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#19710 - If I were you And I'm gana get yelled at here by marinepen…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19714 - marinepenguin (8 hours ago) [-]
Lol

I wouldn't say yell, I would say that I'm trying to help you haha. With so much bad knowledge and bro science out there it's hard to find whats good and what's shit.

Ketosis is awesome and you a good understanding of it, but it's not the best idea for a person like him. It would be if he had doctors and professionals monitering him and helping him since he isn't experienced enough to do it himself very well.

Also I'm not trying to act like I know everything, but if I see info that I know is wrong, I'm not going to let it go uncorrected and add to the already shitfilled pool of people who are doing things wrong.
#19705 - Eating under 1000 or so calories wont make you lose fat any ti…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19708 - ezzay (8 hours ago) [-]
So, what should i eat then. also i was told by others (not the trainer) that cardio at my size is could end up hurting me in the long run.
User avatar #19710 - mendelevium (8 hours ago) [-]
If I were you
And I'm gana get yelled at here by marinepenguin I bet.
But this was ME ok me personally.

I would just cut all carbs and everything else and enter ketosis to lose weight rapidly and then before you start seeing long term effect stop and eat regularly.

If you don't know what ketosis is google it.

IT CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS IF DONE WRONG.

but it works very well.

RESEARCH AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT.

tbh there are better ways but not faster ways.
User avatar #19714 - marinepenguin (8 hours ago) [-]
Lol

I wouldn't say yell, I would say that I'm trying to help you haha. With so much bad knowledge and bro science out there it's hard to find whats good and what's shit.

Ketosis is awesome and you a good understanding of it, but it's not the best idea for a person like him. It would be if he had doctors and professionals monitering him and helping him since he isn't experienced enough to do it himself very well.

Also I'm not trying to act like I know everything, but if I see info that I know is wrong, I'm not going to let it go uncorrected and add to the already shitfilled pool of people who are doing things wrong.
#15 - This was also the top comment last time this was reposted.  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on internal affairs +13
User avatar #17 - jackmanagan (11 hours ago) [-]
and i wrote it then too cept mudkipfkr was involved
#159389 - these are 4 times hotter then a ghost pepper. Not eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159394 - youngneil (10/22/2014) [-]
They are only twice as hot (still hot as hell).
Ghost peppers are rated at over a million on the scoville scale.

Maybe turn those things into some sort of home defense thing or something? Put them in a blender, blend them to a liquid, and put that in a spray bottle. Spray your dog when he is acting up. Your dog will now either die or hate you forever.
#159384 - far too hot to be enjoyable. trust me. Just had one. …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159388 - youngneil (10/22/2014) [-]
That's why I was saying to put them in things that would dilute it or something.
Like, one time I had some chocolate that had ghost pepper in it, and I only cried for 15 minutes. it definitely made it a lot less hot than it should have been.
User avatar #159389 - mendelevium (10/22/2014) [-]
these are 4 times hotter then a ghost pepper.

Not even kidding.

Ghost peppers are 500k these are 2mil

There is no diluting the heart of satan.
User avatar #159394 - youngneil (10/22/2014) [-]
They are only twice as hot (still hot as hell).
Ghost peppers are rated at over a million on the scoville scale.

Maybe turn those things into some sort of home defense thing or something? Put them in a blender, blend them to a liquid, and put that in a spray bottle. Spray your dog when he is acting up. Your dog will now either die or hate you forever.
#19610 - Pretty sure curl bros have way more muscle then me. 10/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#159343 - Trinidad Moruga Scorpion 25 of them. second hottest pepper…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #159454 - nagziss (18 hours ago) [-]
Halloween is around the corner.
And I know we all hate kids.
You see where this is going because I do.
User avatar #159423 - laky (10/22/2014) [-]
Use them as lube
User avatar #159383 - youngneil (10/22/2014) [-]
Definitely make hot sauce with them.
Or salsa.
Or chop em up into really tiny pieces and put them in some cheese dip.
Or eat one whole.
User avatar #159384 - mendelevium (10/22/2014) [-]
far too hot to be enjoyable.

trust me. Just had one.

Its horrifying.
User avatar #159388 - youngneil (10/22/2014) [-]
That's why I was saying to put them in things that would dilute it or something.
Like, one time I had some chocolate that had ghost pepper in it, and I only cried for 15 minutes. it definitely made it a lot less hot than it should have been.
User avatar #159389 - mendelevium (10/22/2014) [-]
these are 4 times hotter then a ghost pepper.

Not even kidding.

Ghost peppers are 500k these are 2mil

There is no diluting the heart of satan.
User avatar #159394 - youngneil (10/22/2014) [-]
They are only twice as hot (still hot as hell).
Ghost peppers are rated at over a million on the scoville scale.

Maybe turn those things into some sort of home defense thing or something? Put them in a blender, blend them to a liquid, and put that in a spray bottle. Spray your dog when he is acting up. Your dog will now either die or hate you forever.
User avatar #159348 - ferrettamer (10/21/2014) [-]
shove em up your ass
User avatar #159349 - trapuke (10/21/2014) [-]
Second
#19607 - This board is nothing like /fit/ "Not trying to put y…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19651 - studbeefpile (10/22/2014) [-]
How now, brown cow?
User avatar #19620 - studbeefpile (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm a competitive powerlifter.....
#19535 - Treat a smith machine like a barbell. Everyone who says &q…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... -2
#19540 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
>Only curl bro's say the smith machine is bad
>looks like the definition of a curl bro
User avatar #19610 - mendelevium (10/21/2014) [-]
Pretty sure curl bros have way more muscle then me.
#19533 - r8 my arms. Forarms small? What should I do to improve…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19579 - lordketchup (10/21/2014) [-]
Farmer walks
User avatar #19576 - studbeefpile (10/21/2014) [-]
By the way, stop working curls and skull crushers. Start doing Rows and Bench. Isolation work for a beginner is stupid.
#19556 - KungFuZerO (10/21/2014) [-]
The other replies are right, but if you just want advice on bigger arms and don't care about anything else, heres some tips:
Dont do skulls with dumbbells, it makes no sense
Do at least 3 exercises each for bis and tris. My favorite are bb curl, db decline curl, and chin-ups for biceps and close bench, reverse extensions, and dips for triceps
Try a hypertrophy set/rep routine. 5 sets, weight increasing each time. First set should be around 15 reps and last should be around 6. Then a drop set to flush out the muscle.
User avatar #19542 - studbeefpile (10/21/2014) [-]
You're pretty small dude. Not trying to put you down or anything, but you don't wanna be that skinny bastard who thinks he's huge. Clock in a couple years in the weight room and you'll have something to be proud of. Take penguin's advice.
User avatar #19607 - mendelevium (10/21/2014) [-]
This board is nothing like /fit/
"Not trying to put you down"
and no r8 threads.

If I wanted to be pampered and not put down why would I go on the internet?

Comments like "You're small" and "No gains faggot" are we kept me working out.

Now I go here and everyone is jerking each other off and there are 0 r8 threads.
And I'm sure half the fuckers here have never lifted a weight in their life.
User avatar #19651 - studbeefpile (10/22/2014) [-]
How now, brown cow?
User avatar #19620 - studbeefpile (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm a competitive powerlifter.....
User avatar #19538 - marinepenguin (10/20/2014) [-]
Still fairly small and pretty skinny. I'd keep working bench and overhead press and using heavier weights every workout. Add in one or two movements that supplement those (like skullcrushers or triceps extensions) and do more volume with them. You'll grow in time and get bigger everywhere, not just your arms.

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