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| Age: | 20 |
| Facebook Profile: | I fucking hate facebook |
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| Consoles Owned: | a bunch of broken ones, ps3, xbox 360, ps4, nintendo 3ds, a barely played wii |
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| Date Signed Up: | 1/02/2015 |
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| #4 - pls no [+] (37 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on (untitled) | -9 |
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anon (12/17/2015) [-] This didn't have anything to do with Homestuck. The only way they're similar is that the characters have similar text colors and a dude with black hair has rectangular glasses. I've read the entire comic twice, and I don't remember a character with a green bow. If all the Homestuck content is like this, no wonder we're considered cancer And so passes another episode of: "I didn't know it was Homestuck" psssst: fandoms like Homestuck arent as popular as Undertale, and people will give negative thumbs out of spite Brodadda, the characters somewhat resemble the character's ingame sprites, including their primary colors used in the comic presented here, the exact same as in the comic. The person got red thummie-wummies because people didn't understand what he meant, because homestuck is not nearly as relevant as it was anymore and didn't get nearly as much of a circlejerk as Undertale has on this site. sorry for long post The joke is that the characters in the comic strip are like the characters in the webcomic. I don't know if you didn't understand what I just said, or just didn't care enough to read it. Your joking now, right ? You are acting really salty all the sudden over this.I talked to you a while ago, and you seem a pretty cool dude.. but almost every reply to these posts are just salty AF. ???? I absolutely fucking hate homestuck. like, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 10 is most hated and 1 is least hated, homestuck is like a fifty. The author is a decent enough writer, but is spending so much time dicking with his readers that his story has stopped becoming cohesive. not because it's challenging to understand or anything like that, but because he starts contradicting himself and then saying "loltimetravel." there's rapid scene transitions with literally no explaination as to how or why. there was one section where it flipped over to an alternate universe in the middle of a conversation and then never picked up the conversation again. and it wasn't a conversation about something you'd keep hush hush. the character design is quite shitty, and the story as a whole - cycling back to it being noncohesive - is convoluted. it started out very simple and had an idea you could get behind, but developed into something that literally killed my braincells while reading it. and don't get me started on the fucking fandom. people like merrrione who just find some reason to inject it into anything with any little tiny foothold (example, this girl wears glasses, has black hair, and talks in the color green. OMG HOMESTUCK!) are literally the least worst part of this fandom. a few years ago a friend of mine tried to create a cult around the stupid sburb game purely to get into freshman panties, and it worked. it. fucking. worked. so yeah, I absolutely fucking detest homestuck, and would rather put a gun to my head and pull the trigger than waste braincells on it again. and no, this post is in no way related to homestuck. just because girls with black hair have a text color for green does not make it suddenly homestuck. Here's a little brakedown of why your salty. Getting mad about a plotline is just a you problem. Honestly, if you don't like his style of writing or something, then thats no biggie. But to be honest playing with relationships in a story includes a plot element, by 'dicking with readers' you mean plot twists, right ? Those are also some things that happen regularly in storys, comics, games, etc. Yeah, its cohesive, but its gotten ass-draggingly hard to follow. If you wan't to just read a twenty-page explanation of the bullshit, go ahead, but if you don't like the comic, your not inclined to call it 'bad' just because of a plot that is too hard to follow in your eyes. Yeah, there's time travel, but there's character development and story arcs involved, and by 'time travel' you realize that most people there completely retain their memories, right ? Even the alternate universe Dave transformed into Davesprite, and the 'time traveling' that happened was a major element in the story. If you didn't like it, then just don't read it ? Yeah, he isn't really contradicting anything, because that's just what time travel IS, and people in the comic use it reverse things like completely failing their quest, or to solve a mystery, or to generally 'fix