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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2640 total,  3035 ,  395
Comment Thumbs: 9994 total,  10563 ,  569
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 295 Comments: Post Master → Level 296 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:1
Content Views:130948
Times Content Favorited:278 times
Total Comments Made:12533
FJ Points:12359
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#7963440 - Ohhh no belly buttons? 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963432 - looool 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963425 - Wow! Correct!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #7963427 - poorlyred (03/01/2014) [-]
For once ;~;
#7963418 - They were covered in leaves? idk they were eating fruit? 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963406 - lol 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963397 - wow thanx 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963391 - FJ user aidansofunny claims to be sofunny but is not. How is t…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7963410 - poorlyred (03/01/2014) [-]
he's not
User avatar #7963425 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
Wow! Correct!
User avatar #7963427 - poorlyred (03/01/2014) [-]
For once ;~;
User avatar #7963403 - imnotkickthecat (03/01/2014) [-]
Hey Canada boy, look at yourfaggot picture. You can't call anyone a faggot when your face is the ultimate faggot face. And it looks like your pretty dumb yourself considering you can't even spell penis.
User avatar #7963406 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
lol
#7963402 - sebthehomosexual (03/01/2014) [-]
Does he enjoy male genitalia
User avatar #7963401 - kilroydotexe (03/01/2014) [-]
he's lying
User avatar #7963396 - joshlol (03/01/2014) [-]
trick question, it's not
#7963379 - loool 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963376 - pfft naw 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963375 - No his owner got the trophy 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963371 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7963392 - kilroydotexe (03/01/2014) [-]
**kilroydotexe rolls 9**/10 riddle
User avatar #7963397 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
wow thanx
User avatar #7963394 - kilroydotexe (03/01/2014) [-]
**kilroydotexe rolls 1**/10 JK this
#7963357 - Bruce didn't win a trophy because Bruce is a horse.  [+] (11 new replies) 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963374 - reviven has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7963376 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
pfft naw
#7963369 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/01/2014) [-]
ok
so he wins a ribbon
User avatar #7963375 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
No his owner got the trophy
User avatar #7963365 - poorlyred (03/01/2014) [-]
U UFKIN AOISEFJKLASDJFLKASJ;FLKASJDKLFAKMFLGF;AEMJXZ
User avatar #7963379 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
loool
User avatar #7963362 - kilroydotexe (03/01/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #7963392 - kilroydotexe (03/01/2014) [-]
**kilroydotexe rolls 9**/10 riddle
User avatar #7963397 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
wow thanx
User avatar #7963394 - kilroydotexe (03/01/2014) [-]
**kilroydotexe rolls 1**/10 JK this
#7963353 - No  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7963373 - billywonka (03/01/2014) [-]
the race of life?
#7963352 - Nope 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963323 - Nop 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963314 - o ok 03/01/2014 on sfw random board +1
#7963310 - Bruce wins a race but he doesn't get a trophy. Why not?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7963331 - billywonka (03/01/2014) [-]
He got a medal because it's the special olympics
User avatar #7963353 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #7963373 - billywonka (03/01/2014) [-]
the race of life?
#7963327 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/01/2014) [-]
he gets a medal
User avatar #7963352 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
Nope
User avatar #7963325 - poorlyred (03/01/2014) [-]
Special olympics
User avatar #7963315 - strangemoo (03/01/2014) [-]
Because you don't get a trophy for Slavery.
User avatar #7963323 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
Nop
#7963278 - Was it you?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #7963288 - poorlyred (03/01/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm the one being sucked off

but let me tell you something

I lied

it was you
fuk ur riddles, m8
User avatar #7963314 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
o ok
#7963264 - Yup 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963260 - How would that even work  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7963272 - strangemoo (03/01/2014) [-]
You put the window in sideways, what is so hard to get about that?
#7963254 - Yes 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963236 - A couple will build a square house. In each wall they'll have …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7963265 - destaice (03/01/2014) [-]
so easy, south pole
User avatar #7963257 - poorlyred (03/01/2014) [-]
mirrors?
idunno
User avatar #7963258 - mangostormlegend (03/01/2014) [-]
It's built on the South Pole
User avatar #7963255 - strangemoo (03/01/2014) [-]
Sideways windows.
User avatar #7963260 - melontwilight (03/01/2014) [-]
How would that even work
User avatar #7963272 - strangemoo (03/01/2014) [-]
You put the window in sideways, what is so hard to get about that?
#7963249 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/01/2014) [-]
south pole
User avatar #7963250 - dancininseptember (03/01/2014) [-]
broken compass
#7963228 - Yes but it says they have the same mother and father. I though…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7963256 - medewu (03/01/2014) [-]
Technically Identical twins share about 99% The same thing besides Fingerprints and toungprints so whose to say... it isnt?
#7963218 - "same mother and father" 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7963214 - "same year" 03/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
#164 - billywonka has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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