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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
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#104 - Picture 07/28/2013 on Kanye south +4
#10 - Thank you for this heavenly image. 07/27/2013 on Will you? 0
#10 - I wish mine was like an ogre. Big, green and full of life. 07/27/2013 on Damn you Steam sale 0
#32 - OPs face when posting moon moon 07/27/2013 on MOON MOON! -4
#3 - Being immortal is just a bonus. 07/26/2013 on Will you? +5
#381 - You again, cancer hat 07/25/2013 on Doing it right 0
#81 - **memustardo rolled a random image posted in comment #587468… 07/23/2013 on By far the best cosplay at... 0
#185 - WOT 07/23/2013 on Brilliant Prank +6
#234 - Having a vuntage level 100 bow for extra luck <3 07/22/2013 on I got this 0
#182 - I think I've got this. Mate.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/22/2013 on I got this +8
User avatar #191 - mango (07/22/2013) [-]
If you're LUCKY enough.


lucks man
#234 - memustardo (07/22/2013) [-]
Having a vuntage level 100 bow for extra luck <3
User avatar #222 - nesquik (07/22/2013) [-]
people who call it the lucksman make me sick. I can get 1/10 headshots with the stock rifle, at the same distance that I can get 1/3 headshots with huntsman.
User avatar #223 - mango (07/22/2013) [-]
1/10 is pretty bad.
User avatar #224 - nesquik (07/22/2013) [-]
I know. That's why I use huntsman.
User avatar #225 - mango (07/22/2013) [-]
1/3 is also pretty bad.
User avatar #227 - nesquik (07/22/2013) [-]
It matters the distance
#259 - mango (07/23/2013) [-]
Bad.
#185 - hehdhskdjfj (07/22/2013) [-]
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I'm Rick James bitch
#152 - > ******* 07/21/2013 on Addy chan 0
#719 - A flame in your heart 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
#718 - I just want to start. 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
#716 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#715 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
#716 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#714 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
#715 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#716 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#712 - I placed this in a public bathroom >buttery biscuit base  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
User avatar #713 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i watched this youtube vid where this guy told a story about how he waited in a bathroom until another guy came in, then began tearing his anus asunder with rupturing shits, whilst screaming, making the other guy edgy as fuck, he continued screaming and shitting and the guy next to him got scared and started screaming, so the guy moved to the other cubicle beside the scared guy, and the scared guy was like "fuck this shit", and burst open the other stall, to see nothing but a shitty toilet seat, at which point he started thinking he was being assaulted by an evil spirit, so then the screamer guy starts screaming again, and the scared guy runs outside the toilet, back into the store they were in, without his pants.
hi
#714 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#715 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#716 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#710 - Oh god you bet I did. also oc  [+] (10 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
User avatar #711 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
what the fuck is that
wat
User avatar #712 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I placed this in a public bathroom
>buttery biscuit base
User avatar #713 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i watched this youtube vid where this guy told a story about how he waited in a bathroom until another guy came in, then began tearing his anus asunder with rupturing shits, whilst screaming, making the other guy edgy as fuck, he continued screaming and shitting and the guy next to him got scared and started screaming, so the guy moved to the other cubicle beside the scared guy, and the scared guy was like "fuck this shit", and burst open the other stall, to see nothing but a shitty toilet seat, at which point he started thinking he was being assaulted by an evil spirit, so then the screamer guy starts screaming again, and the scared guy runs outside the toilet, back into the store they were in, without his pants.
hi
#714 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#715 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#716 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#708 - ''I hope that man is dead.''  [+] (12 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
#709 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
did you see that guy
with his le ragefaces on his hat
thinking he's elitist because he's obese
and that's like 80% of the brony fandom and 70% of the reddit community
"i hope they all die"
- memustardo, on the subject of "water aid"
#710 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh god you bet I did.
also oc
User avatar #711 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
what the fuck is that
wat
User avatar #712 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I placed this in a public bathroom
>buttery biscuit base
User avatar #713 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i watched this youtube vid where this guy told a story about how he waited in a bathroom until another guy came in, then began tearing his anus asunder with rupturing shits, whilst screaming, making the other guy edgy as fuck, he continued screaming and shitting and the guy next to him got scared and started screaming, so the guy moved to the other cubicle beside the scared guy, and the scared guy was like "fuck this shit", and burst open the other stall, to see nothing but a shitty toilet seat, at which point he started thinking he was being assaulted by an evil spirit, so then the screamer guy starts screaming again, and the scared guy runs outside the toilet, back into the store they were in, without his pants.
hi
#714 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#715 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#716 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#706 - i hope they all die  [+] (14 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
#707 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
fak u n ur hitlir vews
#708 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
''I hope that man is dead.''
