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    Hell Yes Hell Yes
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    Cat on Cat Crime Cat on Cat Crime
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#52 - Picture 09/19/2012 on The World is Your Oyster +3
#221 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Japanese prank +20
#236 - RequieminMortis (09/18/2012) [-]
Here, use this.
#364 - whatamidoingwithme (09/18/2012) [-]
He doesn't say boy.
#692 - RequieminMortis (09/19/2012) [-]
The exact line is "Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast."
#693 - whatamidoingwithme (09/19/2012) [-]
I was talking about the gif. Not the scene.
User avatar #694 - RequieminMortis (09/19/2012) [-]
I don't see how it matters, since the gif still gets the point across.
#231 - hyeroshi (09/18/2012) [-]
So did I.
#798 - Picture 09/11/2012 on an inconvenient truth +1
#34 - Who's out there filming this? 0_0  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2012 on Mankind is Magnificent +217
User avatar #133 - tonyspinners (09/11/2012) [-]
Hellen Keller
#83 - mr skeltal (09/11/2012) [-]
A camera attached to the spaceship.

This is not a theory.
#66 - somedonkus (09/11/2012) [-]
Zim is.
#131 - mr skeltal (09/11/2012) [-]
we just have to find the butt of the planet before he does.
#1288 - ....I wish  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on Stuck in a game... 0
#1292 - woofman (07/30/2012) [-]
same bro, same
#624 - Lets not forget about their women 07/27/2012 on Reason To Fear Canada +5
#91 - They're all black....interesting 07/23/2012 on No brains 0
#1518 - Its from spongebob, the episode with the krusty krap pizza.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on It's a Rock. +1
#1474 - itsarock (05/18/2014) [-]
#9 - Its a shame more people can't spare 15 minutes of their time f… 06/30/2012 on Science Saved My Soul 0
#123 - Scrumbag Photographer Sees soldiers dying alone in ne…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Oh the feels +24
User avatar #262 - schwarzenschwanz (06/12/2012) [-]
ya b/c hes just gunna run out there and get shot too... fucking idiot. reporters are paid to take pictures like this to get these stories out to the people.. goddam you are an idiot!!!
User avatar #177 - commontroll (06/12/2012) [-]
Most cameras that people on the field have, have incredible zoom, so seeing how they weren't being shot at, they were probably too far to help.
User avatar #135 - RodasAPC (06/12/2012) [-]
If he went in there he would have got shot, died. Never released the photo, and you wouldn't be called a scumbag.

InterestingJunk.
#131 - VVhat (06/12/2012) [-]
Scrumbag made me lol.
User avatar #127 - cullenatorguy (06/11/2012) [-]
They were obviously under heavy fire, the guy couldn't run out there. I'm sure the photographer was
A. not in the military and just a journalist
B. Had a commanding officer not letting him go out to help
#139 - jrondeau (06/12/2012) [-]
Good point. But have you ever seen one of those pictures where there's something about to happen that could be harmful to an innocent person in the picture? I always wonder why the only thought that comes to the photographer's mind in that instant that they could be saving someone is "I could profit from this." Even in a picture like this one where it would have been advisable to stay behind cover I feel it's very disrespectful towards these men that the journalist is profiting from images of their deaths.

<--pic related
#152 - mr skeltal (06/12/2012) [-]
I can relate. I was in Arizona for summer last year and my family and I were hiking. Since my stepmother is a photographer, she obviously brought her camera to take pictures of...the dirt...cacti...and dead deer (no, really). So while we were hiking, I somehow managed to get my foot attached to DEADLY MINI-CACTI (TM) and, since I was wearing flip-flops because they were the only shoes I brought, it hurt. Alot. So, my dad comes to my rescue but my stepmother shouts "WAIT." and starts taking a picture of my bleeding foot. She takes about 5 pictures while I am glaring at her. When, AND ONLY WHEN, she was done taking pictures of my pain could I be free of the DEADLY MINI-CACTI (TM).


tl;dr I can relate.
User avatar #180 - BallTripper (06/12/2012) [-]
I live in Arizona and you wore flip-flops while hiking??


Are you trying to fcking kill yourself??
User avatar #148 - cullenatorguy (06/12/2012) [-]
In most situations, like this one, if the person interferes both the person they are trying to save and they themselves will die. Either that or the person has orders or rules that they can't interfere. If it was just some soldier sitting there with a camera then I could see calling him a scumbag, but I'm sure it wasn't. You can't judge a photographer based on the photo. We have no idea what the circumstances were in which this photo was taken.
User avatar #151 - jrondeau (06/12/2012) [-]
True, but I still have issues with the fact that there are journalists who decide to go to war zones simply to take pictures. I believe that if you go to such a dangerous area, it should be as a member of the armed forces helping to fight the enemy. I think that people who go to these areas simply to take pictures to further their career deserve no place in journalism.
User avatar #159 - cullenatorguy (06/12/2012) [-]
There are jobs for everyone. Men who are journalists most likely do not have what it takes to be a soldier. Someone has to document what happens. These people are being paid to take pictures. I'm sure 100% of them don't want to take pictures of death, but when you don't have a weapon of your own or any body armor, it gets hard to pitch in. They're there to take pictures of life over there, and if that includes death then so be it. This journalist (if he/she even is one) did what any person in their situation would do.
User avatar #165 - jrondeau (06/12/2012) [-]
Fair point sir, I had never seen it that way.
User avatar #136 - zanosa (06/12/2012) [-]
C. (And the most likely yet sad truth) It was a person involved in the shooting of the soldier. How do you think these pictures get out onto the internet?
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User avatar #13 - wolverinebamf (03/21/2012) [-]
haha nice job with that .gif, it was funny. See you in 13 months.
#12 - walkingdisaster (03/21/2012) [-]
You lucky bastard
You lucky bastard
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wut.
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Holy 						****					, what's going on?
Holy **** , what's going on?
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Oh **** not again.
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That sucks, but I won't lose much, I've been pretty unproductive for the last few months, other than talk to friends.
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So it's kind of bitter sweet for you. You lose thumbs but go back to number 2.
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