Adding to their point, when Noxus eventually caught up with the scientists and killed them, Zac fucked them up.

Zaun Amorphous combatant was made for Noxus under the comissioning of Swain during the Ionian Noxian War tho

and before he was sent to the front line his "mother and father" broke him out of tht lab they worked in.
" They were struck by their conscience and could not allow the prototype to be used as a weapon. The husband and wife fled with the young blob, replacing its weapon designation – Zaun Amorphous Combatant – with a proper name: Zac. In a quiet neighborhood far from the cities of Zaun, the scientists raised Zac as their own child."

Adding to their point, when Noxus eventually caught up with the scientists and killed them, Zac fucked them up.

Riven and Zac served together on the side of noxus during the war for ionia, and you can't deny the bonds that war forges.

no they didn't. zac was made in Zaun after the war and he hasn't left the city.

Zaun Amorphous combatant was made for Noxus under the comissioning of Swain during the Ionian Noxian War tho

and before he was sent to the front line his "mother and father" broke him out of tht lab they worked in.
" They were struck by their conscience and could not allow the prototype to be used as a weapon. The husband and wife fled with the young blob, replacing its weapon designation – Zaun Amorphous Combatant – with a proper name: Zac. In a quiet neighborhood far from the cities of Zaun, the scientists raised Zac as their own child."

Adding to their point, when Noxus eventually caught up with the scientists and killed them, Zac fucked them up.

don't feed the fires. and riven/zac makes sense actually

Riven and Zac served together on the side of noxus during the war for ionia, and you can't deny the bonds that war forges.

no they didn't. zac was made in Zaun after the war and he hasn't left the city.

Zaun Amorphous combatant was made for Noxus under the comissioning of Swain during the Ionian Noxian War tho

and before he was sent to the front line his "mother and father" broke him out of tht lab they worked in.
" They were struck by their conscience and could not allow the prototype to be used as a weapon. The husband and wife fled with the young blob, replacing its weapon designation – Zaun Amorphous Combatant – with a proper name: Zac. In a quiet neighborhood far from the cities of Zaun, the scientists raised Zac as their own child."

Adding to their point, when Noxus eventually caught up with the scientists and killed them, Zac fucked them up.

no see, I totally enjoy what you just suggestion. it's a nifty idea, especially because they say phasma's gonna be doing a lot more in the next episode, but really, shipping?

eh people will always do this stuff, can't stop them. no matter how hard you try or shout at them (their are a lot of ships i hate. Garen x Lux, Riven x Zac i despise them both but i know people will ship them not matter what i think say or do. so i just learned to live and let live.

don't feed the fires. and riven/zac makes sense actually

Riven and Zac served together on the side of noxus during the war for ionia, and you can't deny the bonds that war forges.

no they didn't. zac was made in Zaun after the war and he hasn't left the city.

Zaun Amorphous combatant was made for Noxus under the comissioning of Swain during the Ionian Noxian War tho

and before he was sent to the front line his "mother and father" broke him out of tht lab they worked in.
" They were struck by their conscience and could not allow the prototype to be used as a weapon. The husband and wife fled with the young blob, replacing its weapon designation – Zaun Amorphous Combatant – with a proper name: Zac. In a quiet neighborhood far from the cities of Zaun, the scientists raised Zac as their own child."

Adding to their point, when Noxus eventually caught up with the scientists and killed them, Zac fucked them up.

if you look at something containing two women and you don't reach teh conclusion that there could be yuri you don't look hard enough.... so I approve of your reasoning

That's retarded.

I remember reading a D&D story about a Paladin who REFUSED to give a shit about the DM's Gray campaign. Every single choice was this or that. And he continued to defy him, coming up with actual solutions to problems he was faced with, sometimes at personal sacrifice(Good Paladin). Eventually coming to a head when his group faced down the big bad guy's LT, and he fucking TURNED against the Big Bad and was trained under the Paladin.

I could see your idea coming up if the writers aren't shit.

I remember that story. Damn, that was a good story.

