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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/23/2011
Last Login:9/17/2012
Location:Maine
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 25720 total,  31152 ,  5432
Comment Thumbs: 191 total,  1219 ,  1410
Content Level Progress: 71.9% (719/1000)
Level 225 Content: Mind Blower → Level 226 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level -220 Comment: developing wizard powers → Level -219 Comment: developing wizard powers
Subscribers:221
Content Views:218745
Times Content Favorited:1817 times
Total Comments Made:297
FJ Points:25564
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Live in England. Try to make comics.

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    The old man The old man
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    The title. The title.
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    Uploaded: 08/20/11
    Why I hate choosing partners. Why I hate choosing partners.
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    Uploaded: 07/01/11
    Bear Grylls is a thirsty guy. Bear Grylls is a thirsty guy.
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    Uploaded: 04/28/11
    Funnyjunk is a drug Funnyjunk is a drug
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    Uploaded: 01/12/12
    Ear wax Ear wax
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#110 - Picture 02/26/2012 on feels and feels +3
#349 - Picture 02/25/2012 on Amazing 0
#178 - > Calls Americans stupid > Forgets they're not logge… 02/24/2012 on Amazing Obama +4
#219 - Thought it was cool then the gay cuddle whoring began. 02/20/2012 on Rap culture +1
#543 - Picture 02/16/2012 on Warning: feels +2
#355 - I post a 100% original Idea , get 10 toenail clipping s. Post…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2012 on The old man 0
#367 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
Dude, odds are that your original idea sucked. That's the case with most "my oc only got 10 toenail clippings" situations.
User avatar #366 - bakonforall (02/15/2012) [-]
original content is not necessarily original ideas, and this shit gives the FJ community something better than half-hearted laughs. it gives us hope for humanity. so why dont you go find a heartwarming tale (it could be bullshit if it's believable) and post it. try to post it between 9 and 2 because that's the window where people will either be arriving at the lower pages or moving to newest uploads.
#334 - Its a story. 02/15/2012 on The old man -1
#281 - I didnt lie?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2012 on The old man -3
User avatar #282 - wynterdust (02/15/2012) [-]
"So today I was in Hallmark buying a birthday card for my mum when I noticed this old man."
Okay then.
User avatar #334 - mightymortician (02/15/2012) [-]
Its a story.
#88 - Picture 02/14/2012 on The old man 0
#9 - Picture 02/14/2012 on The old man +5
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#27 - anonymous (11/21/2011) [-]
o0o
User avatar #24 - connorelwood (11/21/2011) [-]
your comics are complete **** stop posting them
User avatar #23 - LemonNADE (11/21/2011) [-]
You suck so ******* hard at making comics.
Seriously, there is no punchline..there's nothing interesting at all in any of your zombie posts.

All you ******* did was talk to a girl for four panels, go to walmart, get two bags of **** , than talk to a 'hunter' for another two panels.

Just stop.
#22 - imthepunkkid (11/20/2011) [-]
I hope someone ***** you in the ass with lemony razorblades, your **** is not funny, it is like 2 words long and then you say **** like 8347902840923849 thumbs for part 2
#21 - anonymous (11/20/2011) [-]
Go choke on a ********** you ****** whore.
User avatar #15 - cmcghie (11/20/2011) [-]
Hey man hope the haters aren't bugging you to much. Now that you have a following and a good number of thumbs, you should be fine. No need to ask for +75 anymore, that will just make FJ rage harder for whatever reason. Have a nice day
User avatar #17 to #15 - extremistavenger (11/20/2011) [-]
You really want a reason, are you serious? (Don't answer that question, retard)
1.) The content IS NOT FUNNY OR ENTERTAINING, it's some lame ass zombie story spliced out into too many damn parts all of which are boring, dull, and poorly written.
2.)Once a thumbwhore, always a thumbwhore.
3.)Nothing exciting happens, at all...
part 1 - wake up
part 2 - shoot a zombie
part 3 - get food....and that's about it, some sloppy, lazy zombie story in rage form.
User avatar #14 - jooby (11/20/2011) [-]
Please stop you're thumbwhoring you f@g. None of you're content is funny.
User avatar #12 - ThatAnnoyingKid (11/20/2011) [-]
please go **** yourself
User avatar #13 to #12 - mightymortician (11/20/2011) [-]
You're right. You are an annoying kid.
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User avatar #9 - popebenedict (11/20/2011) [-]
thumbwhoring cunt
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User avatar #4 - trentrentz (04/28/2011) [-]
bro i like your post :) mind thumbing this up for me?

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2042347/Spidey/
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User avatar #1 - sirbonzaiatak (04/19/2011) [-]
hey dude i liked your post. mind checking these two out? possibly a thumb up if it is good

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1998775/Chinese+Restaurant+Fail/

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1998816/reposters/
User avatar #2 to #1 - mightymortician (04/19/2011) [-]
I liked your second one. Gave it a thumb. Nice stuff. You checked out all of my stuff?
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