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#3 - Or maybe because nobody wants to attack where their money is …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Swiss +4
#4 - lozarus (05/26/2015) [-]
Also, it would be a gigantic pain in the ass to invade switzerland for very little profit. Being surrounded by mountains usually accomplish that.
User avatar #7 - thedutchs (05/26/2015) [-]
>very little profit

You know that there are humongous gold deposits over there, right?
User avatar #24 - ruebezahl (21 hours ago) [-]
Which gold deposits do you mean? The Swiss gold reserve? Despite being the fourth-bigges gold reserve in the world, it is worth about 125 billion US Dollars - a fraction of what a war against Switzerland would cost.
#13 - lozarus (05/26/2015) [-]
Yes, of course.
But that gold doesnt belong to the swiss, its mostly from other countries. And how happy do you think they are going to be when you take away their gold?
So not only do you wage war on the swiss, but also on the gold owners. Not a smart move.
User avatar #9 - huszti (05/26/2015) [-]
well, if people wouldn't have been busy fucking each other up, they could've made the effort. however, it would be pretty difficult putting ressources into invading switzerland (which is, as mentioned, surrounded by mountains) while germany/russia/america/france goes blitzkrieg/gulag/d-day/napoleon on your ass
#11 - not always though  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2015 on science +6
User avatar #21 - JoshOwnsAll (05/26/2015) [-]
Soooo.... if you grab a bunch of black people, and crush them together at extreme pressure and temperature, the result could be a guy whiter than white people?
How has nobody tried this yet?
User avatar #15 - mirukawa (05/26/2015) [-]
There's those rare ones.
Like Kanye.
#17 - newdevyx (05/26/2015) [-]
And Pepe
User avatar #18 - mirukawa (05/26/2015) [-]
Pepe is normie trash.
#37 - am i doing it right? 05/02/2015 on East meets West crossover... +6
#2 - How come someone who knows that much of rednecks has a huge st…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Redneck +3
User avatar #4 - friedgreenpomatoes (04/22/2015) [-]
I grew up in Virginia Beach and have gone to the Outer Banks for vacation yearly.

It's basically California if California was literally surrounded by rednecks.
#13 - Minnesota (04/22/2015) [-]
Cali has a place like that. It's called Fontana. Seriously, I saw an episode of COPS that took place there and had an officer with a rat tail. It isn't called Fontucky just because.
#69 - Has anybody been able to read every novel of the manga? Or are…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on silly admin poll 0
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#41 - Where do you get all those freakin' asuka reaction images? It … 04/19/2015 on MASTrubarte race 0
#63 - i would still have banged her 04/18/2015 on It's a tracking device 0
#35 - Everyone is complaining about her voice, while i'm sitting he…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on It's a tracking device 0
User avatar #37 - thathorse (04/18/2015) [-]
What's her voice sound like? and is the dubbing any good?
User avatar #45 - assrocket (04/18/2015) [-]
Sickeningly sweet. Kind of insulting. Kind of reminds you of that voice women use when they want to tell another woman's shitty kid off but they don't want to get in a fight with the mother. That fake sort of "aww, look at your little angel" If you don't do intervene and stop him from doing that, I'm gonna fucking skin him and make you watch tone.

She talks like that but her character is legitimately frendly and nice. I guess she just talks that way because she's fucking nutters.
User avatar #63 - metascarecrow (04/18/2015) [-]
i would still have banged her
#15 - Am i the only one who thinks baiters from here left to tumblr …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Friendly Reminder +104
User avatar #86 - Ojedi (04/15/2015) [-]
Man these are some serious master baiters
#73 - anonymous (04/14/2015) [-]
nah these people legitimately think this. they know its wrong, they just dont care, they only care about themselves and things going their way, and use shaming tactics to get what they want. very commonly done by women.
#16 - anonymous (04/14/2015) [-]
I'd agree with you if it wasn't for the fact we're idiots and lazy.
#17 - It's the bone fist, a fist weapon from the crown of the ivory … 02/13/2015 on A New Challenger has Invaded! +1
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