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#11 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 01/04/2016 on Army now uses genies... +2
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#12 - maxismahname (01/04/2016) [-]
I wonder how FJ will react to this
#3 - The guy is kinda a douche. If the roles were reversed and it w…  [+] (25 replies) 12/10/2015 on Road Hard +313
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#129 - trescope (12/11/2015) [-]
That's his selling point. His comedy is all about being loud and obnoxious. I sometimes listen to his podcast and like it
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#93 - klick (12/10/2015) [-]
Anti anxiety service dogs are a real thing. And some people flying a planes really need them. But, this dog is not wearing his service dog harness.
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#9 - Deavas (12/10/2015) [-]
men dont need "anti anxiety" dogs
#82 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
You're a sexist douchebag.
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#14 - thematthew (12/10/2015) [-]
you haven't heard of war vets have you?
#87 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
men. not broken men.
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#25 - Deavas (12/10/2015) [-]
War vets don't carry around 20lb little shits of a dog
#112 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure a veteran can have whatever fucking dog he wants.
Or are you going to go up to a Vietnam veteran and insult him for having a chihuahua?
#124 - Cherryblosom (12/10/2015) [-]
Dat comment.
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#117 - Deavas (12/10/2015) [-]
a chihuahua? yes. he wanted a dog, not a rat
#60 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
A Vietnam vet came into my store with a small yorkie as a service dog... So yes, they do.
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#114 - jvair (12/10/2015) [-]
here's the one where i would say, pic or didn't happen
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#26 - thematthew (12/10/2015) [-]
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#27 - Deavas (12/10/2015) [-]
Good then I'm glad we've made that distinction
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#19 - elyiia (12/10/2015) [-]
There's a world of difference between a service dog for a vet with PTSD and a "service dog" for some cunt who's abusing services not intended for them.
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#67 - robobabe (12/10/2015) [-]
Alternatively she actually has real anxiety. I look healthy and good besides suffering from severe depression, and Im looking to be getting a service dog.
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#56 - doctorcamden (12/10/2015) [-]
She may have flight anxiety, which would cause a her a major breakdown during a flight which is just uncomfortable or everyone.
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#21 - zetsuboukamina (12/10/2015) [-]
For all we know she was a field nurse.
#31 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
When? In the Korean war where she ate 20 children?
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#36 - zetsuboukamina (12/10/2015) [-]
No, in VietNom
#127 - stealingbikes (12/11/2015) [-]
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#35 - realdarkdank (12/10/2015) [-]
top kek
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#20 - thematthew (12/10/2015) [-]
i know, was just saying.
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#6 - kouzan (12/10/2015) [-]
Well, no. He'd probably say the same to a fat dude. Its the dog he has a problem with, the fact she's fat and has no real argument are only small facts he uses to insult her.
#111 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
I believe he's referring to Funnyjunk's reaction, not the guys reaction to the girl.
#36 - We also have have the biggest mall in the US here  [+] (3 replies) 12/02/2015 on Trip to Paris! +3
#124 - mayoroftownsville (12/03/2015) [-]
Isn't that the Mall of America in Minneapolis?
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#128 - menkoy (12/03/2015) [-]
Technically we have more sq footage i think
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#125 - noooooooooo (12/03/2015) [-]
#9 - All 3 of them are on Netflix now  [+] (1 reply) 11/20/2015 on The Ride Never Ends 0
#50 - ceramicgreyhound (11/20/2015) [-]
Every time I use Netflix I click one of my family members accounts first and start one of these movies just so it will pop up to continue watching for them.
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#43 - I'm not saying the stylus is a new idea. All i'm saying is tha…  [+] (1 reply) 09/10/2015 on Nailed it -5
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#44 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
And all I'm saying is that Steve was not a creative mind in the first place
I'm suggesting that nothing Apple produced under his command was infact his idea at all

So I'm suggesting nothing has actually changed in Apple, besides the name attached to whatever product they queef out next
#18 - Did it ever occur to you that once Steve Jobs died new people …  [+] (47 replies) 09/10/2015 on Nailed it -71
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#68 - KillinTime (09/10/2015) [-]
did it ever occur to you that they're selling a stick for $100?
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#20 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
Did it ever occur to YOU that Steve was just a plagiarizer and without him nothing has changed but some names?
#70 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
Ok, so the image clearly shows Steve saying no to the stylus - which if he were plagiarizing, he'd be introducing it as a new feature - and yet, in the second photo Cook is introducing the Pencil - an accessory Jobs is quoted as being against.

