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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:4/01/2014
Location:Canada
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#7983817 - *united 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
#7983812 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #7983818 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
why do they have blue feet wtf
User avatar #7983828 - protomanrulezz (03/02/2014) [-]
blue footed boobies
User avatar #7983825 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Because they're boobies.
User avatar #7983832 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
are they edible
User avatar #7983860 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Most likely, considering they're birds.
User avatar #7983862 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
what if the blue is poison
User avatar #7983865 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Then don't eat the feet.
User avatar #7983868 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
WHAT IF THEY'RE BLUE SOMEWHERE ELSE
User avatar #7983872 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
I don't know, how bout you eat one and find out
User avatar #7983877 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
:c
#7983802 - A small fishing village just north of the Untied States  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #7983821 - poorlyred (03/02/2014) [-]
Do they have oil?
User avatar #7983844 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
World's second largest reserves apparently.
User avatar #7983851 - poorlyred (03/02/2014) [-]
[Invades internally]
User avatar #7983817 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
*united
#7983789 - Apparently the rest of Canada hates Ontario and I don't know w…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
#7983799 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
#7983812 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #7983818 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
why do they have blue feet wtf
User avatar #7983828 - protomanrulezz (03/02/2014) [-]
blue footed boobies
User avatar #7983825 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Because they're boobies.
User avatar #7983832 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
are they edible
User avatar #7983860 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Most likely, considering they're birds.
User avatar #7983862 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
what if the blue is poison
User avatar #7983865 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Then don't eat the feet.
User avatar #7983868 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
WHAT IF THEY'RE BLUE SOMEWHERE ELSE
User avatar #7983872 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
I don't know, how bout you eat one and find out
User avatar #7983877 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
:c
User avatar #7983794 - poorlyred (03/02/2014) [-]
What's a Canada?
User avatar #7983802 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
A small fishing village just north of the Untied States
User avatar #7983821 - poorlyred (03/02/2014) [-]
Do they have oil?
User avatar #7983844 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
World's second largest reserves apparently.
User avatar #7983851 - poorlyred (03/02/2014) [-]
[Invades internally]
User avatar #7983817 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
*united
#450 - Picture 03/02/2014 on Knock knock, it's delivery +3
#7983674 - Highly unlikely though. 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#7983650 - I keep seeing posts on tumblr freaking out because "there…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #7983672 - peanutsaurusrex (03/02/2014) [-]
there might be if other countries join in on different sides
User avatar #7983674 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Highly unlikely though.
User avatar #7983660 - proudbrony (03/02/2014) [-]
whats happening in ukraine/russia
#7983545 - The state of the economy 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#7983507 - charmin  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #7983531 - insulation (03/02/2014) [-]
#7983498 - solitaire 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#7982684 - Strollers don't exist in this time period  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #7982687 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
BABIES

STACKING

BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#7982671 - I'd say they're more side by side but that's what happens when…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #7982677 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
YOU DON'T STACK BABIES
THATS BAD

GET A GOOD STROLLER
User avatar #7982684 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Strollers don't exist in this time period
User avatar #7982687 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
BABIES

STACKING

BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#7982659 - She doesn't have any but here I guess  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
#7982663 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
is that bitch stacking babies

what a terrible mother
User avatar #7982671 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
I'd say they're more side by side but that's what happens when they have fucking triplets, you gotta carry them all. There will be some stacking.
User avatar #7982677 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
YOU DON'T STACK BABIES
THATS BAD

GET A GOOD STROLLER
User avatar #7982684 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Strollers don't exist in this time period
User avatar #7982687 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
BABIES

STACKING

BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#7982630 - whore  [+] (7 new replies) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
#7982643 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
#7982659 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
She doesn't have any but here I guess
#7982663 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
is that bitch stacking babies

what a terrible mother
User avatar #7982671 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
I'd say they're more side by side but that's what happens when they have fucking triplets, you gotta carry them all. There will be some stacking.
User avatar #7982677 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
YOU DON'T STACK BABIES
THATS BAD

GET A GOOD STROLLER
User avatar #7982684 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Strollers don't exist in this time period
User avatar #7982687 - twi (03/02/2014) [-]
BABIES

STACKING

BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#7982619 - My tribe is thriving too well after accepting their god. Y… 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
#7979956 - Yes 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#7979952 - Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard … 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#7979906 - mfw I fill my bathtub up with milk and try to surf in it with …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #7979944 - protomanrulezz (03/02/2014) [-]
was it from bags of milk?
User avatar #7979956 - melontwilight (03/02/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #7979919 - canyou (03/02/2014) [-]
She looks so disappointed. What was she expecting?
User avatar #7979913 - newts (03/02/2014) [-]
wot
#7979851 - mfw I'm standing in a market holding a cabbage while my friend…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #7979881 - murrlogic (03/02/2014) [-]
#justcanadianthings
#32 - Picture 03/02/2014 on A random comp 0
#31 - Here's a better pic of the grave stone for those who can't rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on A random comp +9
#46 - meatygoodness (03/02/2014) [-]
To be so alone like that...
#42 - kuchinawa (03/02/2014) [-]
>have mercy on "us"
A prayer not for the abandoned girl but for humanity...
#7979377 - The entire thread to each other atm 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#7979293 - lol 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#7979268 - grunge merida 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#7978999 - [JEWFRO INTENSIFIES] 03/02/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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