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i suddenly just remembered part of my dream that involved me being a 16 year old boy sleeping with a hooker -_- wtf?comment
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#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on fucking hell guys. +10
#18 - undead (12/06/2015) [-]
#12 - i think it adds to the cuteness :3 12/06/2015 on fucking hell guys. 0
#843 - its okay we all have dumb moments  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on meringueluka's profile 0
#845 - alfonshister (12/06/2015) [-]
you're a cool guy
#92 - still want in on this, just have me be a grave stone with some…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on Meme-Tec: Waiting 0
#108 - lurkerlarry (12/06/2015) [-]
Replace them with machine guns so you can do something like the female robots did in Austin Powers.
#11 - meh i figured I'll try build up an immunity. i mean i've alrea…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on fucking hell guys. +21
#44 - sequel (12/06/2015) [-]
No, dire cancer.

It's like cancer..
#39 - cackrel (12/06/2015) [-]
**cackrel used "*roll picture*"**
**cackrel rolled image**Dude. Be careful, you might catch squirrel aids with that super cancer.
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#34 - goobyman (12/06/2015) [-]
how about another type of cancer :^)
fuck cancer tho
#841 - ha, i tend to every now and again delete all the comments, it …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2015 on meringueluka's profile 0
#842 - alfonshister (12/05/2015) [-]
comment number 833

now i feel stupid
#843 - meringueluka (12/06/2015) [-]
its okay we all have dumb moments
#845 - alfonshister (12/06/2015) [-]
you're a cool guy
#10 - open the console type. " player.additem 001FE1A6 1 &q… 11/29/2015 on Whats your sole survivor... +1
#2 - Comment deleted 11/28/2015 on The Sword and The Mace -1
#56 - haha it's true. 11/28/2015 on Sex 0
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on rwby stuff 0
#41 - lollypopalopicus (11/28/2015) [-]
Thanks mate. Cheers!
#47 - yer, jsut like ALL the jugernauts. she's supper opressive IF s… 11/28/2015 on halp 0
#45 - yer but heres the thing, Illoai is only good in a team fight, …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2015 on halp 0
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#46 - kalimah (11/28/2015) [-]
Right ive seen her 1v1 people with just one tentacle and just a black cleaver, that damage is not low by any means
Maybe harassed by a ranged champion but melee dont just ignore her damage
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#47 - meringueluka (11/28/2015) [-]
yer, jsut like ALL the jugernauts. she's supper opressive IF she gets an early lead and can keep it, but it if she falls behind she's extreamily weak
#43 - no. all her damage comes from her tenticals that are piss easy…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2015 on halp +2
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#44 - kalimah (11/28/2015) [-]
that doesnt mean you'll dodge them forever especially in a team fight
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#45 - meringueluka (11/28/2015) [-]
yer but heres the thing, Illoai is only good in a team fight, 1V1 she can't do shit cus all of her damage is easily avoidable, her lack of mobility and situational sustain means she's very open to get harassed down. and she NEEDS to have at least 2 tenticals to be able to do any real damage.

she's only a threat if you play supper passive early and let her set up.
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#46 - kalimah (11/28/2015) [-]
Right ive seen her 1v1 people with just one tentacle and just a black cleaver, that damage is not low by any means
Maybe harassed by a ranged champion but melee dont just ignore her damage
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#47 - meringueluka (11/28/2015) [-]
yer, jsut like ALL the jugernauts. she's supper opressive IF she gets an early lead and can keep it, but it if she falls behind she's extreamily weak
#8 - lol no, nasus bitch slaps Illaoi in lane. she gives him free …  [+] (26 new replies) 11/28/2015 on halp +30
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#42 - kalimah (11/28/2015) [-]
they just launched her she is broken as fuck
and yes she can beat any top easily for now
#50 - itswarwick (11/28/2015) [-]
Oh realy? she had some trouble against a teemo.

Every champ that gets released is broken. People abuse this feature called stupidity and ignorance. People refuse to read up on the skills then get suprized in lane. That's the only thing that's broken about her atm.
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#43 - meringueluka (11/28/2015) [-]
no. all her damage comes from her tenticals that are piss easy to doge.
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#44 - kalimah (11/28/2015) [-]
that doesnt mean you'll dodge them forever especially in a team fight
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#45 - meringueluka (11/28/2015) [-]
yer but heres the thing, Illoai is only good in a team fight, 1V1 she can't do shit cus all of her damage is easily avoidable, her lack of mobility and situational sustain means she's very open to get harassed down. and she NEEDS to have at least 2 tenticals to be able to do any real damage.