It was. Honestly one of the better played Paladins I've seen.

this suggests a whole lot more than platonic respect.

yes, but that's one person interpretation and ideas i like. doesn't mean it's the one i think holds the most water.

no see, I totally enjoy what you just suggestion. it's a nifty idea, especially because they say phasma's gonna be doing a lot more in the next episode, but really, shipping?

eh people will always do this stuff, can't stop them. no matter how hard you try or shout at them (their are a lot of ships i hate. Garen x Lux, Riven x Zac i despise them both but i know people will ship them not matter what i think say or do. so i just learned to live and let live.

don't feed the fires. and riven/zac makes sense actually

Riven and Zac served together on the side of noxus during the war for ionia, and you can't deny the bonds that war forges.

no they didn't. zac was made in Zaun after the war and he hasn't left the city.

Zaun Amorphous combatant was made for Noxus under the comissioning of Swain during the Ionian Noxian War tho

and before he was sent to the front line his "mother and father" broke him out of tht lab they worked in.
" They were struck by their conscience and could not allow the prototype to be used as a weapon. The husband and wife fled with the young blob, replacing its weapon designation – Zaun Amorphous Combatant – with a proper name: Zac. In a quiet neighborhood far from the cities of Zaun, the scientists raised Zac as their own child."

Adding to their point, when Noxus eventually caught up with the scientists and killed them, Zac fucked them up.

ok, that's kinda dumb. Anyway, I meant "how can we tell which storm trooper that is if he/she has his/her mask on?" Of course if she takes it off we see who it is, but to me it just looks like some random storm trooper and a girl.

>>#12, also phasma had several speaking parts in the movie...where one could easily hear that her voice is rather feminine...

I was just talking about in the comic and the various following picture comments - for someone who has never seen the film and because we don't hear any voice in the pictures posted here, I just thought it was some random storm trooper.

well Phasma's armour is very unige in it's design so we easily pick her out of the crowed, but for a standred trooper we can't unless the speak .

how are we supposed to know it's a female storm trooper? And how is a female storm trooper even a thing? They are all clones of Django Fett????

her armour is silver.
normal storm trooper armour is white.
most storm troopers have male voices.
she has a female voice.

Clone troopers were phased out after the galactic empire took over.

but in the comic we can't hear her voice, and her armor is white and not grey.

Thought that was just shading.

clone troopers were phased out because they aged quicker than regular soldiers.

Hence why Boba Fett got killed by a blind man with a stick.

i did not know that

it was in "Attack of the Clones", the second episode of Star Wars. Also, the Django clones do age faster to get to maturity, but then they are held there for I think something like 60 years, eventually reaching age "40" or something. You probably listened to all that non-canon Disney shit.

>non canon > disney

disney now controls the canon storyline.

uh.... no. Lucas wrote episodes I-VI. Disney added tons of shit between III and IV which doesn't add up with IV-VI. It's Lucas's vision, so his shit is canon. The Disney Clone Wars 3D shit doesn't belong to canon. I haven't seen episode VII yet, but it may or may not be canon. I downloaded a cam version and within the first 15 minutes I see that there is basically a re-incarnation of Darth Vader - complete with breathing apparatus and black poly-vinyl costume and cape, and an old man and young man in the desert. I fell asleep shortly after that. It was really confusing and seemed like a re-boot if anything.

The Clone Wars cartoon was created by George Lucas in 2008.
Disney acquired lucasfilm in 2012.
Clone Wars + The Force Awakens are canon according to Disney and thus Lucas.
Disney can control what is canon because George Lucas sold the rights of the franchise to them. He would not have done so if he didn't trust them. And if he trusts them, I do too.

PS I subscribe to Lucas's canon - NOT that from Disney.

huh, I thought Disney made that one. But if Lucas made it, how come it has so many inconsistencies with the normal canon?

George Lucas has by no means been a perfect writer.(as evidenced by 1999-2005)
therefore Star Wars can by no means be considered a perfect series.
If George Lucas makes contradictory plot points, we have to accept them as canon, as he held the artistic freedom to do what he wants with the plot. Now he has passed the torch onto a respectful company with equally respectful writers, directors and producers who hold the same rights.

Also, you don't get to talk shit about The Force Awakens when you've only seen 3 minutes of it.

where was this mentioned? Ah, sptnfouroneseven says its non-canon shit.

The Komino thing isn't canon from what I know, as Battlefront isn't canon.

Yes, it's all recruits/volunteers in the Stormtroopers from Episode 3 and up. As seen in Rebels.

