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Date Signed Up:9/24/2012
Last Login:7/15/2014
Location:Philadelphia PA
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#196 - **metallicaone rolls 05** i will die at this age  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on Your Argument Is Invalid 0
User avatar #197 - metallicaone (12/01/2013) [-]
... am i a zombie?
#19 - transportception 11/28/2013 on Dara 0
#16 - why do you drive on the parkway but park on the driveway?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Dara +1
#18 - anonymous (11/28/2013) [-]
because it's the parkway is a way to drive to the park, and a driveway is a place to park on a way that you can drive
User avatar #19 - metallicaone (11/28/2013) [-]
transportception
#29 - thats nice honey  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on Happy Thanksgiving From... +1
User avatar #30 - albertjester (11/28/2013) [-]
see this guy gets it.
#81 - i like to sleep on my back with my head up  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on sleepless nights +4
#114 - headhunternl (11/28/2013) [-]
me too, not always, but atleast 90% of the time
#508 - Don't Worry Be Happy In My Ass 11/28/2013 on Song Game 0
#87 - From Tech N9ne's Im A Psycho Video!!! TECH N9NE!!!!! 11/28/2013 on After being on FJ for 5+ years 0
#24 - BLEED GREEN  [+] (44 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Dallas Pass Defense in a... +6
#63 - larfang (11/27/2013) [-]
Sir, you've got the wrong bird

in in reality, when I'm not rootin for the seahawks I'm rootin for the Eagles. Lot of my family is from Philadelphia
User avatar #133 - ichtudirweh (11/27/2013) [-]
OH Seahawks are getting first seed for the Playoffs for sure. 10 and 1? Fuhget abouddit.

Side note, can't WAIT for the Seahawks vs. Saints game. Dis gon b gud.
#193 - larfang (12/03/2013) [-]
So dat game?
User avatar #194 - ichtudirweh (12/04/2013) [-]
Saints got SPANKED.
User avatar #152 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/27/2013) [-]
I can't wait for Monday night. Also the KC and Denver rematch, the Patriots basically gave KC a second chance to get the number 1 seed, hopefully they win it because I don't want Denver to have home field advantage against us.

As for Saints and Seattle, the spread says it's ~7 points in favor of Seattle, though Seattle might be the best team in the NFC or possibly the NFL, they are missing 2 good corners from suspensions, one is out for the whole season. Also some of their victories were not complete blowout victories, falling behind 21-7 in the first half against a winless team is a little strange, and if Seattle doesn't play good offense then they wont outscore Drew Brees. Seattle's key player this game will be Lynch since Saints have a struggling rush defense, and Saints key player will be Graham. Massive players are challenging for Cornerbacks, I bet they will put Sherman on him.
User avatar #156 - ichtudirweh (11/27/2013) [-]
It's definitely going to be an interesting game. I don't follow Seattle or the Saints too thoroughly, but I like watching games like this.

And oh my FUCKING God, I was so pissed when Tampa Bay got a 17 point lead on the Seahawks and then let them catch up and win the damn thing!

