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    is your brain working? is your brain working?
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#44 - as fucking impossible as it seems, he lived. Now he works with… 18 minutes ago on Slip and slide 0
#129 - while everyone is yelling at each other about religion, i'm ju…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on this is what athiests... +12
#134 - thebeatlesfan (19 hours ago) [-]
His name's Dylfunkle Pickles Sparkes. Duh
#138 - emperorervinmar (19 hours ago) [-]
This borders on relevant.
#20 - well, I feel certain he eats plenty of meat. 06/18/2013 on 1 0
#11 - well...20/20 is perfect, 20/15 is better than perfect, 20/5 is…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on k +2
User avatar #12 - prodigee (06/16/2013) [-]
doc explained it to me once. its like you can see 20ft away what others can see 60ft away. i just didnt know which was which. thanks tho. have a thumb.
#9 - Dont give a damn about how significant I am, my eyesight is st…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/16/2013 on k +12
User avatar #54 - shabbarbie (06/17/2013) [-]
20/0 because fuck you that's why
User avatar #45 - skulldan (06/17/2013) [-]
you dont change the right one! YOU CHANGE THE LEFT ONE. YOU CAN HAVE 1 - 20 VISION, OUT OF 20
User avatar #30 - dolandickbutt (06/16/2013) [-]
My vision in my left eye is 20/400, I cant see anything without my glasses
#15 - satrenkotheone (06/16/2013) [-]
I have special eyes!

No really, I do have special eyes and bad eyesight.
User avatar #10 - prodigee (06/16/2013) [-]
...is that good or bad?
User avatar #11 - mikemeiers (06/16/2013) [-]
well...20/20 is perfect, 20/15 is better than perfect, 20/5 is like an eagle. Im just basically a bat.
User avatar #12 - prodigee (06/16/2013) [-]
doc explained it to me once. its like you can see 20ft away what others can see 60ft away. i just didnt know which was which. thanks tho. have a thumb.
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#424 - CollinTB (05/22/2013) [-]
This is a doodle summarizing my experience with Metro.
User avatar #425 to #424 - mikemeiers (05/23/2013) [-]
...well, its accurate
User avatar #422 to #419 - mikemeiers (04/05/2013) [-]
cuz i need to know the real song
#423 to #422 - mikemeiers (04/05/2013) [-]
nevermind i found its glory
also RIP to the thresher submarine 50 years ago. The reactor shorted out and it slowly sunk to 8,500ft and then imploded with 140ish people on bored.
User avatar #421 to #419 - mikemeiers (04/05/2013) [-]
what is it even..besides glorious
#396 - CollinTB (04/03/2013) [-]
I guess we've hit the maximum reply limit or some such fuck, but no I didn't because he means nothing to me. I'm just reporting it.
#397 to #396 - mikemeiers (04/03/2013) [-]
i might need bioshock infinite
i might need bioshock infinite
#398 to #397 - CollinTB (04/03/2013) [-]
It was pretty great.
It was pretty great.
#399 to #398 - mikemeiers (04/03/2013) [-]
you finished it already
you finished it already
#400 to #399 - CollinTB (04/03/2013) [-]
Took me a good 5 days because I was doing my best to take my time. Skaren rampaged through that shit and beat it in like 6 hours.
Took me a good 5 days because I was doing my best to take my time. Skaren rampaged through that shit and beat it in like 6 hours.
#401 to #400 - mikemeiers (04/03/2013) [-]
should i play 1-2 first? and how the fuck did skaren do that.
should i play 1-2 first? and how the fuck did skaren do that.
#402 to #401 - CollinTB (04/03/2013) [-]
Bioshock is a classic, one of the best games of our time.    
Bioshock 2 is worth playing, but you wouldn't miss much by skipping it. The environment and mechanics are almost the same as Bioshock.    
However, Bioshock Infinite is a whole different thing and the other 2 games have almost nothing to do with it. I suggest you pick up the first game for a few bucks or however much it costs, play through it, and then get Infinite.
Bioshock is a classic, one of the best games of our time.
Bioshock 2 is worth playing, but you wouldn't miss much by skipping it. The environment and mechanics are almost the same as Bioshock.
However, Bioshock Infinite is a whole different thing and the other 2 games have almost nothing to do with it. I suggest you pick up the first game for a few bucks or however much it costs, play through it, and then get Infinite.
#404 to #402 - mikemeiers (04/03/2013) [-]
why do you have so much dead space issac
why do you have so much dead space issac
#405 to #403 - CollinTB (04/03/2013) [-]
This is coming from the one who just dumped an entire collection of GIFs of ponies licking one another's tongues.
This is coming from the one who just dumped an entire collection of GIFs of ponies licking one another's tongues.
#407 to #406 - CollinTB (04/03/2013) [-]
So you disgust me.
#410 to #409 - mikemeiers (04/03/2013) [-]
dat face
#411 to #410 - CollinTB (04/03/2013) [-]
I wanna be Isaac when I grow up.
I wanna be Isaac when I grow up.
#414 to #411 - mikemeiers (04/03/2013) [-]
cuz you need to draw it
User avatar #413 to #411 - mikemeiers (04/03/2013) [-]
have you seen the godfather
User avatar #415 to #412 - CollinTB (04/04/2013) [-]
I have not and I will not.
User avatar #418 to #415 - mikemeiers (04/04/2013) [-]
not to mention its the mafia, which you love. Also some of the most depressing string of events in any movie
#417 to #415 - mikemeiers (04/04/2013) [-]
its basically what people compare movies to.
User avatar #393 - thatslovesimgod (03/17/2013) [-]
Want gems
User avatar #395 to #393 - mikemeiers (03/18/2013) [-]
id prefer corrupt souls
#382 - CollinTB (03/06/2013) [-]
12/28/12 doodle is done late at night
#383 to #382 - CollinTB (03/06/2013) [-]
2/5/13 other doodle is done inspired by lighting of first doodle
#384 to #383 - CollinTB (03/06/2013) [-]
3/5/13 doodle in converted into less shitty doodle, likely to be redone again in another month
User avatar #390 to #384 - mikemeiers (03/11/2013) [-]
i think youve regressed in proportions..the iris on the right is bigger than the one on the left
User avatar #391 to #390 - CollinTB (03/11/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised, I spent all of 6 seconds on the eyes. Usually I copy and paste one to the other, but that takes, like, over 6 seconds.
User avatar #385 to #384 - mikemeiers (03/06/2013) [-]
long neck is long
the one directly below this comment is perfect proportion wise
User avatar #386 to #385 - CollinTB (03/06/2013) [-]
Shitfuck I don't see it but you're not the first person to bring up the neck so i'm clearly dicking it up
User avatar #387 to #386 - mikemeiers (03/06/2013) [-]
its just too long. like if you were to move the body up and bring the shoulders up itd look good. right now it looks like spencer ketting form lms
#375 - CollinTB (02/17/2013) [-]
Boredboredboredboredboredbored
#376 to #375 - mikemeiers (02/17/2013) [-]
them shadows is confuzzleing
#379 to #376 - CollinTB (02/17/2013) [-]
I didn't plan on coloring it so when I did I half ignored the existence of shadows because i'm a lazy fuck
I didn't plan on coloring it so when I did I half ignored the existence of shadows because i'm a lazy fuck
#371 - CollinTB (01/20/2013) [-]
Shit I never noticed but this girl on Game of Thrones is the most attractive human being I have ever seen.
#378 to #371 - mikemeiers (02/17/2013) [-]
ehhh no
#380 to #378 - CollinTB (02/17/2013) [-]
You're wrong because reasons.
User avatar #381 to #380 - mikemeiers (02/17/2013) [-]
seriously.....her
#367 - CollinTB (01/20/2013) [-]
This+Commander Shepard and Sherlock done the same way, and maybe a 5th person if I think of one.
User avatar #369 to #367 - mikemeiers (01/20/2013) [-]
or 117
User avatar #368 to #367 - mikemeiers (01/20/2013) [-]
add uma therman
#370 to #368 - CollinTB (01/20/2013) [-]
Changes to Isaac to match The Doctor better, plain outlines looked wrong. Done for the night.
#372 to #370 - CollinTB (01/20/2013) [-]
yolo swag
User avatar #373 to #372 - mikemeiers (01/20/2013) [-]
boner activated
#365 to #364 - mikemeiers (01/12/2013) [-]
how about no
#366 to #365 - CollinTB (01/12/2013) [-]
That there is some weird hentai.
That there is some weird hentai.
#361 - CollinTB (01/07/2013) [-]
His name was King   
He had a horse   
Along the country side,   
I saw him ride
His name was King
He had a horse
Along the country side,
I saw him ride
#355 - CollinTB (12/16/2012) [-]
My Dead Space obsession is as much of a mystery to me as it is to you.

