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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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#8190693 - Picture 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
#8190640 - -kay byyyyyyyye 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism +3
#8190639 - That wasn't an opinion, it was a question.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism +3
User avatar #8190641 - blackquill (03/19/2014) [-]
i couldnt find the proper gif so yeah
#8190624 - Do you wanna build a snowman?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism +3
#8190690 - thesovereigngrave (03/19/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #8190693 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
#8190633 - blackquill (03/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #8190639 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
That wasn't an opinion, it was a question.
User avatar #8190641 - blackquill (03/19/2014) [-]
i couldnt find the proper gif so yeah
User avatar #8190628 - sry (03/19/2014) [-]
**sry rolled a random comment #994502 posted by reallynotdashie at Friendly ** :
oh
User avatar #8190640 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
-kay byyyyyyyye
#8190536 - I know 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8190514 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #8190577 - shrekis (03/19/2014) [-]
found her tumblr a while ago
whale-chick.tumblr.com
User avatar #8190541 - ashedust (03/19/2014) [-]
Is very cute and sex.
#8190534 - theorangefox (03/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #8190521 - Sunset (03/19/2014) [-]
it gets worse
#8190536 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
I know
User avatar #8190535 - zahnrad (03/19/2014) [-]
I understood that reference.
#8190529 - sunpie (03/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #8190532 - rbpwn (03/19/2014) [-]
Oooh jeez
#8190353 - I know that, but like I said, she could be doing to to help in… 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
#8190325 - I think it's kinda brave, I mean I would have a hard time just…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #8190345 - joshlol (03/19/2014) [-]
sensible and rational sure but I really don't see why it's brave

a metric tonne of people go through cancer without needing to bring it to plebbook
User avatar #8190353 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
I know that, but like I said, she could be doing to to help inspire other women who might be insecure about have gigantic scars where their lovely breasts used to be.
#8190183 - Rabbit corn Bunny cops Bunny corn? 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8190163 - Imagine making the decision to remove your balls or something 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8190156 - Probably insecure about the scars and covers them up with foundation. 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8190139 - I disagree, since he's one of most popular characters, and the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8190200 - dancininseptember (03/19/2014) [-]
I hope you're right, apparently someones gonna die tho, I hope it's the marauders
#8190082 - ikr  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8190090 - dancininseptember (03/19/2014) [-]
I think Daryl is gonna die in the next episode of TWD
User avatar #8190139 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
I disagree, since he's one of most popular characters, and the amount of people who say they would seriously stop watching TWD if he did die, even if just some of them stood by that, it wouldn't look good for the show. I don't think it would make sense to kill him off at this point int he show.
Also he needs to fine Beth and have sex with her
I think he'll be with the gang for a while while also looking for Beth ( judging by the sneak peek, they will know that he's looking for her, which probably isn't good) and then either run away sneakily or have to fight them off to get away or something if he does find Beth.
User avatar #8190200 - dancininseptember (03/19/2014) [-]
I hope you're right, apparently someones gonna die tho, I hope it's the marauders
#8190030 - what  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8190087 - protomanrulezz (03/19/2014) [-]
#bodyweightproblems
User avatar #8190062 - dancininseptember (03/19/2014) [-]
jfc
User avatar #8190082 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
ikr
User avatar #8190090 - dancininseptember (03/19/2014) [-]
I think Daryl is gonna die in the next episode of TWD
User avatar #8190139 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
I disagree, since he's one of most popular characters, and the amount of people who say they would seriously stop watching TWD if he did die, even if just some of them stood by that, it wouldn't look good for the show. I don't think it would make sense to kill him off at this point int he show.
Also he needs to fine Beth and have sex with her
I think he'll be with the gang for a while while also looking for Beth ( judging by the sneak peek, they will know that he's looking for her, which probably isn't good) and then either run away sneakily or have to fight them off to get away or something if he does find Beth.
User avatar #8190200 - dancininseptember (03/19/2014) [-]
I hope you're right, apparently someones gonna die tho, I hope it's the marauders
#8 - Once my mom brought home these giant chocolate bars for some o… 03/19/2014 on just remember +2
#19 - Yea I'm kind of on the fence when it comes to life on other pl…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2014 on ALIENS +2
User avatar #21 - arsenymous (03/19/2014) [-]
It's the same as religion behold my opinions with more proof. You can't completley accept it, but you can't completley deny it. However, the chances of there not being life on other planets are so small that it is almost impossible for there not to be.
User avatar #183 - approval (03/19/2014) [-]
I believe that there is other life some where in the universe, but I refuse to believe that extraterrestrial life has visited this planet when there's little to no proof. Though I do think that there's is a possibility beings from a distant planet may have come here. With that being said though, I also understand that we very well could be on the only planet int eh universe that has life.
#234 - danster (03/19/2014) [-]
What if there is proof and we're misunderstanding it?
User avatar #58 - yarr (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure there's intelligent life on other planets. Them having set foot on planet earth however I don't believe.
#15 - Lack of evidence, mostly.  [+] (12 new replies) 03/19/2014 on ALIENS +57
#89 - npfortytwo (03/19/2014) [-]
Lack of evidence doesn't necessarily constitute nonexistence. It just means there's no (current) way to prove that it existed. It all depends on your personal thought process. Some people believe "it didn't happen until we find proof", some say "it happened until we can disprove it".
On the whole, this can applied to a lot of different concepts and theories out there. Hell, religion is probably the biggest one. Is there a God? Well, considering there are several versions of "God", none of which we can prove, the answer is: maybe. There very well could be a flying spaghetti monster, for argument's sake.

