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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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Comment Thumbs: 9995 total,  10564 ,  569
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Content Views:131503
Times Content Favorited:278 times
Total Comments Made:12533
FJ Points:12360
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#8172764 - Why is that a ship?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #8172772 - iamthepapercut (03/18/2014) [-]
Because god is dead
#8172746 - What the **** part of that sentence is not comple… 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8172720 - I used to have a game for my gameboy where you played as Lizzi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8172736 - mindlessdubs (03/18/2014) [-]
whut
User avatar #8172746 - melontwilight (03/18/2014) [-]
What the fuck part of that sentence is not completely straight forward?
#8172653 - >implying there are no phones in the afterlife 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8172636 - I'm calling your mother  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8172646 - twi (03/18/2014) [-]
shes dead
User avatar #8172653 - melontwilight (03/18/2014) [-]
>implying there are no phones in the afterlife
User avatar #8172651 - miscarriage (03/18/2014) [-]
was she in a gang fight
User avatar #8172707 - thedarkestrogue (03/18/2014) [-]
she fell down a flight of stairs into a large meat grinder.
User avatar #8172756 - twi (03/18/2014) [-]
rood
User avatar #8172758 - thedarkestrogue (03/18/2014) [-]
sorry for being a witness.
User avatar #8172761 - twi (03/18/2014) [-]
#8172615 - Rate what 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8172597 - I bet all your mentions are cute messages about snuggling people 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8172574 - Yea but Drawn Together means to be racist. Cory in the House i… 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8172557 - Wtf u sayin 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8172546 - Cory in the House is the most racist show  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8172561 - Deavas (03/18/2014) [-]
drawn together is the most racist show
User avatar #8172633 - medewu (03/18/2014) [-]
That was a good show.
User avatar #8172574 - melontwilight (03/18/2014) [-]
Yea but Drawn Together means to be racist. Cory in the House is a closet racist show.
User avatar #8172568 - miscarriage (03/18/2014) [-]
^
User avatar #8172558 - miscarriage (03/18/2014) [-]
you misspelled best
#8172513 - hue 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#8172511 - You obviously didn't click the link, buckaroo.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8172521 - mindlessdubs (03/18/2014) [-]
holy fuck what?
#8172495 - ITT: Favourite anime Mine:  [+] (11 new replies) 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8172540 - miscarriage (03/18/2014) [-]
Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai Kara Kuru Sō Desu yo?
User avatar #8172557 - melontwilight (03/18/2014) [-]
Wtf u sayin
#8172516 - lordmandy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #8172524 - lordmandy (03/18/2014) [-]
whoops
User avatar #8172517 - cannibaltroll (03/18/2014) [-]
The most recent one I've watched is Saint Young Men... so I guess that since I don't watch anime a lot...
User avatar #8172504 - aczzoh (03/18/2014) [-]
avatar
User avatar #8172520 - lordmandy (03/18/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #8172513 - melontwilight (03/18/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #8172502 - mindlessdubs (03/18/2014) [-]
>anime
are you sum kind of faggot
User avatar #8172511 - melontwilight (03/18/2014) [-]
You obviously didn't click the link, buckaroo.
User avatar #8172521 - mindlessdubs (03/18/2014) [-]
holy fuck what?
#8148337 - DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8148370 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
so how ya been twables?
#8148312 - Awww I knew you were just joking around  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8148331 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
OR WAS I?!?!?
User avatar #8148337 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN
User avatar #8148370 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
so how ya been twables?
#8148285 - What the hell is this mining camp?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #8148308 - poorlyred (03/16/2014) [-]
You mine for out leader
#8148279 - I have no idea. I have about 12000 and I've never given any away 03/16/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8148264 - Wow  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8148302 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
Hes like
actually offended that I did it
User avatar #8148312 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
Awww I knew you were just joking around
User avatar #8148331 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
OR WAS I?!?!?
User avatar #8148337 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN
User avatar #8148370 - protomanrulezz (03/16/2014) [-]
so how ya been twables?
#8 - Aw sorry! The desc. kinda came off as if you were worried abou… 03/16/2014 on Poor little guy 0
#37 - Ask any girl and she will tell you that especially running wit… 03/16/2014 on Marbles +1
#8133046 - It tells you on your profile You have 2757  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8133058 - itsthetie (03/14/2014) [-]
o.. is that a lot? I have no idea what kind of "currency" it is
User avatar #8148279 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
I have no idea. I have about 12000 and I've never given any away
#8133023 - he he he 03/14/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8133006 - He he he 03/14/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8133001 - People have been asking for my fj points but I still hoard the…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/14/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8133105 - holyfool (03/14/2014) [-]
Gib?
User avatar #8133064 - thedarkestrogue (03/14/2014) [-]
lel me too. i get trade invites all the time.
User avatar #8133033 - itsthetie (03/14/2014) [-]
I've given mine away twice, I don't even know many I have atm
User avatar #8133046 - melontwilight (03/14/2014) [-]
It tells you on your profile
You have 2757
User avatar #8133058 - itsthetie (03/14/2014) [-]
o.. is that a lot? I have no idea what kind of "currency" it is
User avatar #8148279 - melontwilight (03/16/2014) [-]
I have no idea. I have about 12000 and I've never given any away
User avatar #8133022 - chillybilly (03/14/2014) [-]
I randomly had a ton of them, but I gambled them all away when I checked out the items game.
#8132984 - But we don't so therefore you are not the devil  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8132992 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
but you dont know that
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
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#179 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
i miss you
i miss you
User avatar #180 to #179 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
im twi btw

my account is still ban so im using this fags

PLS COME BACK
User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
#164 - billywonka has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link


wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
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