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merrrione

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: I fucking hate facebook
Youtube Channel: I'll get there eventually
Steam Profile: merrrione95
Consoles Owned: a bunch of broken ones, ps3, xbox 360, ps4, nintendo 3ds, a barely played wii
Video Games Played: Nearly all those that dont involve mouse controls
PSN: Anodar37
Interests: Mostly videogames
Date Signed Up:1/02/2015
Last Login:1/15/2016
Location:Italy
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#17 - my money's on that 11/06/2015 on Kuro ch 135 136 +3
#12 - it seems like when the monsters reach...maturity? in order to …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2015 on Kuro ch 135 136 +1
#13 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
it seems like the white husk is also underground, and sprouting with roots.
could it be that the roots of the white flower is the white husk?
#17 - merrrione (11/06/2015) [-]
my money's on that
#10 - i'll bet that black monster carcass is what the white flowers … 11/05/2015 on Kuro ch 135 136 +1
#12 - oh yeah, that nah rossiu getting slugged is still my favorite  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2015 on Monster Feels +2
#13 - noonelikesdan (11/05/2015) [-]
I have a few memorable moments from it, Nia's discovery , Kamina's death , How much the ending pissed me off when Nia disappeared , The bathhouse that was a giant robot? , The Spiral King being a total badass anti hero, sacrificing so much to keep humanity alive , I dunno, there's just so much, easily my favourite anime of all time.
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#43 - emiyashirou (11/05/2015) [-]
Why does no one ever mention Kittan sacrificing himself to destroy the Death Spiral Machine?
#48 - noonelikesdan (11/05/2015) [-]
Because It was too badass
#35 - the head should be 1/8 of total height 3/8 should be taken… 11/04/2015 on World's tallest Model. +3
#33 - yeah, you guys know you want this 11/04/2015 on Undertale | Goat Son:... +5
#4 - can admon ban IPs? 11/04/2015 on sibling love +2
#10 - tbh this was the most memorable moment in gurren lagann ei…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2015 on Monster Feels 0
#11 - noonelikesdan (11/05/2015) [-]
I dunno, the beach episode was quite memorable....

#12 - merrrione (11/05/2015) [-]
oh yeah, that
nah rossiu getting slugged is still my favorite
#13 - noonelikesdan (11/05/2015) [-]
I have a few memorable moments from it, Nia's discovery , Kamina's death , How much the ending pissed me off when Nia disappeared , The bathhouse that was a giant robot? , The Spiral King being a total badass anti hero, sacrificing so much to keep humanity alive , I dunno, there's just so much, easily my favourite anime of all time.
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#43 - emiyashirou (11/05/2015) [-]
Why does no one ever mention Kittan sacrificing himself to destroy the Death Spiral Machine?
#48 - noonelikesdan (11/05/2015) [-]
Because It was too badass
#62 - i mean the comments mate i can delete mine 11/04/2015 on techniologlylaod 0
#58 - now quick, delete all these, no one must know.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2015 on techniologlylaod 0
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#59 - lolollo (11/04/2015) [-]
admin needa to delete them himself...add to the controversy...
#62 - merrrione (11/04/2015) [-]
i mean the comments mate
i can delete mine
#54 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2015 on techniologlylaod 0
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#57 - lolollo (11/04/2015) [-]
I personally liked it more when everyone knew what was going on, because then each succeeding game stacked on to the enjoyment.

the winner of any game of Mao gets to arbitrarily make a new rule he doesn't have to reveal save for penalizing someone for breaking it in succeeding games.