#709 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
did you see that guy
with his le ragefaces on his hat
thinking he's elitist because he's obese
and that's like 80% of the brony fandom and 70% of the reddit community
"i hope they all die"
- memustardo, on the subject of "water aid"
#710 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh god you bet I did.
also oc
User avatar #711 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
what the fuck is that
wat
User avatar #712 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I placed this in a public bathroom
>buttery biscuit base
User avatar #713 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i watched this youtube vid where this guy told a story about how he waited in a bathroom until another guy came in, then began tearing his anus asunder with rupturing shits, whilst screaming, making the other guy edgy as fuck, he continued screaming and shitting and the guy next to him got scared and started screaming, so the guy moved to the other cubicle beside the scared guy, and the scared guy was like "fuck this shit", and burst open the other stall, to see nothing but a shitty toilet seat, at which point he started thinking he was being assaulted by an evil spirit, so then the screamer guy starts screaming again, and the scared guy runs outside the toilet, back into the store they were in, without his pants.
hi
#714 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#715 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#716 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#704 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
User avatar #705 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i bet he doesn't even spaghetti
i'm not that much of a brony any more, though. i'm homestuck now. which isn't as bad. probably.
at least i'm not secretely a weeaboo. we've all seen your tumblr blogs.
#706 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
i hope they all die
#707 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
fak u n ur hitlir vews
#708 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
''I hope that man is dead.''
#709 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
did you see that guy
with his le ragefaces on his hat
thinking he's elitist because he's obese
and that's like 80% of the brony fandom and 70% of the reddit community
"i hope they all die"
- memustardo, on the subject of "water aid"
#710 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh god you bet I did.
also oc
User avatar #711 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
what the fuck is that
wat
User avatar #712 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I placed this in a public bathroom
>buttery biscuit base
User avatar #713 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i watched this youtube vid where this guy told a story about how he waited in a bathroom until another guy came in, then began tearing his anus asunder with rupturing shits, whilst screaming, making the other guy edgy as fuck, he continued screaming and shitting and the guy next to him got scared and started screaming, so the guy moved to the other cubicle beside the scared guy, and the scared guy was like "fuck this shit", and burst open the other stall, to see nothing but a shitty toilet seat, at which point he started thinking he was being assaulted by an evil spirit, so then the screamer guy starts screaming again, and the scared guy runs outside the toilet, back into the store they were in, without his pants.
hi
#714 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#715 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#716 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#703 - oh 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
#701 - 24  [+] (19 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
User avatar #702 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
sorry baby, i'm a 28 slave gal. any less than that is just absurd.
User avatar #705 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i bet he doesn't even spaghetti
i'm not that much of a brony any more, though. i'm homestuck now. which isn't as bad. probably.
at least i'm not secretely a weeaboo. we've all seen your tumblr blogs.
#706 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
i hope they all die
#707 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
fak u n ur hitlir vews
#708 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
''I hope that man is dead.''
#709 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
did you see that guy
with his le ragefaces on his hat
thinking he's elitist because he's obese
and that's like 80% of the brony fandom and 70% of the reddit community
"i hope they all die"
- memustardo, on the subject of "water aid"
#710 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh god you bet I did.
also oc
User avatar #711 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
what the fuck is that
wat
User avatar #712 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I placed this in a public bathroom
>buttery biscuit base
User avatar #713 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i watched this youtube vid where this guy told a story about how he waited in a bathroom until another guy came in, then began tearing his anus asunder with rupturing shits, whilst screaming, making the other guy edgy as fuck, he continued screaming and shitting and the guy next to him got scared and started screaming, so the guy moved to the other cubicle beside the scared guy, and the scared guy was like "fuck this shit", and burst open the other stall, to see nothing but a shitty toilet seat, at which point he started thinking he was being assaulted by an evil spirit, so then the screamer guy starts screaming again, and the scared guy runs outside the toilet, back into the store they were in, without his pants.
hi
#714 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#715 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#716 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#703 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
oh
#699 - do you want to be friends  [+] (21 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry +1
#700 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
perhaps.
how many negro slaves do you have?