I'm a Bucs fan, if you couldn't tell.
User avatar #158 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/27/2013) [-]
It's sad that the Bucs are out of it right when they started getting good. I think it's because they had a disease going around for about 5 games. They did really well against the number 1 seed team, I think next year they will be better because they will get a draft pick and their team ended the season doing well.
User avatar #164 - ichtudirweh (11/27/2013) [-]
Oh, and fuck our kicker, Rian Lindell. He missed two gimme field goals which almost cost us the game on Sunday.
User avatar #160 - ichtudirweh (11/27/2013) [-]
Yea. I'm hopeful that we'll finish the season 8-8, but that's extremely wishful thinking. We're not a terrible team, all of our losses are by maybe 3, or a touchdown at the most. We just keep choking at the last second. We need to get rid of our defensive coordinator. It's like, we hold strong the first half, then the second half we just give up.
User avatar #167 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/27/2013) [-]
Actually your worst loss was against the patriots 23-3 and the second worst was panthers 31-13.
User avatar #168 - ichtudirweh (11/27/2013) [-]
Well true, two pretty bad games. But I mean, we went 10-13 against the Saints and 24-27 against the Seahawks. It says something if we almost beat the top 2 playoff contenders in the NFC.
User avatar #171 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/27/2013) [-]
Lost to jets by 1... that hurts. That's like the bills beating the panthers by 1.
User avatar #173 - ichtudirweh (11/27/2013) [-]
Haha, yea. The struggle is real. I had my games mixed up, we were 13-10 against the Cardinals. We lost to the Saints 14-16. Shit dicks, I remember watching that one. Last minute of the game, Saints drove it down the field and got the field goal for the win. Bullshite.
User avatar #174 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/27/2013) [-]
Saints did the same against the 49ers. But we also did it to them (patriots).
User avatar #175 - ichtudirweh (11/27/2013) [-]
I was happy to see the Pats bring down the Broncos a peg or two.
User avatar #182 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/27/2013) [-]
Broncos are a little overrated imo. They will pretty much rape any team that isn't at a certain skill level, but when up against a good team like the Colts, Patriots, Chargers, or Chiefs, they don't get their typical 45ish points.
#76 - philyphan (11/27/2013) [-]
get your dirty birds outta here, Eagles trump every bird in the league.
User avatar #97 - basicargentinian (11/27/2013) [-]
I'm gonna have to go with larfang on this one, I believe this bowl will go to the hawks. Also; fuck the saints.
#184 - larfang (11/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #191 - basicargentinian (12/03/2013) [-]
Great monday night wasn't it?
User avatar #192 - larfang (12/03/2013) [-]
Oh you bet! The last time I was this excited for my hawks was back in superbowl XL.
User avatar #196 - basicargentinian (02/03/2014) [-]
Close game wasn't it?
User avatar #197 - larfang (02/05/2014) [-]
You talking about the Superbowl?
User avatar #198 - basicargentinian (02/05/2014) [-]
nah I'm talking about the other match in which you guys were crowned world champion. DAMN RIGHT I'M TALKING BOUT THE BOWL, GOOD JOB THERE SEATTLE.
User avatar #199 - larfang (02/06/2014) [-]
Thanks man! You have NO idea how much this win means to us!
User avatar #185 - basicargentinian (11/28/2013) [-]
you enjoy this year, I'm just waiting for the 2020 Raiders, I'm guessing for then we'll have a working squad.
#47 - anonymous (11/27/2013) [-]
and gold
User avatar #41 - KayRed (11/26/2013) [-]
Dude, imagine if the Eagles got to the super bowl and were playing the Chiefs.
#51 - choochoomofo (11/27/2013) [-]
Philadelphians would be torn. Either their beloved Eagles would win, or their beloved Andy Reid would win.
User avatar #52 - KayRed (11/27/2013) [-]
Where the fuck have you been? Andy Reid is not loved.
User avatar #56 - choochoomofo (11/27/2013) [-]
I've been in West Philadelphia, where he is loved.
#134 - ichtudirweh has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - KayRed (11/27/2013) [-]
bullshit.
User avatar #58 - choochoomofo (11/27/2013) [-]
I shit you not.
User avatar #59 - KayRed (11/27/2013) [-]
Are you even from the area?
User avatar #60 - choochoomofo (11/27/2013) [-]
I live in West Philadelphia