But then you don't get the enjoyment of goading over everyone else's frustration for having to learn it from scratch...
#58 - merrrione (11/04/2015) [-]
now quick, delete all these, no one must know.
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#59 - lolollo (11/04/2015) [-]
admin needa to delete them himself...add to the controversy...
#62 - merrrione (11/04/2015) [-]
i mean the comments mate
i can delete mine
#14 - as long as it feels like skyrim and not new vegas, i'll be goo…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/04/2015 on Shhhhhhh -24
#111 - nicsau (11/05/2015) [-]
Are you in 7th grade?
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#56 - leifbunny (11/05/2015) [-]
We do not need more games like skyrim. At all.
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#59 - shaddyz (11/05/2015) [-]
why do you hate skyrim?
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#242 - dennymyman (11/05/2015) [-]
Not him, but I too dislike skyrim. It's just so shallow.
None of the NPC's have any life to them, the main quest feels like a chore, Alduin is a joke, the dungeons are way too similar in many ways, draugrs everywhere, elements from previous games were removed, such as spell-crafting, classes I know this one is very subjective , a lot of skills, and so on. The guild quests were also very disapointing. Do five quests and you were the leader of the faction, even though the people in guild just met you. Oh, and you could become the leader of every guild at the same time.

There were many great things about the game too, but over all it's just so plain. It was vast as an ocean, but deep as a puddle.
#42 - tenaciouslee (11/05/2015) [-]
>As long as it plays like Skyrim and not New Vegas.

Opinion discarded.
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#55 - shaddyz (11/05/2015) [-]
what did you guys dislike skyrim so much? honest question, i personaly liked it more then oblivion, never played fallout so, no opinion
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#94 - furiousmarshmellow (11/05/2015) [-]
A lot of people disliked Skyrim? I find that hard to believe.

And it's most likely he's complaining about comparing two different franchises with two (somewhat) different gameplay styles (Elder Scrolls and Fallout).
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#108 - tenaciouslee (11/05/2015) [-]
I am complaining about the playstyles.

In New Vegas, while admittedly not a deep combat system, you had to be smart about it, you had limited AP and you had to make it count with VATS, whereas in Skyrim, you swing, get a breath, swing, get a breath, burn'em with magic, drink a potion, swing, win at life.

I prefer New Vegas's (slightly) tactical playstyle over Skyrim's "swing and be king" playstyle.
#64 - leifbunny (11/05/2015) [-]
-factions are too short to care about They are completely self encapsulated, and worse, Take less than a couple hours of "run here, get that, bring it home."
-free heath restoration and zero difficulty Even legendary is a simple walk through the story.
-even less customization than its' predecessors without 9001 GB worth of mods You used to be able to make your own spells, and armor used to be in slots of helm/left shoulder/right shoulder, left hand, right hand, chest, pants, left foot, right foot, ring, ring. There used to be over 10 different weapon types and the way you swung them mattered.
-"puzzles" that make you wonder if the rest of the world is ever so slightly retarded in some way. Two words: Dragon Claws

-feel like a bumbling idiot who was born 5 seconds before the game starts because you have the skill level of someone who just fell out of the womb and knows how to do nothing well, despite looking middle aged? Oh but hey! Magic rocks that define what you'll be good at! That TOTALLY saves it! ....Right?
-seem to know next to nothing about the world around him/her even though, again, clearly middle aged.
-NPCs fight just by stupidly charging in and falling to your 20000th cinematic killing strike in this session alone
-They pretty much hand you the entire country on a platter because you have a type of magic that is slightly different than the typical TES fare. I can run fast! So can mages with a handcrafted speed increasing spell. Oh yeah? Well... I can... summon a dragon! Yeah. Conjuration is a whole school of magic, dude. Oh. But... I can breath fire and Ice! And a mage can just cast a fire or ice spell with better precision because it's not coming out of their face, clouding their vision. Shouts aren't even that interesting, seeing as they're quite literally rebranded spells with a vaguely norwegian name scheme. And I know, that's cherry picking, for which I am sorry, but I'm making a point. There truly are some interesting ones, like the force push- sorry, unrelenting force.... push. And the weather effects, which, while not new in design, are still pretty fun, those I cannot pick on, nor do I want to. But previous games had interesting spells that skyrim no longer has, like levitation. Waterwalking used to be an everyday spell. Burden and feather are gone. Jump is gone. Open/lock spells are gone. Hell, spellcrafting in general is gone. You used to be able to create your own spells, set their power and effects, durations and targets, all while the game calculated how strong you'd need to be to use it! There was even a chance to fail casting it if you weren't skilled enough! Failure was a possiblity and that added character. Sometimes, failing a spell adds to immersion. And for what, a few "innovations" like "5 different names for the same shield spell but with more power!" or "I'm like paralyze, but with ashes instead!" Oh joy.

