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#108 - He fought in the war yes, but by the side of Imperials in the …  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Skyrim: Sense of Urgency 0
User avatar #109 - blackrookfiend (20 hours ago) [-]
Talos knew when to fight and when not to fight. He was a shrewd tactician. We should do the same, yet instead of being able to enact our vengeance, we are stuck coddling a child that will not bow it's head unless it gets the entire bowl of food, in these tough times. All of Tamriel feels the shockwave of the Empire's faltering stance, not just Skyrim. It's merely a difference of knowing that's it's time to grow up and learn that the world doesn't rely on who can swing a sword 100% of the time, and that this is not the time for it.
#107 - Your empire has been beaten, struggling for some redemption in…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Skyrim: Sense of Urgency 0
User avatar #111 - pwnagraphy (20 hours ago) [-]
k, have fun watching your family being tortured for hours begging for the elves mercy before being burned to death. We'll all be slowing their supply shipments, disrupting their troop movements, shortening their taxes, and generally weakening them down so an actual effective rebellion can begin to take back what was ours successful

Have fun establishing your own economy, because the Septim is filthy Imperial money right? Oh and we're also going to need all our ships, men, weapons and armor back. Y'know, the ones that were guarding your border from the millions of murderous elves who will slaughter you with magic? "They were not made by true Nord men!" You're right, they were made by blacksmiths with some degree of talent other than "Pot on head=Iron helmet" or "Is a bow a type of axe?"

Face the facts here. Just because you think you're oppressed doesn't make you in the right at all. "A true Nord would die bravely before bowing to elves" and a MAN knows to bide his time and wait to strike, instead of dying foolishly for an insignificant cause. How could YOU hope to beat the Thalmor with men who honestly believe that an axe will beat magic? It's a ready gun against a slightly weighted stick. You lose every time to range. Oh, and your shit talk of "Bravery?" Bravery isn't going to do you any good when you're dead and the Elves have bred all over your country, forgetting you ever existed as with the rest of Tamriel

Really it's like this. The Thalmor are a wall that is in the way. There is no way around the wall, it is at the end of a hallway and you cannot back away from it

The Empire, leaves the wall be and makes tools to take down the wall. Sure making the tools takes time, but eventually the wall is broken down and the Empire passes through

The Stormcloaks, rather than let a milk drinking WALL get in their way, ram it headfirst as fast as they can screaming "FOR SKYRIM" until they die of blunt trauma. The wall is undamaged apart from some blood on the side
#106 - Yet you forget the dragon born, and the with the era of dragon…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Skyrim: Sense of Urgency 0
User avatar #112 - pwnagraphy (20 hours ago) [-]
Shit nigger even in the games Dragons aren't a problem, they're only a problem if you don't have range AKA are a Nord. See the rest of the world uses bows and Magic. Y'know, stuff that can kill a dragon in the air?. Oh right I forgot, "Not-melee is for cowards!" except they're alive with a dragon dead at their feet, while you burned to death trying to jump at it
#1128869 - And then we got back to immersion 22 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1128861 - Serial killers have trouble killing thousands of town guards, …  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1128871 - EdwardNigma (22 hours ago) [-]
So its immersive when you can kill thousands if you're a soldier.
k.
User avatar #1128868 - thebestpieever (22 hours ago) [-]
Those serial killers didn't level smithing, then.
User avatar #1128869 - mendelevium (22 hours ago) [-]
And then we got back to immersion
#81 - Lol what? How are we terrorists if they invade our land an…  [+] (7 new replies) 22 hours ago on Skyrim: Sense of Urgency 0
User avatar #113 - pwnagraphy (20 hours ago) [-]
Except you're people ARE free. It was the 9 divines. Now it's the 8 because the guy who wasn't really a god at all got kicked out, as he rightfully should have been. Effectively you people were worshiping Steve Jobs. He wasn't really good with computers, he just had enough people to do his work for him and took all the credit. As was Tiber Septim. He was a general, not a warrior. He commanded his army, he didn't lead it or even fight in it. That was the job of his subordinates. But you worshiped him anyway like the simple minded fools the Nords are. You're whole race is effectively 1 Direction fans. Congradulations
User avatar #86 - pwnagraphy (22 hours ago) [-]
Except the Nords of Skyrim got the living shit kicked out of them by the Thalmor. And the Thalmor really want Skyrim as a launching point to start conquering overseas once they unite Tamriel. And the only thing stopping them from doing that is the Empire, who are all trying to subtly weaken the Thalmor so they can beat them to piss and burn the Summerset Isles to nothing more than a smoldering pile of rock


