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Date Signed Up:9/03/2012
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#25 - hey it's the fallout guy! loved your psts man! can i get in on… 34 minutes ago on It's fun to be GameMaster 0
#186 - mods brah. 01/11/2016 on Shitty Battlestations Comp -1
#71 - yeah, sony has always been a pain. 01/07/2016 on linux +1
#69 - usb adapter bruh  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on linux +1
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#70 - duhusst (01/07/2016) [-]
That's what I use. I can sometime get my phone to connect, but getting the DS4 to is impossible.
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#71 - metalheadtildeath (01/07/2016) [-]
yeah, sony has always been a pain.
#100 - straight razor, nothing better  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... 0
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#103 - iamrexraptor (01/07/2016) [-]
the fact that you need a license to use one in a barber shop, it kinda makes me feel safer when I see these videos, very small risk of losing an ear
#33 - look, cliff burton posted again! 01/06/2016 on Turtle Food 0
#32 - GOD this movie sucked 01/06/2016 on its not gay if ya balls... 0
#59 - y'all's ****** up 01/06/2016 on You called? 0
#33 - i know, i'm diggin it 01/05/2016 on The years just keep coming 0
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#29 - aejann (01/05/2016) [-]
Markiplier's hair is blue now
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#33 - metalheadtildeath (01/05/2016) [-]
i know, i'm diggin it

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User avatar #58 - davidavidson (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, you are getting blocked just for that username
User avatar #42 - jimmytwoshoes (08/26/2014) [-]
hi there
User avatar #43 to #42 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
eh, not what i mean, but **** it, it works
User avatar #45 to #44 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
you seen ep 43 yet?
User avatar #46 to #45 - jimmytwoshoes (08/26/2014) [-]
before it was on youtube yeah, god im gonna like Cell a lot i think
User avatar #47 to #46 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
i'm not sure if i like the joker esque craziness that they gave him, but what ever lol. i do like that they explained where the **** he came from better. and hellsing is ******* great. i needs to come back sooooo god damned bad
User avatar #48 to #47 - jimmytwoshoes (08/26/2014) [-]
i know... they make so many good things but it takes forever to get them out and such... but hey... atleast they bring us joy. Im sad theyre ending DBZ after cell though
User avatar #49 to #48 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
well, that is TECHNICALLY where the series was gonna end any way. akira toriama wanted gohan to take over the series and fans at the time FLIPPED **** , which is why goku is suck a **** stick during the buu saga
User avatar #50 to #49 - jimmytwoshoes (08/26/2014) [-]
i would rather not discuss the horror that was Gohan in his teen years... that ******* costume...
User avatar #51 to #50 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
uh...dude, he was honoring his stepdad teacher and mentor piccolo
User avatar #52 to #51 - jimmytwoshoes (08/26/2014) [-]
i know he was but god... he looked so bad in it
User avatar #53 to #52 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
lol wtf ever, i think he looked great in it
#54 to #53 - jimmytwoshoes (08/26/2014) [-]
well... i guess there is only one thing to do now...
well... i guess there is only one thing to do now...
User avatar #55 to #54 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
god damn you i was drinking my tea! gotta clean my keyboard now...
#56 to #55 - jimmytwoshoes (08/26/2014) [-]
huehuehuehue
huehuehuehue
User avatar #40 to #39 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
k?
User avatar #33 - ewowo (03/22/2014) [-]
Hey, why'd you need to get angry?
User avatar #34 to #33 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
magic is simple as it gets, and yugioh confuses me to no ******* end. you can follow rules and still cheat in yugioh. all rules are set in stone with magic, there is no "well, this rule only applies if this happens or that or whatever" not with ****** magic. it is either yes, or no. end o ****** story.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ewowo (03/22/2014) [-]
Hey I'm sorry if I upset you, but hwat you say is just not true.
I'll tell you how it is.
Yu-gi-oh rules are simple, but they're bad, they have tons of loopholes, requiring judges to often call an interaction on the spot.

Magic rules cover MOST interactions, there all still things that don't quite work out, I won't go into those.
Because magic rules have to cover over 20 years of card design, they are IMMENSELY complicated.

TL;DR Magic is more complicated, but still better.
User avatar #36 to #35 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
no the **** it is not! how the hell is magic complicated? i learned the **** back in 5th grade! i was drugged out of my ******* mind and i picked up on that **** ! yugioh's rules make no god damned sense! i have seen more matches stop because of confusion than because of loss or victory. i have dealt with both, and you simply aren't going to convince me that yugioh is a simpiler game
User avatar #38 to #36 - ewowo (03/22/2014) [-]
Or explain to me why you can never pay ghostly prison's cost off a deathrite shaman, that's a good one.
User avatar #37 to #36 - ewowo (03/22/2014) [-]
Dude you should try to run for judge.

Then get back to me.

In the meantime tell me how doubling season interacts with planeswalkers.

Or what happens when I cast infinite reflection on vorel of the hull clade, and try to activate all my creatures to turn one of the vorels into a huge creature.
#10 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
I'll leave some loving on your profile. & we ran out of room, you should have gotten in earlier, I'm not done with you yet.
I'll leave some loving on your profile. & we ran out of room, you should have gotten in earlier, I'm not done with you yet.
User avatar #12 to #11 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
Really? A youtube response? Really?
You are taking things to a whole new level. Besides, what part was unfamiliar to you?

