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merrrione

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: I fucking hate facebook
Youtube Channel: I'll get there eventually
Steam Profile: merrrione95
Consoles Owned: a bunch of broken ones, ps3, xbox 360, ps4, nintendo 3ds, a barely played wii
Video Games Played: Nearly all those that dont involve mouse controls
PSN: Anodar37
Interests: Mostly videogames
Date Signed Up:1/02/2015
Last Login:1/15/2016
Location:Italy
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#83 - a short one...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2015 on Effects of Alcohol +20
#91 - ThatFatMummy (07/13/2015) [-]
Words can't describe how hard you made me laugh.
#16 - star ocean 5 hnnnnnnnng 07/13/2015 on Shirt 0
#1276 - **merrrione used "*roll picture*"** **merrrione rolled ima… 07/13/2015 on This goes up Admin's butt 0
#59 - does this game even have a worthwhile playerbase? i was consid… 07/13/2015 on Burn 0
#32 - >juji's fw 07/13/2015 on (untitled) -2
#37 - Picture 07/13/2015 on Effects of Alcohol +3
#116 - "semivir" half-man she kept de dick  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2015 on Something In The Basement +1
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#118 - darkoblivion (07/13/2015) [-]
even better.
#3 - Picture 07/13/2015 on MEMEMES 0
#4 - ...jokexplain?  [+] (15 new replies) 07/12/2015 on If Marty McFly was a Black Guy +4
#9 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
Pretty sure he's threatening to kill his son if he doesn't listen, because he did it once he can do it again.
#20 - repulsiveronald (07/13/2015) [-]
**repulsiveronald used "*roll picture*"**
**repulsiveronald rolled image**Or the daughter died shortly after birth
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#7 - sciencexplain (07/12/2015) [-]
I got this, since that dude hijacked one of my old summons.

He says he would wear a condom. No sister = Ability to time travel. The kid doesn't have a sister, so he concludes that his father is a time traveller, and if he doesn't obey his father's commands, he can go back and undo his conception too.
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#18 - kaiserdjg (07/13/2015) [-]
I srsly thought it was a miscarriage and the dad asks the son to clean his room because he wants to cry alone and the son does it because he understands....
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#24 - badgoodass (07/13/2015) [-]
Dude that's hella dark
#21 - vegasstoner (07/13/2015) [-]
thats more along the lines of what i was thinking.
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#19 - kaiserdjg (07/13/2015) [-]
And obvs he would wear the condom to save himself and his wife the pain....
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#15 - sweetjessierose (07/13/2015) [-]
I thought it was an abortion joke?
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#10 - themightymrplow (07/13/2015) [-]
Wait... really? I thought the kid just assumed he killed his sister, and that's why he was so eager to do his chores. So he doesn't get dead.
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#12 - pazuchan (07/13/2015) [-]
I don't understand why you get thumbed down, it's not that bad to misunderstood this joke... besides it's not totally stupid to think it was about a murder/abortion...
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#6 - dorg (07/12/2015) [-]
Abortion or something similar.
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#13 - pazuchan (07/13/2015) [-]
I don't understand why you get thumbed down, it's comprehensible for you to think of an abortion in this context
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#27 - dorg (07/13/2015) [-]
I have no idea, at the moment 68 people have liked/disliked my comment, so it is controversial to say the least.
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#25 - werfgh (07/13/2015) [-]
because -funnyjunk-
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#5 - mrshrapnel (07/12/2015) [-]
His tricking his son into thinking his a timetraveller.
#4 - warframe content. this is perfect. 07/12/2015 on impressive F1 pitstop +4
#16 - paint skills out of this world 07/12/2015 on (untitled) +31
#55 - i've been sleeping like **** . sleep tight, pizza. 07/12/2015 on Never die alone +1
#60 - well if you're gonna be like that, today isnt really history yet. 07/12/2015 on Medicine Post 1/? 0
#53 - but what about the future  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Medicine Post 1/? +2
#59 - comicironic (07/12/2015) [-]
I remember when we studied the future in history class.
It was pretty sick.
#60 - merrrione (07/12/2015) [-]
well if you're gonna be like that, today isnt really history yet.
#89 - for christ's sake it's even got the tip 07/12/2015 on Cinema coke talk +1
#155 - yes. because he's in a 1v5 where 5 people arent really fighting.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2015 on 1 v 5 0
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#157 - altari (07/12/2015) [-]
Like I said, even if they aren't really fighting, he'll get his ass beat if he holds back.

It's not like I know for sure, but I imagine the 5 kids started the fight. Maybe getting their ass beat will make them think that bullying/fighting is bad.
If the one kid started the fight then I imagine he'll get in a shit load of trouble later anyway. And besides, it's just little kids fighting. not like he'll hurt them bad or anything.
#150 - kid's vicious enough to hit the face everyone else is holding back  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2015 on 1 v 5 0
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#154 - altari (07/12/2015) [-]
Well I mean, kids in a 1v5, if he holds back he's gonna get the shit kicked out of him.
#155 - merrrione (07/12/2015) [-]
yes. because he's in a 1v5 where 5 people arent really fighting.
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#157 - altari (07/12/2015) [-]
Like I said, even if they aren't really fighting, he'll get his ass beat if he holds back.

It's not like I know for sure, but I imagine the 5 kids started the fight. Maybe getting their ass beat will make them think that bullying/fighting is bad.
If the one kid started the fight then I imagine he'll get in a shit load of trouble later anyway. And besides, it's just little kids fighting. not like he'll hurt them bad or anything.
#100 - okay. the letter from mom and the pendant definitely look alie…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2015 on The Princess of Pluto 0
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#129 - shunkahawolf (07/11/2015) [-]
my thought is that her mom died and pluto is her coping mechanism, her dad made the letter and pendant to play along with it.
#102 - vegasstoner (07/11/2015) [-]
hfw talking to her classmates.
#135 - stupidpiglets (07/12/2015) [-]
s-sauce?
#95 - i dun goofed 07/11/2015 on The Princess of Pluto 0
#6 - **** . their eyes are pretty much on their neck. holy … 07/11/2015 on hi +4
#5 - soulmates 07/11/2015 on Most inefficient way of... +2
#89 - Picture 07/11/2015 on nice +3
#14 - tenk mr. skeltal 07/11/2015 on Wood life cycle 0
#22 - so was i 07/11/2015 on What Have I Become??? +1
#77 - [small]now you're asking the real question[small act…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2015 on The Princess of Pluto 0
#96 - vegasstoner (07/11/2015) [-]
its matters because its really fucking interesting
#100 - merrrione (07/11/2015) [-]
okay. the letter from mom and the pendant definitely look alien. now the matter is figuring out whether or not they're real or just in her head
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#129 - shunkahawolf (07/11/2015) [-]
my thought is that her mom died and pluto is her coping mechanism, her dad made the letter and pendant to play along with it.
#102 - vegasstoner (07/11/2015) [-]
hfw talking to her classmates.
#135 - stupidpiglets (07/12/2015) [-]
s-sauce?
#95 - merrrione (07/11/2015) [-]
i dun goofed

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User avatar #2 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
#3 to #2 - merrrione (06/02/2015) [-]
wat
#4 to #3 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
You ignored my last post....
#5 to #4 - merrrione (06/02/2015) [-]
have you ever had that feeling when your grandma asks you to visit, but you dont, and then later you wanna go visit but it would just make it more obvious that you let too much time pass and you just did it out of guilt?
#6 to #5 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
**** YOU MANE
I DONÝ PLAY YOUR MIND GAMES
YY-You can visit me anytime tho......
#1 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Ave Maria ! How you do doin'?
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