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Location:Philadelphia PA
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#5 - NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE HERE IN PHILADELPHIA!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2013 on Life of a Chicago Sports fan 0
User avatar #8 - awildniglet (10/31/2013) [-]
My roomie is an Eagles fan. I'm basking in the ray of failure and tears from her
User avatar #7 - trisketthebiskit (10/31/2013) [-]
heh its funny cuz flyers
#13 - and this is why i am afraid of heights 10/31/2013 on keep rollin 0
#186 - Don't. I did, sent chills down my spine 10/31/2013 on When a human falls from space 0
#185 - So yea I took a listen to the audio. Sure, I didn't want to sl… 10/31/2013 on When a human falls from space +4
#450 - Comment deleted 10/31/2013 on A Thank You 0
#40 - first of all its donovan mcnabb, and he did his time 10/30/2013 on pet me you fool -5
#39 - BLEED GREEN!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on pet me you fool +1
#41 - hybridxproject (10/30/2013) [-]
#17 - anyone else kill Trevor at the end? 10/30/2013 on Most Wanted -7
#29 - well i just heard that we might sign Tebow. this day justs kee…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on Not knocking before entry 0
User avatar #30 - smokedmeatlog (10/28/2013) [-]
I honestly dont think thats going to be that bad. Anything is an improvement from Vick. Plus, he wasnt bad on the Broncos, he just started to go down hill on the Jets (and who wouldn't). I feel he can be an improvement.
#13 - and Vick's career might be done. It really is a curse being an…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Not knocking before entry +2
User avatar #28 - smokedmeatlog (10/28/2013) [-]
They'd just need a good quarterback and they'd be set. The problem is Vick (first being too old) is a running qb so the receivers are underutilized, plus McCoy is a great running back so we dont need a qb to do the same thing. Notice how we do better with Foles, but our fucking luck he gets injured.
User avatar #29 - metallicaone (10/28/2013) [-]
well i just heard that we might sign Tebow. this day justs keeps getting better...
User avatar #30 - smokedmeatlog (10/28/2013) [-]
I honestly dont think thats going to be that bad. Anything is an improvement from Vick. Plus, he wasnt bad on the Broncos, he just started to go down hill on the Jets (and who wouldn't). I feel he can be an improvement.
#12 - that actually makes up for it haha 10/28/2013 on Not knocking before entry 0
#19 - are u trying to say pepsi is setting up a conspiracy?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on Accurate Slogans 0
#31 - lillpip (10/28/2013) [-]
#18 - i prefer Pepsi to Coke  [+] (21 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Accurate Slogans +25
User avatar #38 - Crusader (10/28/2013) [-]
Pepsi from the can/bottle
Coke from the fountain
Sprite over 7UP
Canada Dry Ginger Ale over any other
And Barq's over A&W
User avatar #49 - whycanticaps (10/28/2013) [-]
Barq's over A&W


you disgust me
#32 - angelusprimus (10/28/2013) [-]
Me too.
Though with real sugar coke is better then real sugar pepsi.
#20 - thatscrewedupkid (10/28/2013) [-]
fuck you, you unintelligent cunt. actually i prefer pepsi too
User avatar #22 - unlithe (10/28/2013) [-]
diet pepsi is definitely a lot better than diet coke.
User avatar #34 - holybronybatman (10/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I am a Coke fan, but Diet Coke is terrible, especially the un-caffeinated.
User avatar #39 - Crusader (10/28/2013) [-]
My boss and my mentor got me into diet coke