Way I see it, if somebody can make a good argument for something that isn't too far fetched, I'll accept that it might be truth until somebody can disprove it with actual evidence.
#165 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
Science doesn't work on a "it happened until we disprove it" basis. That's the flaw in your logic. Since debates like this revolve around scientific evidence or the lack of, you can't say "its there we just havent proved it yet". That's devil's proof, and why any religious argument that starts that way gets absolutely laughed out of the community.

That's not to say there isn't evidence of "aliens" (outer life). We've found one celled life in space before. There just isn't evidence of something near our intelligence yet. Especially not something probing people's butts for giggles and coming to earth on a regular basis.
User avatar #260 - npfortytwo (03/19/2014) [-]
What people choose to believe is based on their own personal dispositions, not based on how science does or doesn't work. People can (and still) deny evolution, even with undeniable, solid proof that it has occurred just because of what they read in a book. That's what they choose to do.
I didn't say "It's there, we just haven't proved it yet."
I said, "If it isn't too far fetched, it might be true until somebody can disprove it with actual evidence." Emphasis on the word "might".
#265 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
You're acting on the basis that you can just say "the grass could be rainbow" and wait until someone says "but that's wrong." and proves why. People shouldn't be believed if they say something without any proof multiple from different sources. Theories are useless without evidence. There's a reason scientific theories have to go through a large amount of review to ever be accepted - you can't just say the grass could be rainbow and tell people to prove you wrong.
User avatar #268 - npfortytwo (03/21/2014) [-]
First of all, yes, I can say that "the grass is rainbow" and tell people to prove me wrong - and they can, and will, because it's obvious the grass isn't rainbow.

Are you even reading a word I put into these, or are you just going to try and reword your first comment in as many ways as you possibly can?

Now let me again repeat what I'm trying to say.
"If it isn't too far fetched, it might be true until somebody can disprove it with actual evidence."