she's only a threat if you play supper passive early and let her set up.
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#46 - kalimah (11/28/2015) [-]
Right ive seen her 1v1 people with just one tentacle and just a black cleaver, that damage is not low by any means
Maybe harassed by a ranged champion but melee dont just ignore her damage
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#47 - meringueluka (11/28/2015) [-]
yer, jsut like ALL the jugernauts. she's supper opressive IF she gets an early lead and can keep it, but it if she falls behind she's extreamily weak
#40 - tiinuyama (11/28/2015) [-]
nasus doesnt gain stacks for killing the tentacles, he can destroy them b4 they can attack him tho. 1 auto followed up by a q and the tentacle wont have time to hit him
#57 - jordanv (12/10/2015) [-]
Unless they changed it when she was released I was up against a nasus as illaoi and he was getting stacks for days on my tentacles, 90% sure the dog can stack off of her tentacles.
#19 - zionsype (11/28/2015) [-]
>Implying Illaoi has any counter as of right now.
There are 2 types of champions currently in League.
Those who have a change against Illaoi if your good
And everyone else
#48 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
people constantly ban her in dia only just so your own team can't pick her...
#24 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
>Not picking broken as fuck Tryndamere against her
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#21 - shadowstepone (11/28/2015) [-]
just sidestep the tentacles, it's not actually that hard
Just you wait, she's gonna get nerfed, people are gonna learn to play against her, and she's gonna need a buff again.
#22 - zionsype (11/28/2015) [-]
"Naw, ____ isn't OP, just sidestep the ____"
Obviously dodging an ability makes it non-effective
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#23 - shadowstepone (11/28/2015) [-]
Even so, they have a pretty long windup. Like, when kindred was released, there wasn't much you could do about her. You just had to sit there and take it because all of her spells are click to win and her sustain and damage were too good to fight against. Illaoi's spells are some of the easiest to dodge in the game, as long as you don't lose your head to sheer numbers.
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#27 - bleachtaire (11/28/2015) [-]
i dont even know she fucking does
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#28 - shadowstepone (11/28/2015) [-]
i think you forgot a "what" in there somewhere
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#29 - bleachtaire (11/28/2015) [-]
my fingers disagreed it seems
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#30 - shadowstepone (11/28/2015) [-]
she summons giant tentacles to hit people with, and steals peoples souls
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#31 - bleachtaire (11/28/2015) [-]
thats all i really know
also that and shes bullshit
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#32 - shadowstepone (11/28/2015) [-]
people say every new champ is bullshit because they can't figure out how to play against them
in sum; git gud
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#33 - bleachtaire (11/28/2015) [-]
ekko and kindred pretty much were just bullshit i think
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#35 - shadowstepone (11/28/2015) [-]
that's true. They both started with grossly overtuned kits, because riot tried to shoehorn them both into roles that weren't ideal for them. By all rights, a champ like kindred should be an adc, and ekko should be a jungler, but they wanted them in their respective places and gave them numbers to fit.
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#36 - bleachtaire (11/28/2015) [-]
riot are some crazy fuckers right now though
like holy shit they're having really insane thoughts right now
like juggernaut update was painful because they made 2 easy to play pretty bs champs fucking broken
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#55 - shadowstepone (11/28/2015) [-]
i have to agree with you there. There was a reason why they nerfed all of those champions into the ground before, because they're no fun to play against if they're any good. However, I do think the darius rework was pretty good. There are actually pretty realistic ways to play against him now, if you're careful. The other three have virtually no counterplay for low mobility champs though.
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#14 - sladee (11/28/2015) [-]
Nasus shouldn't be shocked he's eating shit early
#12 - yep. 11/28/2015 on why Papyrus is best. 0
#1 - makeup, the thing your looking for is called makeup 11/28/2015 on Johny Depp +10
#8 - >people who are good at base building please stop, i … 11/28/2015 on Some of my Fallout 4 pics 0
#5 - i will admit i have done that.  [+] (14 new replies) 11/27/2015 on 2 Years +80
#54 - hurzg (11/28/2015) [-]
#17 - Minnesota (11/28/2015) [-]
Anything with a penis, real or fake, has done that.
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#122 - kaiyuni (11/28/2015) [-]
I actually haven't. But to keep the statement true I helped you out by doing it myself. Your welcome.
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#88 - twiceasfun (11/28/2015) [-]
What? Noo, I've totally never done that...in the middle of the kitchen while I was cooking dinner
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#76 - michaeljones (11/28/2015) [-]
wat
#21 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
#10 - woofman (11/28/2015) [-]
#6 - mattiaskjaer (11/28/2015) [-]
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#123 - Javapenguin (11/28/2015) [-]
woah, man
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#16 - deathchain (11/28/2015) [-]
I'M GONNA NEED SOME FUCKIN SAUCE PLZ
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#166 - alcatronz (11/29/2015) [-]
Sources are here if you havent checked back yet m8
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#18 - alcatronz (11/28/2015) [-]
Also wondering, tell if an answer is given pls
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#69 - mettallica (11/28/2015) [-]
The 3 Vocaloid girls.
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#20 - fireless (11/28/2015) [-]
Wokada is the artist.
#1 - >when a ******* terrorist has better trigger discipl…  [+] (22 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Nationalism -108
#91 - aleypal (11/28/2015) [-]
#84 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

