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Video Games Played: Leauge of Legends
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:9/02/2014
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#53 - Alright guys, every time I give oral to a girl the taste of th…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/20/2012 on I mustache you a question -3
User avatar #72 - Sinless (12/20/2012) [-]
It is an acquired taste when applied to most women, because most women don't eat healthily. But when a women eats healthily, lots of fruits and vegetables , their wetness can taste good. One of my ex's ran college track, she was athletic and rarely put junk into her body. Her juices tasted good, even when she was really sweaty.

The same goes for men, our semen tastes better when we eat healthier. One of my most recent achievements was when this chick in my biology class told me I had the best tasting semen she's ever had. Thank god for homecooking.
#71 - dragonofhate (12/20/2012) [-]
Some people say when a lady eats alot of fruit or pineapple juice, her pussy will taste better, look some of these things up online. :) there might be something to help. oh and for guys we are suppose to eat a lot of protein :) look it up and you'll see why.
User avatar #64 - marcello (12/20/2012) [-]
Get used to it. I don't think it's that bad, kind of like a salty battery.
User avatar #61 - syis (12/20/2012) [-]
You think that your cock tastes like burrito?
#79 - professorfj (12/20/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #69 - blackleather (12/20/2012) [-]
At least he's reciprocating instead of simply forcing his girl to suck him off without him doing the same. Gotta give hime credit for that.
User avatar #67 - TarnRazor (12/20/2012) [-]
Cock tasted normal to me. Like skin pretty much.
#63 - 4chan refugee (12/20/2012) [-]
at least its a solid object. Just a flesh taste as long as you wash it as far as I've been told. A vagina is wet and more slimy. Not really appealing
#57 - gardenmanly (12/20/2012) [-]
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an acquired taste really

if you stop giving oral for a long time, one day you might find yourself wanting that taste again
#56 - bearbar (12/20/2012) [-]
Just go down on girls who wash... I absolutely love doing it
User avatar #58 - asschwitz (12/20/2012) [-]
It's not that they don't wash. It's the taste of the liquid that comes out that I think he is talking about, it's not a very pleasant taste.
#137 - Does she actually say that, or is it a troll ?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Virginity 0
User avatar #179 - Rukioish (12/13/2012) [-]
it's a troll. She never says that. Also, the anime is all about middle schoolers, so zip your pants back up.
User avatar #191 - bluelight (12/13/2012) [-]
it would be better if they were in high school
#154 - Throw him off balance. 12/10/2012 on This guy just slapped your... 0
#37 - Picture 12/01/2012 on Norave Kamakawa +1
#93 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 10/26/2012 on trojans +1
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#28 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #50872 at… 08/08/2012 on Crow 0
#214 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #335985 a… 08/08/2012 on Want... 0
#31 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at M… 08/08/2012 on respect -4
#30 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2012 on EVIL I TELL YOU... +57
#55 - peyko (08/08/2012) [-]
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Perfect!
#31 - 4chan refugee (08/08/2012) [-]
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this roll was perfect
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User avatar #43 - yaarun (08/08/2012) [-]
goldilocks and the 3 asses
#37 - christofferse (08/08/2012) [-]
**christofferse rolled a random image posted in comment #86445 at Anime & Manga ** mfw this gif
#62 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #272 at … 08/08/2012 on Girls -1
#52 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at I… 08/08/2012 on Gettin' tired of your... -1
#48 - I read that in her voice (meg's voice)  [+] (8 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Bad Luck Brian Griffin +36
User avatar #81 - coolponyboy (08/08/2012) [-]
*his
User avatar #61 - supermegasherman (08/08/2012) [-]
mila kunis i believe
#63 - 4chan refugee (08/08/2012) [-]
You believe correctly.
User avatar #65 - supermegasherman (08/08/2012) [-]
then why the fuck did someone thumb me down?
#67 - 4chan refugee (08/08/2012) [-]
Wasn't me bro, I think probably because you pointed out the obvious.
User avatar #68 - supermegasherman (08/08/2012) [-]
not blaming you, you can usually tell if a replier thumb down by the comment they posted. you didn't post a mean comment so i didn't think you thumbed down.
#69 - 4chan refugee (08/08/2012) [-]
That is also correct my friend. I didn't thumb down.
User avatar #71 - supermegasherman (08/08/2012) [-]
well good
#284 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at In… 08/07/2012 on MFW I see two girls kiss in... -2
#260 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at So… 08/07/2012 on End of the world +5
#451 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at … 08/06/2012 on Opinions of America +2
#46 - Best video ever. /watch?v=FjGmZJu8OnY 08/06/2012 on Her vagine hang like a... +2
#45 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #65804 at… 08/06/2012 on Her vagine hang like a... 0
#118 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #9440 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2012 on Oh you, FJ! 0
#124 - 4chan refugee (08/06/2012) [-]
1. too* hard
2. at least it's not another 4chin post
#69 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #79964 at… 08/06/2012 on elijah wood at comic con 0
#59 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #308 at … 08/06/2012 on At the aquarium 0
#72 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at H… 08/06/2012 on probably. 0
#155 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #202 at … 08/06/2012 on Ouch 0
#25 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at O… 08/06/2012 on Peter is a troll +15
#51 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at B… 08/06/2012 on HD dolan +1
#95 - **messier rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at … 08/06/2012 on Whats wrong with girls... +19
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