But no, you can't handle a plan that doesn't involve rushing straight in and dying before the battle even begins. You have to try and fuck up Skyrim even more when the Empire is desperately protecting you. "Boo hoo muh Talos" Talos isn't gonna do shit to stop 3 million fuck the actual number I'm going of how many High Elf NPCs are in TES games and adding a country or 4 spell slinging elves from burning down your homes and your villages. Then you'll cry for the empire to come save you, and try and start another rebellion because you can't fuck you're cow in public

You may as well just drop your armor and put on some Thalmor robes, because with the way you're fucking the Empire you may as well call yourselves the Nordic Elves
User avatar #107 - mendelevium (20 hours ago) [-]
Your empire has been beaten, struggling for some redemption in battle they split a nation in half and even then they cannot win a war.
Your military power is none, all your generals of war that fight well enough to win are dead, and yet you call yourselves heros or fighters. You bent the knee to the enemy and lost your rights and your people.

How could you ever hope to beat the thalmor when your army is full of men so green it makes elvs look like men. You justify your war and your slaving with the greater good?
Let Skyrim fight on their own if you must cower so low. But do not take my lands, my people, my homes, my gods and call it justice.

If I must die then it is better then to live under thalmor rule.
But no, you beg like starving elders on the street, lack of wit and morals you kiss the thalmors feet and call me stupid?

Let the thalmor control you, the Nords of skyrim will have no part.
User avatar #111 - pwnagraphy (20 hours ago) [-]
k, have fun watching your family being tortured for hours begging for the elves mercy before being burned to death. We'll all be slowing their supply shipments, disrupting their troop movements, shortening their taxes, and generally weakening them down so an actual effective rebellion can begin to take back what was ours successful

Have fun establishing your own economy, because the Septim is filthy Imperial money right? Oh and we're also going to need all our ships, men, weapons and armor back. Y'know, the ones that were guarding your border from the millions of murderous elves who will slaughter you with magic? "They were not made by true Nord men!" You're right, they were made by blacksmiths with some degree of talent other than "Pot on head=Iron helmet" or "Is a bow a type of axe?"

Face the facts here. Just because you think you're oppressed doesn't make you in the right at all. "A true Nord would die bravely before bowing to elves" and a MAN knows to bide his time and wait to strike, instead of dying foolishly for an insignificant cause. How could YOU hope to beat the Thalmor with men who honestly believe that an axe will beat magic? It's a ready gun against a slightly weighted stick. You lose every time to range. Oh, and your shit talk of "Bravery?" Bravery isn't going to do you any good when you're dead and the Elves have bred all over your country, forgetting you ever existed as with the rest of Tamriel

Really it's like this. The Thalmor are a wall that is in the way. There is no way around the wall, it is at the end of a hallway and you cannot back away from it

The Empire, leaves the wall be and makes tools to take down the wall. Sure making the tools takes time, but eventually the wall is broken down and the Empire passes through

The Stormcloaks, rather than let a milk drinking WALL get in their way, ram it headfirst as fast as they can screaming "FOR SKYRIM" until they die of blunt trauma. The wall is undamaged apart from some blood on the side
User avatar #82 - FatKidsLagIRL (22 hours ago) [-]
oh shit dis nigga... i'ma RP an shit nigga hol' up. It's quite preposterous to believe that the Stormcloaks would stand any chance against the elves. Your freedom you fight for will be short lived because you are short sighted. They have the numbers and the resources. The Nords may have the brute strength and the advantage of fighting on the tundra but how long will that last? You will hold and slow them down but one by one Markarth to Whiterun will fall. At least with the Empire your lands will be bolstered against Aldmeri tyranny.
User avatar #106 - mendelevium (20 hours ago) [-]
Yet you forget the dragon born, and the with the era of dragons apon us who is to say that Skyrim alone is home to this war? The elves have no hope to fight the dragons while Skyrim has the dragon born, not only can he stop the threat of Alduin but also fight battles for the stormcloaks.
User avatar #112 - pwnagraphy (20 hours ago) [-]
Shit nigger even in the games Dragons aren't a problem, they're only a problem if you don't have range AKA are a Nord. See the rest of the world uses bows and Magic. Y'know, stuff that can kill a dragon in the air?. Oh right I forgot, "Not-melee is for cowards!" except they're alive with a dragon dead at their feet, while you burned to death trying to jump at it
#1128845 - >Not liking immersion you the type of *****…  [+] (5 new replies) 22 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1128855 - EdwardNigma (22 hours ago) [-]
>Implying you can't have immersion killing everyone