things'. Even then, character death is never completely reversed. Scene transitions don't really work how you think they are. Sub-plots are another major story element, and if you don't understand them, then the most obvious example would be Brian and Stewies random conversations or events that happen in most of the episodes ( not counting episodes revolving around them ) . Also, cutting of from something 'you normally wouldn't keep hush hush ' is just building tension or suspense, even going as far to say its building reverse dramatic irony ( Regular being the reader knows something the characters don't, like how in horror movies where we know the killer is up the stairs and yell at the character in question to not go up the stairs, but obviously, its fruitless.) It's also played where the characters in the story know something the reader doesn't, thus building suspense and tension, trying to convice the reader in question to continue being interested in the book. The character design is a debatable topic. There are flat,static,round,and dynamic characters.The 'main characters' in question being the four humans, twelve trolls, and the other four humans revealed later in the comic respectively all have massively different personalities, most of them evolving into their own character arcs ( Getting over knowing you could be destined to fail, self-respect issues, abusive parenting, getting over the death of a loved one, etc. ) and more have all been presented and putten thought into. The characters are so vastly different to have a character you could call your favorite, or someone you could relate to, or to be able to play with love triangles, also to try and keep the reader interested ( hey look, its another thing a lot of popular storys do ). You mention that the story is convoluted, a more negative connotation of 'complicated' , both meaning the story has a lot of depth and may be hard to work around at times. Many books play upon this fact, as some almost being a challenge to read the main selling point. While that may or may not be the purpose of it happening in Homestuck in question, it has a definite presence. Also, hating something because YOUR FRIEND built something around it just to manipulate people.. doesn't make any sense at all ? If anything, it sounds like your jealous you didn't get a part of the action, or if you were AGAINST manipulating something people are passionate about, you simply hate what your friend DID. So either your mislooking a terrible action that your friend committed, or you see it from a moral standpoint as totally okay and you just wish you had gotten there in time. Niether of these have anything to do with homestuck. TLR because for fucks sake you aren't gonna bother to read any of that bullshit. > You can't get mad at a story for including a basic plot element you don't like, even if the element in question is present in lots of popular media. > You can't get mad at something because of what your friend did. There's only two situations where this makes sense, and neither of them are good ( read spoiler ) > If you don't like any kind of media presentation, you can't get mad at it because its not to your tastes. This is the definition of " I'm a soul-sucking leech who tends to think everyone needs to act like me. " None of what you have presented to me makes any sense, and I have read the comic and are currently waiting for the next update. #64 -
anon (12/18/2015) [-] Man, you are so angry you don't even know what your typing. I talked about plot twists maybe twice. Andrew Hussdick was joking about that statement, and quote unquote 'trolls' the fanbase quite often. Homestuck isn't supposed to be looked at as some kind of masterpiece, and you should never expect some H.P. Lovecraft kind of writing from a webcomic out of anything. Homestuck is supposed to be read knowing that its just a funny gag webcomic. You aren't supposed to fully understand it, and people like it because of its humor and its story, but only in the same way something like One Punch Man presents its story. Here's a little hint so you can enjoy things better You aren't supposed to take things seriously when they don't take themselves seriously. Lay back, relax, enjoy the story. If you can't sit down and do that then the webcomic just isn't for you. If you don't like that, it doesn't mean the comic is bad, because people have different tastes on things and eventually your gonna have to realize this. I don't know what else I can tell you, man. "Their ancestors"? Do you mean Jane and Jake? Because that was post scratch Those weren't their ancestors Those were their guardians in the post scratch timeline. And also They are siblings as they were made by John himself through ectobiology and then sent to earth on meteors (which it shows this the whole time, thats how John found out how nana actually died.) 3:57 starts the making of the kids