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#31 - When you visit someone in jail.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Top Google searches by state +12
User avatar #42 - ncg (07/30/2014) [-]
with the sex
User avatar #34 - applezachs (07/30/2014) [-]
usually for sex
#23 - Anyone who has never committed any sort of felony or doesn't h… 07/30/2014 on Bullet-resistant Jeep 0
#231 - Because it takes a special kind of non-effort, inactivity, laz…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday? Fat... +1
User avatar #359 - DJstar (07/30/2014) [-]
thaaaank you.
first lets establish that there is a big difference between being chubby, and being fat.
that being said, i couldn't stand fat people when i heard one of them say how they hate when people make fun of them, and something needs to be done. and that it's no different from racism and this should be called sizesm (or some shit like that.)

I'm fucking black. so i have to deal with all the dirty looks and shit. I understand some people aren't going to like me for various reason and for some people that reason will be me skin color. but there's a huge fucking difference!!!
I can't change my skin color! I was born black and i will die black. but you fat tub o lard motherfucker can change your weigh! if you hate the hate, lose the weight!!! it's that fucking simple! The shit ain't astro-physics. It's fucking hooked on phonics easy!
lay down the mcdonalds and subways (because let's be honest, subways has just as much calories just with less guilt) and pick up some dumbells and jogging shoes!
#7 - If a hamplanet decided to drop a bunch of fat really fast, she…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Weak daddy +1
User avatar #9 - smaaen (07/19/2014) [-]
That's because dropping weight really fast does not equal to building muscle and being fit.
#4 - Her delts are way too big to be natty for a female. There's ju…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Weak daddy +32
#6 - lordraine (07/19/2014) [-]
Sure there is. Genetics doesn't determine how fat or thin you are, but it sure as hell determines your build, core shape, and how you accrue muscle and fat.

You know all those fat as fuck girls? This is what they would look like if they stopped horking down cake and fast food and started working out. This is what a physically fit heavyset woman looks like. A landwhale that lifts weights instead of forks.
User avatar #133 - kievaughnb (07/19/2014) [-]
Bro. Go back to writing novels about Fallout 4. You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
#26 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
Just to further drive home the how incorrect you are - that women is on a cocktail of various supplements including steroids (Dana-Linn Bailey as other anon posted above). Muscle accrues differently in men and women - a fact that has been known as biological certainty for decades. It does somewhat surprise me that a site so disgusted by hamplanets can also be so ignorent of how healthy bodies work.
#31 - lordraine (07/19/2014) [-]
Samefagging on an anonymous account doesn't make you more convincing. For someone who talks a lot about biological certainties, you sure don't know much about basic anatomy.
#40 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
Find one scientific flaw in any of my claims.

You won't be able to.
#68 - lordraine (07/19/2014) [-]
Cite something for a change and maybe I'll try.
#14 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
No, it really isn't. For a woman to physically gain that kind of muscle mass at that body then supplementary testosterone (and most likely other regulatory hormones) have to be taken. I'm not saying this is necessarily a bad thing, so theres no need for the tumblr-level responses of 'OMG WOMEN CAN WORKOUT TOO!'
#140 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
Retard alert.
#7 - mikeoxlong (07/19/2014) [-]
If a hamplanet decided to drop a bunch of fat really fast, she would probably have scrawny shoulders as an end result. Just because obese women have large body parts doesn't mean that there is extra (if anything, more than practically zero) muscle beneath the fat and extra skin.
User avatar #9 - smaaen (07/19/2014) [-]
That's because dropping weight really fast does not equal to building muscle and being fit.
#96 - Holy shit he fucking clocked that bitch. 07/18/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age +6
#18 - I was hoping someone else was going to say something about tha… 07/18/2014 on EEEK, A MOUSE! +1
#33 - That's what Surface-to-Air Missiles and Close-In-Weapons-Syste… 07/05/2014 on inb4 comments and thumbs +3
#9 - Eat shit Montana is the best state in the fuckin union. 06/25/2014 on well its true 0
#86 - Yeah on the fallout wiki its says something about the Fallout … 06/05/2014 on Fallout Tech 0
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