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#32 - Sucks to be Sheldon if the popcorn is salted.. 06/17/2013 on Slugs +3
#104 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Stupidity +2
#3 - I love these! Keep up the good work, kind sir!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Science of the week #24 +5
#45 - benryx (06/17/2013) [-]
he gets them from facebook, the page "I fucking love science" posts them
they're cool, but they're not OC
#3 - -but failed, thats why he is in jail 06/17/2013 on Rick rolled straight to jail. 0
#1 - **metaldubstepotato rolls 49** Rick Rolled  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Rick rolled straight to jail. +1
#3 - metaldubstepotato (06/17/2013) [-]
-but failed, thats why he is in jail
User avatar #2 - fluthermucken (06/17/2013) [-]
sexy
#1 - tfw 06/17/2013 on Well, **** +4
#32 - I love him No homo Pic related 06/16/2013 on im with ironman +2
#30 - damn that's a lot of piss Only piss related pic… 06/16/2013 on Mermade +1
#102 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Why my pillow +12
#120 - doyouevenupload (06/16/2013) [-]
#45 - Picture 06/16/2013 on Aww sheeet 0
#43 - I seriously hope you don't prefer to use blood as lube instead of spit  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Aww sheeet 0
#44 - Kingsteveooo (06/16/2013) [-]
#45 - metaldubstepotato (06/16/2013) [-]
#20 - Thank you, kind sir!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Someone Got Caught... +3
#21 - weirdobullshit (06/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#8 - only related picture I had... could someone help me fill my he…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Someone Got Caught... +17
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#20 - metaldubstepotato (06/16/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir!
#21 - weirdobullshit (06/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
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#10 - stabiloboss (06/15/2013) [-]
< The moment Meg realises she has a statue fetish.
User avatar #31 - feelythefeel (06/16/2013) [-]
You kidding? Everyone back then had a statue fetish. Why else would they have legions of well endowed statues?
#28 - Womens Study Major (06/16/2013) [-]
Either that or the statue got an erection.
#5 - Seriously dude, *********** ! but anyway… 06/15/2013 on Tits or GifTFO 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Aww sheeet +51
User avatar #11 - hemming (06/16/2013) [-]
Never understood that picture..
It's not about the blood, it's about the cramps the girl gets and sex will be painful for her..
#31 - Womens Study Major (06/16/2013) [-]
My gf is fine with sex on her period, as am I.
#22 - ayhaychoo (06/16/2013) [-]
Sex helps period cramps. Plus cramps aren't even in the -vagina- D:
User avatar #34 - hemming (06/16/2013) [-]
It's not the cramps that stops her, it's directly painful for my gf the first couple of days where it starts, after that it's fine.
User avatar #19 - rawrimdaisy (06/16/2013) [-]
Orgasms help period cramps
#18 - Womens Study Major (06/16/2013) [-]
Period sex is best sex.
User avatar #15 - Kingsteveooo (06/16/2013) [-]
No, it's the blood, some women have found it feel better when they're on their period.
Plus, blood is an even better lube than spit
#43 - metaldubstepotato (06/16/2013) [-]
I seriously hope you don't prefer to use blood as lube instead of spit
#44 - Kingsteveooo (06/16/2013) [-]
#45 - metaldubstepotato (06/16/2013) [-]
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#47 - Take a moment and think about this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Ohh Buuurn +14
User avatar #51 - anthonyh (06/12/2013) [-]
That's actually really inspiring. Not that I'm going to get off the couch or anything though...
#149 - wow! Thank you! It was something like that I have in mind! Poe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on tfw +1
#150 - adu (06/12/2013) [-]
Glad I could help, stranger.
#147 - I agree with you. I wasn't the one taking the initiative to se…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on tfw 0
User avatar #148 - adu (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm not here to tell other people how to live their lives, it's just baffling how people can have sex with a person yet still be concerned about saying something that "rushes things." If you want my advice, just come up with something funny and heartfelt (or just heartfelt) to tell her that you're willing to stay with the relationship to see where it goes; better or worse. Poems might sound overrated, but they work, just don't go "iambic on thine ass" and don't forget to personalize it and mention a treasured moment shared between you two. Relationships are built upon happy moments spent together, so mentioning one should strengthen the idea in her mind. If you don't want to come off as obsessive or frantic, keep it as an open-ended message that states your current feelings, but also states further curiosity about the relationship itself. Showing curiosity has a way of cancelling out the appearance of sudden unrealistic expectation. It should help your case if she's curious too. I'm not an expert, and you might have to change your approach depending on her personality and her viewpoint of you, but this is what makes sense to me.
#149 - metaldubstepotato (06/12/2013) [-]
wow! Thank you! It was something like that I have in mind! Poems in norwegian sound like a threat(not romantic at all) so I think I'm actually gonna do that! Use curiosity!