Same but I looked up the canon after a fight with my brother about Stormtroopers.

Naw. Just like Clones and Stormtroopers.

not any more, after the empire fell so did all the clones, now stormtropers are taken as infants and indoctrinated into the order. and we now she's a chick cus she's played by Gwendoline Christie, she has a few lines but never with Rey.

ok, that's kinda dumb. Anyway, I meant "how can we tell which storm trooper that is if he/she has his/her mask on?" Of course if she takes it off we see who it is, but to me it just looks like some random storm trooper and a girl.

>>#12, also phasma had several speaking parts in the movie...where one could easily hear that her voice is rather feminine...

I was just talking about in the comic and the various following picture comments - for someone who has never seen the film and because we don't hear any voice in the pictures posted here, I just thought it was some random storm trooper.

well Phasma's armour is very unige in it's design so we easily pick her out of the crowed, but for a standred trooper we can't unless the speak .

What is this pink monstrosity I'm looking at

a shity screen cap of a shity mmd video of really shitty lightsbaer fight.

meh, they fucked up vader.

we're suppsoed to believe this iron fist of the empire the dark sith lord who everyone fears. one whose mere presence can cause entier armies to flee, was the whiny little bitch from the prequels?

VADER THE UNSTOPPABLE SITH LORD hates sand because its ichy and gets everywhere

and his ark is fucked up. he goes from unquestionably a jedi, to slaughtering toddlers in a few months? the guy turned dark to save padme, not becasue he wanted to be evil why would he suddenly consent to doing that shit? he didnt even jsut let the clone troopers do it he did it himself thats some pure evil shit.

and he hates obiwan all of a sudden? why? obi-wan hasnt done anything EXTREMELY wrong to himk, they were family surely anakin wouldve tried reasoning with obiwan of all people about his choice, he turned dark to save padme surely he'd have tried to explain to obi-wan that first, instead it was "I HATE YOU".

and then he tries to kill padme?! whattttt? a fucking few hours ago you were literally killing kids in the name of saving her and now youre kinda miffed shes not cool about that? thats fucking retarded.

ITT: What is character development

episode 1 was jsut redundant, we did not need to see a toddler anakin.

the prequels should have started at the beginning of the clone wars, that makes more sense. we dont need to see the whole politics behind the war we just need to know:
republic = good guys
cis = bad guys

anakin wouldve been a padawan already meaning we could have 3 episodes of him as an actual jedi and gives us a whole extra movie of him arcing towards the dark side

dont kill maul off, have maul develop as the main antagonsit, have him finally defeated by anakin in the second movie, or third. possibly beating him using the dark side to completely wreck maul. this would have made his transition more gradual

dont make anakin turning about saving padme, make him genuinely be seduced by power. anakin should turn because he sees what the darkside can do and wants more of it. we should see him turn like that.

obiwan was perfect leave him be, ewan did a good job.

dont force r2d2 and c3po into the movies aswel as chewbacca. that shit was just cringey

make yoda how he was in the original, humorous but wise. dont make him do sick flips for no reason.

make sidious more of a threat, force lightning and some weak ass lightsaber fighting just doesnt cut it for my idea of this "all powerful sith lord". i mean this guy is supposed to be THE bad guy to end all bad guys, make him do something more than just force lightning please!

I'd have to agree with most of this.

Maybe what gets Anakin in touch with the dark side is his desire to beat Maul. Maybe Maul has been elusive and unbeatable which frustrates Anakin and sends him looking for more power to win.

And also, the prequels should focus really heavily on the relationship between Obi Wan and Anakin. Spend the first movie building their relationship, the 1st half of the second on it's high point, and the rest utterly destroying it on that dark side arc.

