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#3 - Arguing with a philosopher is like trying to **** …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Nietzsche +89
User avatar #13 - applesdontpee (10/27/2014) [-]
especially a dead philospher
User avatar #4 - jewsburninindaoven (10/27/2014) [-]
Fucking yourself is pointless? I thought the point was that you can't say no to yourself and you don't have to deal with the opposite gender
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/27/2014) [-]
There wont be a offspring, so the act of fucking IS pointless.
User avatar #15 - jewsburninindaoven (10/27/2014) [-]
Are you Catholic or something? Because I'm pretty sure there is another point to sex than just reproduction, hence condoms
#11 - Picture 10/27/2014 on Social Justice +1
#9 - Short for qt3.14 :^)  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Social Justice +1
#10 - faroeseguy (10/27/2014) [-]
I hate you
#11 - mephiblis (10/27/2014) [-]
#8 - Hurr Durr the Crusades, muh Inquisition... Don't you …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Social Justice +83
#143 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/28/2014) [-]
Doesn't stop the other gazzilion atrocities commited in the name of religion yet someone always rushes to defend it because they, or someone they know, got invested in it. And then these people send their underage kids to be indoctrinated in the religion of their choice instead of letting them grow up and choose for themselves despite no evidence that anything in their fantasy world is real. Oh and different times aren't stopping muslims from bombing and mass raping anything in their path. Give people with crazy ideologies power and and they'll do crazy shit. You can't keep them from seeking power but you can keep them from persuing crazy ideologies by teaching critical thought and not indoctrinated your fucking kids into your own fantasy world.
#144 - mephiblis (10/28/2014) [-]
Ahhh of course, the go-to picture for fedora fags that don't bother to actually do any research. #getrektfukboi
#81 - xtremehivoltage (10/28/2014) [-]
Baghdad is still salty to this day as a matter of fact.
#26 - leadstriker (10/27/2014) [-]
Ghengis didn't salt Baghdad
it was his son or something
#75 - metalbeasteg (10/28/2014) [-]
His grandson, actually. Hulagu Toluid.
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't even have a stake in whatever discussion may or may not be taking place here, but there are a few things I want to say regardless:

Reducing any point or argument to "muh [blank]" is just embarrassing. It's no more than a pointless strawman fallacy and adds absolutely nothing to any discussion.

Also, your two facts in no way shape or form validate the crusades. 1) They were retaliatory, therefore, they were just? There's a pretty well known phrase for why that doesn't hold any water. 2) Everyone was doing it, therefore you can't fault anyone for it? Really? That's your fact? And anyway, the First Crusade happened in like 1080 or something, well after Alexander and well before Genghis Khan, and before contact was even made with the Americas. Why are Alexander, Genghis and the Aztecs relevant at all to the discussion of the Crusades? They aren't. European warfare is, along with politics and religion, and conflict with the targets of the Crusades.
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/27/2014) [-]
I see we were expected... We'll just take our leave
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User avatar #56 - commontroll (10/27/2014) [-]
Turn the other cheek is about an attack on your pride, not on your life.
User avatar #54 - iamchicken (10/27/2014) [-]
Hard to "turn the other cheek" when Muslims encroach on your lands, kill your kinsfolk, fuck up your trade routes and threaten to invade.
#7 - Western culture is the root of this evil. Giving the common ma…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Social Justice -9
User avatar #91 - cdsams (10/28/2014) [-]
Just like the towel heads in the middle east and the north Chinese/ North Korean slaves.
User avatar #63 - krasnogvardiech (10/28/2014) [-]
The Renaissance-era French nobility would have something to say about that.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/27/2014) [-]
Wow... Sooo... Exactly like Funnyjunkers?
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/27/2014) [-]
Id say the lack of education is the cause of that.
The eastern culture has all that.
#18 - Holy shet the parrot one 10/27/2014 on Allahu Ackbar 0
#5 - It's so smooW  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on The real reason why GoPros... +6
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/27/2014) [-]
shop.gopro.com/cameras?gclid=CKOU3f39zcECFdHm7AodMkEAPQ

