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#49 - alphabetagama (07/05/2015) [-]
Quick question. Do you by any chance have the /tg/s humans fuck yeah about the hologram thing? Like the story is we realize we are a simulation and then we begin interacting with aliens. We send them some useful 3D printer data and then later we make a way to 3D print our selves out.
It was a fucking epic story but I lost it from my bookmarks. Do you have it by any chance?
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#60 - comicironic (07/03/2015) [-]
>WIMPS DONT BECOME TOP DOGS
But they do.
The strongest, most dangerous, and downright apex predators on the planet are nearly all in danger of biting the cosmic dust.
Meanwhile, the Earth is dominated by the descendants of grass-eating apes who grew on basically being the nerdiest of all species, and ants, which are the weeniest of weenies individually.
We both actually share one important feature associated more with the successful species than the dying ones: cooperation.
Ants work together, and span several continents. Tigers don't, and now number less than 4000.
The species we meet might well work on the same principle.
#76 - shigiddy (07/04/2015) [-]
Cooperation within the species, yes. But we didn't cooperate with the Neanderthals or homo erectus or any of the other human species we shared the earth with hundreds of thouands of years ago. We killed the shit out of them. And they happened to be so close to us genetically that we were able to crossbreed with them. All of humanity has a good chunk of Neanderthal DNA because we were boning them like crazy. And that didn't stop us from wiping them out.
Now imagine an advanced alien race that doesn't even share our Eartly rules of life (ie: carbon is the building block of life, water is necessary for life) what makes you think they will want to cooperate with us? Sure, they may cooperate within their own race, but I highly doubt they will want to cooperate with us.
#98 - phantomcancer (07/04/2015) [-]
Homo Sapiens didn't kill Neanderthals in Holocaust-like droves. We lived quite happily together, and as you know even mixed, which in the end made Homo Sapiens of European descent (where Neanderthals lived) a more competitive species. What happened is that the Neanderthals couldn't compete. Homo Sapiens foraged too well, hunted too much to leave anything for (to a reptillian brain) an inferior animal, just had a greater capacity for thought and evolution than Neanderthals.
#87 - comicironic (07/04/2015) [-]
Humanity is perfectly capable of cooperating outside its own species?
Dogs would be one example. When faced with a competing and destructive predator, we still managed to domesticate it.
>what makes you think they will want to cooperate with us?
It will be beneficial.
Assuming you even have the energy to make a mildly effective relativistic bomb, that's an investment you never get back. It's purely chaotic and destructive. You only have a reason to use it in self-defense.
Meanwhile, contacting another species can hold great reward. You can exchange technology and discovery, learn and expand language and culture, or simply just be curious about whatever the fuck else is out there. If you value none of those things, blowing apart infrastructure and knowledge for the sake of paranoid safety is still moronic. Man did not grow strong by beating up every friend he could make out of some sense of isolationist fear.
#94 - innocentbabies (07/04/2015) [-]
No, but we did a good job of conquering and subjugating all other species. You don't get to rule the universe by being gentle. Admittedly, the top dogs will probably be more imperialistic, rather than genocidal, so we'll probably survive first contact. Assuming, of course, that we meet with the dominant organisms first, rather than a more violent, xenophobic species that doesn't like competition.
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