Yes. The majority of why I personally hate Skyrim is because I miss being a mage and that actually mattering, not just some hulking wall of muscle that tunnels through other walls of enemy forces. I felt smart for sneaking up on a mage and silencing him, or earwigging him, making him helpless. Or, an old personal favorite: Making a spell that paralyzes a foe while filling them with poison. A last resort, sure, but damn it felt great. Sure, it was easier to be a mary sue, but that option was in your hands, not the dev's.

TES is about being your own person. And Skyrim cut out a good 90% of that, even without the magic variety. They didn't fix earlier game's balancing issues either, they just gave the OPness to warrior builds. But hey! Look look! Dragons! Oh boy!


I'm not saying the prior games were perfect. Morrowind suffered a terrible dice roll system for fights. Oblivion's leveling was broken.
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#66 - shaddyz (11/05/2015) [-]
now i remembered why i disliked oblivion so much, it was the leving system, it was so retarded...

-what do you mean by factions exactly? like the companions and shit?

-i must be the worst player ever then, because freaking adept kicks my ass regularly

-point taken

-some makes sense, others dont, you not knowing about the war is kinda stupid

- since im playing squishy meeles, i have that done to me alot,(i even have a mod to stop that from hapenning to me)

-i do not normaly play mages, so i was kinda glad i could simply use it whenever i wanted

well that was my take on it, i think a lot of newcomers liked skyrim more then oblivion because it was simplyfied... meh, i may buy oblivion again and play it, although i might have some issues with

-the wheel minigame(seriusly who thought that was a good idea?)

-camera zooming in so close when i wanna chat with somebody(mah imergion)

-broken leving systems

or maybe i buy fallout 3 after im done with fallout 4 and wait for the mods to come out, who knows

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#57 - tenaciouslee (11/05/2015) [-]
I'm personally not salty against Skyrimjob, but to prefer Skyrim's playset over New Vegas is simply absurd.
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#58 - shaddyz (11/05/2015) [-]
meh, the popato faces and the freaking wheel linda did put me off... and also the fact the camera zooms at the face of the guy you are talking about kinda threw me off (in oblivion, not Fallout)
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#233 - hellbentcrusade (11/05/2015) [-]
That was because of limitations of the engine. The game mechanics and side quests were way better.
#18 - i know about the canon and i only now see how disproportionate…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2015 on World's tallest Model. +1
#34 - anon (11/04/2015) [-]
She's only about a head too tall. She's on heels there it looks like which is probably a half a head to a head. Normal humans are like 7-8ish I believe so.
#35 - merrrione (11/04/2015) [-]
the head should be 1/8 of total height
3/8 should be taken up by the torso
the remaining half by the legs
pic related, it's from the guy who came up with it (his body and legs are bent, so it's slightly shorter)
notice how the legs start at the belly button
that means like 6/10 of bayonetta is legs, rather than 4/8
bayonetta's legs are also crossed, so they're EVEN LONGER
#26 - after spending so much time on the internet those picture … 11/04/2015 on The Disgusting Fetishes On /d/ +2
#34 - m8 how can i play Mao if i dont know anyone who knows …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/04/2015 on techniologlylaod 0
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#53 - lolollo (11/04/2015) [-]
The whole point of Mao is that no ones supposed to know how to play it. I learned the rules at one point, but then you start to realize that it's only ever a special sort of person who plays a game centered around "us vs. them" exclusion.

