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messerschmidto

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Date Signed Up:12/26/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
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Favorite Tags: Planes (2)
I like planes.

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#7 - TILT  [+] (7 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Never Forget Your Origins +144
User avatar #17 - darkangeloffire (05/28/2014) [-]
Why is the tilt function there to begin with exactly?
#82 - stokkeprygl (05/28/2014) [-]
sometimes you can save yourself by pressing tilt when the ball goes to the very left (or right) and the hatch is already closed.
#193 - quoterox (05/28/2014) [-]
Exhibit A as to why you should choose your attached pics carefully.

Good comment, bad picture.
#196 - stokkeprygl (05/28/2014) [-]
I've learned my lesson.

Is this better?
#197 - quoterox (05/28/2014) [-]
Perfect.
#21 - fefe (05/28/2014) [-]
I think it was.. Since the ball would sometimes get stuck you would push the tilt button to dislodge it, but if you did it too many times it would freeze like a real pinball machine.
User avatar #22 - darkangeloffire (05/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I remember the freezing part. Anoying as shit.
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on words to take to heart 0
User avatar #26 - SteyrAUG (05/26/2014) [-]
And of the benevolent leaders who say it is unnecessary.
#18 - I was waiting for him to get hit by a car.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Whoops +1
#23 - jalthelas (05/26/2014) [-]
Glad I'm not the only fucked up human on here.
#5 - You raise an excellent point  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Survival missions in a... +1
#8 - kolonam has deleted their comment.
#18 - Gotcha. I think I've heard of those, and apparently they're … 05/25/2014 on Equestria's Stories 29 +1
#16 - I'm afraid I don't get it. Anybody explain please?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Equestria's Stories 29 +1
#17 - GoldenBob (05/25/2014) [-]
Cupcakes + Rainbow Factory

Two popular stories within the community for their genre
User avatar #18 - messerschmidto (05/25/2014) [-]
Gotcha. I think I've heard of those, and apparently they're fucked up.
Thanks!
#18 - Ohhhhhhhhhhh 05/21/2014 on scroll +1
#6 - That's a purty piece of poetry you got in that there description. 05/21/2014 on wi fi +1
#16 - Clinton tho 05/21/2014 on I present you, the 90s 0
#3 - I've been putting out fires... WITH GASOLINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… 05/21/2014 on Try it at home +1
#12 - You Dune-referencing ************ This is wicked 05/21/2014 on This would make the best... 0
#18 - That first panel 05/21/2014 on Extra Fabulous Comics... 0
#11 - The only one with pictures of Mark Rutte? I've got a bunch…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Me at school +1
#18 - chrisel (05/21/2014) [-]
This is all I have.
#6 - Sweet, what a coincidence 05/20/2014 on Herman Drenth 0
#4 - I that Rutte? I just posted that guy  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Herman Drenth 0
User avatar #5 - reefteef (05/20/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #6 - messerschmidto (05/20/2014) [-]
Sweet, what a coincidence
#5 - That teacher looks like the Prime Minister of the Netherlands  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Me at school +3
#10 - iogc (05/20/2014) [-]
Is he dead as well?
User avatar #7 - chrisel (05/20/2014) [-]
Luckily I'm not the only one with this.
#11 - messerschmidto (05/21/2014) [-]
The only one with pictures of Mark Rutte?
I've got a bunch that I was using for a project, and I felt like keeping em.
#18 - chrisel (05/21/2014) [-]
This is all I have.
#178 - That's a pretty good strategy. 05/19/2014 on one cool plant +1
#176 - Ah, in this version Audrey II fatally wounds Audrey, then Audr…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on one cool plant +1
#177 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh, okay, yeah, that's how the bad ending in the movie went, iirc. The difference was that they ended with superimposed models of Audrey II cackling over cityscapes to make them look all huge and Godzilla-like. It was mad creepyweird.
If I ever come into possession of a venus fly trap I'll do my best not to feed it people.
User avatar #178 - messerschmidto (05/19/2014) [-]
That's a pretty good strategy.
#7 - Picture 05/19/2014 on Real Dick Move 0
#161 - Morbid as **** , I really enjoyed it. The guy playing t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2014 on one cool plant +1
#175 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
Which ending did they do? For the movie, I know they originally had a different ending, where the main characters get killed and Audrey's species takes over the world. I'm assuming that's how the play was.
In theaters they changed it to "guy gets the girl & lives happily ever after" so that everybody could go home happy.
User avatar #176 - messerschmidto (05/19/2014) [-]
Ah, in this version Audrey II fatally wounds Audrey, then Audrey's last wish is to be fed to Audrey II so that Seymour can be successful.
A botanist arrives the next morning to get plant samples from Audrey II, and Seymour realizes that Audrey II intends to take over the world. He starts shooting the plant, but that doesn't work, so he grabs a machete, intending to kill it from the inside. He jumps into the mouth with the sword, but it doesn't work and he gets eaten.
Then the botanist comes back, fails to give a shit that Seymour isn't there, and carts of samples to make more Audrey II.
Morale: Don't feed the plant
#177 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh, okay, yeah, that's how the bad ending in the movie went, iirc. The difference was that they ended with superimposed models of Audrey II cackling over cityscapes to make them look all huge and Godzilla-like. It was mad creepyweird.
If I ever come into possession of a venus fly trap I'll do my best not to feed it people.
User avatar #178 - messerschmidto (05/19/2014) [-]
That's a pretty good strategy.
#46 - I watched my school's production of that last night  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2014 on one cool plant +1
#85 - atma (05/18/2014) [-]
How was it?
#161 - messerschmidto (05/18/2014) [-]
Morbid as fuck, I really enjoyed it. The guy playing the dentist stole it.
#175 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
Which ending did they do? For the movie, I know they originally had a different ending, where the main characters get killed and Audrey's species takes over the world. I'm assuming that's how the play was.
In theaters they changed it to "guy gets the girl & lives happily ever after" so that everybody could go home happy.
User avatar #176 - messerschmidto (05/19/2014) [-]
Ah, in this version Audrey II fatally wounds Audrey, then Audrey's last wish is to be fed to Audrey II so that Seymour can be successful.
A botanist arrives the next morning to get plant samples from Audrey II, and Seymour realizes that Audrey II intends to take over the world. He starts shooting the plant, but that doesn't work, so he grabs a machete, intending to kill it from the inside. He jumps into the mouth with the sword, but it doesn't work and he gets eaten.
Then the botanist comes back, fails to give a shit that Seymour isn't there, and carts of samples to make more Audrey II.
Morale: Don't feed the plant
#177 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh, okay, yeah, that's how the bad ending in the movie went, iirc. The difference was that they ended with superimposed models of Audrey II cackling over cityscapes to make them look all huge and Godzilla-like. It was mad creepyweird.
If I ever come into possession of a venus fly trap I'll do my best not to feed it people.
User avatar #178 - messerschmidto (05/19/2014) [-]
That's a pretty good strategy.
#44 - I actually went to watch Little Shop of Horrors last night, so… 05/18/2014 on one cool plant +7
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on (untitled) +44
#14 - ScottP Comment deleted by messerschmidto
#5 - It does say "Next-gen" 05/17/2014 on Is it me, or is Patrick... +7
#2 - I thought the potato had a halo/aura thing i the first panel 05/17/2014 on The Thoughts +10

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User avatar #212 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
boop
#211 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #210 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #203 - holothewisewolf (01/06/2013) [-]
well aren't you a cutie?
#204 to #203 - messerschmidto (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh, stop it you.
User avatar #205 to #204 - holothewisewolf (01/07/2013) [-]
Or rather I should call you handsome.
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