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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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#160 - Ok  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on melontwilight's profile 0
User avatar #161 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
YES
#7935185 - I pretty much only go to **** for the comments now  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board +4
User avatar #7935218 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #7935223 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Yea your site is what started it lol
User avatar #7935231 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
I missed that but will add it
User avatar #7935244 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Sweet
#7935098 - My mother is Brad 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7935025 - Karma 02/26/2014 on sfw random board +3
#7935024 - Why is there like one Japanese guy in Godzilla?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #7935027 - phanact (02/26/2014) [-]
Because that's all the budget could afford
#7933947 - Do guys do that?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7933950 - zependium (02/26/2014) [-]
not really. I did it once a bit because i was fapping and i realised i did not have anything to wipe with before it was too late :S
User avatar #7933955 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
just let it mellow in your boxers, if there's enough it'll make sloshing sounds
User avatar #7933959 - zependium (02/26/2014) [-]
whenever there's like a little jizz stain in my underwear it feels like the fucking pacific ocean and it's so uncomfortable
#7933940 - Wtf why do all of you have white rooms  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7933962 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
grey here
User avatar #7933944 - zependium (02/26/2014) [-]
because then it won't be obvious we wiped jizz on them
User avatar #7933947 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Do guys do that?
User avatar #7933950 - zependium (02/26/2014) [-]
not really. I did it once a bit because i was fapping and i realised i did not have anything to wipe with before it was too late :S
User avatar #7933955 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
just let it mellow in your boxers, if there's enough it'll make sloshing sounds
User avatar #7933959 - zependium (02/26/2014) [-]
whenever there's like a little jizz stain in my underwear it feels like the fucking pacific ocean and it's so uncomfortable
#7933937 - Idk just making conversation. 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7933921 - ITT: The colour of your room. 3 white walls and one p…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7933951 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
Blue, with two windows on seperate walls which makes rain a son of a bitch in the night
User avatar #7933949 - marcinthedarc (02/26/2014) [-]
white
User avatar #7933948 - mranldestroyer (02/26/2014) [-]
yellow
User avatar #7933935 - talkingbrickbrick (02/26/2014) [-]
white
User avatar #7933934 - twi (02/26/2014) [-]
lots of colors

i live in a loft covered in posters
User avatar #7933971 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
post a pic
User avatar #7933942 - twi (02/26/2014) [-]
also one wall is a window so i can see the sexy wasteland what used to be a nice forest

fuckin loggers
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User avatar #7933937 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Idk just making conversation.
User avatar #7933932 - zependium (02/26/2014) [-]
3 white one brownish
User avatar #7933930 - puffyclouds (02/26/2014) [-]
all white
#7933928 - lordmandy has deleted their comment.
#7933903 - Nuuuu  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7933924 - twi (02/26/2014) [-]
#7933889 - That would only turn you on.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7933898 - twi (02/26/2014) [-]
also i'd get money and you wouldn't lose any because it's free
User avatar #7933903 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Nuuuu
#7933924 - twi (02/26/2014) [-]
#7933877 - I had a dream and I think it told me to paint my bedroom yellow.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7933883 - twi (02/26/2014) [-]
if you pay me 20 dollars i'll piss all over your wall for free
User avatar #7933893 - zependium (02/26/2014) [-]
>pay me 20$ and i'll do it for free

