was alcohol. We happened to have Everclear (moonshine) and we assumed it had to be the fire that needed the fuel. Anyway, during this time that we were talking to Zeus, we couldn't even see our other friends. They were just gone. Apparently, they were looking for us during it. The next day, without even talking to the friend I talked to Zeus with, we were able to tell the same story, nearly word for word to everyone else about what Zeus said to us. It was amazing. I also painted the woods. I put on some music, and busted glowsticks open, then flung the color all over the woods by the campsite.
#33 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
By the time I was done, it looked like space in the woods. So I went and sat in the middle of it all and let it morph around me with my music. One of my friends came and sat with me and we grabbed the glowsticks that were busted and I started beating the shit out of my arm with the part where it was broken so the glow got all over me. It started to paint the universe on my arm. I could see the birth of the universe when I first started, and as I spread more of the glowstick paint stuff on my arm, the universe just kept growing and growing. It was easily the best trip I have ever had. I highly recommend doing a camping "trip"
User avatar #34 - GnRNoD (10/29/2013) [-]
so much tripp
I could handle something like that so well
I must do this I'll start by taking two tablets.
#73 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
Different anon here with his recommendation:

Do 3 hits, smoke a bowl of some high-grade marihuana, then either go for a walk or turn the lights off and stare at your ceiling with music on while you peak. Tried that last time and ended up getting crazy euphoria, amazing tracers, and seeing weird symbols on my arms among other things. Definitely a fantastic time with little to no paranoia to be dealt with.

And not sure who else it would work with or maybe just me, but every time you start getting nervous and possibly feeling the onset of a bad trip, just tell yourself that you're on drugs and have a laugh about it. Works every time for me.
User avatar #86 - GnRNoD (10/29/2013) [-]
Never had any paranoia, felt some social awkwardness with extasy that's about it.

I like to tripp with friends and I usually do it when I go clubbing.
#101 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
That's good, I usually get paranoid like fuck whenever I smoke and lose my ability to communicate effectively, but not so much on anything else. I'm not exactly the most exciting person to be around when I'm tripping though as I'm always far more concerned with all the weird shit going on around me than I am with other people, especially if they're not tripping too.
User avatar #102 - GnRNoD (10/29/2013) [-]
My friends tripp too yeah being the only one would be fucking awkward.
But I rather enjoy the whole sensation as long as I'm not showing it too much.
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