So which is it? Steve Jobs could some how plagiarize an idea and yet reject it at the same time?
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#71 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
yea sure let's put it that way

I mean because the man got on stage and rejected an idea one time means he never ever stole an idea ever, and is truly an original genius of our age

sure why not
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#43 - menkoy (09/10/2015) [-]
I'm not saying the stylus is a new idea. All i'm saying is that Steve did't like styluses but now that new people are in charge they see that they can make money by selling them.
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#44 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
And all I'm saying is that Steve was not a creative mind in the first place
I'm suggesting that nothing Apple produced under his command was infact his idea at all

So I'm suggesting nothing has actually changed in Apple, besides the name attached to whatever product they queef out next
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#41 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
too bad xerox never knew shit about marketing
couldn't even convince their own board that the mouse / gui was a good idea
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#63 - grimfuck (09/10/2015) [-]
a developer at my job told me about those days. back when the mouse was seen as a frivolous peripheral that will never catch on.
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#65 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
it's quite an interesting history, the whole apple - microsoft - xerox story
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#66 - Relinies (09/10/2015) [-]
Care to enlighten me? I've never heard the story.
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#67 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
the tl;dr is that xerox had a team developing all sorts of forward thinking technology like the mouse, their board of directors deemed it a stupid idea that would never catch on so never gave it much attention

steve jobs got a deal with them to research their software and had his team at apple re-create the mouse / make gui os (gui = graphical os as opposed to the command line that was predominant back then)

he then had microsoft develop software for the first macintosh but bill gates was 'stealing' the basis of the macintosh for his own computers

you can read a little more about it here

there's a popular quote

"You're ripping us off!", Steve shouted, raising his voice even higher. "I trusted you, and now you're stealing from us!"

But Bill Gates just stood there coolly, looking Steve directly in the eye, before starting to speak in his squeaky voice.

"Well, Steve, I think there's more than one way of looking at it. I think it's more like we both had this rich neighbor named Xerox and I broke into his house to steal the TV set and found out that you had already stolen it."

makes me wonder what computers may have been like today had xerox had more faith in some of their innovations
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#72 - santasia (09/10/2015) [-]
Pirates of Silicon Valley was a good.
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#74 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
oh but the fucked the quote up in pirates of sillicon valley which kinda rused me
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#73 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
It was a lot better than the ashton kutcher flick
I think it's bad to write a film about steve jobs and the history of apple without really giving microsoft any attention, because their stories were pretty much intertwined

that's just my opinion though
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#77 - santasia (09/10/2015) [-]

Here you go, definitely worth checking out. Made me appreciate Jobs just a little bit more. Not respect him, just appreciate what he did.
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#79 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
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#75 - santasia (09/10/2015) [-]
Yeah that movie was absolute shit. Now I JUST watched the new documentary last night (Steve Jobs: The Man In The Machine) and that was actually a pretty good one. Still shows how Jobs was a complete maniacal prick, but a maniacal prick who knew what people wanted and knew how to market those products.
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#78 - joshlol (09/10/2015) [-]
Ah wasn't aware of it, thanks for telling me, maybe I'll download it in an hour or so and watch
I'm actually looking forward to the Michael Fassbender film but we'll see how it is
#69 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
Very good, you got the story right!
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#45 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
I guess
Not that I was ever a patron of such technologies to comment
knowingly anyway
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#32 - nanako (09/10/2015) [-]
he was a jew
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#35 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
No he was a buddhist
Or pretended at being one anyway
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#36 - nanako (09/10/2015) [-]
judaism is more of a race than a religion

Israel offers citizenship based on jewish DNA, not upon how often you attend synagogue
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#37 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
No, it's a religion
No matter how much the israelis and everyone else protests otherwise, jew is not and never will be a race

