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i suddenly just remembered part of my dream that involved me being a 16 year old boy sleeping with a hooker -_- wtf?comment
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#3 - you say that almost like an insult. Rey is cool ,i like her.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2016 on yoda`s last words +36
#15 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Look, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that they tried to push some bullshit "strong womyn" agenda with her, but if you like Rey you're almost objectively wrong in your opinion.

She could probably have been fine had the movie had actual writers, but instead she's some super emo mary sue.
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#13 - masteroffj (01/09/2016) [-]
she is a boring mary sue.
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#6 - bendingtimeisgood (01/09/2016) [-]
Rey was good, but speaking of women in that movie, Gwendoline Christie was completely wasted. I hope they do more with her in future installments.
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#22 - masdercheef (01/10/2016) [-]
True that. She could have been replaced by any generic CO for all the good her role did, but hopefully she's survived for the next one.
#9 - dubh (01/09/2016) [-]
Ditto.
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#7 - meringueluka (01/09/2016) [-]
oh yer undoubtedly. but i feel like she's getting the bobba fet treatment. does jack shit when introduced, but in the later films does some seriously bad ass shit.
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#23 - Bobtheblob (01/10/2016) [-]
When did Boba Fett do anything bad ass in later films? He was introduced in 5, had like 5 minutes of screen time. Then was immediately killed by a temporarily blind guy in the first 5 minutes of the next film.
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#34 - Tyranitar (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, in one comic that remained canon, he managed to fight and almost kill Luke some time before Episode 5, and only gave up because somebody (implied to be Obi-Wan's spirit) intervened from the shadows.

But other than that, all he has going for him out of the films are Clone Wars and the Holiday Special, and neither of those do him any favors.
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#28 - Tyranitar (01/10/2016) [-]
I like Boba, but you're right. Phasma has more screentime and lines in TFA than Boba had in the entire original trilogy.
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#5 - >you can't **** nick  [+] (14 new replies) 01/09/2016 on The real Synth Shady +13
#19 - sladee (01/09/2016) [-]
>you can't fuck Strong
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#24 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/10/2016) [-]
You can't fuck him because then he'd finally have the milk of human kindness and leave
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#21 - thesovereigngrave (01/09/2016) [-]
Can't fuck Strong, cuz Strong has no dong.
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#23 - funpunk (01/10/2016) [-]
Super Mutants have genitals, they're just infertile. You can get raped by one in 2 if you can't beat him in an arm-wrestling match.
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#28 - thesovereigngrave (01/10/2016) [-]
That was 2, so it was a West Coast super mutant. The strain of FEV that created the East Coast super mutants creates super mutants without any genitals at all.
#29 - funpunk (01/10/2016) [-]
I never heard that before. Do you have any quotes from the games stating this?
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#30 - thesovereigngrave (01/10/2016) [-]
If I recall it's in one of the Vault 87 terminals.
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#22 - sladee (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm sure something could be done about that
#18 - hunterbishop (01/09/2016) [-]
i thought you were gay homo why do you want to fuck him... homo
#13 - funpunk (01/09/2016) [-]
I just want to be able to fuck KLEO, Sturges, Anne Hargraves, and force some of my settlers into sex slavery. Is that too much to ask?
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#14 - meringueluka (01/09/2016) [-]
well, we only have to wait for the G.E.E.K and then all of our sexy kinky dirty fantasy will come true.
#16 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
and possibly a couple months of waiting after they release it worst case scenario I assume
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#10 - xoyv (01/09/2016) [-]
if we can't fist the robot girl, then you can't suck the robot dude
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#7 - guillem (01/09/2016) [-]
I wouldn't want to anyway, I'm not into romancing companions (only did it for a trophy)
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#2 - ah i love russel howard, going to see him live soon 01/09/2016 on Assparagus 0
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#33 - huh giving her hair colour that would make sense. 01/09/2016 on Fate/ Big comp 0
#7 - ah thank you.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2016 on actors +3
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#15 - dndxplain (01/09/2016) [-]
aren't you a european?
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#16 - meringueluka (01/09/2016) [-]
British yes. we use feet for measuring height or t least everyone I've talked to has.
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#58 - erotictentacle (01/10/2016) [-]
You don't use commie units in brittania?
First you drive on the wrong road and now you measure in freedom units.... tsk tsk tsk
#22 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Same thing in Canada, it's only in more Asiatic countries do you hear measurements of people in centimeters and what not.
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#52 - sladee (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm latino american and we use metric
#24 - cherubium (01/09/2016) [-]
And the rest of europe.
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#17 - dndxplain (01/09/2016) [-]
interesting
#31 - this was tagged with fate/ but i have no idea wtf it's meant to be.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Fate/ Big comp 0
#32 - captaingrif (01/09/2016) [-]
**captaingrif used "*roll picture*"**
**captaingrif rolled image** I searched it up apparently its a Fate/ Stay night Vocaloid parody of Rider
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#33 - meringueluka (01/09/2016) [-]
huh giving her hair colour that would make sense.
#4 - now could you put her height in normal people measurements.  [+] (26 new replies) 01/09/2016 on actors -8
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#60 - heartbleed (01/10/2016) [-]
Just dropping my opinion in. I like Imperial Also she's a storm trooper so... And yes I know it's "The First Order" now or w/e but still. units for measuring people lbs/ft, but for cooking, building, and almost everything else, Metric is superior. Although I think if Americans didn't influence the culture where I live Canada so much and switched to Metric I think I'd warm up to the idea of using Metric for height and weight of humans/animals.
#57 - nemesisapoc (01/09/2016) [-]
**nemesisapoc used "*roll picture*"**
**nemesisapoc rolled image**I'm American too but I know how to at least use Google converter.
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#20 - tkfourtwoone (01/09/2016) [-]
Sorry, I don't go Imperiall all the way through
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#13 - brokentrucker (01/09/2016) [-]
Use google.

