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mexicoman

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, gamecube, wii
Video Games Played: halo 4, gta 5, fallout nv
X-box Gamertag: mexicoman101
Interests: comedy, poetry, pornography, hats, drugs, politics, philosophy, sitcoms
Date Signed Up:12/11/2010
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:Washington
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Content Ranking:#4144
Comment Ranking:#29965
Highest Content Rank:#4155
Highest Comment Rank:#8067
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Content Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:146101
Times Content Favorited:111 times
Total Comments Made:693
FJ Points:3252
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Im a decent guy, a good one when you really get to know me. I like to eat culture and shit out all of the mediocre soul dead mental scarring I recieve in the form of, writing, or performing humor conceived in and filtered through my own prejudices.I also love the shit out of the Metal Gear Solid Franchise and free stuff.

latest user's comments

#234 - I would pick Skyrim any day, no radiation and magical powers? … 03/03/2014 on Would you rather. 0
#7 - You beat me to it, but im not backing down. Guys I th… 02/14/2014 on There are two kinds of people 0
#6 - I like the brutal honesty of the chick on the right, I think t… 02/14/2014 on There are two kinds of people +5
#364 - This is literally the only concrete motivation I have to get b… 02/09/2014 on stay in school 0
#48 - That's pretty rad, he got my state of Washington right on. 02/07/2014 on Germany attempts America 0
#149 - Comments on porn videos mostly look like they were thought out… 02/05/2014 on Please? +2
#435 - No, I made that internet alias when I was twelve years old bec…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on I'm sorry, did I rape you... +3
User avatar #437 - lavitts (01/29/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with that bro.
#369 - Some people feel insecure when they aren't in a group that com… 01/28/2014 on I'm sorry, did I rape you... 0
#357 - Pride in something that was a genetic accident to begin with i…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/28/2014 on I'm sorry, did I rape you... +3
User avatar #592 - baesdgod (01/29/2014) [-]
Of course nobody would say "I'm proud to be 5'11". Even girls are that tall. Manlet. I, however, am proud to be 6'4". And seriously, height isn't all genetics either. If you're not eating enough, if you die etc., you won't reach that height. And if you do hormones, you may reach further than your "genetical limit". It's fucking stupid to use height as an argument, imo. "I'm proud to be strong". "Well, hurr, even tho you lift 3 hours a day, genetics play a role, so you're not allowed to be proud." You see what I'm getting at?
User avatar #412 - lavitts (01/28/2014) [-]
But your username denotes national pride in Mexico.
Or are you just referring to your country as an observation?
User avatar #435 - mexicoman (01/29/2014) [-]
No, I made that internet alias when I was twelve years old because I had a thing for porn with latina chicks in it.
User avatar #437 - lavitts (01/29/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with that bro.
User avatar #434 - rockamekishiko (01/29/2014) [-]
how does it denote pride? it just states where he is from
User avatar #436 - lavitts (01/29/2014) [-]
Hence the question asked by my second sentence.
User avatar #372 - Conquistador (01/28/2014) [-]
It's pretty sad you're associated with the same race as I am...
User avatar #425 - nimba (01/29/2014) [-]
ah yes
the noble mexican race
#364 - anonexplains (01/28/2014) [-]
Watch out. OP will block you if you say shit like that. Or start a 130 comment argument where he finishes with petty insults and sassy gifs. Either way.
User avatar #369 - mexicoman (01/28/2014) [-]
Some people feel insecure when they aren't in a group that commonly identifies as victims or have a strong sense of unity that 'pride' grants them. Sometimes, there's no changing their minds.
#63 - He should have just said "No, the battery is de… 01/28/2014 on not me, tho. Content stolen. 0
#5 - Honestly with what I heard in child psychology class, the incr… 01/23/2014 on Pregnancy 0
#69 - *CUM AT ME BRO!! 01/16/2014 on flirting -1
#209 - Picture 10/08/2013 on Give It A Guess +3
#35 - What if all the males who had the ability to do that in our na…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on We'd lick ourselves! +5
#36 - moosecream (09/28/2013) [-]
flexable shameless master race reporting.
#34 - Comment deleted 09/28/2013 on We'd lick ourselves! 0
#824 - **** it, better than the dude who had Burger King.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on what would it be? +1
User avatar #844 - lunacatz (09/29/2013) [-]
I could eat Burger King burgers forever.
#28 - Ten bucks a gram in Washington state.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on How much does 1 good gram... 0
#33 - dsperry (09/27/2013) [-]
15 to 20 for the best buds.... like northern lights and white widow.
#34 - dsperry (09/27/2013) [-]
And in Seattle you can get an ounce of skank or mids for 100, if you know the right people. 150 for highs.
#24 - That lady is sexy as phuck. 09/26/2013 on 2 broke girls +5
#917 - I miss that game. Why no sequel? 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. +1
#854 - Mines a Daedric Warhammer from Oblivion that I enchanted and c…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. +5
#1291 - hailcthulhufhtagn (09/24/2013) [-]
I have a daedric warhammer named "malleus findit cunnus" or "hammer that which cracks the vulva." Weapon of choice
#857 - spasticpuppet (09/24/2013) [-]
>Hammer of Fuck

'Ad a giggle. 'Ave thumb.
#58 - Well France did ban it in public, and other countries when pol… 08/31/2013 on Makes Sense To Me 0
#3 - To dress however you want is a right. If you want to…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Makes Sense To Me +7
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (08/30/2013) [-]
I actually hear that many women like wearing the Burka, and I for one find it very attractive
User avatar #13 - chickenspwn (08/30/2013) [-]
How can you find someone attractive if you don't know what they look like?
User avatar #23 - sheepysquirrel (08/30/2013) [-]
Oop meant to respond to you with my comment (check the photo)
User avatar #14 - captainfuckitall (08/30/2013) [-]
That's a Hijab, not a Burka, a Burka is the hood they wrap around their heads. You can still find accessories attractive though, either way
User avatar #34 - konradkurze (08/30/2013) [-]
maybe he likes getting it on with women when he cant see their faces

perhaps to him a burka is better than a paper bag over their heads
#21 - sheepysquirrel (08/30/2013) [-]
What captainfuckitall said.
I do find hijabs attractive myself too though.
#19 - giggleassasin (08/30/2013) [-]
You got that mixed up there, the hijab is the head wrap, and a burka is a full body cloak
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (08/30/2013) [-]
My mistake, good sir
#36 - giggleassasin (08/30/2013) [-]
You're quite alright, Mr. Captainfuckitall
#7 - taurusguy (08/30/2013) [-]
Couldnt have said it better myself, muslims are our only hope against feminist's if they actually start doing something, which i doubt, but it is still an annoyance, more in some countries.
User avatar #4 - skylonace (08/29/2013) [-]
okay, you're right sir i have to admit it
#78185 - Alright, to all the people who are calling Miley Cyrus a racis…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#78196 - szymonf (08/27/2013) [-]
Nobody on this board cares about what's her face.
#78198 - themagicwizard (08/27/2013) [-]
Don't you dare disrespect my waifu
#45827 - So what do you guys think of Sydney Leathers (An internet mist… 08/23/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#274 - I have no idea why, but I just hated the High Elves. In a raci… 08/23/2013 on Damned Skyrim 0

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