the ruler of nan

ordered comics got gun
the gun guy and comic guy went to fedex at same time fedex somehow switched lables i got a gun
called fedex they transfered me around for a hour or 2 then basically said good luck
called cops they told me they dont care
called fbi because it was shipped over state lines and i dont have the proper license to recieve guns from out of state they said they would call me back but never did
called atf because hey its in the name they hung up on me after yelling at me for prank calling them
so i called the news and they cut out most of the interview saying i was upset about getting the gun when in reality i was upset that absolutely nobody wanted to help me out in this situation but the local paper did my story how i told it and embarrassed the whole police force to the point where people where reprimanded
sheriff calls next day after paper is out tracks down the guy who was getting the gun i got my comics back
had to shave my hair and stash off because people noticed i looked like badger from breaking bad and people i did not even know called me badger around town
got shit loads of messages from people claiming i was a piece of shit and that i was part of a government conspiracy to get guns taken away.
and people ask me why i did not keep it
it was a 10k gun with another 10k of custom work done to it and i would report that shit if i lost it. and i dont think a cop 10 years from now would believe me if i said OFFICER I SWEAR I GOT IT IN THE MAIL ONE DAY so anyway the gun belonged to some millionaire and i chatted with him for a bit over the phone

christ. that shits crazy

Good one
you sap ass turd burglar.

aight

sort of

huh. nice. if you ever come to the uk and want a gig or something hit me up

aight