I feel dirty while drinking it
User avatar #41 - holybronybatman (10/28/2013) [-]
Dude, no, seriously, no, I am sorry, just no.
User avatar #42 - Crusader (10/28/2013) [-]
When you spend 8 hours a day with a guy in his car and he is supplying the beverages, you kind of only get a single thing and then you get a taste for it
User avatar #43 - holybronybatman (10/28/2013) [-]
Wait, what job do you have to spend 8 hours in a car?
User avatar #44 - Crusader (10/28/2013) [-]
Sell life insurance to union members, get to his place at 130, drive to people's houses, makes sales, yaddi yadda, get back into my car and go home at like 10
User avatar #45 - holybronybatman (10/28/2013) [-]
Jesus, I really only sit at an office, talk about immigration laws, and do what my boss says too. (I am a immigration lawyer, type thing.)
User avatar #46 - Crusader (10/28/2013) [-]
Meh, I like my job, the only bad thing is that it's 100% commission
User avatar #47 - holybronybatman (10/28/2013) [-]
Well, I get to talk to a lot of people, and met my girlfriend on a bus from my job to my house (when I began working there, I was afraid of my car getting stolen, I will put further explanation later).
User avatar #23 - thatscrewedupkid (10/28/2013) [-]
all diet soda is shit
User avatar #24 - unlithe (10/28/2013) [-]
im not saying you're wrong, because you are right, but diet coke is shittier than diet pepsi.
User avatar #27 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Vanilla Coke is still the greatest soda on the planet. And that's a fact.
User avatar #35 - kevinator (10/28/2013) [-]
I myself wish to see Blue Pepsi come back!
User avatar #40 - Crusader (10/28/2013) [-]
Pepsi Twist masterrace
User avatar #28 - unlithe (10/28/2013) [-]
strawberry fanta, nigga.
User avatar #25 - thatscrewedupkid (10/28/2013) [-]
agreed
#7 - HEY! We go through enough already!  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Not knocking before entry +3
User avatar #11 - smokedmeatlog (10/28/2013) [-]
Especially after losing to the Giants.
User avatar #13 - metallicaone (10/28/2013) [-]
and Vick's career might be done. It really is a curse being an Eagles fan. Bleed Green for life
User avatar #28 - smokedmeatlog (10/28/2013) [-]
They'd just need a good quarterback and they'd be set. The problem is Vick (first being too old) is a running qb so the receivers are underutilized, plus McCoy is a great running back so we dont need a qb to do the same thing. Notice how we do better with Foles, but our fucking luck he gets injured.
User avatar #29 - metallicaone (10/28/2013) [-]
well i just heard that we might sign Tebow. this day justs keeps getting better...
User avatar #30 - smokedmeatlog (10/28/2013) [-]
I honestly dont think thats going to be that bad. Anything is an improvement from Vick. Plus, he wasnt bad on the Broncos, he just started to go down hill on the Jets (and who wouldn't). I feel he can be an improvement.
#84 - **** i dont know 10/27/2013 on which car enters first? +1
#28 - is it necessary for me to call you an asshole? yup. ASSHOLE 10/27/2013 on Parent Level: Ultimate 0
#26 - its about making the kid happy. you don't know if he suffers f…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on Parent Level: Ultimate +14
User avatar #27 - tredbear (10/27/2013) [-]
exactly
#105 - this makes me smile every time 10/27/2013 on You rack disciprine B+ +17
#12 - Picture 10/26/2013 on SloMo lighter 0
#3 - where did this whole meme and such thing come from? i was gone…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Wow very car much speed +1
#6 - boazmaki (10/25/2013) [-]
it came from /b/
#5 - Womens Study Major (10/25/2013) [-]
To me, the origin is unknown.

Probably Tumblr or some shit.

But Shiba Inus are fucking adorable.
#12 - Take a picture, it will last longer! 10/25/2013 on What do you do when you see... +2
#11 - drive to the nearest police station and haul ass inside 10/25/2013 on What do you do when you see... +1
#89 - Bleeding Penile Ejaculation 10/24/2013 on Mouth razor chew 0
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on smart ad -13
User avatar #11 - ryapr (10/23/2013) [-]
to each their own haha
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 10/23/2013 on smart ad -15
User avatar #27 - heartlessrobot (10/23/2013) [-]
It's called a prostate, all dudes have one.
User avatar #9 - ryapr (10/23/2013) [-]
so? gay means you like men, rather simply. If I like women, and don't find men attractive, but enjoy things in my ass, how am I gay? I just enjoy my prostate being pressured, lose the homophobia and learn to have some fun
#49 - Womens Study Major (10/23/2013) [-]
you need a different hobby
#48 - Womens Study Major (10/23/2013) [-]
You can say whatever you want to make yourself feel better about being a faggot in denial. You're still a fucking faggot.
#10 - metallicaone has deleted their comment.
User avatar #11 - ryapr (10/23/2013) [-]
to each their own haha
User avatar #7 - fromtheinternet (10/23/2013) [-]
What if there is a vagina present?
#6 - theaflackduck (10/23/2013) [-]
Suppositories don't make you gay.
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User avatar #1 - fireprincess (09/07/2013) [-]
I just wanted to thank you for being mature about the c&h thing.
User avatar #2 to #1 - metallicaone (09/07/2013) [-]
no problem, rather safe than sorry
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