haha, not sure why this is thumbed down. its actually pretty funny. as people have said before, part of being accepted into a community is being able to laugh at yourself. stereotypes exist for all cultures. comedy is universal.
#101 - peterdivine (11/28/2015) [-]
Her fingers are all clearly around the grip, you nitwit, with nothing around the trigger. The Americans' trigger discipline is perfectly fine.

It's false commentary like this which jeopardizes citizens' ability to legally own and carry. It's a touchy subject.
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#81 - fatsigurd (11/28/2015) [-]
plot twist: the top one is the terrorist
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#69 - grantnola (11/28/2015) [-]
They have better trigger discipline cuss

they tend to blow themselves up
#87 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
#68 - uhhyeahfmebaby (11/28/2015) [-]
You're stupid as fuck m8.
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#67 - Senior Bob (11/28/2015) [-]
Canadians aren't terrorists, ok?
#33 - infurnus (11/28/2015) [-]
I count all fingers grasped round the handle. None by the trigger.
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#27 - warioteam (11/28/2015) [-]
stop throwing around buzzwords if you dont know what the fuck they mean
#13 - bronywiseman (11/28/2015) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about?
That Canadian has excellent trigger discipline! Why, his finger's nowhere near the trigger!
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#12 - zionsype (11/28/2015) [-]
>Complaining about Trigger Discipline on photos taken for lols
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#93 - jdrinfantry (11/28/2015) [-]
tbf one of those pictures werent taken for the lols
It's for real, and her finger is definitely on the trigger
Not to mention that weird scope ontop of the iron sights
Doesn't really matter, muslims don't aim
#10 - blackjesusatheist (11/28/2015) [-]
*than
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#2 - Whaaaaaaaaa (11/28/2015) [-]
I counted four fingers on the grip... the terrorist has three.
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#64 - kaipo (11/28/2015) [-]
I counted 5 on the canadian
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#3 - sptnfouroneseven (11/28/2015) [-]
I see what happened. There's a small gap you can see part of the white strap on the flag behind the rifle. It does look like she has a finger on the trigger when she doesn't.
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#77 - wraithguard (11/28/2015) [-]
I think that that white spot is a screw in the underside of the gun. Note its circular shape.
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#7 - Whaaaaaaaaa (11/28/2015) [-]
it happens man. Nothing to worry about.
#5 - mybackpacksgotjets (11/28/2015) [-]
I think he's talking about the out of control Canadian with a condition 4 hammer
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#9 - threeeighteen (11/28/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that book could be used as a weapon too.
#23 - say what you want, but i think they look cool and i want one.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2015 on So I wake in the morning... +31
#30 - whatwhen (11/27/2015) [-]
#9 - mainly cus undertale has dark moments built into it. where as …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/27/2015 on sad skelly bros. +21
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#10 - scootabot (11/27/2015) [-]
Honestly, this undertale stuff makes it feel really forced, too.

Like, when Rick and Morty fans draw Rick crying because Morty is turning into him, that feels really forced.

Undertale, where tears are involved, are just as forced as Rainbow Dash trying to catch Scootaloo, like in the reference above.

There are dark things in the MLP scene, too. Believe it or not. Adultery, death, cancer, alcoholism, all those sorts of things. They aren't as obvious, so you have to spot them as you can.
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#85 - shaddyz (11/28/2015) [-]
i only get mad at fancomics when they change character, guess what all of them are in character, so its fine it isnt forced
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#88 - scootabot (11/28/2015) [-]
So is my example. They're in character as well, yet people say it's forced.

You're all using the same examples, yet when I post something that passes all the tests, you're saying it's wrong ONLY because ponies are involved.

Hypocrite, much?
#96 - shaddyz (11/29/2015) [-]
did you hear me say something against fucking MLP? DID i GIVE YOU A PINKIE?

get the fuck out of here
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#97 - scootabot (11/29/2015) [-]
No. The way that you validate your example is the same way I'm validating mine. They're both in the same category, but you think they're different because one has something you dislike.