Core factor:
You cannot convert to a race
You cannot apostasize from a race

Israel's citizenship plan has nothing to do with it, they don't get to define what a race is
#21 - skebaba (09/10/2015) [-]
Now Wozniak on the other hand...
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#22 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
I'll admit
I know nothing about his contributions, save for that he's the guy steve stole from the most apparently
#58 - abstractpink (09/10/2015) [-]
life is tough sometimes
#59 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
Life is tough and I am not
#23 - skebaba (09/10/2015) [-]
He was the guy who actually built the first Apple computer prototype while they were still working from garage. Steve was the marketer and Steve was the actual "engineer".
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#40 - advice (09/10/2015) [-]
If Steve was Steve then who was phone?
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#52 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
Some guy named Greg, probably
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#24 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
so yeah
the poor slave with his labours stolen
maybe if he's left to it he might pull Apple's finger out of their collective asshole

Or he could leave and work a job with integrity from the start idk
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#28 - abstractpink (09/10/2015) [-]
steve wozniak dont work for apple no more and steve used to fuck him over when they were young, not now

ur a fucking retarded little spoiled brat whos read one article and thinks he knows everything

steve got fired from apple several times because he REFUSED to work there unless everything went as he wanted it, and the only reason he came back was on the premise that he could make these changes and make the big decision, he did change A LOT and steve cook is trying to put apple in another direction

youre one of those mindless fucking shit losers hating on apple for no reason, its a fucking hipster shit thing seeing as the company's successful as fuck. youre like those neckbeard atheists calling religious people sheeps.

now im typing this on my windows pc, i do dislike and like apple for a lot, but at least i read about them, saw their keynotes, interviews and read jobs's biography, so i know about something before i spew shit

and btw, just remember, the other guy in the picture with the surface, is steve ballmer, the guy who almost made microsoft's mobile division go bankrupt as well as nokia's

besides, when jobs spoke about a stylus, he meant a device with capacitive displays which required FORCE and/or a stylus to work at all, not pens used for better precision and/or art/special apps.

youre a fucking sheep m8
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#30 - abstractpink (09/10/2015) [-]
tom cook*
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#29 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
Found the Jobs fan
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#31 - abstractpink (09/10/2015) [-]
i hate Jobs, your inability to read my post and just consider it, put it in perspective, tell me your opinion in a constructive way just proves you're one of those insecure pussies insulting other people's macbooks because you're dumb fucking loser who thinks specs are everything

I bet you prefer AMD over Intel too because "MUH CORES"

just commit suicide, m8

I love the iPhone, my favourite phone is the Nexus 5 though, and I prefer my Windows laptop over my MacBook, though I prefer OSX. I'm not a mindless fan of any faction, you're just a mindless Android/Windows fan, who can't have any other opinion than what people tell you is your opinion. and that's sad

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#34 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
If I had any reason to give a shit what you think about anything, I might've noticed
As it is, you're a Jobs fan now
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#46 - abstractpink (09/10/2015) [-]
wow you're so hardcore thug now
#47 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
I are da thuggest
#48 - abstractpink (09/10/2015) [-]
Well no matter what, I've gotten to a point in life, where I don't bother the whole "call someone faggot because you disagree and then dislike each other until you forget each other in 5 minutes" thing

I respect that you have a different opinion, it doesn't mean you're a bad person.
I really actually want you to have a good day/evening/night
#49 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
yes I'm sure that's why you showed up on the scene, unprompted, with "fucking retarded little spoiled brat"

because you've reached that level of chill in your life

I mean to be fair, you are correct
You did NOT call me a faggot
And I thank you

Stay smooth, playa
#50 - abstractpink (09/10/2015) [-]
Shit happens in the heat of argument, besides
I was drunk
I am drunk

Stay smooth m8 chill g
#51 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
heat of the argument

You mean the one that you tried to start or...?
nah but dw we coo
#53 - abstractpink (09/10/2015) [-]
When I make shitty excuses, just roll with it, it's my way of saying "my bad nigga"
#54 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
Yeah I was like that at around 14
I've since found there's a certain kind of inner calm when you just fess up like nbd

excuses take effort
I'm too lazy to be dishonest anymore
#56 - abstractpink (09/10/2015) [-]
hey, we're all 14 sometimes in our heads

i'll be honest then
i was a faggot calling you retarded like that
thats not how you start a debate
#57 - captainprincess (09/10/2015) [-]
Very true very true
Sometimes I go as far back as <10

Especially when "hard work" and "try again" get a mention
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