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messier

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#59 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *… 11/26/2015 on Rough day at the office 0
#32 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2015 on Rough day at the office +3
#54 - newdevyx (11/26/2015) [-]
I thought my room started shaking because i started that and scrolled past.
#59 - messier (11/26/2015) [-]
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**messier rolled image** You must have a really good sound system.
#23 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/26/2015 on Rough day at the office +59
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#71 - ciacheczko (11/26/2015) [-]
I don't like that saying. It's logically flawed. Certain people do certain jobs - they are supposed to be good at what they do. If they do it wrong professionally, critique is adequate.

-If you'd go to a restaurant and you'd get last day's microwaved meal, would you take "It is easier to criticize than to do better. " as an excuse?
-If you'd live in a house that was poorly designed and it would start to crumble in its foundations, do you think it's fair if someone told you "Build a better house if you don't like it" ?
-Are you telling me that if somoene is watching a football match, he can't complain about someone completely messing up just because he isn't a football player himself? Maybe we should cease watching sports and competitions entirely?

So yea. It's easier to drop smartass one-liners left and right, than to admit the harsh truth that people are expected to perform well in their jobs and they damn right should be.
#82 - messier (11/26/2015) [-]
You're over thinking it. The statement is very simple. But you know, every burro has his own saddle.
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#85 - ciacheczko (11/26/2015) [-]
It's very dual statement, actually.

Sometimes it's "Strive to improve yourself instead of judging others"
Other times it's "You can't complain about a movie because you are not a filmmaker"

I see it used in the latter context too often, that's all. I'm alergic to one-liners like this, or "you're just jealous". People can't have genuine negative opinions these days.
#64 - thrifty (11/26/2015) [-]
1: knock hole out in base of chimney (couple feet wide/high)
2: prop rigorously with wood supports (lintel, bracing, etc).
3: repeat around base of stack, in many places, always checking for movement

4: Light a big-ass fire in the middle, fuck off somewhere, read paper or something

5: Wood supports burn, structure loses support, falls over, get paid
#88 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
you must have pillaged some castles in your time
#89 - thrifty (11/26/2015) [-]
Just sayin', it's a pretty easy way to demolish shit without it landing on you.
#29 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
did you get a good enough explanation you autistic fuck?

"it is easier to criticize than to do better" jesus fucking christ
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#48 - amuzen (11/26/2015) [-]
well I mean the guy's not just throwing down some random insult, he's saying an obvious way that he would've done better.
#32 - messier (11/26/2015) [-]
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**messier rolled image** The final proof of greatness lies in being able to endure criticism without resentment.
#54 - newdevyx (11/26/2015) [-]
I thought my room started shaking because i started that and scrolled past.
#59 - messier (11/26/2015) [-]
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**messier rolled image** You must have a really good sound system.
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#25 - deadlyfoez (11/26/2015) [-]
It would have been smarter to just put a cable around it, even low down, and just pull on it from a distance. It is an obvious thing that you NEVER do what this idiot did.
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#78 - lindi (11/26/2015) [-]
Just gonna put this out there, they've taken out most of the brick on the other side of the chimney and taking out a little from the side he is on is supposed to cause the rest of it to collapse to the other side. Unfortunately it falls on top of his digger, fortunately the digger is built to survive something like that, otherwise they wouldn't have bothered doing that with the risk. Besides using excavator diggers like this you would have to use controlled explosives. The guy ain't an idiot, just unlucky
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#66 - iafarmerboy (11/26/2015) [-]
People around here use guns to take down silos. knock a chunk out and then shoot it. Works everytime.
#81 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
I'm stupid texas!
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#44 - **messier used "*roll picture*"** **messier rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2015 on How to light a match... +6
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#60 - furrypuppy (11/07/2015) [-]
Holly, which is the dog's name, didn't become a bitch, actually. She was quite a freaking handful, even for Cesar. He did manage to get her to become a lot calmer, but she was never returned to the owners, simply because she's too dangerous. Here's a video with all the clips with Holly, taken from the episode she appeared in.

Cesar's Worst Bite Dog Whisperer S9 Epi 12 part 2