Stop telling me to fuck out of here, seriously. It's not going to make me go away.
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#11 - warioteam (11/27/2015) [-]
no shit you have to spot them
because they arent an integral part of your show
fuck outta here
#12 - scootabot (11/27/2015) [-]
True. They're obvious, but they aren't so obvious because of the general lightheartedness of the show.

However, the MLP comics are quite different. While official, they're much darker than the show.
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#13 - warioteam (11/27/2015) [-]
fuuuuuuuuuuck
outta here
#14 - scootabot (11/27/2015) [-]
#97 - meh, not really. both only mention it once or twice and in a m… 11/27/2015 on Well said... 0
#95 - yep, him and veronica are homosexual.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Well said... 0
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#96 - morkoelorko (11/27/2015) [-]
i must be the most clueless idiot of mojave because i have both companions and i didn't know about that

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#97 - meringueluka (11/27/2015) [-]
meh, not really. both only mention it once or twice and in a manner that doesn't draw attention to them.
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#95 - meringueluka (11/27/2015) [-]
yep, him and veronica are homosexual.
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#96 - morkoelorko (11/27/2015) [-]
i must be the most clueless idiot of mojave because i have both companions and i didn't know about that

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#97 - meringueluka (11/27/2015) [-]
meh, not really. both only mention it once or twice and in a manner that doesn't draw attention to them.
#12 - after they fixed the thing that made her **** yer. 11/27/2015 on Quinn and ? 0

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User avatar #859 - dndxplain ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
this new champion coming out took out Zed, Garen, Sona, and what was the last one?
User avatar #860 to #859 - meringueluka ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Vi
User avatar #861 to #860 - dndxplain ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I've found a few possible connections.

when you think a role, you think that champion.
Tank - garen essentially resets like baron if you build him correctly
Fighter - exploding powerfisting
Assassin - dude has a smite as his ult, basically
Support/mage - do I even have to explain this.


there's no ADC.

I think it's this new champ waving his dick about metaphorically.
User avatar #862 to #861 - meringueluka ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
huh that could be true. and it was a while since we got an ADC if i remember correctly.
User avatar #863 to #862 - dndxplain ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
It's been confirmed that he's an ADC
User avatar #864 to #863 - meringueluka ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
source?
User avatar #866 to #865 - meringueluka ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
hmm that ult looks interesting.
User avatar #867 to #866 - dndxplain ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I thought you'd know this already. and yeah, they made a marksman meta. do I need to remind you what champs came out of the tank meta?
User avatar #856 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Hey good to see you back on funnyjunk.

How is it going?
User avatar #857 to #856 - meringueluka ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
generally rather good, work is not benign to difficult. but i fear my client is slowly turning into a perfectionist .
User avatar #858 to #857 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Well good to hear you are doing rather good. Having clients that want everything perfect are always a drag to work with. I know about it i work in the IT.

And how is your wife doing?
#846 - argoniantits (12/24/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas meringuacamole
User avatar #847 to #846 - meringueluka ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
haha thank you. that's very sweet of you.
User avatar #840 - elsanna (11/30/2015) [-]
You're gonna kick cancer's ass and back here 'miring **** with the best of us. Take care.
User avatar #839 - mooncakes (11/30/2015) [-]
i just saw your post too, im awful sorry you have it. but i sure hope you can bring the laptop or a phone with you so we can keep making you laugh! <3 but um as they say in the old land, you take that bitch and shove it into the mo ******* ground you hear me? aight, aight. but foreal though, i hope you get better and FEEL better. thats the most important thing. hang in there girl. i mean, let me know when you come back okay?
#838 - matexius ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
I saw your post, just wanted to say...
Good luck with your treatment and all, I hope you make it through...
We all believe in you!
User avatar #837 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2015) [-]
I hope your treatment goes well and with that I wish you all the luck of the world
#836 - fuuuuuuuck (11/30/2015) [-]
Hey, just saw your post hope your treatment goes well and a speedy recovery
User avatar #834 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
I wish you the best of luck with the cancer problem.

#833 - alfonshister ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
there's no way your profile page can be that empty

let me take some space
User avatar #841 to #833 - meringueluka ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
ha, i tend to every now and again delete all the comments, it gets to clustered otherwise
#842 to #841 - alfonshister ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
comment number 833

now i feel stupid
#843 to #842 - meringueluka ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
its okay we all have dumb moments
#845 to #843 - alfonshister ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
you're a cool guy
you're a cool guy
#832 - migueldecervantes (11/28/2015) [-]
Why is mixing races the same multiculturalism?
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