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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PC, Wii, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Saints row 3, CoD, Fallout, LoL
X-box Gamertag: midgetmayhem24
Interests: SCIENCE!!! and cupcakes
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:5/28/2014
Location:Akron OH
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#11 - I am sure alabama is Just fine dude. Except for the hurricanes…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on Oh.. my.. god.. 0
User avatar #35 - hyeroshi (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm from Mobile and I can vouch for that. My family is nuts.
#10 - Comment deleted 11/18/2013 on Oh.. my.. god.. 0
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Oh.. my.. god.. 0
#12 - vikinginabox (11/18/2013) [-]
Other things about this state I hate

-If you go to rural area, have fun trying to understand ANYONE
-Camo outfits everywhere
-Bass Pro Shop = redneck cathedral
-Person I work with got offended when I started a joke with "So three hillbillies..."
-Fortunately I live in a half decent town, but every town surrounding mine has zero places of interest
-trucks, trucks, FUCKING TRUCKS EVERYWHERE
-roll tide bumper stickers, not to mention ENTIRE BLOODY STORES dedicated to the Alabama football team
-The myth that there are more churches than schools is 100% true, I promise you
-Hardcore Christians are a common sight
-I get socially isolated if I mention if I'm atheist
-People flip shit if I say "pop" instead of "soda" (This is 100% true, happens EVERY DAY at work)
-Football is new religion to be worshiped by everyone

Trust me when I say Alabama is awful
#29 - demicus (11/18/2013) [-]
I feel you. Idaho is much the same way, though to be fair half the churches here are built to hold maybe fifty people, while the smallest school in town has about 400 students, so its a bit skewed.

No battles on Soda vs. Pop though. Did get called a "Communist" for playing video games though, that was a little strange.
#1 - well he certainly taught them a lesson. 11/18/2013 on Juice : $0.50 +6
#6 - so what is a babydoll? I am assuming it is a doll that looks l…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on MF'er +1
User avatar #9 - coookiecrisp (11/18/2013) [-]
It's a negligee....
#2 - Dude, I added this in 2010. How many hours have you spent on t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! 0
User avatar #3 - supersonicman (11/18/2013) [-]
XD I actually just looked up Orcs and that's how I got to this.
#6 - I live in Ohio and I would appreciate it if you would stop moc…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Oh.. my.. god.. +5
User avatar #31 - demicus (11/18/2013) [-]
My state and yours get mixed up so often, I think it should be our state motto: "Idaho. We're not Ohio or Iowa."
User avatar #33 - lukewarmpigeon (11/18/2013) [-]
who the fuck mixes ohio iowa and idaho? they aren't even close to eachother
User avatar #36 - demicus (11/18/2013) [-]
You underestimate the potential for stupidity among us humans. >_<
User avatar #15 - reginleif (11/18/2013) [-]
I rue the day I become so poor I'll have to move to Ohio.

But until then, CALIFORNIA KNOWS HOW TO PARTY!



^^ California Love by Tupac
User avatar #14 - emopandaxox (11/18/2013) [-]
Right if it isn't ideas on how to get the fuck out of ohio you don't even bring it up IN ohio!
#13 - fisheaglee (11/18/2013) [-]
Try living in mississippi
inb4 sexual relationships with your cousin reaction resopnse posts
User avatar #7 - vikinginabox (11/18/2013) [-]
You have no idea how well you have it up there, Ohioan for around 10 years before we moved down to Alabama for 3 years. Let me sum it up for you

ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!! RAAHHLLL FUUUGGKKKGGING TIIIIiiiiIIIiiiiIIIiiiIIIDDDDddEEE!!!!!

I.fucking.hate.alabama
User avatar #11 - midgetmayhem (11/18/2013) [-]
I am sure alabama is Just fine dude. Except for the hurricanes, and the rednecks, alligators, more rednecks, and pretty much all of Mobile.
User avatar #35 - hyeroshi (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm from Mobile and I can vouch for that. My family is nuts.
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#12 - vikinginabox (11/18/2013) [-]
Other things about this state I hate

-If you go to rural area, have fun trying to understand ANYONE
-Camo outfits everywhere
-Bass Pro Shop = redneck cathedral
-Person I work with got offended when I started a joke with "So three hillbillies..."
-Fortunately I live in a half decent town, but every town surrounding mine has zero places of interest
-trucks, trucks, FUCKING TRUCKS EVERYWHERE
-roll tide bumper stickers, not to mention ENTIRE BLOODY STORES dedicated to the Alabama football team
-The myth that there are more churches than schools is 100% true, I promise you
-Hardcore Christians are a common sight
-I get socially isolated if I mention if I'm atheist
-People flip shit if I say "pop" instead of "soda" (This is 100% true, happens EVERY DAY at work)
-Football is new religion to be worshiped by everyone

Trust me when I say Alabama is awful
#29 - demicus (11/18/2013) [-]
I feel you. Idaho is much the same way, though to be fair half the churches here are built to hold maybe fifty people, while the smallest school in town has about 400 students, so its a bit skewed.

No battles on Soda vs. Pop though. Did get called a "Communist" for playing video games though, that was a little strange.
User avatar #8 - roll (11/18/2013) [-]
#58 - Terror of the disco sock puppets.... As if I didn't have enoug… 11/10/2013 on Monster Movie 0
#4 - Actually some scientists believe that people believe in religi… 11/07/2013 on Best Defense Ever 0
#78 - This is just a question but wouldn't it die? I thought snakes …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Mother Fucking Ball Python +1
User avatar #114 - cormy (10/29/2013) [-]
Could be a water snake but Iunno, you'll have to call upon the power of...
snakefire.
#115 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
HI! No, ball pythons aren't aquatic, and they might have a little bit of a more restricted movement without abdominal scales, but not so much they can't move.

Its great for captivity, but in the wild these things would die horribly without scales on their stomach to protect them from the jagged trees.
User avatar #117 - cormy (10/29/2013) [-]
Thank you kindly, that makes perfect sense. Fking thorns everywhere and whatnot...
User avatar #118 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [-]
Exactly.
But the pro's for captive scaleless balls is that they would not have to shed and therefor not have shedding complications, they would be almost immune to snake mites, and if they did get snake mites, it would take one treatment to get rid of them instead of fucking ten because the mites have no scales to hide under.
There's also the fact that they won't feel like cold steel when you put them around your neck in the middle of the night.

The only real con I could see for captive breeding is that it would be harder to regulate their body temperature, which if you live in a warm climate like I do, thats not really even a problem.
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#1 - SonicTeam (04/12/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED   
Thanks for the add MidgetMayhem.   
You were super tight.
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED
Thanks for the add MidgetMayhem.
You were super tight.
#2 to #2 - SonicTeam (04/12/2012) [-]
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