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#5 - HUMAN I CANNOT STOP PLEASE FORGIVE ME  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on Dog + Ice = not good +47
#11 - grogovic (07/23/2016) [-]
Ruh roh.
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#57 - Because most of the wealth is tied up with a select few indivi… 07/23/2016 on "why are people mad and... +6
#52 - Yeah, I know. I'm not really sure what I expected though. I'm … 07/22/2016 on Really Great Honest Review 0
#18 - Honestly, I think that the original plot to Ghostbusters 3 was…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2016 on Really Great Honest Review +2
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#20 - corkyobject (07/22/2016) [-]
He was one of the best parts of ghost busters, if he hadn't died than maybe they would have made a new ghost busters that was somewhat decent.
If they ever try again hopefully they won't they need to make something new and at least say that the first two movies happened.
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#28 - It may end up being some combination of both of our theories. … 06/17/2016 on explain 0
#26 - Damn, you're right. Didn't Tyrion already foreshadow Dany tak…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2016 on explain 0
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#27 - thesovereigngrave (06/17/2016) [-]
I personally think that the Volantene army is going to revolt and declare for Daenerys, leaving VOlantis borderline defenseless. After all, Volantis uses an army of slave-soldiers. Those same slaves living in a city where Red Priests preach that Daenerys Targaryen is Azor Ahai reborn.
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#28 - methylgroup (06/17/2016) [-]
It may end up being some combination of both of our theories. I think they'll want to have a battle just because they've built her up to be such a great conqueror. It could be like previously when she's only take one episode to conquer and liberate a city, but it might go very quickly because, like you said, the priestesses have been building her up to be a liberator in the city.
#24 - I didn't read the article, but I've always thought that Dany i…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2016 on explain +3
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#75 - custodien (06/19/2016) [-]
The article basically sets up that Dany is actually a major problem for the rest of the characters and the story overall. That her arrival in Westeros would be major league bad news and essentially mean that the whole story revolves around her, which would go against the point of there being so many interesting characters with their own stories, and those stories coming together equally. She would solve all the problems the very second she stepped foot in King's Landing, she has an army that could defeat everyone and dragons that could potentially kill all the White Walkers in mere seconds. That the fight between dragons and snow zombies would be the ultimate ending in any other fantasy novel, and because George R.R. Martin is so against easy solutions and fantasy tropes, that none of this will happen. She'll never reach Westeros, whether she dies or just decides "Fuck it, I like Essos better."

Personally, I would have liked it better if Jon had stayed dead, we needed (and still need) someone on that level to die. I really don't think, and very much hope, they didn't bring him back just to kill him again, so it needs to be either Dany or Tyrion at this point. All three are arguably the main characters of the show, they each represent different parts of the GoT world and have had the longest and most complicated journeys to get to where they are. Either death would mark a major change to the story, and basically make any previously predicted paths disappear and permanently cement the idea that anything could happen. Ned Stark's death did that for the story up to a point, then Robb's death continued that idea, but since then, no one else has died at that level of importance.

Dany's death could plunge Essos into chaos, eliminate the potential dragon solution to the White Walker problem, or at least make it much harder to achieve, and either set up Tyrion to become the great leader he's needed to become this whole time, or send his fate into a path completely unknown. Tyrion's death would most likely happen at the hands of Dany for his screwing up her city, and make most of the audience hate her, but in a way that actually feels like betrayal. It would make her a villain beyond the levels of either Ramsay Bolton or Cersei, and would mirror the theme of the series, that the good don't always win. But there would also be those who would still support her and actually have good reason to do so, because, in a way, Tyrion did screw up, and her ideals, though single-minded, are inherently good.

Whatever happens, Dany is doomed, either she dies or becomes the villain.
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#38 - akkere (06/17/2016) [-]
I had a pretty similar idea as well, namely that Dany would eventually take a destined path of falling to the same footsteps of her father before her, and basically become a Mad Queen to be slayed. If good ol' Georgie does decide to go with a full parallel route, it would be interesting to see if Tyrion followed through with the king slaying like his brother, or even have Jon Snow do it out of contrast to the popular idea of having a trinity alliance between the good three (which most people think of a Snow x Dany pairing).
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#47 - rjgnal (06/17/2016) [-]
even the kingsguard forgot name that fled to her side said in the books that at times she reminds him of the mad king.
the sickest twist would be if jon somehow found some white walkers that arent full on evil and took them to his side in the fight. its not that far fetched considering he chose the wildlings' safety over the nights watch, to whom he pledged his life and loyalty, and that was his decision alone, no one around him agreed in the beginning.
also i think benjen stark is brought in as a buffer. hes not human, hes not a white walker, hes in the middle, but hes one of the good guys.
then jon and his others will fight dany and her dragons to complete the whole "song of ice and fire".