Here, have a random, awesome gif. as a sign of my gratitude
#150 - adu (06/12/2013) [-]
Glad I could help, stranger.
#65 - Papercut penis... I also have the picture, but you don't want … 06/12/2013 on Witty comment in an equally... 0
#70 - what the **** are chodes? My friend google refuse… 06/12/2013 on tfw +2
#40 - Comment deleted 06/12/2013 on tfw 0
#39 - But how is the question  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on tfw 0
User avatar #46 - ILIEKPEPSEE (06/12/2013) [-]
"I've gotta admit, NAME, I really like you, I have since WHENEVER YOU FOUND OUT YOU LIKE HER. Will you make me the EMOTION-est man alive and go out with me?"
change as needed.
User avatar #71 - jimmyrustlinhustla (06/12/2013) [-]
your username. GOOD SIR.
User avatar #73 - ILIEKPEPSEE (06/12/2013) [-]
fuck yeah signing up drunk
#37 - The thought of me being in a dream have stroked me several tim…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on tfw +2
#63 - Womens Study Major (06/12/2013) [-]
Eat a bag of chodes
#70 - metaldubstepotato (06/12/2013) [-]
what the fuck are chodes? My friend google refused to help me
#33 - >Meet girl at cafe >8/10 very cute blonde >St…  [+] (22 new replies) 06/12/2013 on tfw +13
#119 - adu (06/12/2013) [-]
So you two have sex without even knowing if you're in a relationship, or what you think of each other? Am I the only one who thinks "Hey, let me put my willy in you" should come AFTER the "I love you" part?

Sex and relationships are so backwards these days. It used to be date>relationship>marriage>sex>kids, now it's date>sex>kids?>relationship?>future ex-wife? Seriously, I can't be the only one thinking this!

Even as much as ten or twenty years ago, say a girl wanted anal after just 2 weeks of even knowing you, and people would call her a slut. I'll take my red thumbs with pride, but I still think people's priorities are mixed up when actually trying to find that person that they want to start a committed relationship with.
User avatar #147 - metaldubstepotato (06/12/2013) [-]
I agree with you. I wasn't the one taking the initiative to sex, but we slept together several nights without having sex. And it turns out that she likes anal (me too) so whythefucknot, right? I don't feel like we rushed things about the sex, just did what felt right. She seems perfect to me, and I really like her. I think I love her, atleast I'm in love thats for sure!

And I was not asking for sexual advice's or corrections, just a good, cute way to say I really care about her and that I love her without making it look like I wanna marry her (yet)
User avatar #148 - adu (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm not here to tell other people how to live their lives, it's just baffling how people can have sex with a person yet still be concerned about saying something that "rushes things." If you want my advice, just come up with something funny and heartfelt (or just heartfelt) to tell her that you're willing to stay with the relationship to see where it goes; better or worse. Poems might sound overrated, but they work, just don't go "iambic on thine ass" and don't forget to personalize it and mention a treasured moment shared between you two. Relationships are built upon happy moments spent together, so mentioning one should strengthen the idea in her mind. If you don't want to come off as obsessive or frantic, keep it as an open-ended message that states your current feelings, but also states further curiosity about the relationship itself. Showing curiosity has a way of cancelling out the appearance of sudden unrealistic expectation. It should help your case if she's curious too. I'm not an expert, and you might have to change your approach depending on her personality and her viewpoint of you, but this is what makes sense to me.
#149 - metaldubstepotato (06/12/2013) [-]
wow! Thank you! It was something like that I have in mind! Poems in norwegian sound like a threat(not romantic at all) so I think I'm actually gonna do that! Use curiosity!