It's like the prequels assume we'd care about their characters.

it could be a fight similar to the last dooku fight

obiwan is beaten by maul, and is assumed dead by anakin who cant go and check because maul is fighting him. in that moment he turns from despair to deep, dark, hatred. his face is so contorted in anger that maul is even hit with a small pang of fear. anakin simply raises his hand and lifts maul by the throat and force chokes him. maul collapses onto the ground and before recovering he feels his arm sliced off by anakins blade. screaming in agony he tries to flee, but anakin force throws him against a wall and knocks him out.

obiwan is in medical care fore some months, anakin stays by his side the whole time, but he keeps thinking about how if he hadnt used the darkside, him AND obiwan wouldve been dead. he was always taught that it was evil and had no place in the jedi way, but he had SAVED 2 lives by using it.... this would be him having his first temptation towards the dark side.


eventually i think this lust for power would grow in him, i think hed end up leaving the jedi order (under the pretext of retirement/ unable to keep to the jedi code. so hed be a free man, hed end up marrying padme and he'd also begin searching for the old sith temples, his search would be noticed by one individual who had been watching him ever since he felt the incredible pwoer eminate through the force on the day his apprentice was defeated by anakin. he would meet anakin and they would talk with the result being that anakin would begin training as his apprentice. end of second movie.

the third movie we would see padme contacting the jedi council saying shes not seen anakin in a few months and hes not contacted her, shes worried somethings happened. the jedi dont really see the big deal, after all anakin is a very powerful jedi theyre sure he's fine. but obiwan doesnt believe so. obi wan takes up the search himself for anakin

meanwhile we get to see anakin training as a sith. we get to actually see some sith training which was never shown in the movies at all, it always skipped over it. he is now almost fully turned over to the dark side.

Me too. I love the battles in those movies. It's also why I like Starship Troopers. Plus we got Republic Commando out of it.

I totally agree regarding the friendship between Obi Wan and Anakin.

The only way they ever establish this is when they say "we are good friends", "Yes we are." It just came off as forced and faked.

I would have liked to see the prequels centered around their dynamic. Forget dumb stories about trade negotiations and whatnot.
You spend the first two movies setting up their relationship. Maybe your first movie centers around Obi Wan training Anakin. Then your second movie is all about their adventures together during the clone wars. At that point they should be chummy as fuck, though you could end this one with hints about how Anakin was starting to stray.
Then in the last prequel you basically tear their friendship apart, Anakin becomes Darth Vader, etc, all that good stuff.

And during all of this you could still set up the whole Palpatine = Darth Sidious, fall of the republic stuff. It's just that the prequels would center around Obi Wan and Anakin's friendship.
And then when Anakin starts being seduced by the dark side and their friendship starts falling apart, the audience would really feel something.

The end fight between Anakin and Obi Wan isn't bad; IMO it's the only conflict that has any real emotional weight in the prequels. It's just that it could and should be so much more.

I've noticed a lot of ''the prequels aren't as bad as people say they are'' comments lately (Internet and irl)
Since Episode VII came out, specially, so am I wondering if this is like a cultural phenomenon where everybody just has forgotten how bad they were

Or maybe because the new episode came up, people are talking about SW more in general.

Your opinion, not ours.

Episode 3 is actually not terrible. the first and second one are not very good.

Yes, the prequels are great

citation needed.

I'm being told there's this thing called Google...
www.slashfilm.com/george-lucas-speaks-altering-films-1988/

Thanks

I love star wars bloopers

Then you are going to love this

Not available in my country

The actress behind her is Gwendolyne from GOT, do you wanna see her being romanced? lolol

did they even meet in the movie?

and this is why I hate yuri.

how DO you like any kind of gay porn in the first place nigga?

It's Dnd explain, he hates everything good in this world.

if you look at something containing two women and you don't reach teh conclusion that there could be yuri you don't look hard enough.... so I approve of your reasoning

That's retarded.

I remember reading a D&D story about a Paladin who REFUSED to give a shit about the DM's Gray campaign. Every single choice was this or that. And he continued to defy him, coming up with actual solutions to problems he was faced with, sometimes at personal sacrifice(Good Paladin). Eventually coming to a head when his group faced down the big bad guy's LT, and he fucking TURNED against the Big Bad and was trained under the Paladin.

I could see your idea coming up if the writers aren't shit.

I remember that story. Damn, that was a good story.

It was. Honestly one of the better played Paladins I've seen.

this suggests a whole lot more than platonic respect.

yes, but that's one person interpretation and ideas i like. doesn't mean it's the one i think holds the most water.

no see, I totally enjoy what you just suggestion. it's a nifty idea, especially because they say phasma's gonna be doing a lot more in the next episode, but really, shipping?

eh people will always do this stuff, can't stop them. no matter how hard you try or shout at them (their are a lot of ships i hate. Garen x Lux, Riven x Zac i despise them both but i know people will ship them not matter what i think say or do. so i just learned to live and let live.

don't feed the fires. and riven/zac makes sense actually

Riven and Zac served together on the side of noxus during the war for ionia, and you can't deny the bonds that war forges.

no they didn't. zac was made in Zaun after the war and he hasn't left the city.