6 feet is 1.82 ish meters. So she's like...6'2?
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#10 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
*freedom units
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#9 - rainbowisbestpone (01/09/2016) [-]
by "normal" you mean obsolete and unpractical?
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#26 - thekieran (01/09/2016) [-]
Imperial measurements are meant for people to use. Average everyday units. Metric is better for science and building.

But then you have to ask yourself, if we're better at building why didn't we get to the moon first?
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#65 - rainbowisbestpone (01/10/2016) [-]
Well Russians used metric and they did everything that really mattered with getting into space and being there first.
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#77 - thekieran (01/10/2016) [-]
Russians got to space first by blatant lack of regard for their pilot's life. Nasa took a bit longer and did a shit ton more without losing nearly as many pilots.
#11 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Feet aren't really all that unpractical. See, if someone is 5 feet and another is 6 feet, I can imagine the difference in height much easier than someone who is 1.53 meters tall and someone who is 1.83 meters tall.
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#21 - tkfourtwoone (01/09/2016) [-]
Mate, that's 30 cm difference between the two.
FYI, 15 cm is the length of your average schlong. Just saying.
#28 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Thank, you, but I actually know both imperial and Metric. When looking at something, I think it is easier to describe its height in relation to something else using manageable units. For example, you just described the average length of a dick using centimeters. Which are smaller than inches and give a greater description of how long a Johnson might be in relation to a knob that is shorter. I think it's all relative to size. Centimeters being a better unit to describe a man's unit. Feet being a more precise way to describe a person's height. If you wanted to describe something as being 100 feet tall, then yeah that's pretty stupid. Who the fuck can gauge 100 feet? Saying something is 30 meters tall makes more sense and is more manageable. So feet do serve a purpose, and I think both should be taught and learned.
#14 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
yeah, and i can imagine the difference much easier when someone is 153 and 183. But i have no idea how tall is a person who is 6 feet tall
#12 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
So it isnt all that unpractical because you are used to it?
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#6 - kamehameleon (01/09/2016) [-]
6.27 ft
#27 - orionthegreat (01/09/2016) [-]
Wow she's tall, and wow, the other guys are short.
#50 - randomglitched (01/09/2016) [-]
Peter mayhew is not short.
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#7 - meringueluka (01/09/2016) [-]
ah thank you.
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#15 - dndxplain (01/09/2016) [-]
aren't you a european?
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#16 - meringueluka (01/09/2016) [-]
British yes. we use feet for measuring height or t least everyone I've talked to has.
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#58 - erotictentacle (01/10/2016) [-]
You don't use commie units in brittania?
First you drive on the wrong road and now you measure in freedom units.... tsk tsk tsk
#22 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Same thing in Canada, it's only in more Asiatic countries do you hear measurements of people in centimeters and what not.
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#52 - sladee (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm latino american and we use metric
#24 - cherubium (01/09/2016) [-]
And the rest of europe.
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#17 - dndxplain (01/09/2016) [-]
interesting
#5 - pieceoffuckingshit (01/09/2016) [-]
that literally is already
#6 - i will never understand why men do that. 01/09/2016 on Trips 0
#57 - i generally keep shipping stuff out of the comp so DnD wont ye… 01/09/2016 on Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby ahaha~ 0
#29 - time got me to get hate, but i think the long war mod is absol…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on I don't know what i expected +1
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#40 - Fgner (01/09/2016) [-]
Eh, not everyone enjoys the same thing.

