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#11 - You ok there buddy? 07/21/2016 on T.C. Ch. 2: Insincere Girl +7
#16 - The one with blue hair looks a bit like Ike from fire emblem.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2016 on RPG Party Composition 0
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#26 - sirrawrsalot (06/08/2016) [-]
Yeah, Luka(Assuming, haven't played this yet) Has very similar hair and armor to Path of Radiance Ike... not so much for beefcake Ike
#89 - I guess I can't make any judgements when I haven't even played… 06/07/2016 on D.VA comp 0
#61 - No sure how i feel about people presenting D.va as a childlik…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2016 on D.VA comp 0
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#89 - mescoman (06/07/2016) [-]
I guess I can't make any judgements when I haven't even played the game though whoops
#38 - I feel like I would get lost in the subspace amulet: no time p… 06/04/2016 on Day 30 accessory 0
#73 - These articles will just increase the views that the videos ge… 05/31/2016 on Blizzard is taking down... 0
#5 - Why would the girl get mad at him? Is it because he lied to av…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/30/2016 on Anon might be M. Night... +86
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#8 - anametoremember (05/30/2016) [-]
it doesn't say anything about pressing responsibility, just a girl wanting to meet up with one possible father for her child...which is kinda sad but whatever. plus she immediately accepts his (fake) explanation as to why he isn't, and goes on her way. seems reasonable. i guess in the end she kinda gets mad for being lied to? even though anon was right...

but then again, it's a 4chan post, so it probably never happened.
#44 - anon (05/30/2016) [-]
You're looking at this the wrong way.

If she knew she didn't have sex with anyone else, she'd immediately call bullshit.

But she didn't. Dead giveaway to a cheating whore at this point.

Now that I think of it, decent way to test someone if you're unsure. Especially if that someone is trying to frame you into paying child support for someone else's brat.
#48 - anon (05/30/2016) [-]
The post said she was just a random girl to him, not his girlfriend or anything, so how would she be a cheating whore exactly?
#6 - pingun (05/30/2016) [-]
Its one of those women who fuck you to get pregnant so you will be forced to stay with them.

Crazy bitches pretty much.
#56 - flamingopher (05/31/2016) [-]
Oh, also known as my best friends girlfriend. Yeah... haven't seen him in ages.
#58 - pingun (06/01/2016) [-]
RIP man... rip....
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#12 - shamblerdk (05/30/2016) [-]
My fiancées younger brother is with a girl like that. Their daughter is about 1½ years old now. He's in school on weekdays but home every weekend. In the weekdays, where she's alone with the kid, she feeds her but does fuck all else around the appartment. When he gets home every friday, there's 5 garbage bags to take out, filled with spent diapers. She couldn't even handle taking their daughter to the daycare, so the government sponsored a cab, to pick her up every day. Now she can't even handle to take her down to the cab. Needless to say, his life is a living hell and depression has started setting in. Neither father nor kid has a bright future and the mother doesn't care about any of them. There's more shit to tell, but I'll spare you unless you want to hear more...
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#13 - pingun (05/30/2016) [-]
I love to hear about stuff like that, even though its depressing and all.

Seems like such a possible outcome in todays world, you just go home with someone once then everything is fucked. Better to just accept that it could happend and be somewhat ready for it i guess.

Thats the world we're living in....

But any backstory on how it led to the kid? I mean, the girl dosent seem to want it that much, but crazy bitches have dont stuff like that before even if it fucks their own lives over....
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#15 - shamblerdk (05/30/2016) [-]
Well, they'd know each other for about a year, before they became a couple. She tells him she's on the pill and he believes it, because why shouldn't he? They also agree, that should pregnancy happen, that she'd take a morning after pill(I think that's the name?) because neither of them are ready to be parents (they're both 20 years old but about as responsible as 10-year-olds). Fast-forward 3 months: She announces to him that she's pregnant and that she'll get an abortion. That same day, she decides to keep the baby against his wishes. (We've later found out that she had been lying about being on the pill. She had the pills, sure, but she wasn't taking them.) She has also announced that she's aspiring to be a housewife, which translates to basically opting out of going to school and least of all getting a job. I could maybe forgive her a little bit, if she was actually playing the part, but as I mentioned earlier; she does literally nothing around the appartment. Their appartment has around 30 centimeters (~1 foot) of clothes lying everywhere. She just lies in their couch, watching TV all day. Furthermore, she leaves half-eaten food on plates everywhere, which is rotting, making the appartment smell like a public garbage dump. In Denmark, when you get a kid, you get to opt out of society for a year. You'll get paid a small sum of money, enough to get by, so you're able to give your child a proper upbringing in that crucial first year. Of course this girl wants to exploit that; a year has gone by and she's mentioned that she might want to get a second kid. She has not a single ounce of shame! The government is now talking about taking away the kid, because it's being neglected during the weekdays. In his eyes, that'd be the best thing that could happen, because he would lose all financial responsibilities to the kid. The weird(er) thing is, when you speak with her, about everyday stuff, she seems so normal and likeable. I fucking hate her guts for having screwed him over like she has. And I don't say that lightly - I have an extremely short list of people, I literally hate on a personal level
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#16 - pingun (05/30/2016) [-]
Seems like a crazy bitch indeed, lets hope your fiancées brother gets trough it all and get to go back to his previous life...
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#17 - shamblerdk (05/30/2016) [-]
I am not sure anything will ever turn back to "normal" for him anymore. I really feel for the guy
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#18 - pingun (05/30/2016) [-]
oh yeah, its just sad the bitch could do something like that to someone...
These things, they give you huge trust issues, the guy is going to be fucked for years...
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#19 - shamblerdk (05/30/2016) [-]
He is.
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#9 - reaperssprint (05/30/2016) [-]
Or a woman who was trying to be honest and let possible father's know the situation, nowhere did it say she was pressuring him or anything.

I'd prefer the girl tell me the possibility instead of it turning out to be mine and getting fucked by forced child payments out of nowhere.
#102 - If your defenition of viable is consistently being top 3 at to… 05/29/2016 on netta 0
#100 - But most of the ones I have mentioned have been in top 8 at a …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2016 on netta 0
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#101 - empirennn (05/28/2016) [-]
Yes most of the ones you have are at tournaments(at the time of FoTM patches)

But those aren't the ones that win the tournaments. Those are just the standard entry level.

You'll see roughly the same 3~5 characters in the top of every tournament.
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#102 - mescoman (05/29/2016) [-]
If your defenition of viable is consistently being top 3 at tournaments then your statement about 20% being viable is correct. However I don't think that it's fair for that to be one of the only judging factors considering that there are only a handful of players who place at the top of every tournament, especially since these players use quite a variety of characters themselves.
#80 - I joined 05/26/2016 on Tomo-chan wa onna no ko!... 0