Serial killers, man.
User avatar #1128861 - mendelevium (22 hours ago) [-]
Serial killers have trouble killing thousands of town guards, and I doubt you can kill an army by yourself.
User avatar #1128871 - EdwardNigma (22 hours ago) [-]
So its immersive when you can kill thousands if you're a soldier.
k.
User avatar #1128868 - thebestpieever (22 hours ago) [-]
Those serial killers didn't level smithing, then.
User avatar #1128869 - mendelevium (22 hours ago) [-]
And then we got back to immersion
#1128840 - Lets be honest, the majority of you just play with that mod fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1128843 - EdwardNigma (22 hours ago) [-]
I've never played it.
#1128833 - Im feeling a little pride right now. For the True High Kin…  [+] (16 new replies) 22 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1128987 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
funfact for people who care: ulfric was not the one who originally separated windhelm with the gray quater.
User avatar #1128900 - unikornking (21 hours ago) [-]
Both sides suck, but empire sucks slightly less than racist nazis
#1128910 - anonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
If they're so racist, why can you join regardless of race?
User avatar #1128912 - unikornking (20 hours ago) [-]
cuz bethesdas not racist
#1128892 - krystalkitty (22 hours ago) [-]
>One side tried to execute me and won't allow khajiits into their cities
>Other side is racist to khajiits and treats them as second class citizens

I think I'll just let them kill each other.
User avatar #1128842 - cycloneclone (22 hours ago) [-]
>not being independent and killing everyone you see
User avatar #1128845 - mendelevium (22 hours ago) [-]
>Not liking immersion

you the type of nigga that only plays a thief on casual arnt you?
User avatar #1128855 - EdwardNigma (22 hours ago) [-]
>Implying you can't have immersion killing everyone

Serial killers, man.
User avatar #1128861 - mendelevium (22 hours ago) [-]
Serial killers have trouble killing thousands of town guards, and I doubt you can kill an army by yourself.
User avatar #1128871 - EdwardNigma (22 hours ago) [-]
So its immersive when you can kill thousands if you're a soldier.
k.
User avatar #1128868 - thebestpieever (22 hours ago) [-]
Those serial killers didn't level smithing, then.
User avatar #1128869 - mendelevium (22 hours ago) [-]
And then we got back to immersion
User avatar #1128836 - EdwardNigma (22 hours ago) [-]
>Not becoming the high king yourself
#1128849 - TheAnonLord (22 hours ago) [-]
#1128840 - mendelevium (22 hours ago) [-]
Lets be honest, the majority of you just play with that mod for a day or two and then go back jerking off to anime mods.

And once the mod is good and immersive enough I will, but until then Ulfric leads me.
User avatar #1128843 - EdwardNigma (22 hours ago) [-]
I've never played it.
#76 - Ever hear of Japanese internment? In times of war the peop…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Skyrim: Sense of Urgency 0
User avatar #110 - blackrookfiend (20 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. No. Dark Elves don't even share the same landmass as the High Elves and yet the STORMCLOAKS(not anyone else) treats them like absolute manure.

Not to mention that in the first place, the Stormcloaks are fighting on a very self-centered and childish front, acting out against a rule when a threat looms that they all seem to be entirely ignorant of.

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#1 - syrianassassin (05/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
He's a /pol/tard i take it?
#3 to #2 - syrianassassin (07/20/2014) [-]
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#6 to #5 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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What the **** is on my profile?
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