Here is the website if you're interested, the cheapest one (scroll to the bottom of the page) is $130 dollars.
#32 - Is it wrong?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on You have been enriched +2
User avatar #71 - scant (10/27/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know. I don't live in South Africa.
I'm also not a bigot, so I don't think I'm qualified to speculate.
#31 - You got schnizel, tell them what's what, FJ needs more /pol/ i…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/27/2014 on You have been enriched +2
User avatar #34 - schnizel (10/27/2014) [-]
Bosnia.
User avatar #43 - mephiblis (10/27/2014) [-]
Bosanski Srb ili musliman?
User avatar #45 - schnizel (10/27/2014) [-]
see
#42
User avatar #38 - MrDeadiron (10/27/2014) [-]
Are you one of the Bosnians that should have been Serbed or one of the good ones?
User avatar #42 - schnizel (10/27/2014) [-]
The Bosnian wizard.
#9 - And still he misspelled it >Pic related, correct w… 10/27/2014 on 9/11 is just plane wrong. +4
#10 - Juden Little 10/27/2014 on Don't Fuck Wit My Mouse +3
#18 - Doesn't matter how hard you ******** , daddy won't… 10/27/2014 on Ever been so bored in a... 0
#16 - Don't project your inadequacies on me brah, makes you seem pathetic.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Ever been so bored in a... 0
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/27/2014) [-]
"Lol ur pathetic"

Definitely not a kissless virgin.
User avatar #18 - mephiblis (10/27/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter how hard you shitpost, daddy won't come back.
#9 - I am proud to say that i don't need any audio for LotR because…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Ever been so bored in a... +4
User avatar #13 - leonhardt (10/27/2014) [-]
And no idea what a vagina looks like.
User avatar #16 - mephiblis (10/27/2014) [-]
Don't project your inadequacies on me brah, makes you seem pathetic.
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/27/2014) [-]
"Lol ur pathetic"

Definitely not a kissless virgin.
User avatar #18 - mephiblis (10/27/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter how hard you shitpost, daddy won't come back.
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/27/2014) [-]
Yes, because having memorized a movie that came out when I was 13 equates 'virgin'. I had the damn thing on VHS, that's how old Return of the King is. My girlfriend's knowledge on Tolkien's work rivals my own.
User avatar #15 - leonhardt (10/27/2014) [-]
>Posted as anon

Seems legit m8
#10 - That's what you get for trying to steal /k/'s carrots ya littl…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Poor Fluffy 0
#13 - durkadurka (10/22/2014) [-]
#41 - >Jew >White :^) pls 10/22/2014 on Fight me IRL 0
#55 - SJW weeabo applefag artiste . This guy alone is a cause to nu…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on The islamophobia is strong... +1
#76 - rundas (10/22/2014) [-]
Fuck, now I understand why Japs are so xenophobic. These kinds of people come to their country.
#35 - probably gonna get shaded and coloured laterz  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Status Quo Tats 0
User avatar #63 - stickmanz (10/21/2014) [-]
post pics after its shaded and coloured, i love how it looks now
User avatar #65 - kurtcomics (10/22/2014) [-]
i will do
#22 - T-thanks for the offer but i think i've got enough. 10/21/2014 on When friends send you a... +7
#48 - hail thee, tallest of the manlets 10/21/2014 on Dan! 2 -3
#45 - Sure it is manlet  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Dan! 2 -3
User avatar #46 - emiyashirou (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm 178
User avatar #64 - mrthezho (10/21/2014) [-]
Depending on where you live, that is probably about, if not a few centimetres below average.
User avatar #48 - mephiblis (10/21/2014) [-]
hail thee, tallest of the manlets
#47 - Around blacks, never relax. 10/19/2014 on Kill me now 0
#111 - ITT: "I read this phrase somewhere 'Infant Mortality Rate… 10/19/2014 on internet make us stronger +1
#35 - Ventured a couple of times to "level 4". It was what… 10/15/2014 on The Deep Web 0
#34 - *********** INC. 10/15/2014 on The Deep Web 0
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User avatar #5 to #4 - mephiblis (06/23/2014) [-]
Well ******* finally you ******* **** , i've been ******* waiting for you **************** . ****** . <3
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2013) [-]
i am going to **** you up you disgusting piece of **** , prepare to die
User avatar #3 to #2 - mephiblis (11/02/2013) [-]
lul k
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