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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
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#8132975 - I personally know the devil and you are not the devil  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#8132982 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
then all that means is we know each other irl
User avatar #8132984 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
But we don't so therefore you are not the devil
#8132992 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
but you dont know that
#8132971 - No  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#8132974 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
prove it
User avatar #8132975 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
I personally know the devil and you are not the devil
#8132982 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
then all that means is we know each other irl
User avatar #8132984 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
But we don't so therefore you are not the devil
#8132992 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
but you dont know that
#8132962 - No you're not  [+] (7 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#8132964 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
am
User avatar #8132971 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
No
#8132974 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
prove it
User avatar #8132975 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
I personally know the devil and you are not the devil
#8132982 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
then all that means is we know each other irl
User avatar #8132984 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
But we don't so therefore you are not the devil
#8132992 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
but you dont know that
#8132945 - I'm on a contract  [+] (9 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#8132948 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
im the devil
User avatar #8132962 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
No you're not
#8132964 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
am
User avatar #8132971 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
No
#8132974 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
prove it
User avatar #8132975 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
I personally know the devil and you are not the devil
#8132982 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
then all that means is we know each other irl
User avatar #8132984 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
But we don't so therefore you are not the devil
#8132992 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
but you dont know that
#8132935 - I'm already renting it out sorry  [+] (11 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#8132937 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
ill double the price
User avatar #8132945 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm on a contract
#8132948 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
im the devil
User avatar #8132962 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
No you're not
#8132964 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
am
User avatar #8132971 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
No
#8132974 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
prove it
User avatar #8132975 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
I personally know the devil and you are not the devil
#8132982 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
then all that means is we know each other irl
User avatar #8132984 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
But we don't so therefore you are not the devil
#8132992 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
but you dont know that
#8132932 - Have a vagina  [+] (15 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8132976 - iamthepapercut (03/14/2014) [-]
That's an effective method
User avatar #8132949 - thedarkestrogue (03/14/2014) [-]
facinating. I dont think that method is for me tho.
#8132933 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
give me yours
User avatar #8132935 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm already renting it out sorry
#8132937 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
ill double the price
User avatar #8132945 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm on a contract
#8132948 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
im the devil
User avatar #8132962 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
No you're not
#8132964 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
am
User avatar #8132971 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
No
#8132974 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
prove it
User avatar #8132975 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
I personally know the devil and you are not the devil
#8132982 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
then all that means is we know each other irl
User avatar #8132984 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
But we don't so therefore you are not the devil
#8132992 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
but you dont know that
#8132886 - Out of what, 10?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8136542 - protomanrulezz (03/14/2014) [-]
out of 6
User avatar #8148264 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
Wow
User avatar #8148302 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
Hes like
actually offended that I did it
User avatar #8148312 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
Awww I knew you were just joking around
User avatar #8148331 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
OR WAS I?!?!?
User avatar #8148337 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN
User avatar #8148370 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
so how ya been twables?
#8132875 - Oh hahaa I didn't find him creepy  [+] (9 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8132880 - protomanrulezz (03/14/2014) [-]
Hes pretty creepy
like, 7 creepies
User avatar #8132886 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
Out of what, 10?
User avatar #8136542 - protomanrulezz (03/14/2014) [-]
out of 6
User avatar #8148264 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
Wow
User avatar #8148302 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
Hes like
actually offended that I did it
User avatar #8148312 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
Awww I knew you were just joking around
User avatar #8148331 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
OR WAS I?!?!?
User avatar #8148337 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN
User avatar #8148370 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
so how ya been twables?
#8132867 - The fucking chopstick part 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#8132786 - Yea?  [+] (11 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8132858 - protomanrulezz (03/14/2014) [-]
My friend is mad cus I told you he was creepy
User avatar #8132875 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
Oh hahaa I didn't find him creepy
User avatar #8132880 - protomanrulezz (03/14/2014) [-]
Hes pretty creepy
like, 7 creepies
User avatar #8132886 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
Out of what, 10?
User avatar #8136542 - protomanrulezz (03/14/2014) [-]
out of 6
User avatar #8148264 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
Wow
User avatar #8148302 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
Hes like
actually offended that I did it
User avatar #8148312 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
Awww I knew you were just joking around
User avatar #8148331 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
OR WAS I?!?!?
User avatar #8148337 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN
User avatar #8148370 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
so how ya been twables?
#8132772 - Darn not again 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#8132767 - Why is polygamy such a big deal?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8132769 - abstractpink (03/14/2014) [-]
Because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #8132772 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
Darn not again
#8132740 - Don't know  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#8132735 - It's not sexual, and babies being naked isn't a problem usuall… 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#8132731 - The fact that bronies "come out" to their par…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8132744 - RisenLichen (03/14/2014) [-]
Well at least the dad was accepting
User avatar #8132739 - teratorn (03/14/2014) [-]
Wasnt there a video of that?
User avatar #8132740 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
Don't know
#8132690 - Picture 03/14/2014 on retard forum +1
#2 - That's a cardinal, they're winter birds (they don't migrate) s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Poor little guy +7
#7 - monstar (03/15/2014) [-]
Yes! Its always quite stunning to see such a brightly coloured bird contrast with white/gray landscapes, since they don't change their plumage during winter either.
I simply saw it as an easy joke opportunity.

I won't do it again
User avatar #8 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
Aw sorry! The desc. kinda came off as if you were worried about the guy lol
#4 - This is correct The other day it was like spring, then it …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Toronto, 24 hours apart. 0
User avatar #5 - nudes (03/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it is supposed to rain later on today as well,
#5 - Dude that's just a red fox. It can also be called an American … 03/14/2014 on wishing in canada +1
#8 - Wouldn't she need to show some kind of identification at some …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Smart +76
User avatar #57 - penileburglar (03/14/2014) [-]
It's an acting audition--if the role calls for an 18-year-old, and you can fool everyone into thinking you are, then no one will care what your real age is. Basically, she just managed to be *allowed* to audition for it, then she lied to everyone watching. It's not a legal issue, it's just a 'this is what this character is supposed to be' issue, and if she pulled it off, then being 14 is just fine.
User avatar #38 - bjorntheberserk (03/14/2014) [-]
Most jobs I have applied to ask for your ID and social security number. This is fake they probably knew she was 14 or she is probably lying about her age like most hollywood does.
#14 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
What ID do underagers have? They'd hardly ask for a birth cert
User avatar #12 - ericzxvc (03/14/2014) [-]
Naw it's the 70s I know it didn't show in the 70s
#72 - Isn't it a really difficult language to learn/pronounce proper… 03/14/2014 on What Languages Sound Like... +1
#8132066 - Picture 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#158 - Condom for hygiene purposes 03/14/2014 on 920 dollars +3
#8127188 - Do something with it that represents you or something importan… 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
#8127157 - Ooooo fancy 03/14/2014 on retard forum 0
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is fucking hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #161 to #160 - dancininseptember ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
**niggastolemyname rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #130 to #129 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
YES
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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