and their guardians in pre-scratch existence. The clones of their guardians that John made are actually Jake, Roxy, Dirk, and Jane for the post-scratch, as its explained that one of the jobs of each Sburb sessions ectobiologist is to create those used in the games fail-safe (which is the scratch). Im just explaining it in more detail Seriously all the wiki does is act like the fans and basically say "OH MUH GUD EVERYTHING IS SO LIKE, COMPLICATED. I CANT EVEN KEEP TRACK OF WHO IS RELATED." While I will admit it is seriously convoluted and confusing, its definitely not as bad as people claim it to be. I will also mention that the fandom ruined it for me. I can still enjoy it, but you can tell their shitting way of trying to step in and try and take control of what is happening, and them getting so attached to the trolls, who are 90% fucking boring has basically ruined what the comic had going for it. #20 -
dragonjackel (12/16/2015) [-] Yeah they're ancestors arent, but ectobiology took genetic shit from one of Jade's ancestors, and one of John's ancestors, and mixed them together, creating to babies who were delivered to earth via meteor (ignore the fact that that is insane/retarded, its homestuck after all) and were raised by their parent/grandparent | ||
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| #15 - wut game | 12/16/2015 on qwertyuiopå | +1 |
| #32 - they both look like they're getting bjs on the sly | 12/16/2015 on Women...am I right, guys? | 0 |
| #9 - i cant believe hugh jackman is wearing those weird *******… | 12/15/2015 on why you dont do leg day | 0 |
| #9 - battle doesnt actually mean "battle" the souls o… | 12/14/2015 on (untitled) | +3 |
| #37 - how do you find paliden? in dragonborn? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/14/2015 on Evolution of all races in... | 0 |
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| #35 - i thought snow elves and falmer were the same thing after they… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Evolution of all races in... | +3 |
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skelebones (12/14/2015) [-] kinda... the surviving snow elf. that paliden dude. he dosent refer to them as falmer. just the betrayed. and he doesnt refer to himself as a falmer but a snow elf. the word falmer means bad things to ppl in skyrim. so to distance himself he uses the translated name snow elf instead to describe himself. sooo yeah | ||
| #34 - which game wasnt numbered? battlespire? [+] (2 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Evolution of all races in... | 0 |
| The two spinoffs "Battlespire: An Elder Scrolls Legend" and "Redguard: An Elder Scrolls Adventure" (which OP forgot) weren't numbered. | ||
| #9 - a haiku is a short composition made of three verses the fi… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/14/2015 on Haiku | +6 |
| #34 - i've heard the prequels are considered okay except for episode… | 12/14/2015 on Neither were the ewoks | +1 |
| #11 - das a good looking character m8 | 12/14/2015 on Will you comply? | -1 |
| #56 - Picture | 12/14/2015 on *Enough Fuel | +8 |
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| #3 - varying degrees of the hitchhiker's thumb it's genetic | 12/13/2015 on What the... | 0 |
| #8 - nice. | 12/13/2015 on How Gummy Worms are Made... | 0 |
| #20 - go ahead op let me know when it's finished i *****… | 12/13/2015 on HERE YE HERE YE | 0 |
| #9 - except for when you no longer have a penis that's objectiv… [+] (9 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on they can be returned | +67 |
| Unless your James Bond, I don't think it's too big of a concern. #43 -
anon (12/13/2015) [-] I always tell myself this. Any situation could be worse, not matter what. Even if you are all alone bleeding out, on the edge of death...it could be worse. #77 -
anon (12/13/2015) [-] Exactly! Because you could be bleeding out alone on the edge of death while being eaten alive by ants. | ||
| #6 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on How Gummy Worms are Made... | 0 |
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| #5 - This is 70 meters. A long longest in escalator. The country. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on Chin-up bar | +40 |
| #10 - Picture | 12/13/2015 on tweets by real birds | +3 |
| #15 - is this a meme i dont get it [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on aye lmao | +2 |
| #18 - no, i know the story, i just want one of the youtubers to actu… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/12/2015 on holy shit. | +1 |
| #12 - did any of those who played it ever mention the sick story beh… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on holy shit. | 0 |
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| #8 - i look so horrible in disco clubs my group of friends (the few… | 12/12/2015 on MFW I am dragged out to... | 0 |