User avatar #65 - samxdaxman (11/27/2013) [-]
Born and raised?
User avatar #67 - choochoomofo (11/27/2013) [-]
On a playground is where I spent most of my days.
User avatar #61 - KayRed (11/27/2013) [-]
Ok, well, everywhere else in the area, while he is not hated, he is definitely not loved.
User avatar #62 - choochoomofo (11/27/2013) [-]
ah, ok. Let me correct my first statement. *West Philadelphians would be torn. Either their beloved Eagles would win, or their beloved Andy Reid would win.
User avatar #64 - KayRed (11/27/2013) [-]
I still can't believe he is that beloved that the Eagles winning would be a disappointment, so I'm still calling bullshit.
User avatar #69 - choochoomofo (11/27/2013) [-]
Believe what you want, its true.
User avatar #29 - firezthehusky (11/26/2013) [-]
Fly eagles fly
User avatar #30 - philyphan (11/26/2013) [-]
Philadelphia Eagles Fight Song #FlyEaglesFly
#36 - if the women wont commit to the relationship she might be a li… 11/26/2013 on Trying to get morning sex... +6
#53 - insane clown posse, two white dudes with clown paint who attem…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on A sad truth +1
User avatar #54 - squeemonster (11/26/2013) [-]
Note taken
User avatar #92 - fizzor (11/26/2013) [-]
Listen to "Miracles" though. One of their most retarded songs ever made, and pretty fucking hilarious because of it.
#52 - Picture 11/26/2013 on A sad truth 0
#54 - would 698 do? i got a contact in mexico 11/26/2013 on good night fj +2
#77 - my name's Nick  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on I am not Nick +11
#141 - Hiddendemon (11/26/2013) [-]
me too
#136 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/26/2013) [-]
call your gamma
#252 - ******* magnets, how do they work? 11/26/2013 on i dont think he knows how... +2
#2 - ive been working on a accounting project for two weeks now, an… 11/25/2013 on Finals around the corner 0
#39 - IT WAS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!!! 11/24/2013 on RE7 confirmed +46
#106 - Picture 11/22/2013 on D- Dammit... +1
#103 - GODDAMNIT I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on D- Dammit... +35
#115 - playerdous (11/22/2013) [-]
#12 - WARFSTACHE 11/19/2013 on Being this lucky 0
#585 - Comment deleted 11/19/2013 on Help me out +5
#99 - never actually tried tea with milk. as an ignorant american wh… 11/19/2013 on Winter Olympics 2013 0
#134 - well it was a good try 11/19/2013 on Harley in mourning 0
#35 - sorry 11/18/2013 on next level of fast food +2
#27 - and we have a winner  [+] (10 new replies) 11/18/2013 on next level of fast food +4
User avatar #28 - brucekillah (11/18/2013) [-]
yay what do i win?
#39 - solarknight (11/18/2013) [-]
a free bat.
User avatar #57 - brucekillah (11/19/2013) [-]
\o/
User avatar #41 - ninjahitman (11/18/2013) [-]
I remember seeing this on youtube a long time ago, you happen to have the name?
#45 - solarknight (11/18/2013) [-]
nope. i found the gif on funnyjunk.
User avatar #48 - ninjahitman (11/19/2013) [-]
Mad TV- Kenny Rogers Jackass 1&2 found it.
User avatar #47 - ninjahitman (11/19/2013) [-]
Aww, thanks anyway.
#35 - metallicaone (11/18/2013) [-]
sorry
#34 - sabcy (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 - holycrapimacupcake (11/18/2013) [-]
my dick
#23 - **metallicaone rolls 24**  [+] (12 new replies) 11/18/2013 on next level of fast food 0
User avatar #26 - brucekillah (11/18/2013) [-]
**brucekillah rolls 77**
User avatar #27 - metallicaone (11/18/2013) [-]
and we have a winner
User avatar #28 - brucekillah (11/18/2013) [-]
yay what do i win?
#39 - solarknight (11/18/2013) [-]
a free bat.
User avatar #57 - brucekillah (11/19/2013) [-]
\o/
User avatar #41 - ninjahitman (11/18/2013) [-]
I remember seeing this on youtube a long time ago, you happen to have the name?
#45 - solarknight (11/18/2013) [-]
nope. i found the gif on funnyjunk.
User avatar #48 - ninjahitman (11/19/2013) [-]
Mad TV- Kenny Rogers Jackass 1&2 found it.
User avatar #47 - ninjahitman (11/19/2013) [-]
Aww, thanks anyway.
#35 - metallicaone (11/18/2013) [-]
sorry
#34 - sabcy (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 - holycrapimacupcake (11/18/2013) [-]
my dick
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User avatar #1 - fireprincess (09/07/2013) [-]
I just wanted to thank you for being mature about the c&h thing.
User avatar #2 to #1 - metallicaone (09/07/2013) [-]
no problem, rather safe than sorry
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