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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
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#7914983 - Nope it's a girl.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #7914987 - kingxddd (02/24/2014) [-]
It's a guy
#7915005 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
It's a girl, she's just not wearing makeup. I got it off tumblr and I just checked to make sure. The pics a joke anyway. Also on the first line she put "a lady"
User avatar #7915008 - kingxddd (02/24/2014) [-]
But no it's a guy, he has a COCK
#7914974 - I didn't know there were female fedoras.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #7915011 - poorlyred (02/24/2014) [-]
Ew
User avatar #7914979 - kingxddd (02/24/2014) [-]
uhm.. thats a dude
User avatar #7914983 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
Nope it's a girl.
User avatar #7914987 - kingxddd (02/24/2014) [-]
It's a guy
#7915005 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
It's a girl, she's just not wearing makeup. I got it off tumblr and I just checked to make sure. The pics a joke anyway. Also on the first line she put "a lady"
User avatar #7915008 - kingxddd (02/24/2014) [-]
But no it's a guy, he has a COCK
#7914364 - Only true Canadians know the feeling of laying in a tent in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #7914384 - joshlol (02/24/2014) [-]
I AM ONE WITH THE LAKE
#63 - I remember Prince William and Kate visiting a few years ago af…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Russia is just scary canada 0
User avatar #67 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
I may be mistaken on that part where they come every year, though.
User avatar #65 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
Yeah. Pretty fucking big.

Hell, a lot of people freak when the Dutch royal family visits, and they come every year. Plus they're fucking Dutch.
#61 - I've never known anyone to freak out because of the Queen visi…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Russia is just scary canada 0
User avatar #62 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
Do you even remember the last time royalty visited?
User avatar #63 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
I remember Prince William and Kate visiting a few years ago after their wedding.
User avatar #67 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
I may be mistaken on that part where they come every year, though.
User avatar #65 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
Yeah. Pretty fucking big.

Hell, a lot of people freak when the Dutch royal family visits, and they come every year. Plus they're fucking Dutch.
#7914288 - lol that's alright  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7914411 - protomanrulezz (02/24/2014) [-]
god I look awful today
#59 - I've never had a holiday because of the Queen visiting.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Russia is just scary canada 0
User avatar #60 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
I'm joking about how everyone freaks out.
User avatar #61 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
I've never known anyone to freak out because of the Queen visiting. Maybe the places she actually visits individually though. She's still a queen after all.
User avatar #62 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
Do you even remember the last time royalty visited?
User avatar #63 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
I remember Prince William and Kate visiting a few years ago after their wedding.
User avatar #67 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
I may be mistaken on that part where they come every year, though.
User avatar #65 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
Yeah. Pretty fucking big.

Hell, a lot of people freak when the Dutch royal family visits, and they come every year. Plus they're fucking Dutch.
#7914205 - Ok  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7914264 - protomanrulezz (02/24/2014) [-]
I gotta take a new one
that one was right after I got out of the shower
I did not realize how much of a mess I looked like
User avatar #7914288 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
lol that's alright
User avatar #7914411 - protomanrulezz (02/24/2014) [-]
god I look awful today
#7914178 - My friend and I were talking about one day in the near future … 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#28 - I think everyone's guilty of the last one at least once. A few…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Annoying Walmart Bitch 0
User avatar #31 - lotengo (02/24/2014) [-]
Not me, my mother used to force me to go shoeshopping.

She took 1 shoe she liked and showed it to me, if i said i did not like it she just stuffed in a random spot. And she does that with at least 6 shoes per store we go in.
This one time an employee saw it and did nothing about it, but you could see the defeat in her eyes

On that day vowed never to become like my mother
#55 - No one in Canada cares about the queen unless we're talking ab…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Russia is just scary canada +10
User avatar #91 - habanaro (02/24/2014) [-]
This is why Harper gets away with the shit that he does.
Rick Mercer would be ashamed of you
User avatar #92 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
You're right.
User avatar #69 - critality (02/24/2014) [-]
I can't even remember who the prime minister is...... is it still that Harper guy?
I'm canadian
User avatar #76 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #58 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
>implying it isn't a national fucking holiday when she visits
User avatar #59 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
I've never had a holiday because of the Queen visiting.
User avatar #60 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
I'm joking about how everyone freaks out.
User avatar #61 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
I've never known anyone to freak out because of the Queen visiting. Maybe the places she actually visits individually though. She's still a queen after all.
User avatar #62 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
Do you even remember the last time royalty visited?
User avatar #63 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
I remember Prince William and Kate visiting a few years ago after their wedding.
User avatar #67 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
I may be mistaken on that part where they come every year, though.
User avatar #65 - feelythefeel (02/24/2014) [-]
Yeah. Pretty fucking big.