Zaun Amorphous combatant was made for Noxus under the comissioning of Swain during the Ionian Noxian War tho

and before he was sent to the front line his "mother and father" broke him out of tht lab they worked in.
" They were struck by their conscience and could not allow the prototype to be used as a weapon. The husband and wife fled with the young blob, replacing its weapon designation – Zaun Amorphous Combatant – with a proper name: Zac. In a quiet neighborhood far from the cities of Zaun, the scientists raised Zac as their own child."

Adding to their point, when Noxus eventually caught up with the scientists and killed them, Zac fucked them up.

ok, I don't know who any of those people are. I assume from the new Star Wars film. And I assume "x" means "has a fictional relationship with", right?

shouldn't surprise anyone. Rule 34.

how are we supposed to know it's a female storm trooper? And how is a female storm trooper even a thing? They are all clones of Django Fett????

her armour is silver.
normal storm trooper armour is white.
most storm troopers have male voices.
she has a female voice.

Clone troopers were phased out after the galactic empire took over.

but in the comic we can't hear her voice, and her armor is white and not grey.

Thought that was just shading.

clone troopers were phased out because they aged quicker than regular soldiers.

Hence why Boba Fett got killed by a blind man with a stick.

i did not know that

it was in "Attack of the Clones", the second episode of Star Wars. Also, the Django clones do age faster to get to maturity, but then they are held there for I think something like 60 years, eventually reaching age "40" or something. You probably listened to all that non-canon Disney shit.

>non canon > disney

disney now controls the canon storyline.

uh.... no. Lucas wrote episodes I-VI. Disney added tons of shit between III and IV which doesn't add up with IV-VI. It's Lucas's vision, so his shit is canon. The Disney Clone Wars 3D shit doesn't belong to canon. I haven't seen episode VII yet, but it may or may not be canon. I downloaded a cam version and within the first 15 minutes I see that there is basically a re-incarnation of Darth Vader - complete with breathing apparatus and black poly-vinyl costume and cape, and an old man and young man in the desert. I fell asleep shortly after that. It was really confusing and seemed like a re-boot if anything.

The Clone Wars cartoon was created by George Lucas in 2008.
Disney acquired lucasfilm in 2012.
Clone Wars + The Force Awakens are canon according to Disney and thus Lucas.
Disney can control what is canon because George Lucas sold the rights of the franchise to them. He would not have done so if he didn't trust them. And if he trusts them, I do too.

PS I subscribe to Lucas's canon - NOT that from Disney.

huh, I thought Disney made that one. But if Lucas made it, how come it has so many inconsistencies with the normal canon?

George Lucas has by no means been a perfect writer.(as evidenced by 1999-2005)
therefore Star Wars can by no means be considered a perfect series.
If George Lucas makes contradictory plot points, we have to accept them as canon, as he held the artistic freedom to do what he wants with the plot. Now he has passed the torch onto a respectful company with equally respectful writers, directors and producers who hold the same rights.

Also, you don't get to talk shit about The Force Awakens when you've only seen 3 minutes of it.

where was this mentioned? Ah, sptnfouroneseven says its non-canon shit.

The Komino thing isn't canon from what I know, as Battlefront isn't canon.

Yes, it's all recruits/volunteers in the Stormtroopers from Episode 3 and up. As seen in Rebels.

Same but I looked up the canon after a fight with my brother about Stormtroopers.

Naw. Just like Clones and Stormtroopers.

not any more, after the empire fell so did all the clones, now stormtropers are taken as infants and indoctrinated into the order. and we now she's a chick cus she's played by Gwendoline Christie, she has a few lines but never with Rey.

ok, that's kinda dumb. Anyway, I meant "how can we tell which storm trooper that is if he/she has his/her mask on?" Of course if she takes it off we see who it is, but to me it just looks like some random storm trooper and a girl.

>>#12, also phasma had several speaking parts in the movie...where one could easily hear that her voice is rather feminine...