Long War adds a lot of extra content and mechanics and make the (rather short) game longer. It also adds a fair bit of difficulty to a game that was, on the whole, largely lacking it. A lot of people feel classic is too easy, but impossible is just a silly game of "how long can you avoid/manage unfair dice-rolls".
#14 - nope.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby ahaha~ 0
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#15 - thesunpraiser (01/08/2016) [-]
Fucking.
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#32 - Tyranitar (01/09/2016) [-]
Every Saturday for subscribers, Sunday for everyone, unless they say otherwise.
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#36 - thesunpraiser (01/09/2016) [-]
Noted, thanks.
#1 - lets be honest, if that was you the end trying to work with th… 01/08/2016 on windows support is so helpful 0
#3 - i love that no matter how far back you go in time the "i … 01/08/2016 on My field of fucks +1
#19 - Hello , and for what it's worth i agree hole hearty with ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on A real unpopular opinion +3
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#20 - dehnoobshow (01/08/2016) [-]
Well it's not. okay, but I want hate someone if they can be honest with themselves.
#110 - this is good i like this.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on MEGA mega milk comp 0
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#111 - thism (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh, thanks! I was hoping you'd like it.
#250 - ah thanks. 01/08/2016 on Photobomb attempt failed +3
#1 - inb4 soup  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Uploading to have later +3
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#2 - secondfunction (01/08/2016) [-]
soup
#29 - this isn't done by riot.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Death is never perfect. +3
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#30 - dvdfaust (01/07/2016) [-]
o. Never mind, then. Either way, it's fucking awkward as hell.
#31 - hassoutobi (01/07/2016) [-]
It 's...not really.
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#36 - dvdfaust (01/08/2016) [-]
You don't think "Death is sparkly" kind of undercuts the tone? Why not "no matter how brightly death gleams" or "no matter how death glimmers" fits better?
#159 - hassoutobi (01/09/2016) [-]
Its not the best choice of words but it's not ''akward as hell''. You're exagerating.
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#160 - dvdfaust (01/09/2016) [-]
In my subjective opinion, it is. There's a good mood going that entirely evaporates when they use the word "sparkly."
#161 - hassoutobi (01/09/2016) [-]
k
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#117 - gentlemanotaku (01/08/2016) [-]
"Death, no matter how glamorous..."
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#149 - dvdfaust (01/08/2016) [-]
Thank you. I was a bit drunk last night and couldn't think of a better word, but that's perfect.
#17 - ohh Megurine Luka she's a vocaloid. basically a program that …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on MEGA mega milk comp -1
#18 - shatt (01/07/2016) [-]
ok then, quite interesting
#15 - i mean the Mega Milk meme  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on MEGA mega milk comp -1
#16 - shatt (01/07/2016) [-]
I meant the character
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#17 - meringueluka (01/07/2016) [-]
ohh Megurine Luka she's a vocaloid. basically a program that sings. you can make sing
#18 - shatt (01/07/2016) [-]
ok then, quite interesting
#1 - wait that first one, doesn't that mean saber and horse lady ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Fate/ Comp 0
#2 - kirton (01/07/2016) [-]
For a moment i thought you were serious xd
No one would ever marry a horse
#4 - yugiohkris (01/08/2016) [-]
>>#1, almost
#13 - as a gril i can confirm this is 100% true.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on How girls channel their... 0
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#14 - kavrick (01/07/2016) [-]
i swear like all of your posts are either you saying you're a girl or saying you're a lesbian

