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Date Signed Up:9/24/2012
Last Login:5/25/2013
Location:Philadelphia PA
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#330 - How do you roll numbers?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Who needs dubs... 0
#341 - trashcompactor (02/27/2013) [-]
Type in *roll (number)* it can be up to nine
User avatar #336 - Walkingdragon (02/27/2013) [-]
*roll (number of how many) and then add another asterisk afterwards
#184 - Hes the nurse then  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on I Need A Dr. 0
User avatar #185 - lethallizzie (02/27/2013) [-]
But hes not a doctor! And he can't be a nurse D: he just can't be
#115 - MFW this comment section 02/27/2013 on This Little Bastard... +6
#196 - ANGRY GRANDPA!!! 02/27/2013 on bieber +4
#243 - Shoot myself, but most likely we we are both gonna die anyway … 02/27/2013 on Kintsukuroi 0
#40 - Picture 02/26/2013 on So I heard you like perfect... +24
#1 - especially during midterms week 02/25/2013 on time to study aaaaaand... 0
#1 - Monkey in the middle? 02/25/2013 on piggy in the middle memories +3
#4 - Picture 02/25/2013 on U Mad Bro? +1
#3 - And a how do you do to you too asshole 02/25/2013 on U Mad Bro? -1
#20 - i see the red square... WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK WHERE THE HELL I…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2013 on mind=blown +5
#21 - lieutenantshitface (02/25/2013) [-]
I put a red circle around the blue circle to show you its location and an red arrow pointing to it to make it even easier for you.
#23 - N. Korean citizen (02/25/2013) [-]
that is not a red arrow thats a red shoe, your brain just interprets its as an arrow.
#24 - lieutenantshitface (02/25/2013) [-]
You now realize that's not a shoe either, it has been your imagination all along.

This makes you doubt all the experiences ever witnessed before. Driven by the shock of your disillusionment you start to drop all previous notions of life.
Your mind, disgusted by its own betrayal, refuses to ever let a thought enter again. Your consciousness has always been engrossed in the material world and the sensory perception, oblivious of its own nature.
With the mind now at a complete stop, with nothing to reflect on instead of itself, experiences his true essence.
It's infinity reflecting upon itself. You are this infinity, you were and always have been.
It's the eternal indivisible reality, without beginning and without end. Unlimited in every way. Everything that once appeared to be is now seen as it truly is, as an illusion.
The illusion exists, but it is not what it appeared to be. Everything in the entire cosmos and the cosmos itself has come out of you, this infinity. You just saw your shadow and mistook it for your own being.
Now conscious of your true nature you know there is nothing besides you, you are everything.

The universe and all its phenomena have been the result of the whim to know yourself consciously. You first had to develop consciousness through evolution.
Life has just been a dream, but it was necessary nonetheless in order for you to wake up and be conscious of your divinity.
Just like mankind often has a dream phase between the sound sleep state and fully awake state so does God.

It has been a journey from God unconscious to God conscious, but in reality you have not journeyed at all since there is nowhere to go as you are all.

TL;DR: That red shoe is God

#26 - N. Korean citizen (02/25/2013) [-]
Ah your logic is sound, but only if you mistake me for a human, for you see my "mind" is naught but the background radiation, the static you hear and see when gazing in the abyss, for when you stand at the edge of and stare for too long the abyss stares back, i am the end, i am the emptiness within your soul and the craving for end, i am the madness, you might think you replied to a fellow posters comment, but check again, for you shall not see a nickname there, unless you have embraced me, embrace the darkness, embrace the oblivion, and see the truth.....
User avatar #35 - benisbaws (03/08/2013) [-]
Uh...huh.
#6 - Ahhh, yet another thing to distract myself from studying for m…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on How To Annoy Your Parents +3
User avatar #9 - luluQ (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

Best Luck with the test.
#7 - Gentleman, Ladies, and pre-teen brats... This Means War 02/25/2013 on The Funny Junk +1
#2 - Im just gonna leave this here.... 02/25/2013 on wat 0
#5 - Tried them... the. worst. things. ever. made. MFW when i had m…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on In honor of Black History... +4
User avatar #10 - Holyshizznips (02/25/2013) [-]
I highly doubt they're as bad as the octopus flavored chips I got at an asian market once.
#75 - i could not sleep at all after i watched this, still creeps me out 02/24/2013 on It's up to Courage to save... 0
#102 - well different situations for different people i guess. I mean… 02/24/2013 on Hide your beer in a soft... 0
#97 - but if you're not sitting outside and dont take an hour to dri… 02/24/2013 on Hide your beer in a soft... 0
#96 - THANK YOU finally someone thinks the same 02/24/2013 on Hide your beer in a soft... +2
#93 - To everyone who is saying the beer will be a watered down... Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2013 on Hide your beer in a soft... 0
User avatar #104 - rhiaanor (02/24/2013) [-]
>implying most of the Fj community is older than 18/went to college.

Hell i know i didnt go much, but enough to learn.... "the tricks"
#3 - A thumb for you. see you on the front page tomorrow 02/22/2013 on that moment when 0
#160 - Made me laugh, good upload 02/21/2013 on got crabs +2
#57 - very good haha  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on Shutdown +2
User avatar #77 - rummler (02/21/2013) [-]
"Very good, haha."
Capitalization at the beginning of each sentence, and don't forget about your commas.
Periods are also a necessary part of each sentence.
#45 - *Hear  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Shutdown +1
User avatar #49 - lfbatman (02/21/2013) [-]
*hear

No need for capitalization.

You fail.
#57 - metallicaone (02/21/2013) [-]
very good haha
User avatar #77 - rummler (02/21/2013) [-]
"Very good, haha."
Capitalization at the beginning of each sentence, and don't forget about your commas.
Periods are also a necessary part of each sentence.
#215 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2013 on I'm so bored -1
User avatar #220 - hjgamer (02/20/2013) [-]
He's bored even though he has all these games. Like when women has shitloads of clothes and still nothing to wear.
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