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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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#8226754 - tfw you look up a symptom you've been having for a few days an…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8226782 - cookiecoketwo (03/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, get that checked out.
User avatar #8227038 - melontwilight (03/22/2014) [-]
I will if it goes on for much longer, like I said before, it could just be the muscles.
User avatar #8227044 - cookiecoketwo (03/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. Hope it aint cancer
User avatar #8226766 - protomanrulezz (03/22/2014) [-]
So get medical attention
User avatar #8226771 - melontwilight (03/22/2014) [-]
It's only been a couple days but if it keeps going on for a few more then I'll get it checked out. It could just be a muscle thing.
User avatar #8226775 - protomanrulezz (03/22/2014) [-]
yeah probably
User avatar #8226759 - syrianassassinsoul (03/22/2014) [-]
**syrianassassinsoul rolled a random comment #2 posted by dynomarx at is it font page yet ** :
Thanks big guy <3
User avatar #8226757 - dancininseptember (03/22/2014) [-]
QUICK CHOP IT OFF
#42 - No one knows how women's sizes work. I could be a size 4 in on… 03/22/2014 on I got bored 0
#39 - Comment deleted 03/22/2014 on I got bored 0
#27 - Picture 03/22/2014 on Never Bring A Channing... +1
#60 - Use sheepskin balloons. 03/22/2014 on Chocolate cups 0
#84 - Where can I get one?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #86 - headlesspoodle (03/22/2014) [-]
it's not a matter of where you can get one, ass cancer just forms on its own
#173 - As someone with a vagina, I can confirm that that is, in fact,…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on best friend ever +5
#190 - mrmomoguy (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #193 - finblob (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm at least 74% sure that it's a she.
#194 - mrmomoguy (03/22/2014) [-]
Paints skills off the charts
#8219153 - People on facebook thinking this is real smh  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8219162 - hieronymous (03/22/2014) [-]
cool and icy
#8203083 - lol  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #8203096 - russianbro (03/20/2014) [-]
kek
#8203040 - Who the **** keeps their grandmother's ashes layi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8203043 - xxangelisxx (03/20/2014) [-]
Some weird folk.
#8203011 - tfw you want to make cookies but there is no flour to speak of  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8203015 - xxangelisxx (03/20/2014) [-]
Use the ashes of your grandmother.
User avatar #8203040 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Who the fuck keeps their grandmother's ashes laying around?
Also no one is cremated in my family
User avatar #8203043 - xxangelisxx (03/20/2014) [-]
Some weird folk.
#8192924 - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM **** yea 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
#174 - Sorry hugs  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on melontwilight's profile 0
User avatar #175 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#8192909 - Hahaaaaaaaaa #rekt 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8192906 - But they don't have any ******* skin **** … 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8192887 - ty 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8192875 - Ur pretty ****** rood bro 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8192850 - No I'm Canadian you're rude. 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8192840 - No, it would ruin my inspiring female main character who doesn…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8192853 - bionicpanda (03/20/2014) [-]
add me on skype i will be ur bf pls plssplsplsplpsl
User avatar #8192875 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Ur pretty fuckin rood bro
#8192815 - You guys are the roodest buckaroos I've ever seen.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8192835 - dhryftgtgtgtgttttt (03/20/2014) [-]
addressing other peoples flaws is very rude.
So you're being the rudest here.
User avatar #8192850 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
No I'm Canadian you're rude.
User avatar #8192825 - bionicpanda (03/20/2014) [-]
be my online gf pls pls pls
User avatar #8192840 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
No, it would ruin my inspiring female main character who doesn't need a man vibe.
User avatar #8192853 - bionicpanda (03/20/2014) [-]
add me on skype i will be ur bf pls plssplsplsplpsl
User avatar #8192875 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Ur pretty fuckin rood bro
#8192800 - +1 Notification  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8192820 - shrekis (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#8192791 - Well now I don't trust you good job 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8192779 - I felt that in my toes jesus 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8192768 - How rude, excluding Menu like that. 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8192747 - Hahahaaa 03/20/2014 on sfw random board 0
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
#164 - billywonka has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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