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#19 - No. I adore that man, the second he seen her fall he didn't fr…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Man pushes woman on subway... +61
User avatar #74 - itrinx (04/06/2013) [-]
Seriously i found his way to run funny and i'm getting hate for this ?
Gotta love dat community.
User avatar #83 - mfwfapfapfap (04/07/2013) [-]
I never meant for you to get hate when I commented I was hoping for a nice little discussion on it, not that you'd be red thumbed to hell! Sorry man, I never even thumbed you down...
#26 - robotekk (04/06/2013) [-]
Actually watch the gif. He was running to help beat up the guy
#35 - peggscott (04/06/2013) [-]
Actully, watch the video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYe2zl1mXIg

He runs to help her up, sees that the other man has that covered and then changes direction to go after the guy who pushed her (who attempts to make a get away)
User avatar #28 - frienderman (04/06/2013) [-]
I think it's actually because he wasn't going to first jump down, then run on the tracks. It would be faster to run on the platform and then hop down.
User avatar #29 - robotekk (04/06/2013) [-]
now yer just makin shit up.
User avatar #30 - frienderman (04/06/2013) [-]
What?

I mean look at your beautiful diagram there

If he took the orange path, he'd have to run for a bit, then awkwardly hop down while still running and land on uneven tracks, then keep running on those uneven tracks to get to the girl.

It'd be faster to run along a smooth path that's actually made for walking on and then hop down to help her up.
#33 - robotekk (04/06/2013) [-]
You have no real proof that's what he's really planning to do.

He's running straight at the 2 guys fighting. DIRECTLY AT THE TWO GUYS FIGHTING. This directly implies he's running to somehow be involved with the fighting.

He COULD be running to randomly turn right and jump down to a spot he has no line of sight on to "save teh damsiel in diztress" (Also a bad assumption: guy against the wall could have been a victim pushing away a demon bitch trying to rob him and threaten his family. You can't just assume.)

He COULD ALSO just be running past them to reach a bathroom that's off camera. This has just as much evidence as your guess.
#73 - theawesomeyoghurt (04/06/2013) [-]
Or YOU could stop being such a SMARTASS (I can capitalize entire words too y'know).
#37 - mfwfapfapfap (04/06/2013) [-]
wtf...I leave for 3 hours and all this happens
#70 - **** off. 04/06/2013 on Super Spooky Fj Facts 0
#41 - Cracked is really good for kick ass soldier stories! just type… 04/05/2013 on First upload +1
#40 - aha nae problem man, enjoy! 04/05/2013 on First upload +1
#38 - http://www(dot) here's the article, it's got a couple kick ass…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2013 on First upload +4
User avatar #39 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
that's where I originally read it!...thankyou you sexy sonbitch for making my day.
User avatar #41 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
Cracked is really good for kick ass soldier stories! just type in "war" "soldier" or "battle" in the search at the top right you'll find some cool shit!
User avatar #40 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
aha nae problem man, enjoy!
#36 - yeah he got recaptured and placed into the PoW camp again and …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/05/2013 on First upload +3
User avatar #37 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
Move over Gary Oldman, I have a new hero.
User avatar #38 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
http://www(dot)cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html here's the article, it's got a couple kick ass stories in it, defo worth a read... or two and it's cracked so it's always an enjoyable read.
User avatar #39 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
that's where I originally read it!...thankyou you sexy sonbitch for making my day.
User avatar #41 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
Cracked is really good for kick ass soldier stories! just type in "war" "soldier" or "battle" in the search at the top right you'll find some cool shit!
User avatar #40 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
aha nae problem man, enjoy!
#34 - "Any officer who enters a battlefield without a sword is …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/05/2013 on First upload +5
User avatar #35 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
Now that's a bad mutherfucker.
User avatar #36 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
yeah he got recaptured and placed into the PoW camp again and walked straight back out! Bad ass mo' fo' he was also quoted saying "Damn yanks ruined everything, if we wanted we coulda kept that war going another good 10 years" or something to that effect.
User avatar #37 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
Move over Gary Oldman, I have a new hero.
User avatar #38 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
http://www(dot)cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html here's the article, it's got a couple kick ass stories in it, defo worth a read... or two and it's cracked so it's always an enjoyable read.
User avatar #39 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
that's where I originally read it!...thankyou you sexy sonbitch for making my day.
User avatar #41 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
Cracked is really good for kick ass soldier stories! just type in "war" "soldier" or "battle" in the search at the top right you'll find some cool shit!
User avatar #40 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
aha nae problem man, enjoy!
#30 - Genre name if you please... 04/05/2013 on First upload 0
#29 - Jack "mad dog" Churchill, read something about him o…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/05/2013 on First upload +6
User avatar #31 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
And people saw bringing a knife to a gun fight is a disadvantage.
User avatar #34 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
"Any officer who enters a battlefield without a sword is improperly dressed" -Jack "Mad Dog" Churchill.
User avatar #35 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
Now that's a bad mutherfucker.
User avatar #36 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
yeah he got recaptured and placed into the PoW camp again and walked straight back out! Bad ass mo' fo' he was also quoted saying "Damn yanks ruined everything, if we wanted we coulda kept that war going another good 10 years" or something to that effect.
User avatar #37 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
Move over Gary Oldman, I have a new hero.
User avatar #38 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
http://www(dot)cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html here's the article, it's got a couple kick ass stories in it, defo worth a read... or two and it's cracked so it's always an enjoyable read.
User avatar #39 - calawesome (04/05/2013) [-]
that's where I originally read it!...thankyou you sexy sonbitch for making my day.
User avatar #41 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
Cracked is really good for kick ass soldier stories! just type in "war" "soldier" or "battle" in the search at the top right you'll find some cool shit!
User avatar #40 - mfwfapfapfap (04/05/2013) [-]
aha nae problem man, enjoy!
#98 - "fireman shinies" xD 04/04/2013 on Fireman kicks suicidal man +1
#4 - Was that you? That was an excellent read! 04/01/2013 on Yes, this pleases me 0
#64 - IN THE SHADOW REALM!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Chemistry +8
#77 - thatguyuknowtheone (04/01/2013) [-]
#84 - Pornstar (teaching, tutoring) something to that effect I believe.. 03/31/2013 on Facebook (Shrek) 0
#25 - Prophet* 03/30/2013 on Don't mind me +41
#9 - Thanks man, couldn't have said it better myself. 03/29/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#4 - Thanks, I wasn't sure if it was blurry because I was high or b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#7 - jellyneau (03/29/2013) [-]
I hate when people say

