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mesocorny

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:9/21/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:California
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#22814
Highest Content Rank:#2457
Highest Comment Rank:#2580
Content Thumbs: 4236 total,  5416 ,  1180
Comment Thumbs: 1824 total,  2899 ,  1075
Content Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 142 Content: Faptastic → Level 143 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:222 times
Total Comments Made:1010
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#197 - It looks like that worm is about twice the mantis' length. jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Bugs controlling their hosts +4
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#207 - playerdous (05/27/2014) [-]
you mean a tapeworm?
just sayin
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#210 - mesocorny (05/27/2014) [-]
tapeworms are thin (despite their long length of up to 50 feet) and light colored and they usually don't force their way out of your rectum. i'm talking about about a 12 foot 2 - 3 inch thick dark worm that literally rips you a new one by forcing it's way out, not one that gets comfy inside of you and makes you skinny.
#212 - tapeworms (05/27/2014) [-]
Mmm.
#226 - Comment deleted 05/26/2014 on Why I never get laid 0
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Coloring Book Corruptions... 0
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#10 - thirdoffive (05/26/2014) [-]
There's a difference between cartoon gore and IRL gore. Especially if it puts a nasty image that I can't get out of my head.

Also, you should really be more careful when calling people hypocrites. Especially when you thumb up your own comments.
#9 - theblargypargler (05/26/2014) [-]
Okay, holy fuck. You just thumbed yourself up. Any credibility you had was lost when you decided that you needed to thumb yourself up.
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#12 - biscuitsunited (05/26/2014) [-]
I didn't even know you could do that
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#14 - theblargypargler (05/26/2014) [-]
He commented as anon since he had been blocked, then thumbed it up with his account.
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#15 - biscuitsunited (05/26/2014) [-]
Damn thats low
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Coloring Book Corruptions... 0
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#10 - thirdoffive (05/26/2014) [-]
There's a difference between cartoon gore and IRL gore. Especially if it puts a nasty image that I can't get out of my head.

Also, you should really be more careful when calling people hypocrites. Especially when you thumb up your own comments.
#9 - theblargypargler (05/26/2014) [-]
Okay, holy fuck. You just thumbed yourself up. Any credibility you had was lost when you decided that you needed to thumb yourself up.
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#12 - biscuitsunited (05/26/2014) [-]
I didn't even know you could do that
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#14 - theblargypargler (05/26/2014) [-]
He commented as anon since he had been blocked, then thumbed it up with his account.
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#15 - biscuitsunited (05/26/2014) [-]
Damn thats low
#4 - I'm sorry, Kim, just not funny. 05/26/2014 on admin's hot pockets 0
#4 - you might want to post your best first. it'll get some good na… 05/26/2014 on Hi-Def Comics #1 - Rufus... 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Coloring Book Corruptions... 0
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#10 - thirdoffive (05/26/2014) [-]
There's a difference between cartoon gore and IRL gore. Especially if it puts a nasty image that I can't get out of my head.

Also, you should really be more careful when calling people hypocrites. Especially when you thumb up your own comments.
#9 - theblargypargler (05/26/2014) [-]
Okay, holy fuck. You just thumbed yourself up. Any credibility you had was lost when you decided that you needed to thumb yourself up.
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#12 - biscuitsunited (05/26/2014) [-]
I didn't even know you could do that
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#14 - theblargypargler (05/26/2014) [-]
He commented as anon since he had been blocked, then thumbed it up with his account.
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#15 - biscuitsunited (05/26/2014) [-]
Damn thats low
#1 - yep, we're all smart asses 'round these parts.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Some funny comments on... +11
#2 - internetexplain (05/26/2014) [-]
K
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#11 - internetexplain (05/26/2014) [-]
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#33 - ohemgeezus (05/26/2014) [-]
one more and you got the KKK
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#111 - mesocorny (05/27/2014) [-]
K.
#38 - redpancake (05/26/2014) [-]
#90 - .-. 05/26/2014 on The Internet 0
#88 - **mesocorny rolled image ** this one's better  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on The Internet +10
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#150 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
*roll image*
*roll pictures*
*roll images*
*roll dubs*
*roll badass awesome*
*roll inspiring funny*

i figure one of these has to give me a good roll
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#90 - mesocorny (05/26/2014) [-]
.-.
#43 - I don't have a GF because I'm a master beta... ...and… 05/25/2014 on /b/ +3
#301 - One of the better cosplay matches i've seen. 05/25/2014 on Gods Be Damned 0
#101 - I didn't lol until "I'm onto you, you ******* rat." 05/25/2014 on suspicious a fuck +3
#191 - **mesocorny rolled image ** Two things are making me feel r… 05/25/2014 on /b/ on 9/11 0
#189 - Comment deleted 05/25/2014 on /b/ on 9/11 0
#184 - that kid has "future bukkake star" written all over him. 05/25/2014 on /b/ on 9/11 0
#104 - 'Cause I'm average. 05/24/2014 on Nature at work 0
#379 - I bet that girl in the fifth picture down would look pretty go… 05/24/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 3 0
#75 - intuition.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Nature at work +1
#77 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
why are you so mean?
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#104 - mesocorny (05/24/2014) [-]
'Cause I'm average.
#71 - when you started asking for them?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Nature at work +1
#73 - nimithecat (05/09/2014) [-]
What makes you think i did?
#75 - mesocorny (05/09/2014) [-]
intuition.
#77 - nimithecat (05/10/2014) [-]
why are you so mean?
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#104 - mesocorny (05/24/2014) [-]
'Cause I'm average.
#70 - what this reminded of... credit to nevermore-neverles…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Nature at work 0
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#82 - sabcy (05/10/2014) [-]
First off, Shego hates Kim on a deep level.
Second, Kim is in a steady relationship.
Third, Rufus disapproves of your tom-foolery.
Forth ... I don't have a forth, so I'm going for a nacco.
#95 - anon (05/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** fifth. doesn't matter had sex
#65 - **mesocorny rolled image ** you can't always get what you want.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Addy has asked..... +3
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#77 - treefox (05/10/2014) [-]
But sometimes you get what you need.
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#69 - sabcy (05/10/2014) [-]
your picture seems to disagree with you.
#42 - **mesocorny rolled image ** only when i get horny. 05/09/2014 on Condoms R Us +6
#51 - depends on if that is a male or female port between it's legs. 05/09/2014 on What A Time to Be Alive, I... 0
#63 - i had some oddly touching stuff as a kid... ...i… 05/09/2014 on Hell Couple 0

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