#701 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
24
User avatar #702 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
sorry baby, i'm a 28 slave gal. any less than that is just absurd.
User avatar #705 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i bet he doesn't even spaghetti
i'm not that much of a brony any more, though. i'm homestuck now. which isn't as bad. probably.
at least i'm not secretely a weeaboo. we've all seen your tumblr blogs.
#706 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
i hope they all die
#707 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
fak u n ur hitlir vews
#708 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
''I hope that man is dead.''
#709 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
did you see that guy
with his le ragefaces on his hat
thinking he's elitist because he's obese
and that's like 80% of the brony fandom and 70% of the reddit community
"i hope they all die"
- memustardo, on the subject of "water aid"
#710 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh god you bet I did.
also oc
User avatar #711 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
what the fuck is that
wat
User avatar #712 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I placed this in a public bathroom
>buttery biscuit base
User avatar #713 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i watched this youtube vid where this guy told a story about how he waited in a bathroom until another guy came in, then began tearing his anus asunder with rupturing shits, whilst screaming, making the other guy edgy as fuck, he continued screaming and shitting and the guy next to him got scared and started screaming, so the guy moved to the other cubicle beside the scared guy, and the scared guy was like "fuck this shit", and burst open the other stall, to see nothing but a shitty toilet seat, at which point he started thinking he was being assaulted by an evil spirit, so then the screamer guy starts screaming again, and the scared guy runs outside the toilet, back into the store they were in, without his pants.
hi
#714 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#715 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#716 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#703 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
oh
#473 - hi fistpump  [+] (23 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Why must I cry +1
#698 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
hey baby.
#699 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
do you want to be friends
#700 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
perhaps.
how many negro slaves do you have?
#701 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
24
User avatar #702 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
sorry baby, i'm a 28 slave gal. any less than that is just absurd.
User avatar #705 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i bet he doesn't even spaghetti
i'm not that much of a brony any more, though. i'm homestuck now. which isn't as bad. probably.
at least i'm not secretely a weeaboo. we've all seen your tumblr blogs.
#706 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
i hope they all die
#707 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
fak u n ur hitlir vews
#708 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
''I hope that man is dead.''
#709 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
did you see that guy
with his le ragefaces on his hat
thinking he's elitist because he's obese
and that's like 80% of the brony fandom and 70% of the reddit community
"i hope they all die"
- memustardo, on the subject of "water aid"
#710 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh god you bet I did.
also oc
User avatar #711 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
what the fuck is that
wat
User avatar #712 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I placed this in a public bathroom
>buttery biscuit base
User avatar #713 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
i watched this youtube vid where this guy told a story about how he waited in a bathroom until another guy came in, then began tearing his anus asunder with rupturing shits, whilst screaming, making the other guy edgy as fuck, he continued screaming and shitting and the guy next to him got scared and started screaming, so the guy moved to the other cubicle beside the scared guy, and the scared guy was like "fuck this shit", and burst open the other stall, to see nothing but a shitty toilet seat, at which point he started thinking he was being assaulted by an evil spirit, so then the screamer guy starts screaming again, and the scared guy runs outside the toilet, back into the store they were in, without his pants.
hi
#714 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#715 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#716 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
#720 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
thread too big.
kill urslef.
#717 - fistpump (07/21/2013) [-]
oh good god what have you done.
also, that third "k" is shit.
you shit sack.
User avatar #719 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
A flame in your heart
#718 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
I just want to start.
#703 - memustardo (07/21/2013) [-]
oh
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User avatar #15 - goobyman (08/13/2014) [-]
i thought it was funny
User avatar #16 to #15 - memustardo (08/13/2014) [-]
M-me too.
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
Enjoy your downvotes dickhead
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/12/2014) [-]
fffffffff
User avatar #8 - youmotherfather (08/12/2014) [-]
Hey man, **** the haters, the joke was good.
User avatar #14 to #8 - akrucious (08/12/2014) [-]
Please die, thanks faggot.
User avatar #11 to #9 - marioisbestpony (08/12/2014) [-]
eat a bag of baby dicks
User avatar #7 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 - fistpump (05/01/2014) [-]
>thumbing me down
you were the chosen one
#6 to #5 - memustardo (05/01/2014) [-]
you cannot stop me
#3 - thefurryslut (02/16/2013) [-]
Hello c:
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