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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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#8126943 - Do you have mutual friends that you both hang out with a lot?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8126959 - datladyluna (03/14/2014) [-]
I kinda drifted from all my friends at my old school. I was really messed up and isolated last year so when I left I never spoke to most of any of them again. Now all i have is my new best friend and a couple of other seniors at my new school..
#8126938 - I want just a camcorder I don't need an ipod  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8127101 - billywonka (03/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #8127157 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
Ooooo fancy
User avatar #8127050 - billywonka (03/14/2014) [-]
they cost the same essentially
#8126935 - Well first just cause I've been wanting one and also I plan to…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8126937 - protomanrulezz (03/14/2014) [-]
Oh, fair enough
#8126924 - Sorry but what are you talking about here? 03/14/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8126916 - A similar thing happened when I was in middle school where my …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8126934 - datladyluna (03/14/2014) [-]
We went to different middle schools and were still attached to the hip. And then we went to the same high school. But my parents moved me to a different school..
User avatar #8126943 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
Do you have mutual friends that you both hang out with a lot?
User avatar #8126959 - datladyluna (03/14/2014) [-]
I kinda drifted from all my friends at my old school. I was really messed up and isolated last year so when I left I never spoke to most of any of them again. Now all i have is my new best friend and a couple of other seniors at my new school..
#8126898 - Hm true 03/14/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8126890 - Comparing camcorder prices is confusing and boring.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/14/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8126912 - billywonka (03/14/2014) [-]
what would a camcorder do that a 16 gb ipod touch won't?
besides an sd card slot
User avatar #8126938 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
I want just a camcorder I don't need an ipod
User avatar #8127101 - billywonka (03/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #8127157 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
Ooooo fancy
User avatar #8127050 - billywonka (03/14/2014) [-]
they cost the same essentially
User avatar #8126905 - protomanrulezz (03/14/2014) [-]
What do you even need a camcorder for?
User avatar #8126935 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
Well first just cause I've been wanting one and also I plan to travel in the next year maybe and I'd like to document it
User avatar #8126937 - protomanrulezz (03/14/2014) [-]
Oh, fair enough
User avatar #8126895 - gryphemthegryphon (03/14/2014) [-]
comparing prices of anything is boring
User avatar #8126898 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
Hm true
#8126589 - I never really liked it either. My little brother used to make… 03/14/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8126504 - A rooster named Richard cock dick lol 03/13/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8126428 - Alright then  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on sfw random board +1
#8126462 - deffinitlynotafag (03/13/2014) [-]
i love this man but not like that
#8126424 - I always forget it's there, and no one messages me anyway unle… 03/13/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8126415 - Should I delete the message then? I didn't know until now  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #8126426 - deffinitlynotafag (03/13/2014) [-]
id delete...
User avatar #8126428 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
Alright then
#8126462 - deffinitlynotafag (03/13/2014) [-]
i love this man but not like that
#8126402 - whoa holydouche calm down  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #8126405 - holyfool (03/13/2014) [-]
**holyfool rolled a random comment #8119306 posted by kilroydotexe at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
**kilroydotexe rolls 4**9
#8126398 - Yea but who the **** checks those  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8126404 - sebthebrony (03/13/2014) [-]
everyone with 2 brain cells to rub together
#8126394 - Yea I checked right after I posted that lol I never check my inbox 03/13/2014 on sfw random board +1
#8126386 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 03/13/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8126410 - deffinitlynotafag (03/13/2014) [-]
were not supposed to talk about that m8
User avatar #8126415 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
Should I delete the message then? I didn't know until now
User avatar #8126426 - deffinitlynotafag (03/13/2014) [-]
id delete...
User avatar #8126428 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
Alright then
#8126462 - deffinitlynotafag (03/13/2014) [-]
i love this man but not like that
User avatar #8126397 - holyfool (03/13/2014) [-]
Eat shit!
User avatar #8126402 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
whoa holydouche calm down
User avatar #8126405 - holyfool (03/13/2014) [-]
**holyfool rolled a random comment #8119306 posted by kilroydotexe at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
**kilroydotexe rolls 4**9
User avatar #8126391 - zealotgold (03/13/2014) [-]
>.< go to your inbox.
User avatar #8126389 - enteroreninenine (03/13/2014) [-]
Check your inbox
User avatar #8126394 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
Yea I checked right after I posted that lol
I never check my inbox
#342 - nu 03/13/2014 on Age is just a number 0
#168 - You can't tell me what to do  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on melontwilight's profile 0
User avatar #169 - lotengo (03/13/2014) [-]
plz?
#261 - I did not take nudes in the forth grade  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Age is just a number 0
User avatar #271 - lotengo (03/13/2014) [-]
doesnt have to be nude from that area.

Just a normal pic from back then and a nude from now
User avatar #342 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
nu
#259 - Hawt 03/13/2014 on Age is just a number 0
#41 - The first time I played instead of doing the quests, I just wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Yup +2
User avatar #78 - deathchain (03/13/2014) [-]
Same, I was so completely under-prepared for that building. Every Ghoul Reaver was a boss battle to me.
User avatar #44 - sourpac (03/13/2014) [-]
Same here man
#16 - This relaxed me 03/13/2014 on Something About This Makes... 0
#143 - Some girls just develop breasts sooner/faster. I had boobs in …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Age is just a number +1
#227 - guanyu (03/13/2014) [-]
Your avatar combine with your comment put a weird image in my mind.
User avatar #259 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
Hawt
User avatar #217 - sirnigga (03/13/2014) [-]
i had boobs in the 3rd grade but im an american male so i guess its not really anything special
#181 - lotengo (03/13/2014) [-]
tell me more about those boobs you are talking about.

Perhaps a few pics, 1 of 4th grade doesnt have to be nude, mabe a bikini so we can judge those melons
User avatar #261 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
I did not take nudes in the forth grade
User avatar #271 - lotengo (03/13/2014) [-]
doesnt have to be nude from that area.

Just a normal pic from back then and a nude from now
User avatar #342 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
nu
User avatar #159 - joemoearigato (03/13/2014) [-]
Please continue.
#8118409 - Dr. Dick 03/13/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8118363 - omg lol 03/13/2014 on sfw random board 0
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #161 to #160 - dancininseptember ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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