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before it was on youtube yeah, god im gonna like Cell a lot i think
i know... they make so many good things but it takes forever to get them out and such... but hey... atleast they bring us joy. Im sad theyre ending DBZ after cell though
i would rather not discuss the horror that was Gohan in his teen years... that ******* costume...
uh...dude, he was honoring his stepdad teacher and mentor piccolo
god damn you i was drinking my tea! gotta clean my keyboard now...
magic is simple as it gets, and yugioh confuses me to no ******* end. you can follow rules and still cheat in yugioh. all rules are set in stone with magic, there is no "well, this rule only applies if this happens or that or whatever" not with ****** magic. it is either yes, or no. end o ****** story.
Hey I'm sorry if I upset you, but hwat you say is just not true.
I'll tell you how it is.
Yu-gi-oh rules are simple, but they're bad, they have tons of loopholes, requiring judges to often call an interaction on the spot.
Magic rules cover MOST interactions, there all still things that don't quite work out, I won't go into those.
Because magic rules have to cover over 20 years of card design, they are IMMENSELY complicated.
TL;DR Magic is more complicated, but still better.
I'll tell you how it is.
Yu-gi-oh rules are simple, but they're bad, they have tons of loopholes, requiring judges to often call an interaction on the spot.
Magic rules cover MOST interactions, there all still things that don't quite work out, I won't go into those.
Because magic rules have to cover over 20 years of card design, they are IMMENSELY complicated.
TL;DR Magic is more complicated, but still better.
no the **** it is not! how the hell is magic complicated? i learned the **** back in 5th grade! i was drugged out of my ******* mind and i picked up on that **** ! yugioh's rules make no god damned sense! i have seen more matches stop because of confusion than because of loss or victory. i have dealt with both, and you simply aren't going to convince me that yugioh is a simpiler game
Dude you should try to run for judge.
Then get back to me.
In the meantime tell me how doubling season interacts with planeswalkers.
Or what happens when I cast infinite reflection on vorel of the hull clade, and try to activate all my creatures to turn one of the vorels into a huge creature.
Then get back to me.
In the meantime tell me how doubling season interacts with planeswalkers.
Or what happens when I cast infinite reflection on vorel of the hull clade, and try to activate all my creatures to turn one of the vorels into a huge creature.
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I'll leave some loving on your profile. & we ran out of room, you should have gotten in earlier, I'm not done with you yet.
uhh... the part where i don't know your gender
not really? i mean i'd be ur bro (im a dude) either way, but i'm not into guys so there is that...or well, let's be honest here, i THINK i'm not into guys. i mean **** , what do your parents always say? how do you know you don't like something until you try it? yeah it may look scary (quoting rollercoasters here) but it may actually be a hell of alot of fun! so all i can TRUTHFULLY say is i am more experienced with women. (that is the absolute most honest answer i can give about my sexuality)
paints a fair clearer picture my proverbial mona lisa
i've been pretty good! (i called you mona lisa cuz, you know, work of art? yeah...smooth as sandpaper :/)
welcomes and if that is what you bring to the table... time for you to learn how i got the nickname "semendemon"...
welcomes and if that is what you bring to the table... time for you to learn how i got the nickname "semendemon"...
home made smoothie in a jar... ******* love those... any way, i got the nickname cuz, well, i basically just keep going. yeah i blow a load, once the orgasm is done, i get right back to it. i do't give my dick time to soften up. on top of that, i have awesome stamina thanx to a few tricks i learned early on ;) now what did u mean exactly when u said u weren't done with me?
would u mind explaining what you mean? you are kind of hard to read... i can't tell if your excited or offended...
no... and upon re-reading, i now realize that am indeed a dumbass, for what you meant is pretty obvious lol what i thought u meant is that you intended on pursuing some sort of sexual rp kind of thing. however, i am curious to know what your idea was/is. afterall...you may need that flexiblity ;) as to confirm my stamina, her choice of music was the queen of the damned sound track, and i made it to track 14 before blowing my first load, and we didn't put the music on til the thrusting began
That is quite impressive.
I don't like if you refer to yourself as a dumbass and such, dear.
I've never participated in a virtual rp, sexual or not, so I think that was not what I was going for.
To be perfectly honest I simply love creating sexual tension & then take it from there. To see if someone can take me to an adventure, is one way to put it. This might be a dick move, but it got your attention, didn't it? On the internet one sometimes has to take extra measures to "lock eyes" with one they find intriguing.
I don't like if you refer to yourself as a dumbass and such, dear.
I've never participated in a virtual rp, sexual or not, so I think that was not what I was going for.
To be perfectly honest I simply love creating sexual tension & then take it from there. To see if someone can take me to an adventure, is one way to put it. This might be a dick move, but it got your attention, didn't it? On the internet one sometimes has to take extra measures to "lock eyes" with one they find intriguing.
i get your type.. you're a hunter of sorts. a predator. there is no one "type" you go after. you merely create the situation needed for the person in question to become prey. it is then up to them to either figure it out, and choose to remain prey, or to rebel against it. in which case it is then your move. you could either go dominant, or "reverse psychology" dominant and act all hurt and innocent so that they apologize and go with it, with you getting what u wanted in the end any ways. OR if they don't figure it out, you still get what you want, whether it be sex or just to see how they react. either way, it's a headgame, and you play it well. then again, house always wins if the deck is stacked., no?
(sorry for the late reply, i am working on a little project)
(sorry for the late reply, i am working on a little project)
You are giving metal-heads a bad name.
We do not flaunt that we like this genre, we simply say,"Oh yeah, I like metal."
You are a disgrace to metal, may Cthulu have mercy on your soul.
We do not flaunt that we like this genre, we simply say,"Oh yeah, I like metal."
You are a disgrace to metal, may Cthulu have mercy on your soul.
Now listen here, ******* . Learn the difference between JPG and PNG ALREADY.
- JPEG (pronounced jay-peg) is a most commonly used standard method of lossy compression for photographic images.
- PNG (Portable Network Graphics) is a losslessly compressed bitmap image format.
PNG is supposed to substitute GIF format, not JPG format you ************* . For GIF, read "DRAWINGS, PAINTINGS, ICONS, etc" with a tiny palette. PNG IS LIKE A GIF WITH 65K COLOR, DUH.
So stoping saving your ****** PHOTOGRAPHS in PNG. IT WILL NOT IMPROVE THE QUALITY AT ALL, NOR WILL MAKE YOU LOOK COOL OR INDIE.
- JPEG (pronounced jay-peg) is a most commonly used standard method of lossy compression for photographic images.
- PNG (Portable Network Graphics) is a losslessly compressed bitmap image format.
PNG is supposed to substitute GIF format, not JPG format you ************* . For GIF, read "DRAWINGS, PAINTINGS, ICONS, etc" with a tiny palette. PNG IS LIKE A GIF WITH 65K COLOR, DUH.
So stoping saving your ****** PHOTOGRAPHS in PNG. IT WILL NOT IMPROVE THE QUALITY AT ALL, NOR WILL MAKE YOU LOOK COOL OR INDIE.
...and this is relevant to me particularly in any way shape or form HOW???
Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.
You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.
Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.
You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.
Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using a Mac is like.
yeah, that was funnier the first time i read it. funny thing is, i am using windows 7