It's fun as balls if you play with a tight knit group after multiple games, though, because then what you're making fun of is actually good natured.
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#57 - lolollo (11/04/2015) [-]
I personally liked it more when everyone knew what was going on, because then each succeeding game stacked on to the enjoyment.

the winner of any game of Mao gets to arbitrarily make a new rule he doesn't have to reveal save for penalizing someone for breaking it in succeeding games.

But then you don't get the enjoyment of goading over everyone else's frustration for having to learn it from scratch...
#58 - merrrione (11/04/2015) [-]
now quick, delete all these, no one must know.
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#59 - lolollo (11/04/2015) [-]
admin needa to delete them himself...add to the controversy...
#62 - merrrione (11/04/2015) [-]
i mean the comments mate
i can delete mine
#33 - should mention i havent read the entire article, because. 11/04/2015 on techniologlylaod 0
#31 - so i googled mao on wikipedia i get it, but i dont think a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2015 on techniologlylaod 0
#33 - merrrione (11/04/2015) [-]
should mention i havent read the entire article, because.
#94 - love, popularity, and intelligence two of those i sorely m… 11/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
#19 - Picture 11/02/2015 on I Can't Be a Princess - Ch. 6 0
#49 - Comment deleted 11/02/2015 on DAMMIT TORIEL +2
#126 - i know you're a pony anon but i'm a kind guy she's from Futabu! 11/02/2015 on Hentai Be Like 0
#10 - i guess i'm just bad at zestiria then cause i havent figured t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2015 on God fucking damnit 0
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#11 - penileburglar (11/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, the game's really tough if you don't learn to use both weaknesses instead of just one, since (as we just talked about) there are enemies with no elemental weakness.

Hold down the button to change targets to see what type of enemy you're facing. Then go to the artes menu and look, especially the martial arts when not armatized and the hidden arts when armatized. Each one tells you what they do bonus damage to. Find one(s) that does bonus damage to the enemy type that you're fighting and use it in your combo. Different armatizations have different enemy type advantages, so I usually do this right at the start of the battle and select the armatization with the earliest damage type advantage.

Elemental weakness is still important, of course, but even if they have an elemental weakness you can get a bigger power combo by hitting them with both the correct element and the correct enemy type instead of just one or the other.

Skills are totally up to preference IMO. Certainly can't go wrong with spamming stats. Other than the obvious stuff (Fire damage on Layla, Water on Mikleo, vs Dragon when you're fighting a dragon, etc) I like all the blast gauge increasing skills. You can get to the point where every attack you dodge gives you nearly a full blast gauge. But they're all good. Right now I'm trying to see if I can get enough damage-negation and defense-healing to make it so that blocking attacks always heals me.
#130 - they're upside down, in a frozen lake, carrying buckets of air. 11/01/2015 on Most Xtreme Haunted house +2
#96 - yes, the "government" (or, in hobbes' case, the king…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2015 on no wonder ben always looks... 0
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#106 - meganinja (11/02/2015) [-]
Except the idea that you have to give away your freedom in exchange for security is a stupid notion not based in actuality. The U.S. Constitution Not the United States how it is, but how it's supposed to be is a good example of a government that provides security without sacrificing freedom as per my definition of freedom.
#6 - thank you so much 11/01/2015 on Nailed it +1

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User avatar #2 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
#3 to #2 - merrrione (06/02/2015) [-]
wat
#4 to #3 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
You ignored my last post....
#5 to #4 - merrrione (06/02/2015) [-]
have you ever had that feeling when your grandma asks you to visit, but you dont, and then later you wanna go visit but it would just make it more obvious that you let too much time pass and you just did it out of guilt?
#6 to #5 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
**** YOU MANE
I DONÝ PLAY YOUR MIND GAMES
YY-You can visit me anytime tho......
#1 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Ave Maria ! How you do doin'?
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