"HURR DURR I SMOKE THAT MAKES ME CUUL"
#139 - Yeah but the newt looks like Toothless.... 03/26/2013 on Science of the Week! 0
#136 - I'm sorry science is boring for you.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Science of the Week! +5
User avatar #137 - lolzordz (03/26/2013) [-]
usually it isnt..

plus, finding a new species isnt even science really
#165 - anonymous (03/27/2013) [-]
So you're one of those people who say "fuck yeah science" while holding little interest in science that isn't robots and shit.
User avatar #169 - lolzordz (03/27/2013) [-]
im the one who appreciates the knowledge we get from science.
all of the science you see in that post are merely discoveries, they dont give new knowledge, just more knowledge of the same things. - which lets not forget, easily changes when more discoveries are found.
User avatar #139 - mfwfapfapfap (03/26/2013) [-]
Yeah but the newt looks like Toothless....
#134 - Seen it and said "I shall have my Toothless at last." Thumb. 03/26/2013 on Science of the Week! 0
#127 - **** the one about the guy in the bar? ***… 03/24/2013 on Hey Sugah, -1
#98 - We aim to please! .Gif, related...This .gif is always related 03/23/2013 on Puberty Fail 0
#103 - You carry the wisdom of a man twice your age with a glorious beard.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on The weapon against an itchy... +1
#105 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
That man would then be 30.
#100 - The rightful balance of the Universe has returned...  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2013 on The weapon against an itchy... 0
#102 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
#103 - mfwfapfapfap (03/22/2013) [-]
You carry the wisdom of a man twice your age with a glorious beard.
#105 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
That man would then be 30.
#98 - I haven't the foggiest idea, Good sir, it appears some-one is …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2013 on The weapon against an itchy... +1
User avatar #99 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
That has been reverted.
User avatar #100 - mfwfapfapfap (03/22/2013) [-]
The rightful balance of the Universe has returned...
#102 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
#103 - mfwfapfapfap (03/22/2013) [-]
You carry the wisdom of a man twice your age with a glorious beard.
#105 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
That man would then be 30.
#95 - He's such a baller, I must confess I do not own a copy of Art …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2013 on The weapon against an itchy... 0
User avatar #96 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
Dan, now I have to watch that episode of Deadliest Warrior again. btw when is the next season?
User avatar #98 - mfwfapfapfap (03/22/2013) [-]
I haven't the foggiest idea, Good sir, it appears some-one is red thumbing us...
User avatar #99 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
That has been reverted.
User avatar #100 - mfwfapfapfap (03/22/2013) [-]
The rightful balance of the Universe has returned...
#102 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
#103 - mfwfapfapfap (03/22/2013) [-]
You carry the wisdom of a man twice your age with a glorious beard.
#105 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
That man would then be 30.
User avatar #97 - threedogification (03/22/2013) [-]
Damn*

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User avatar #7 to #6 - mfwfapfapfap (08/13/2013) [-]
....I don't know whether to kill you or Pond.
User avatar #1 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!
User avatar #2 to #1 - mfwfapfapfap (08/12/2012) [-]
Thanks man! I just thought you'd appreciate the birthday message regardless of the time difference, how long 'til your birthday then?
User avatar #3 to #2 - haaaxderp (08/12/2012) [-]
almost 5 hours...
User avatar #4 to #3 - mfwfapfapfap (08/13/2012) [-]
happy birthday dude! :L sorry for not saying it sooner been sleeping :L
User avatar #5 to #4 - haaaxderp (08/13/2012) [-]
Thanks, happy birthday to you too! I'm having a barbecue with like 8 of my friends over at my house in 3 hours.
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