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#6 - The whole 'its my belief and you can't prove me wrong so its t… 09/16/2014 on omg mom you don't understand 0
#2 - Yeah I have an awesome idea lets expose more American citizens…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Obama declares war on ebola +3
User avatar #10 - dikslapping (8 hours ago) [-]
haven't we brought 4 people infected with ebola here to the states already.
User avatar #7 - worldatarms (13 hours ago) [-]
'merica
#4 - Thanks 09/16/2014 on Description 0
#17 - That's one of Project Pat's album covers, the guy who wrote th… 09/15/2014 on Never bring a gun to a... 0
#8 - That seems like a logical enough explanation to this situation… 09/15/2014 on Never bring a gun to a... +1
#6 - If they wanted the money bad enough they would have killed the…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Never bring a gun to a... -4
User avatar #77 - shenro (09/15/2014) [-]
most towns have more than 1 store, if the cashier wasnt gonna give in then he coulda just went to a different store.
User avatar #19 - psykobear (09/15/2014) [-]
Then they obviously didn't want it that badly, huh?
User avatar #9 - improbablyyourdad (09/15/2014) [-]
and the sky is blue and grass is green.. no shit.
Most of the time its used just for intimidation, that's why most of the time if they do fire it, its into the wall (unless the cashier pulls a gun)

The fuck was your point?
User avatar #53 - broale (09/15/2014) [-]
Unrelated note, is your profile picture Jedi Mind Tricks?
User avatar #202 - improbablyyourdad (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep.
#5 - But having lower body fat makes your dick look and feel bigger 09/15/2014 on thank you science +1
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (16 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Never bring a gun to a... -29
#166 - malleusdeus (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, as a general rule of thumb in self-defense type scenarios. If someone is threatening you with a weapon....they aren't expecting to actually have to use the weapon. If they wanted to kill you.....you probably wouldn't have realized they had a weapon until they attacked. They just want to threaten you, hoping the sight of a weapon makes you compliant. While they may still attack if provoked, they will certainly not be expecting it.
User avatar #12 - severepwner (09/15/2014) [-]
No one ever robbed a bank by threateningly waving their fists.
#17 - mikeoxlong (09/15/2014) [-]
That's one of Project Pat's album covers, the guy who wrote that line I quoted. Kinda irrelevant, its just in one song he talks about people being to scared to shoot someone.
#11 - comradewinter (09/15/2014) [-]
Because most people won't risk their life for a little bit of money.

In truth, you could just walk away from a gunpoint robbery with a high chance of getting away without a scratch, but there is a small risk the robber would actually use it. I certainly wouldn't cross a bridge if I knew there was a 5% chance of it breaking apart. And the odds that you get killed by a gun is likely more.
#7 - kulamia (09/15/2014) [-]
Intimidation. Honestly that's straight what it is. Since it is hard to come by real guns in the UK they use fake guns all the time- as I understand it.
#8 - mikeoxlong (09/15/2014) [-]
That seems like a logical enough explanation to this situation to me. Didn't even think that the gun might be fake.
User avatar #5 - improbablyyourdad (09/15/2014) [-]
They want money, not to take a life.
#93 - rdobet (09/15/2014) [-]
and a lot of owners know that, so that's why they keep a weapon as well.
#20 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
If somebody points a gun at me, they are clearly valuing my life less than what they stand to make from their robbing me. What's wrong with valuing their life exactly the amount they value yours and going full highlander?
#6 - mikeoxlong (09/15/2014) [-]
If they wanted the money bad enough they would have killed the cashier and taken it, which is why a real criminal would have the gun.
User avatar #77 - shenro (09/15/2014) [-]
most towns have more than 1 store, if the cashier wasnt gonna give in then he coulda just went to a different store.
User avatar #19 - psykobear (09/15/2014) [-]
Then they obviously didn't want it that badly, huh?
User avatar #9 - improbablyyourdad (09/15/2014) [-]
and the sky is blue and grass is green.. no shit.
Most of the time its used just for intimidation, that's why most of the time if they do fire it, its into the wall (unless the cashier pulls a gun)

The fuck was your point?
User avatar #53 - broale (09/15/2014) [-]
Unrelated note, is your profile picture Jedi Mind Tricks?
User avatar #202 - improbablyyourdad (09/16/2014) [-]
Yep.
#4 - kingmadness (09/15/2014) [-]
intimidation mostly, i would assume
#80 - Not always true man this kid at my gym carries around little p… 09/13/2014 on Not so tough 0
#38 - lmao 09/10/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +5
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