Warning: Bigass picture
User avatar #356 to #355 - mikemeiers (12/16/2012) [-]
you gotta finish that really detailed Isaac drawing
#357 to #356 - CollinTB (12/16/2012) [-]
but there are so many liiinnnessss
#358 to #357 - mikemeiers (12/16/2012) [-]
think of the glory
#359 to #358 - CollinTB (12/16/2012) [-]
First order of business is food and water because I haven't stood since I started doodling.
#360 to #359 - mikemeiers (12/16/2012) [-]
food and water are for the weak
#353 - CollinTB (11/16/2012) [-]
I like grayscale. It's cool.
#349 - CollinTB (11/03/2012) [-]
Coloring's hard, yo.
User avatar #350 to #349 - mikemeiers (11/03/2012) [-]
why do you draw yourself older
#351 to #350 - CollinTB (11/03/2012) [-]
I draw my reflection in the mirror.
I draw my reflection in the mirror.
User avatar #352 to #351 - mikemeiers (11/03/2012) [-]
butbutbutbutbut youre chin and facial features look different
#346 - CollinTB (10/28/2012) [-]
Obama molests nuns.
User avatar #347 to #346 - mikemeiers (10/28/2012) [-]
ok....mines better
#340 - CollinTB (10/13/2012) [-]
"LIKE I GIVE A FUCK"
User avatar #341 to #340 - mikemeiers (10/14/2012) [-]
did......did you draw that?
User avatar #342 to #341 - CollinTB (10/14/2012) [-]
Hell naw, i'm not that legendary. It's from an artist I like.

doubleleaf.deviantart.com/gallery/
User avatar #344 to #342 - mikemeiers (10/14/2012) [-]
what the fuck is with him and yogurt
User avatar #345 to #344 - CollinTB (10/14/2012) [-]
He's a she and I guess she likes drawing guys eating yogurt provocatively.
User avatar #343 to #342 - CollinTB (10/14/2012) [-]
I wish I was as godly as Doubleleaf though.
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