Here, have a random, awesome gif. as a sign of my gratitude
#150 - adu (06/12/2013) [-]
Glad I could help, stranger.
#136 - Womens Study Major (06/12/2013) [-]
You're not the only one. Seems silly to me that people are having sex so much and girls are just giving it up when they're supposed to be the ones "safe-guarding" their bodies, so to speak.

As a girl, I would never have sex before being in a relationship for a while at the very least -- though that may be due to the fact that I haven't ever had it. But even my boyfriend (of a year, no sex because we're taking it slow) has a casual view about sex and has had one-night-stands and I think he's the best person I've met.

People these days are just so casual about it, it bothers me a lot. And it's not like I'm some closed-minded individual either; when I have sex, I want to try almost everything and please my man all the time. But I'm going to wait for it so I can be sure to give myself to one person and one person only. I wish more girls had that viewpoint.

/rant over
User avatar #97 - zarkaronx (06/12/2013) [-]
ask her how she feels about two in the pink one in the stink
User avatar #94 - mattdoggy (06/12/2013) [-]
what is our loves name stranger?
User avatar #93 - popkornking (06/12/2013) [-]
Don't say you love her after 3 weeks, even if you're convinced you do, it will definitely scare her off. Lead in with a compliment and then tell her she means the world to you (or something along those lines)
#80 - captainsheperd (06/12/2013) [-]
stab her and take her humanity
#53 - Womens Study Major (06/12/2013) [-]
BE A MAN
song and dance time
#52 - settantaventi (06/12/2013) [-]
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anal?
marry her fast dude
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User avatar #38 - ILIEKPEPSEE (06/12/2013) [-]
grow a fucking pair and say you like her.
User avatar #39 - metaldubstepotato (06/12/2013) [-]
But how is the question
User avatar #46 - ILIEKPEPSEE (06/12/2013) [-]
"I've gotta admit, NAME, I really like you, I have since WHENEVER YOU FOUND OUT YOU LIKE HER. Will you make me the EMOTION-est man alive and go out with me?"
change as needed.
User avatar #71 - jimmyrustlinhustla (06/12/2013) [-]
your username. GOOD SIR.
User avatar #73 - ILIEKPEPSEE (06/12/2013) [-]
fuck yeah signing up drunk
User avatar #36 - linkofreek (06/12/2013) [-]
you have to wake up first
User avatar #37 - metaldubstepotato (06/12/2013) [-]
The thought of me being in a dream have stroked me several times, but it seems to be real, too good to be true, right?

But hey, dream or not, what should I do?
#63 - Womens Study Major (06/12/2013) [-]
Eat a bag of chodes
#70 - metaldubstepotato (06/12/2013) [-]
what the fuck are chodes? My friend google refused to help me
#26 - I did not need to see this  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Witty comment in an equally... 0
User avatar #43 - electrickwalrus (06/12/2013) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #65 - metaldubstepotato (06/12/2013) [-]
Papercut penis... I also have the picture, but you don't want me to upload it for you

The link leads to the picture... open at your own risk!

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#10 - lskovfoged ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
How does one do the &quot;Potato Dubstep&quot; with metal involved?
How does one do the "Potato Dubstep" with metal involved?
#11 to #10 - metaldubstepotato (02/16/2013) [-]
Good question, you do it like this!   
   
It's mostly metal and dubstep, but slightly potato too!
Good question, you do it like this!

It's mostly metal and dubstep, but slightly potato too!
User avatar #12 to #11 - lskovfoged ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
But that is the Techno Viking!
User avatar #13 to #12 - metaldubstepotato (02/16/2013) [-]
Yes, he is -known- as the technoviking, but he really is the founder of the metaldubstepotato something he has let me carry on in legacy to honor it
#14 to #13 - lskovfoged ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I will let Bane do the dance of my people.
I will let Bane do the dance of my people.
#15 to #14 - metaldubstepotato (02/16/2013) [-]
Bane is awesome!
Bane is awesome!
User avatar #9 - benjiburns (01/15/2013) [-]
jesus, congrats on all those thumbs hahha
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#2 to #1 - metaldubstepotato (10/04/2012) [-]
Shure... idk what to use them for :P but how do i even send them?
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