what
User avatar #7933889 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
That would only turn you on.
User avatar #7933898 - twi (02/26/2014) [-]
also i'd get money and you wouldn't lose any because it's free
User avatar #7933903 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Nuuuu
#7933924 - twi (02/26/2014) [-]
#7932746 - Print them off and put them in a photo album. What does sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7932779 - flutterway (02/26/2014) [-]
Family.
#7932745 - The world won't be happier because orcas will still be in capt… 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7932737 - Get her a digital picture frame and put as many as you an on t…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7932739 - flutterway (02/26/2014) [-]
Costs money.
User avatar #7932746 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Print them off and put them in a photo album.
What does she even have so many pictures of?
User avatar #7932779 - flutterway (02/26/2014) [-]
Family.
#7932726 - I need to stop watching depressing documentaries.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7932763 - brendantheferret (02/26/2014) [-]
Oh, you watched that Blackfish bullshit?
#7932733 - mr skeltal (02/26/2014) [-]
do it keep watching
kill yourself and make the world a happier place
User avatar #7932745 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
The world won't be happier because orcas will still be in captivity and dog fights will still be a thing and PETA will continue to euthanize 80% of the animals in their care every year.
#7932723 - I wasn't going to, I'm not a mod.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7932725 - brokenmemories (02/26/2014) [-]
I deleted it anyway the thing was scaring me
#7932720 - Yea but it'll still be able to store them. Then she can still …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7932727 - flutterway (02/26/2014) [-]
I recommended backing them up onto her laptop. I don't think she understands that logic.
User avatar #7932737 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Get her a digital picture frame and put as many as you an on to that. Then get another. Fill her house with digital picture frames.
User avatar #7932739 - flutterway (02/26/2014) [-]
Costs money.
User avatar #7932746 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Print them off and put them in a photo album.
What does she even have so many pictures of?
User avatar #7932779 - flutterway (02/26/2014) [-]
Family.
#7932718 - I'm not allowed what?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7932721 - brokenmemories (02/26/2014) [-]
not allowed to do anything about this
User avatar #7932723 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
I wasn't going to, I'm not a mod.
User avatar #7932725 - brokenmemories (02/26/2014) [-]
I deleted it anyway the thing was scaring me
#7932714 - She can't put them on a computer?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7932717 - flutterway (02/26/2014) [-]
She can't carry her computer around everywhere.
User avatar #7932720 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Yea but it'll still be able to store them. Then she can still look at them every night, like if she has a laptop would make more sense.
User avatar #7932727 - flutterway (02/26/2014) [-]
I recommended backing them up onto her laptop. I don't think she understands that logic.
User avatar #7932737 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Get her a digital picture frame and put as many as you an on to that. Then get another. Fill her house with digital picture frames.
User avatar #7932739 - flutterway (02/26/2014) [-]
Costs money.
User avatar #7932746 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Print them off and put them in a photo album.
What does she even have so many pictures of?
User avatar #7932779 - flutterway (02/26/2014) [-]
Family.
#7932705 - Is... Is it **** ? What What do I  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7932707 - brokenmemories (02/26/2014) [-]
I rolled how the board is feeling....gay
plus I rolled this which means you're not allowed
my rules
User avatar #7932718 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm not allowed what?
User avatar #7932721 - brokenmemories (02/26/2014) [-]
not allowed to do anything about this
User avatar #7932723 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
I wasn't going to, I'm not a mod.
User avatar #7932725 - brokenmemories (02/26/2014) [-]
I deleted it anyway the thing was scaring me
#7932703 - I think my friends are annoyed that I care more about orcas th… 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7932700 - Ha 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7932698 - Why did you go from Orcas to seals? I'm actually pretty we…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7932708 - Grom (02/26/2014) [-]
idk, cause orcas don't interest me and the closest thing I've researched that related to the topic is seal clubbing
#7932682 - It wasn't, it shows the tapes and everything too of the attacks.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7932690 - Grom (02/26/2014) [-]
have you ever watched the seal clubbing videos?
it's funny for the first like 20 seconds but then you see them run in with groups of like 10 men and go on killing sprees
User avatar #7932698 - melontwilight (02/26/2014) [-]
Why did you go from Orcas to seals?
I'm actually pretty well educated on clubbing though. I haven't seen videos though, and I wouldn't want to. I don't especially like seeing any animal being killed or injured.
User avatar #7932708 - Grom (02/26/2014) [-]
idk, cause orcas don't interest me and the closest thing I've researched that related to the topic is seal clubbing
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #161 to #160 - dancininseptember ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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