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Date Signed Up:4/29/2011
Last Login:4/18/2014
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#5 - Thay made a comercial joke out of RE series, games and movie..… 04/16/2014 on kung glass +5
#4 - Picture 04/14/2014 on (untitled) +1
#1 - I don't get it...  [+] (9 new replies) 04/13/2014 on why not +19
#6 - foxwhiskers (04/14/2014) [-]
Neither does he.
User avatar #3 - godtherapist (04/13/2014) [-]
a pearl necklace is when a man cums on a womans breasts.
#10 - zyvac (04/14/2014) [-]
Actually it's when he tit fucks her and cums on her neck and it drips around on both sides, looking like a pearl necklace.
User avatar #11 - godtherapist (04/14/2014) [-]
Tit fucking is not required.
User avatar #12 - zyvac (04/14/2014) [-]
Fair enough, just the most common practice in my opinion.
#4 - jakoblchaffin (04/14/2014) [-]
Thank-you for clarifying that.
#8 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
I was thinking of anal beads.
No ragrets.
#13 - jakoblchaffin (04/14/2014) [-]
Yeah,that's what I thought too.
User avatar #2 - mightypoggers (04/13/2014) [-]
I believe it is a sexual joke.
#5 - Call the Great Explaining Ones 04/13/2014 on 99 kebabs 0
#134 - maybe there are diferent tastes, but also there are some facts… 04/12/2014 on Oh Music -5
#17 - Do you know his name?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on The third face 0
User avatar #18 - finblob (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm yolking.
#2 - peasant 03/23/2014 on Life 0
#116 - nationality?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Bar 0
User avatar #195 - schnizel (03/22/2014) [-]
Bosnian.
#3 - Where are you from exactly?  [+] (9 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Bar +1
User avatar #6 - schnizel (03/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, Bosnia.
User avatar #116 - mezmerizer (03/21/2014) [-]
nationality?
User avatar #195 - schnizel (03/22/2014) [-]
Bosnian.
#90 - stenchschleifs (03/21/2014) [-]
Isn't Bosnia filled with jews(race)?
big nose, brown eyes, slightly darker skin,etc.
Aren't you perhaps one?
User avatar #196 - schnizel (03/22/2014) [-]
Hell no.
User avatar #198 - stenchschleifs (03/22/2014) [-]
Weird, got shit loads of bosnian jews here.
#199 - schnizel (03/22/2014) [-]
Time to eRaddacate
User avatar #124 - therichie (03/22/2014) [-]
> schnizel
>jew

pick one
#4 - jonnyfrosty (03/21/2014) [-]
Hes from Bosnia
#152 - isnt sadam there? 03/19/2014 on ALIENS 0
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User avatar #2 - mezmerizer (09/14/2011) [-]
yeah, I love them.
User avatar #1 - enlil (09/14/2011) [-]
Hey Mezmerizer, your nickname reminds me of something... Are you into System Of A Down?
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