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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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#8192734 - I used to treat it as two provinces in elementary school and n…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192749 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
I just saw that they were the same color on the map and understood how fucking stupid it was
#8192710 - That's why no one would buy the movie rights. 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8192702 - Learn your Canadian geography bro  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192735 - dhryftgtgtgtgttttt (03/20/2014) [-]
no th
#8192691 - Newfoundland and Labrador pisses me the **** off …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192701 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
Yeah I feel that too it's like why

And the name's new too, it's not like it's because it's old
User avatar #8192734 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
I used to treat it as two provinces in elementary school and no one corrected me.
User avatar #8192749 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
I just saw that they were the same color on the map and understood how fucking stupid it was
#8192683 - Newfies is the nickname for people from the province Newfoundl…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192687 - dhryftgtgtgtgttttt (03/20/2014) [-]
um, what.
User avatar #8192702 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Learn your Canadian geography bro
User avatar #8192735 - dhryftgtgtgtgttttt (03/20/2014) [-]
no th
#8192677 - *Quebec voice* It's Quebecois  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192690 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
FUCK ALL OF THEM

Except Montreal
#8192670 - Technically it's a language 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8192663 - ******* newfies  [+] (16 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192686 - newsuperyoshi (03/20/2014) [-]
Fucking lightbluefags.
User avatar #8192694 - dhryftgtgtgtgttttt (03/20/2014) [-]
you're light blue
User avatar #8192717 - newsuperyoshi (03/20/2014) [-]
Such as myself. Also, that name is really white, like milk, the intestines of sea cucumbers, or a just as sticky same color substance.
User avatar #8192729 - dhryftgtgtgtgttttt (03/20/2014) [-]
and snow
User avatar #8192744 - newsuperyoshi (03/20/2014) [-]
Louisianafag here, what's snow?
User avatar #8192755 - dhryftgtgtgtgttttt (03/20/2014) [-]
white water that falls from the sky that you shove up your dick.
User avatar #8192793 - newsuperyoshi (03/20/2014) [-]
Oh. Hurricanes an't worth that.
User avatar #8192675 - dhryftgtgtgtgttttt (03/20/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #8192683 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Newfies is the nickname for people from the province Newfoundland and Labrador
User avatar #8192687 - dhryftgtgtgtgttttt (03/20/2014) [-]
um, what.
User avatar #8192702 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Learn your Canadian geography bro
User avatar #8192735 - dhryftgtgtgtgttttt (03/20/2014) [-]
no th
User avatar #8192673 - playfilly (03/20/2014) [-]
Fucking
User avatar #8192669 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
Fucking Quebecers
User avatar #8192677 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
*Quebec voice* It's Quebecois
User avatar #8192690 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
FUCK ALL OF THEM

Except Montreal
#8192658 - How is that any different than watching porn in a different language?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192665 - thetitdestroyer (03/20/2014) [-]
Cause it's not a language. It's retards.
User avatar #8192670 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Technically it's a language
#8192649 - #8192648 to #8192627 - melontwilight (4 seconds ago) o 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8192648 - o 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8192643 - Excuuuuuuuuuuuse me? 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8192624 - Why is there a hole in the gif?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192627 - waitingformydeath (03/20/2014) [-]
rats
User avatar #8192648 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
o
#8192616 - Don't use that disgusting ******* language.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192621 - protomanrulezz (03/20/2014) [-]
twables I swear to the fucking lord and savior
User avatar #8192643 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Excuuuuuuuuuuuse me?
#8192604 - How the **** would the Sims porn be different fro…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192689 - thedarkestrogue (03/20/2014) [-]
movie rights? what the fuck kind of movie would they even make? It would be fucking boring. or filled with stupid people drowning or catching fire.
User avatar #8192710 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
That's why no one would buy the movie rights.
User avatar #8192651 - thetitdestroyer (03/20/2014) [-]
They talk like retards.
User avatar #8192658 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
How is that any different than watching porn in a different language?
User avatar #8192665 - thetitdestroyer (03/20/2014) [-]
Cause it's not a language. It's retards.
User avatar #8192670 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Technically it's a language
#8192589 - The south  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192594 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
We talkin' Niagara?

C'mon nigga, be specific
#8192567 - Ontario  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192569 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
What part?
User avatar #8192589 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
The south
User avatar #8192594 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
We talkin' Niagara?

C'mon nigga, be specific
#171 - Boobs?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2014 on melontwilight's profile 0
User avatar #173 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#8192544 - Why is my neighbour screaming into her phone on her back porch…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8192560 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
Wait, where in Canadia are you?

It's rianin' here too
User avatar #8192567 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Ontario
User avatar #8192569 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
What part?
User avatar #8192589 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
The south
User avatar #8192594 - rbpwn (03/20/2014) [-]
We talkin' Niagara?

C'mon nigga, be specific
#15 - I would assume there's some kind of emergency stop button on t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Plot twist... 0
#16 - Denver (03/20/2014) [-]
#49 - She was proud of the pie 03/20/2014 on I crei evrytiem 0
#48 - No it's not, it's just darker, but not burnt. 03/20/2014 on I crei evrytiem 0
#8191968 - Okay 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8191967 - That's pretty ******* rood, Buckaroo. 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8191948 - Pay attention to me thread  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8191988 - kilroydotexe (03/20/2014) [-]
**kilroydotexe rolled a random comment #34 posted by arsenymous at ALIENS ** :
The greatest proof of alien's existence is the fact that they didn't come to earth. (its a quote)
User avatar #8191969 - dancininseptember (03/20/2014) [-]
**dancininseptember falls down the stairs**

sorry a bit busy at the moment
User avatar #8191964 - playfilly (03/20/2014) [-]
Okay
User avatar #8191968 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Okay
User avatar #8191959 - sebthebrony (03/20/2014) [-]
**sebthebrony looks around**
Did someone say something?
User avatar #8191967 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
That's pretty fucking rood, Buckaroo.
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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#179 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
i miss you
i miss you
User avatar #180 to #179 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
im twi btw

my account is still ban so im using this fags

PLS COME BACK
User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
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