I was just talking about in the comic and the various following picture comments - for someone who has never seen the film and because we don't hear any voice in the pictures posted here, I just thought it was some random storm trooper.

well Phasma's armour is very unige in it's design so we easily pick her out of the crowed, but for a standred trooper we can't unless the speak .

Imagine having something very sensitive between your legs and anything that hits it makes you damn near vomit in pain. Also, it gets stiff and uncomfortable at the sight of women... or for no fucking reason whatsoever. Also waking up and having to lean over a toilet just so you can take a leak. Also, your hormones would dictate that you're constantly horny between the ages of 14-50 maybe sooner maybe even later depending.

More body hair but less shaving, and you'd sit with your legs apart a lot more I reckon

sitting on your balls sucks. Also, zipping yourself up if you go commando.

When you cross your legs a little too tight.

I would be a whore by nature

reason why i know emotional repression is a big thing, is because i go to a psychologist for it.
she tells me that basically no matter what it is they come to her for, men almost always end up getting treated for emotional repression at some point.
mine is of course more severe than for most, since it's an actual psychological concern.
but pretty much all men suffer from some degree of emotional repression.

you're oblivious to girl drama. guys are generally straight-forward with eachother, if we don't like eachother, we tell eachother.
girls will still use girl-drama on you, you generally just don't care unless you're in a relationship with them.

other than that it seems to me that the only real difference is that people treat you less carefully. you're expected to be able to handle more stress/pain/exhaustion.

oh and emotional repression is a pretty big thing.
mine's higher than normal though, due to me being bullied as a kid.

basically it's the same as being a girl, but with different genitals, and less acceptence of your emotions.
as well as generally just giving less of a fuck.

It's no secret that boy's are physically stronger than girls.

Emotional repression is definitely true, I don't know where it starts but it gets to the point that by even elementary school, if a boy is crying from getting scraped up knee's or elbows, they get made fun of by their peers. While if a girl does, it's just 'normal'. Not to mention that boy's are taught to be quiet and still during class, while boys are hardwired to be full of energy.

wat? No mention of the sex drive (especially if you are young). Its a thing, and its something that is absolutely different. Not to say that every male walks around doing the duckman( ), but I can't conceive that women think of sex as much as men do.

during teens: sure
after teens: nah

It's like playing life in hard mode if you're not good looking to start with, you're also expected to pay all shits and do all the manual labour, know everything about mechanics, renovation, landscaping & computers and get no choice on either you will keep the child or not if you fuck up, but you can hold your alchool better and have a beard, good life.

Well, in one comic that remained canon, he managed to fight and almost kill Luke some time before Episode 5, and only gave up because somebody (implied to be Obi-Wan's spirit) intervened from the shadows.

But other than that, all he has going for him out of the films are Clone Wars and the Holiday Special, and neither of those do him any favors.

its not even good random shit..its a bunch of Funko bullshit figures and FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWNS

Whoot!

When did Boba Fett do anything bad ass in later films? He was introduced in 5, had like 5 minutes of screen time. Then was immediately killed by a temporarily blind guy in the first 5 minutes of the next film.

Well, in one comic that remained canon, he managed to fight and almost kill Luke some time before Episode 5, and only gave up because somebody (implied to be Obi-Wan's spirit) intervened from the shadows.

But other than that, all he has going for him out of the films are Clone Wars and the Holiday Special, and neither of those do him any favors.

I like Boba, but you're right. Phasma has more screentime and lines in TFA than Boba had in the entire original trilogy.

You don't use commie units in brittania?
First you drive on the wrong road and now you measure in freedom units.... tsk tsk tsk

I'm latino american and we use metric

interesting

I like heels cuz I can reach more things in them...

haha i do too, but im so short they barely help

what she said

I'm a guy and I feel the same, i want to wear cute clothes for myself, not others

Your commenting and your text color means youre a basic bitch, tho.

Nothing says sexy and powerful like middle ages horsemen's footwear... just saying they were not made for walking in.

That is true.
This is literally the one thing in which they are right m8. People should be able to wear whatever the fuck they want, with some exceptions of course, but mostly it doesn't affect other people so they should be free to wear what they want.

also, id like to ask how plastic sugary has anything to do with someones outfit?

actually he's white

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grayson_Boucher