User avatar #13 to #12 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
uhh... the part where i don't know your gender
#14 to #13 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
Holy **** , is that really so important?
User avatar #15 to #14 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
not really? i mean i'd be ur bro (im a dude) either way, but i'm not into guys so there is that...or well, let's be honest here, i THINK i'm not into guys. i mean **** , what do your parents always say? how do you know you don't like something until you try it? yeah it may look scary (quoting rollercoasters here) but it may actually be a hell of alot of fun! so all i can TRUTHFULLY say is i am more experienced with women. (that is the absolute most honest answer i can give about my sexuality)
User avatar #16 to #15 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
Darling, take a deep breath.
I love your honesty. Let me put it this way - I'm glad you are already experienced, means you probably can handle me.
We good now, dear?
User avatar #17 to #16 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
paints a fair clearer picture my proverbial mona lisa
#18 to #17 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
I finally have a reason to use this, thank you.    
So, you want to tell me how you've been these days or should I stop bothering you & back away slowly?
I finally have a reason to use this, thank you.
So, you want to tell me how you've been these days or should I stop bothering you & back away slowly?
User avatar #29 to #18 - slowly (01/29/2014) [-]
I'mma back it up
User avatar #30 to #29 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
... slowly, no doubt?
User avatar #31 to #30 - slowly (01/29/2014) [-]
... yeah, probably
User avatar #32 to #31 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
Good. You don't want to strain yourself, dear.
User avatar #19 to #18 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
i've been pretty good! (i called you mona lisa cuz, you know, work of art? yeah...smooth as sandpaper :/)

welcomes and if that is what you bring to the table... time for you to learn how i got the nickname "semendemon"...
#20 to #19 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
Oh, you have just the right amount of smooth i ness for my taste. We wouldn't want you to get too sweet, now do we?

Please, do tell.
User avatar #21 to #20 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
home made smoothie in a jar... ******* love those... any way, i got the nickname cuz, well, i basically just keep going. yeah i blow a load, once the orgasm is done, i get right back to it. i do't give my dick time to soften up. on top of that, i have awesome stamina thanx to a few tricks i learned early on ;) now what did u mean exactly when u said u weren't done with me?
User avatar #22 to #21 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
You don't waste any time, do you? Hop right into it.
What do you want it to mean? I know what I thought, but if your idea is better... I can be flexible.

Who and how can verify your godly stamina?
User avatar #23 to #22 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
would u mind explaining what you mean? you are kind of hard to read... i can't tell if your excited or offended...
User avatar #24 to #23 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
Have you intended to offend me with your previous replies?
User avatar #25 to #24 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
no... and upon re-reading, i now realize that am indeed a dumbass, for what you meant is pretty obvious lol what i thought u meant is that you intended on pursuing some sort of sexual rp kind of thing. however, i am curious to know what your idea was/is. afterall...you may need that flexiblity ;) as to confirm my stamina, her choice of music was the queen of the damned sound track, and i made it to track 14 before blowing my first load, and we didn't put the music on til the thrusting began
User avatar #26 to #25 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
That is quite impressive.
I don't like if you refer to yourself as a dumbass and such, dear.
I've never participated in a virtual rp, sexual or not, so I think that was not what I was going for.
To be perfectly honest I simply love creating sexual tension & then take it from there. To see if someone can take me to an adventure, is one way to put it. This might be a dick move, but it got your attention, didn't it? On the internet one sometimes has to take extra measures to "lock eyes" with one they find intriguing.
User avatar #27 to #26 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
i get your type.. you're a hunter of sorts. a predator. there is no one "type" you go after. you merely create the situation needed for the person in question to become prey. it is then up to them to either figure it out, and choose to remain prey, or to rebel against it. in which case it is then your move. you could either go dominant, or "reverse psychology" dominant and act all hurt and innocent so that they apologize and go with it, with you getting what u wanted in the end any ways. OR if they don't figure it out, you still get what you want, whether it be sex or just to see how they react. either way, it's a headgame, and you play it well. then again, house always wins if the deck is stacked., no?

(sorry for the late reply, i am working on a little project)
User avatar #28 to #27 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
Quite astute observation. Although this relies heavily on me being truthful about... well, everything.

Godspeed on your project, dear.
User avatar #7 - holycrapimacupcake (09/04/2013) [-]
You are giving metal-heads a bad name.

We do not flaunt that we like this genre, we simply say,"Oh yeah, I like metal."

You are a disgrace to metal, may Cthulu have mercy on your soul.
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#9 to #7 - xnotcreative (09/04/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #8 to #7 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #1 - masterbaithor (08/30/2013) [-]
Now listen here, ******* . Learn the difference between JPG and PNG ALREADY.

- JPEG (pronounced jay-peg) is a most commonly used standard method of lossy compression for photographic images.

- PNG (Portable Network Graphics) is a losslessly compressed bitmap image format.

PNG is supposed to substitute GIF format, not JPG format you ************* . For GIF, read "DRAWINGS, PAINTINGS, ICONS, etc" with a tiny palette. PNG IS LIKE A GIF WITH 65K COLOR, DUH.

So stoping saving your ****** PHOTOGRAPHS in PNG. IT WILL NOT IMPROVE THE QUALITY AT ALL, NOR WILL MAKE YOU LOOK COOL OR INDIE.
User avatar #2 to #1 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
...and this is relevant to me particularly in any way shape or form HOW???
User avatar #3 to #2 - masterbaithor (08/30/2013) [-]
Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.

You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.

Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.
User avatar #4 to #3 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
tl;dr why the **** should i personally care? why are u wasting your time telling me all of this ******** that i really could give 2 ***** less about?
User avatar #5 to #4 - masterbaithor (08/30/2013) [-]
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using a Mac is like.
User avatar #6 to #5 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
yeah, that was funnier the first time i read it. funny thing is, i am using windows 7
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