Key words:
too far fetched
might

Guess what's too far fetched? The grass being rainbow colored.
Guess what isn't too far fetched? The concept that there might be a higher power.
User avatar #18 - arsenymous (03/19/2014) [-]
In his show he trys to show evidence and when you actually get down to some of what he says it is not always foolish.
#77 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
most of the stuff on his shows is misinformation, he presents an idea and claims that it is only posible with aliens even though scientists know the actual cause
User avatar #19 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
Yea I'm kind of on the fence when it comes to life on other planets, but like many theories, it can't really be accepted as right or wrong until there is actual, physical proof such as a body or something.
User avatar #21 - arsenymous (03/19/2014) [-]
It's the same as religion behold my opinions with more proof. You can't completley accept it, but you can't completley deny it. However, the chances of there not being life on other planets are so small that it is almost impossible for there not to be.
User avatar #183 - approval (03/19/2014) [-]
I believe that there is other life some where in the universe, but I refuse to believe that extraterrestrial life has visited this planet when there's little to no proof. Though I do think that there's is a possibility beings from a distant planet may have come here. With that being said though, I also understand that we very well could be on the only planet int eh universe that has life.
#234 - danster (03/19/2014) [-]
What if there is proof and we're misunderstanding it?
User avatar #58 - yarr (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure there's intelligent life on other planets. Them having set foot on planet earth however I don't believe.
#240 - The one about the faces in dreams is actually still up for deb… 03/19/2014 on Dreams 0
#86 - Hm. None of my other money has ever spelled like maple. I wond…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on Some people are Canadian,... 0
User avatar #87 - xgabbehx (03/19/2014) [-]
Is it a new bill? Because I think the smell wears off after some usage.
#85 - I am also a #1 fan of maple syrup, and although I admit the sm… 03/19/2014 on Some people are Canadian,... 0
#51 - Every $100 bill I've had has smelled of maple.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Some people are Canadian,... 0
#52 - inanimateobject (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm a big fan of maple syrup, and the glorious smell that accompanies my pancakes is not similar in the slightest to the scent of a polymer $100 bill.
#85 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
I am also a #1 fan of maple syrup, and although I admit the smell of a $100 bill is different, it definitely has "maple-y" sort of aroma, the only other example I can think of is how banana flavoured candy doesn't taste much like bananas, but we just kind of accept it as banana.
#47 - The $100 bills do, when I got my first one of the new bills I checked.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Some people are Canadian,... 0
User avatar #50 - inanimateobject (03/18/2014) [-]
They don't, I deal with cash everyday.
User avatar #51 - melontwilight (03/18/2014) [-]
Every $100 bill I've had has smelled of maple.
#52 - inanimateobject (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm a big fan of maple syrup, and the glorious smell that accompanies my pancakes is not similar in the slightest to the scent of a polymer $100 bill.
#85 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
I am also a #1 fan of maple syrup, and although I admit the smell of a $100 bill is different, it definitely has "maple-y" sort of aroma, the only other example I can think of is how banana flavoured candy doesn't taste much like bananas, but we just kind of accept it as banana.
#46 - Hello Canadian here to confirm that the $100 bills do in fact …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Some people are Canadian,... +3
User avatar #53 - xgabbehx (03/18/2014) [-]
They actually all do, the smell is activated by heat to the little maple leaf.
User avatar #86 - melontwilight (03/19/2014) [-]
Hm. None of my other money has ever spelled like maple. I wonder if it's different province to province or something.
User avatar #87 - xgabbehx (03/19/2014) [-]
Is it a new bill? Because I think the smell wears off after some usage.
#277 - So which of those makes locating a lost plane any less difficu…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on I hate flying +3
User avatar #281 - mrfartypants (03/18/2014) [-]
your mom is a spy apparently
#279 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
Your mother.
#8172831 - Welp that's my visit for the day Bye  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8172838 - sebthebrony (03/18/2014) [-]
bye
User avatar #8172836 - poorlyred (03/18/2014) [-]
o, ok, bye werdo
User avatar #8172882 - werdo (03/18/2014) [-]
Bye
User avatar #8172890 - poorlyred (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm mentioning you from now until forever
User avatar #8172914 - werdo (03/18/2014) [-]
sounds fun
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
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#179 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
i miss you
i miss you
User avatar #180 to #179 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
im twi btw

my account is still ban so im using this fags

PLS COME BACK
User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
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