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User avatar #859 - dndxplain ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
this new champion coming out took out Zed, Garen, Sona, and what was the last one?
User avatar #860 to #859 - meringueluka ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Vi
User avatar #861 to #860 - dndxplain ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I've found a few possible connections.

when you think a role, you think that champion.
Tank - garen essentially resets like baron if you build him correctly
Fighter - exploding powerfisting
Assassin - dude has a smite as his ult, basically
Support/mage - do I even have to explain this.


there's no ADC.

I think it's this new champ waving his dick about metaphorically.
User avatar #862 to #861 - meringueluka ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
huh that could be true. and it was a while since we got an ADC if i remember correctly.
User avatar #863 to #862 - dndxplain ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
It's been confirmed that he's an ADC
User avatar #864 to #863 - meringueluka ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
source?
User avatar #866 to #865 - meringueluka ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
hmm that ult looks interesting.
User avatar #867 to #866 - dndxplain ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I thought you'd know this already. and yeah, they made a marksman meta. do I need to remind you what champs came out of the tank meta?
User avatar #856 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Hey good to see you back on funnyjunk.

How is it going?
User avatar #857 to #856 - meringueluka ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
generally rather good, work is not benign to difficult. but i fear my client is slowly turning into a perfectionist .
User avatar #858 to #857 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Well good to hear you are doing rather good. Having clients that want everything perfect are always a drag to work with. I know about it i work in the IT.

And how is your wife doing?
#846 - argoniantits (12/24/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas meringuacamole
User avatar #847 to #846 - meringueluka ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
haha thank you. that's very sweet of you.
User avatar #840 - elsanna (11/30/2015) [-]
You're gonna kick cancer's ass and back here 'miring **** with the best of us. Take care.
User avatar #839 - mooncakes (11/30/2015) [-]
i just saw your post too, im awful sorry you have it. but i sure hope you can bring the laptop or a phone with you so we can keep making you laugh! <3 but um as they say in the old land, you take that bitch and shove it into the mo ******* ground you hear me? aight, aight. but foreal though, i hope you get better and FEEL better. thats the most important thing. hang in there girl. i mean, let me know when you come back okay?
#838 - matexius ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
I saw your post, just wanted to say...
Good luck with your treatment and all, I hope you make it through...
We all believe in you!
User avatar #837 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2015) [-]
I hope your treatment goes well and with that I wish you all the luck of the world
#836 - fuuuuuuuck (11/30/2015) [-]
Hey, just saw your post hope your treatment goes well and a speedy recovery
User avatar #834 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
I wish you the best of luck with the cancer problem.

#833 - alfonshister ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
there's no way your profile page can be that empty

let me take some space
User avatar #841 to #833 - meringueluka ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
ha, i tend to every now and again delete all the comments, it gets to clustered otherwise
#842 to #841 - alfonshister ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
comment number 833

now i feel stupid
#843 to #842 - meringueluka ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
its okay we all have dumb moments
#845 to #843 - alfonshister ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
you're a cool guy
you're a cool guy
#832 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Why is mixing races the same multiculturalism?
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