Hell, a lot of people freak when the Dutch royal family visits, and they come every year. Plus they're fucking Dutch.
#7913043 - Idk I clicked on a random comment in my comments list lol 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#148 - Yea, go watch it. 02/24/2014 on Cosplayyyyyyy 0
#7913034 - Oh, I guess it was someone else then. 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#131 - There was a movie while the show was still running but I don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Cosplayyyyyyy 0
#135 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/24/2014) [-]
The Merry Christmas Drake & Josh movie was after the series ended. Drake & Josh Go to Hollywood was during the series. Educate yourself.
#7909718 - No, someone was taking requests. I think it might have been joshlol  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7911647 - joshlol (02/24/2014) [-]
that'#s not me brah
this is me
www.funnyjunk.com/user/admin/17470#17470
User avatar #7913034 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
Oh, I guess it was someone else then.
#7909706 - I forget who this was  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7909720 - kokanum (02/24/2014) [-]
Oh yeah he is fucking awesome
#7909682 - That looks like a girl I went to high school with who drew man…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7909712 - shrekis (02/24/2014) [-]
hot
#7909625 - Yea, only like 2 or 3 people know what I even look like and no… 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7909575 - Yea I was freaking the hell out though because I didn't realiz…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7909595 - oxymoronking (02/24/2014) [-]
you kinda freaked out. i would be kind of scared if you guys found me though. only one person on this site knows who i am irl
User avatar #7909625 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
Yea, only like 2 or 3 people know what I even look like and no one really knows who I am, I should have figured it out but I couldn't think lol
#7909550 - Let this be a crowning achievement for you 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7909530 - I link that leads to whatever profile is logged in on the comp…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7909549 - oxymoronking (02/24/2014) [-]
holy shit thats clever
User avatar #7909575 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
Yea I was freaking the hell out though because I didn't realize, so I disabled my account here and made everything private on my fb account and thought about deleting it, then I just kinda sat there shaking waiting to see if anyone was going to try to message me, then it was explained it me.
I feel so retarded right now
User avatar #7909595 - oxymoronking (02/24/2014) [-]
you kinda freaked out. i would be kind of scared if you guys found me though. only one person on this site knows who i am irl
User avatar #7909625 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
Yea, only like 2 or 3 people know what I even look like and no one really knows who I am, I should have figured it out but I couldn't think lol
#7909486 - I'm not speaking to you anymore, I cried when I was told it wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #7909496 - shrekis (02/24/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #7909550 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
Let this be a crowning achievement for you
#7909427 - Shrekis you asshole I fell for that ******* faceb…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #7909501 - oxymoronking (02/24/2014) [-]
what link. please tell us what it is before we go
User avatar #7909530 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
I link that leads to whatever profile is logged in on the computer and he was saying something about like how he found a thread member's facebook account. Idk the link but if you go a few pages back in the thread you'll find it.
User avatar #7909549 - oxymoronking (02/24/2014) [-]
holy shit thats clever
User avatar #7909575 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
Yea I was freaking the hell out though because I didn't realize, so I disabled my account here and made everything private on my fb account and thought about deleting it, then I just kinda sat there shaking waiting to see if anyone was going to try to message me, then it was explained it me.
I feel so retarded right now
User avatar #7909595 - oxymoronking (02/24/2014) [-]
you kinda freaked out. i would be kind of scared if you guys found me though. only one person on this site knows who i am irl
User avatar #7909625 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
Yea, only like 2 or 3 people know what I even look like and no one really knows who I am, I should have figured it out but I couldn't think lol
User avatar #7909486 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
I'm not speaking to you anymore, I cried when I was told it was a prank.
User avatar #7909496 - shrekis (02/24/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #7909550 - melontwilight (02/24/2014) [-]
Let this be a crowning achievement for you
#120 - That's okay. You like what you like. I just found it too chees… 02/24/2014 on Cosplayyyyyyy 0
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #161 to #160 - dancininseptember ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #151 - yorker ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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